Mr. Eckelstone's Hunting Trip

hey guys I don't know about you but I'm so excited about this hunting trip dan got sick but they're sending someone else take us instead before we begin this hunting trip I must insist upon two rules thus always wait for my command to open fire and second never let them see your fear we'll make camp here for the night and if we're still alive by morning we'll March the nearest outpost what what is this fool you've killed us all trail mix would you say it's just a little congestive heart failure soon every woodland creature within a five-mile radius will be upon us feasting on our bodies like a thousand 30-some bees well they keep it in a bag listen do you hear that the squirrels fall into formation they want the sharpest marksmen up front should we be overrun fix bayonets and head to higher ground if this proves impossible there's a cyanide capsule in each of your rucksacks steel yourself boy remember rule number two if those squirrels catch even a thicker of fear in your preview Besant eyes this fight will be over before it's begun make ready your firearms and wait for my signal to open dear no tie mistake here boy reload this pistol quickly I think we scared the squirrels away oh do not rejoice too soon where neither figuratively nor literally out of the woods yet behold this porcupine quill keeper whether I the monsters usually climb the branches in an endless quest to slick their insatiable bloodlust peaceful you say we'll see how peaceful you'll find them when they're raining down from the trees like needle covered brimstone and you can't move because one has lodged itself in your central nervous system in perhaps will awaken to the harsh realities of wilderness survival who want to live then you should have stayed at home and sold cookies the woods are where men go to die no I think there was a pinecone I think it's getting darker and with the night new terrors await us enjoy the use of all your limbs while you still can it's for Ecclestone I think I found something it looks like a footprint oh sweet glory this mark can only be that of a mountain lion circle formation you boy start a fire like your life depended on it I can't do it my hands are shaking too bad heaven save your child you have the constitution of an arthritic bird we know I can't do it like it boy why don't explain to st. Peter why you failed to save your friends from feline death Stacy where's he going to Oblivion's embrace that's why do not follow or you'll suffer the same fate Oh brace yourselves for nocturnal savagery hey boys I'm the park ranger here now why don't we get you back to the campsite okay it's about 20 feet over there you're scaring everyone Oh our saving grace bless you young man a few more moments and we would have been [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 1,428,578

Rating: 4.9473267 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Mr. Eckelstone, hunting, byu scouts, camping, guns, deer, BYU, DC, Divine Comedy, humor, funny, college, college humor, SNL, Sketch, Matt Meese, Jason Gray

Id: DpGF4u7pX4I

Length: 4min 1sec (241 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2013