Ranking Your RIDICULOUS Tiktoks

my name is lad and a couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your favorite tick tocks Titanic when they saw the iceberg honestly these were some of the worst ones yet so enjoy giving my dog salmon giving my dog salmon that is not a dog I hate to say it there's a lot of things but babe it's not a dog I'm telling you right now I have no idea what the [ __ ] it is but it's not what you think I'm fighting on me no no no oh my God I need that night Cam I used to love these videos [Music] why'd you have to wake him up before it that's got to be the most disrespectful one I've ever seen [Music] sir are you okay sir sorry that is actually the ritual I do before making these videos every evening [Laughter] I mean so satisfying this is not gonna end well please guys foreign guys be careful this Halloween look what I found in my recessed peanut butter I put razors in those they do oh my what did I say what did I say it happened it happened to me one time all of a sudden I was I was munching a Gillette razor blade my entire gums were lacerated but can we be real for a second parents are like Oh They'll put weed and they'll put these drugs in the candy if I have drugs I'm not giving them out to you for free who does that I wouldn't do that I just stick to the razor blades if this mannequin came to life and started to chase me and tried to kill me I'd freak out that's the whole thing yeah yeah man freak out if a normal human chased me and tried to kill me to be honest what would you do if I was a UFO and you were jogging and I hovered right above you and when you looked up we made eye contact and then I said to you slowly [Music] come on man any last words any land you said to me don't take me what can I say nope and then I took you what would you say oh and then you took me first of all how did this get into the compilation these These are viewer submissions right so you guys are posting these to the Reddit let's put this one behind us hold on boys before we keep going it's here this sounds like the introductory portion of um what are you talking about we're not making the drink it doesn't even look like come it doesn't make any sense put that up to the camera what the [ __ ] is that what's wrong with this it literally looks like come it's not supposed to become let's come ask that is right boys my all-new gamer Subs flavor Teddy milk is finally finally here this is all I've ever wanted and it's finally [ __ ] here it doesn't look remotely like come like semen or anything Teddy milk is the Ultimate Energy drink on the market it's a great tasting Twist on blue raspberry that'll leave you feeling alert and refreshed all day long because that's what gamer Subs is all about zero calories zero sugar no headaches no blood sugar spikes and most importantly no Crush titty milk is engineered to keep you going without making you feel like [ __ ] unlike every other energy drink and let's be real we've had enough big crashes in our lifetime because I know I knew it and get away with it it's chock full of organic caffeine vitamins minerals and electrolytes it's a fraction of the cost of other energy drinks and it tastes better than literally all of them that's right titty milk is out now and you can buy it for the rest of time go to the link in the description and use coach slat for 10 off do you like a banana laughs oh that's the happiest he will ever be because he will be turned into food for us soon right out of the water [Music] honestly what else are those dogs good for that's 4 000 calories right there that's how I see it Swami and Jolly Ranchers right no they got me no new raspberry dog not one blue raspberry that's crazy man they gave you no blue raspberry let's rewind a second I don't think you're eating them correctly saw me and Jolly Ranchers right oh God yeah and the dogs are out he's got the dogs out too spread completely spread out as far as he can spread them I need a breather after that one [Music] we'll go to the next one oh he got [ __ ] up bro okay surely try one more time here a day in the life of Alvin the capibara when boss thinks waiting to meet his fans he's more popular than me schlatt yeah he might be more popular he's more calorically dense though too what 10 000 calories maybe hey babe how did peach cobbler taste it that's all right I have better at a school cafeteria [Music] he doesn't want it yo [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] is that is that the whole thing [Music] primitive technology really fell off huh that's a sick mechanism this is an awesome contraption [Music] no that is I know exactly what the [ __ ] that is gonna be and I'm not here for it we're not doing this anymore I know the song I know the meme I know the reference I know it is going to happen if I scrub to three seconds in the oh there it is there it is you happy next video [Music] 5 000 calories Max I think small I can't half the chat's like Yay cute cat video the other half's just thinking about how