Minecraft Map But It's Controlled By Twitch Chat

all right everybody how's it going and welcome to the minecraft map that twitch chat built not my twitch chat it was henzoid's twitch chat but maybe by proxy some of my twitch chat because there could be some overlap so i guess henzoid went and streamed some and had the twitch chat tell them what to do in order to make a map it's gonna be interesting to see what happens here so let's do things what a beautiful day i hope i don't fall in any holes that seems like foreshadowing did twitch chat just go like hey for the intro of your map you should make it so that the player falls in a hole and henzoid was like all right i guess i can do that that doesn't seem too difficult i'm gonna fall in a hole oh no who could have predicted this wow it's a good thing i didn't take any fall damage that's incredible and i fell in a full nether eight block room i'm so much better off than before dude wow i'm so rich let me go into my oh my goodness full netherright block hallway i should stand on this henzoid says welcome to twitch makes a minecraft map a map made over the course of 103 days 103 days what that's so long entirely by the twitch.tv slash henzoid chat every dumb insane nonsensical idea was made almost entirely by a random twitch chat of a bunch of people with many many ideas my point is don't blame this on me if this block is delicious gooey mac and cheese the resource pack is working that does look delicious and gooey i can't zoom in on it because he said optifine is not allowed i'd love to zoom in on it though but i'ma be honest it ain't craft mac and cheese dude craft sponsor me please i've been your biggest fan single player only only only only render distance eight plus 12 plus ideally all sounds on except music if you are streaming or recording go in here first oh okay vocal warm-ups oh god please say the following phrases i'd like to stuff a pound of arugula in my pockets on alive on alive on live on live on live online live on live on live a plethora of particular parrots preach primitivism hello my name is squidward squidward i am squidward oh no i have accidentally lacerated my appendix and make sure to enunciate and speak clearly it slowly my mother's name is me ma and my father's name is pipa exquisite hams are for sale at your local ham dealer saucy simon does not know how to tie a purple bow my name is jardoon maroon 5 and i approve this message turtles turtles i have an unusual obsession over turtles okay hopefully that was good quality voice over work that you're able to use for your next project mr henzoid and finally no optifinality i told you he doesn't like that enter for diamonds did twitch chat tell you to do this did they come up with all the things there did they come up with my name is jardoon maroon5 and i approved this there weren't diamonds that was a lie oh i'm in a different place though oh here we are it's got a beautiful nethery door welcome to heck resident 42 billion 529 million 378 thousand nine or 23 you know why you're here wait do i though i'm not sure i know why i'm here i don't know what i what did i do was it because i said demonetize too much how do i get out of this particular location though this is very wait i'm like very stuck here i can't parkour out of this i hear there's a lot of floating emeralds which is a little bit weird is there a way for me to like i don't know get out of here without going in lava okay all right i'm trying to learn to play minecraft with toggle sprint oh god it's really bad when you don't have optifine in the adjusting fov though oh i don't have fire resistance but i guess the uh amped up resistance also does the trick oh god dude toggle sprint without having oy without optifine is not very fun resident number 63 million whoa this man's has been here for a very long time stonks excuse me stonks is in heck crime scammed players out of their emerald's punishment has to trade emeralds but can't reach the ambulance bro what happened to my boy stonks he's a fletcher how did stonks become a fletcher that doesn't even make any sense it doesn't even fit the lore of stocks can i oh wait did i just get stuck in here with stonks can i reach the emeralds oh i'm sorry stonks even i can't reach the emeralds i'm stuck here too i also can't click on my boy stonks so that's very sad okay i guess we should go and explore the other residents of heck uh-oh who's this resident number 25 million these these are ogs i'm 43 billion these guys were in the first 50 million crime didn't make national treasure for punishment eternity in a b prison not the bees dude not the bees i like how this is just did twitch chat come up with all of the crimes and the punishments and the numbers and everything resident number 40 million ender milia crime stealing the dragon egg because she got rejected punishment eternally stranded and alone wow poor ender milia looks so sad also stranded in a watery prison can't even move that sucks please do not jump in lava it is hot and has no secrets hmm that doesn't seem suspicious at all perhaps i should jump in lava because it is hot and has no secrets uh what do we have here resident number i can't tell because of a lack of commas taxi vader crime tax evasion punishment stuck in a water cooler with no one to talk to nice i like this great water cooler model it even has transparency that's very impressive you should be happy you get to observe this beautiful minecraft object for such a long time it's so pretty what else do we have over here is this this looks like henzoid this might be henzoid oh no what is henzoid doing can i jump to henzoid i can jump to henzoid twitch makes a minecraft map it's his punishment he's stuck doing this for eternity resident number a lot of threes and seven tenzoid crime inducing demonetizable levels of rage punishment has to keep making twitch makes a minecraft map forever without turning down any ideas it just continues for the rest of eternity is there anything back here wait okay hold on so that's probably where we actually have to go but we do have to go and check out secrets really quick because we know we don't demonetize in lava at this point i'm so sorry for toggle sprint but i've been told i need to learn to play with it by credible sources for minecraft championships which also takes place this saturday september 26th 12 p.m pacific 3 pm eastern 8 p.m in the uk at twitch.tv slash captain sparkles it's gonna be swick times where i'll