Confessions of a Disney Employee 3

think about your favorite place you've ever worked for me still disney and i don't know if it was my love for disney or if i just love to get out the house if you've ever had overprotective parents you know exactly what i'm talking about when i first got my car my mom was calling me every two and a half seconds where are you i just looked in your room and you're not here mom it's nine in the morning i'm at school and every time you leave the house you feel like you're michael scofield for a few hours breaking out of jail so i never talked about this in my other disney videos but i actually remember the day i went in to apply you start with a phone interview and if you do get on the phone interview they bring you in for the hard stuff the personality test i had a friend william who worked custodial at magic kingdom so he helped coach me on how to take the test all i know is i wanted to work with something in food because all i remembered from every time i've ever went to disney ever was how amazing the food smelled and i also very clearly remember my parents never buying me food ever at disney we're at disney for eight hours and i'm like dad i'm hungry please the food is too expensive here when we'd walk past restaurants i had to use every ounce of willpower not to crawl over to other families and be like are you guys done with that chicken so i just assumed if i worked in food and beverage i'mma get free food so i know it sounds a little crazy but my goal was to be that guy at that kiosk selling the mickey mouse ice cream bars so i go in i smash that personality test congratulations you're hired which park do you want to work at studios okay well here are all the available positions at studios [Music] okay um so if you select food and beverage you'll be handling money and you gotta take a math test i get this math test i haven't seen questions this easy since the fourth grade addition subtraction multiplication i give it back to her you failed do you want to pick maybe another position i know that if y'all took a basic math test that you know you passed and you failed you would feel some type of way too instantly kicked into thug mode talk to me nice or don't talk at all i stay hugging the block lady is you disrespecting my gangster right now acts about me man give me that test in my head that's how i sounded but maybe in reality it came out something like oh no that is not oakley dokly may i retake it please take the test again give it back to her you failed you sure you don't want to do i don't know anything else so i picked attractions and that's how i ended up working at the indiana jones show something else that happens whenever i go to the park with my friends a lot of people stop me and they tell me they applied for disney because they saw the other videos i'ma warn you right now you gonna stand a lot this is how they sneakily prepare you for this at orientation they just say stuff like while you're at work don't lean here's the thing i'm a gamer and the standing position is my enemy you remember in lion king when simba ran away and he was laying there in the desert about to die that was me 10 minutes after i clocked in on my first date i'm laying there my lips are all chapped water water also smiling all the time at disney as an employee is in the job description i would do that however comma smiling when nobody's around i'm not going to do that when people come around the corner and they're walking by i'm a smile like hey hi how you doing have a nice day that's part of my job description but when there's nobody around and it's me and you at greeter spot i'm not going to sit here like i'm so happy happy happy if somebody from my hood came to the park and saw me from a distance smiling for no reason my hood card would get invalidated instantly a lot of y'all don't know this and i probably shouldn't reveal this in the video but at this point it's whatever we have secret black people meetings like when nick cannon wore that leopard outfit to i don't know a some mtv award show my parents woke me up at like two o'clock in the morning wake up emergency meeting right now we're all here on skype with the west coast chapter like they're trying to figure out what to do with this dude and we all voted to take his black card and put on a 30-day probation this is a real thing i'm not making this up i can't be out here smiling for no reason full stop i had a great experience working with the company however comma i feel like with my managers and my co-workers this is a lot of stuff in a lot of situations that could have been handled differently no tea no shade i was the perfect disney cast member when i first got hired but there's a lot of things that happened that kind of just pushed me to the dark side karen's and i don't mean guests and people coming into the park i mean my co-workers the first tiff i ran into at work was the second weekend after i got hired but i do remember at training the guy that trained me his name was john john said blah blah blah stairs is all i remember and i don't know how many of y'all know this but every single indiana jones show sells out his family comes up to me sir we have nowhere to sit may we just sit right here in the floor me yeah why not sure you could say right there i put the family on the stairs go to break 15 minutes later come back so i'm chilling at greeter sarah walks up to me um okay that's crazy um i got this family sitting on the stairs and they told me that you told them they could sit on the stairs this grown woman really just brought an audience to disrespect my gangster right now my inner gangster popped off yo talk to me nice or don't talk at all i'll put you on citizen right now in reality what i most likely said was yeah i let him sit on the stairs wow wow wow um who said that you could do that john told me i could do it oh john told you this let's go talk to him sarah takes me and herself out of rotation walk all the way over to star tours is john where's john is john over in this section uh no we leave star tours and she's going to like every attraction she's over here like no sleep star tours toy story mania tram another tram another tram plane tokyo disney no sleep we finally find jon in another section of the park tell john what you just told me we can let people sit on the stairs no we can't no i never told you that john was looking at us like why are y'all even here you see what i mean these are the kind of people i had to work with at my attraction every single day but let me tell y'all who the real stars of disney are the guests y'all need jesus we all know that there are guests out there who their life mission is to end up at disney jail i'm being dead goo look look it up how funny would it be if disney jail was like a speak easy private club you know there's a guy next to a soda machine right when you walk up to the guy he's going to be like what's the password [Music] mickey mouse you go behind the soda machine you walk down a tunnel you jump on a slide and you go to a bottom floor and you first enter there's a bunch of disney characters it's the mickey mouse jailhouse come inside there's fun inside and mickey's over there like everybody say oh toodles toodles is over there sharpening his toothbrush making a shank that would also explain why we don't see any more disney villains in the parks because they're all in disney jail and doing meet and greets you're the photopass guy taking your mug shot and you know they got a food court down in there and each prison cell has different themes how funny would it be if at the end of your jail sentence like mickey's there to try to scare you straight like they put you in that interrogation room you think this is a game you think this is a game they leave the next family comes in get that camera out of my face you think this is a game this is how we're gonna do things bad boy i'm a self-made billionaire with a b you know much money i made during the pandemic more than you'll make in your life why am i even down here talking to these clowns golly i know this all sounds very outlandish but this is the kind of stuff i would think about when i'm stuck at greeter spot not smiling [Music] you

Channel: sWooZie

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Keywords: swoozie, adande, animation, funny, 2d, disney, land, walt, world, animator, sara, stairs, disney jail, interview, disney university, black meeting, nick canon

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Length: 8min 59sec (539 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 10 2021