many calories it'd be if you ate them [Music] what am I watching himself a sandwich and a bowl of cereal after with you he put yogurt kavong in there vanillege this [ __ ] put [ __ ] in 1959 every Frost original 78 Falcon in there with the yogurt cavark vanillge oh my God he even put the person's Rock to make skinka in there where's this silly little country you live in dude I'm not making money off the monkey foot [ __ ] so imma sell clocks [ __ ] this [ __ ] clock here is nice you need to goddamn tell the time and God [ __ ] oh [Music] what the [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god it's this guy again what you looking at I'm just trying to do the tick tock stream man I didn't want to see you oh me no well you think I'm sexy why did I say that wow well I think you sexy too is he enjoying that oh he's liking that no he's liking that why is he in the sink what are you doing on [Music] take all the feathers out I'd say at least like probably 1200 calories 400 Max no come on now he's got some great great materials in him [Music] 200 000 calories that's a meal and a half I love the crushing channels I'm not gonna lie I'm a sucker for him [Music] no no no no no that's not it [Music] this one's gonna be good [Music] oh [Music] terrible not not the greatest and this one's gonna be [ __ ] too yeah why like I feel like if I ran one of these channels I would have so much more good ideas for what to put under the thing like you know it's not going to be a good Crush do it then sorry man I don't have like four hundred thousand dollars to invest in a [ __ ] Warehouse to make a tick tock who is that who's that little guy oh I want him how do you why do some people just have little buddies like this he's got they've had they have a little henchman and he can just walk around like that are you serious how do I get one and it grows a little bit and it tears you apart limb from limb but it seems like a fun couple months they're free they are not for you you cannot apply that logic when shoplifting's illegal but you're literally a bear yeah what are you gonna do what are you gonna do about that I mean that's just an unfortunate situation I guess you know what guys I'll give it to you once one time okay one time it's free it's free that one is free it for him for him that is a free meal oh this is another spying video here we go here we go boys rumor says if you feed a hippo a pumpkin before Halloween that's not a hippo anymore that's a vampire what put I love vampires in the comments section for follow back and follow my new account [Music] huh I was gonna say man like I would love to get a machine that could do this to me for no apparent reasons for Halloween it's not a pumpkin that's not a hippo anymore that's a vampire put I love vampires in the comments section guys put I love vampires in the comment section and go to gamersups.gg to get some of this drink man and follow my new account [Music] oh oh [ __ ] he got a [ __ ] spit roasted hey man that's like 20 000 calories I'm not gonna lie to you no leave me alone man I bet I can make you smile I bet you can't it's give me like five seconds okay [Music] didn't get me man it didn't get me I'm not blood I'm not blushing I'm not blushing it what got me is that I I've realized that in every single one of these videos at the exact halfway mark he's like [Music] it is so like out of place like it this had me it's a [ __ ] crop on this you already know this is gonna be the most the shittiest video we'll see all night [Music] how does that even make sense I was the point of that don't just rallied the troops I must be getting too old for this [ __ ] because some of the stuff you guys post on the Reddit is just it's just it's unhinged it's unhinged I'll say it brings back memories to what memories to what what are you remembering what does that remind you of oh man I love these no dude you you dick you dick foreign [Music] this one makes the most sense to me on some weird subliminal subconscious level I get it I want to see oh no I know exactly who this dude is we've seen a video from him before and it did not end oh in a way that I thought it was going to oh God here we go why are we sped up okay he doesn't like it something went wrong oh man finally something something actually my speed I love these crushing Wheel videos [Music] there's gonna be so satisfying once it actually hits [Music] are you kidding me I'm pissed I'm actually pissed now I didn't think that would actually ruin my day but it did I'm so done dude I'm so done watch she's gonna be the guy it's the [ __ ] guy again what would you do if you do I would keep I would go to a different station honestly you want me to be honest and while you were working out I came over to you and I said to you look look here comes every every time what's up baby girl is your daddy a trash man why because you got a whole lot of dump in your truck you're gonna you're gonna say that to a lady at the gym I'm not blushing I'm not I'm not blushing you're