definitely get third place or maybe break the curse and get lower you never know but um yeah well come check it out what is down here oh this pretty cool do you want an advertisement space i don't please buy this advertising space for me promote your business i don't have one in the first place so why'd you go and do this to begin with wow two four five nine nine nine zero two that's that's a really legitimate looking number pretty slick right there wow the stake liner 2001 vote satan for the next president heck satan keeps winning these elections it seems like i feel like satan's always been there whoa ender anderson 43 i don't know what the 25 and the eight mean but wow anderson that's quite a profile pic very professional right in front of a green screen or a purple screen great gradient in the background nice clear gives you a look at your body as well as a full head shot right there this is genuinely impressive work i'd swipe right absolutely scammer and sons llc will make your debt disappear faster than you could say government mandated company audit are you bored do you like minecraft maps made by world renowned henzoid come down to the henzoin zoinpenzoin at the discord andy indies [Laughter] it's a good one that's a good one i like that one that's pretty top notch right there and these dude stock sports stocks sporks located in the minecraft marketplace get yours now why is stonks a fletcher henzoid why is stonks a fletcher please tell me this he should be a librarian nicholas cajun the great be escape nowhere to run nowhere coming soon this is quality content right here if i do say so myself and believe me i do know me some quality content when i see it wow truly incredible work truly next level stuff i feel like i haven't really accomplished anything here other than i got sent to heck and i got to figure out what to do with it but at least i'm not in a b eternal prison so here we are oh am i just going to go straight to hq i'm going to say what's up satan how's it going i am i predicted it oh my god i'm good oh look it's hold on hold on we've got to go really quality content on this one right now we've got to become the embodiment of heck oh look it's a brand new soul for my collection how wonderful i was just telling my demon friend paul how bored i was tell you what i really need some new souls to torture not just you so let's make a deal if you can save the souls of the other five people in here i'll let you go that way i can get a whole onslaught of fresh meat that room to my right has the memories of all the souls and if you can go inside them and send them down a better path in life their souls will be redeemed wow satan what a deep and bellowy echoey voice you have there pretty pretty crazy hope you win your reelection i saw your poster it was really well made let's continue into here okay tricky trading the game by stonks right so we gotta we gotta remember they scammed players out of their emeralds oh it must that must be the thing is stonks is a fletcher because obviously fletcher's don't trade emeralds that's the joke.jpeg that's why it happened okay tricky trading the game oh wait a minute this is the minecraft marketplace home to various traders with confusing tastes this is where stocks used to work before he scammed one too many folks out of their precious emeralds and ended up getting heist by the mob i always like make my voice deeper when i'm doing that even though it's completely unnecessary due to the voice changer i mean no it's definitely satan not me talking okay we got an emerald we got a couple times it's very convenient that it's just chilling right there hey are you stalks how's it going so you want a spoon and a fork so you can make a spork no way dude no way i got you on this my dude boomerson so probably trade for a name tag right that would be my guess that'd be my guess but we need and so this is inappropriate this is very demonetizable totem of undying gets season three oh is that all we needed is that all we needed when we jumped into the void the meat man four emeralds and a turkey sandwich but wait oh i can get more diamonds via music discs none of this stuff seems possible to do yet but i bet you we can trade a bread and a chicken for a turkey sandwich which definitely makes sense you can just convert chicken into turkey here you're a nitwit oh you still do trades oh eight emeralds for a bitcoin three for nine bro this trading game is ridiculous how am i ever going to know what to do here uh dj jazzy jeb's assistant is a okay emerald for a honey bottle bro this is so much to keep track of how am i ever gonna know what to do here there's so many things to balance and do oh my god wow you can get an nes that's pretty cool music this is two emeralds there's gotta be some kind of infinite emerald trade here that i'm missing and it's like that's the joke right i gotta get a krabby patty formula to get a turkey sandwich that doesn't sound like a krabby patty though oh i can get a totem of dying i'm not aliving for the two but then i need a ruby and i need a soda for this bro how many levels deep does this go i know i'm gonna have to do the totem right and you butt trucker good old butt trucker here heck yeah uh you do podzole but his pods will get anything what if i don't do the trades correctly can i just can i go around in circles enough to where oh i i do like when i find an nes inside of somebody's furnace that's good i should investigate the other things aside from just the trades maybe i'll be able to find some stuff oh i wonder if i could sheer dj jazzy jeb can't hear the noteblocks that's big sad okay well the nes must be tradable for something right so that's an obvious one to go for who wants any ace it was you yeah yeah yeah let's get a pig step good thing we're not on twitch or the evod would be very muted and then what can we do with this what can we do with this huh what can we do with this guy i hope i didn't trade for the wrong thing with doing the name tag i should have looked at all the other trades beforehand all right bank bills bank bills do you like pig step you don't like pig step hmm who like pig's tip i figured out at least one of the paths that i need to go down so i do need to do the whole season three totem thing so we trade these for the totem i wonder if you can mess this up though and you're just stuck here forever and you never finish the map that would be a thing that twitch chat would do we also are gonna need to trade all