lying you're lying wait what got this last night oh my God 51.2 pounds it's a big ass fish to be real big enough yeah shutting them back into the wild it ends like that wait time out time out time out time out caught this last night caught this last night no [ __ ] it's [ __ ] dead dude what the [ __ ] oh oh my God timeout we can't gloss past that eat your body slammed into the wood floor oh my goodness don't touch is this just a funny animal holy [ __ ] that thing got killed in an instant this was posted to ticktock.com funny underscore the animals and this is what they put in the video bro that's not funny that isn't funny that's not funny about 500 calories sitting on the floor now my boyfriend keeps [ __ ] in his sleep a lot lately and I'm not sure what to do about it [Music] yo the farts always get me I swear I don't know why I don't know why are you Wing that what about that's a w it's are you kidding me how many videos did you put in here of the stone and why is the chat just saying L and W today what's switch flipped hey what type of food do you like Italian Mexican no [Music] okay all right whoa not bad and not a single friend in sight you loser would you take five hours to set that [ __ ] up and you got no one to drink any of it there's probably 5 000 calories right they're shots Freddy chill out babe in there Freddy Freddy Freddy come on come on come on Freddy you ain't gonna get far let him out man chill Bud Freddy Freddy let him out oh my God Freddy calm down hey bud but calm down oh man pretending to eat my dog's face laughs let me go some more [Music] oh no he's actually terrified [Music] that that actually [ __ ] them up oh my God probably of 7 000 calories at least I see this kid literally every day and I've never heard him speak once and I doubt today's the day oh my [ __ ] god do anything else do anything else Christ POV a meteor hits Earth but you jump to avoid the impact because that is so easy that's that's too easy that's too easy you getting a helicopter when when the earthquake's coming they think we're sheep you know they don't think we understand too is this another smack cam [Music] you can get somebody's like yep yet that happened wrong oh hello [Music] I don't understand the humor anymore I I don't I don't get it I enjoyed it better be the last one what would you do if I was just staring at you and while I was staring at you I just slowly said foreign English pronunciation test can you pronounce these English words you say them first then I'll say them okay understandable understandable understandable capable capable now capable got that one double doable doable doable that's it what was it was a punchline is that is this just a video to teach people how to how to pronounce words this man really ordered pizza while his wife was in active labor Knowing damn well your wife cannot eat or drink anything the entire time freaking audacity this is why you got to be careful who you procreate with dude was hungry be careful my TV though I know you clumsy as [ __ ] for real are you hungry you want dinner what do you want for dinner oh you want fish or chicken chicken it is okay I'll get right on oh I love him if I gave you 100 million dollars would you rather fight 10 100 year olds or 110 year olds decisions decisions that has got to be these the stupidest question I've ever heard have you met in a hundred year old 10 100 year olds in a room there is nothing going on I'll just I'll say it there's nothing going on in that room the only thing that's going on is oxygen being converted to carbon dioxide how is this even a question I would mush them in in 15 seconds I'd be like like that dude from the Skittles commercial everything I touched just just turns into skill they just just disintegrate also at the end of the day I got like a 500 000 calorie meal I I'll just say it oh man are you where why are we doing these let's see if you can pronounce these English words okay divisive I'm waiting for a punchline on any of these this is a tough one Paradigm Paradigm chat we getting these philanthropic philanthropic derivative easy one derivative that's literally it it's just an English grammar account then why are they in here what's the [ __ ] point of this can you pronounce these super hard words yes this word genuine with an English checkpoint what is this what is this about what about this one thoroughly are my mods like trying to think I'm not good with words thoroughly thoroughly try number three this one adjective how about this word Brewery Brewery this word [ __ ] dude you gotta stop inserting the videos of this dude I don't want to see him anymore I don't want to see it it's not working on me she'll add in denial I'm not I'm really not what's your favorite candy Hershey's Kiss Hershey's kiss [Music] I could be your Hershey's Kiss oh no no no no no no no no no no no no [Music] thank you

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Length: 24min 32sec (1472 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 29 2022