the diamonds and find another way actually to get another diamond to get another name tag because we're gonna need the iron ingot but obviously that requires figuring out how to get into the diamond which we have to trade for maybe it's through the music disc or something like that but also then hold on who do we trade with in order to get season three which one of you i think it was this man's over here it's so hard to keep track of all these i need to make a freaking spreadsheet because we need to work towards the spoon but in order to get the spoon that requires a firework in order to get the soda but that requires then the ruby and no it's not you we don't want to do that i was there's the wrong person who the heck does the trade from the totem see because we need the iron in order to get the firework rocket you're following me right you're following me as a as i go down this gigantic meandering wandering path of yes you you do season three with totem somehow i totally missed that one when i was in there and then from there we go to the ruby but then from there i need to figure out how to get one more diamond in order to who trades for diamonds oh you you trade for the jukebox can i trade the jukebox for a diamond somewhere there's so much to keep track of and then i have to worry about the whole how to get the other one because like spoon plus we're gonna get the spoon but then i gotta figure out how to get the fork so we can make the spork and i don't know how to do that all right i gotta get this to get the krabby patty formula oh my god i haven't necessarily made any progress towards finding another diamond but what i did find is you will never know what's in that chest above your head with no discernible way to get it i think the signs it's accurate but there's also another room over in this direction just kind of like cleverly hidden by the shops who would ever think to go behind maybe this chest in here has oh great doki doki tree stink you must defeat dr doofenshmirtz and save the tri-state area take the master shield it will aid you in your quest this isn't a diamonds i need a all right twitch chat where did you put there's so many diamonds around here and yet none of them can go into my inventory whatever dude i know i need to trade for the jukebox over here with you and then i need to run over to this man's over here and then i need to trade with you in order to get the birch logs which i then trade over to this man's over here still trying to figure out if not you somebody else in order to get the oak log which i used to trade for the krabby patty formula with someone who trades these oh this is the super rare one of a kind collectible collectible edition antique legendary secret meeples this meeples only has a 0.01 chance of appearing in the map wow that seems totally legit i'm sure it's it's totally sick hey do you try you trade a freaking heck where do i trade birchlocks at you you look like you trade these you probably do yes you do good and now i can trade for the krabby patty formula which will give me the super duper turkey sandwich there is also i realized a reset button over there is just kind of hidden out of the way but now it was it was you right you trade the krabby patty for no someone else trades the krabby patty formula for the turkey sandwich this is impossible to keep track of who does it yes it's bank bills trades for the turkey sandwich great now we're only missing one small thing please don't make me reset okay i can trade two emeralds for this that leaves one emerald over and i i might have screwed this up but now i can come over to you which i somehow conveniently ignored before get the remaining diamonds then i can come over to you get the third name tag find the mans that does name tags yes and then i can convert these into nugs then i can go over to was it you no it was not you the one who trades these for fireworks who is it b you don't trade them for fireworks how does one possibly keep track yes you do we need a firework rocket we have two left over and somehow we have to figure out how to get dirt in order to get a milk bucket oh can we do it from the podzole oh god how do we convert pods into ears just by placing it down that might be the key that might be the key to everything life the universe and success all right and then wait a minute okay we can trade for the soda i believe with the firework rocket yes trading a firework for a soda seems like a legitimate deal and then from here we've got ourselves one component of the puzzle fantastic i just have to remind myself before i make a mistake and have to reset the entire thing that you can in fact convert pods into dirt yes of course you just you just do this and then you oh you're not gonna allow me to place it are you can i can't convert it uh how do i take this podzol and turn it into dirt this must be the way right did i miss a trade somewhere or is there a magical place where i can place this podzole down it doesn't say it's placeable on anything but it's the only answer it was one emerald which is all i had left over and then oh no that was a red herring oh no that's very bad wait i needed to get that music disc did i just have to reset the entire thing how do i get that music disc again oh dear oh dear i know please please be a podzol oh no was it one emerald for the music disc did i screw everything up i might have just ruined the entire thing where was who had it i think it was you over here except was it for three iron wait it's for three iron i can't possibly get that how do i get the extra iron oh i bet it's from the iron sword and smelting it you have to get you have to get the honey use the honey to get the iron sword smelt it add it to the two iron nuggets you used to get this used to get the dirt oh i've screwed the whole thing up okay uh it took a while but now we're back to where we were let me just get this spoon here and this time i've used the remaining emerald on a honey bottle instead of a piece of puzzle which i can't place down because adventure mode right isn't that great okay who do i trade this honey bottle with somebody oh honey that's another henzoid map that was a reference to it wasn't that a pretty good one i think that was a pretty haha funny right there oh i think it's you yes then i trade there and then i take this iron sword i put it in the furnace over here where i literally just was two seconds ago i'm just running loops and then i go like that and then it's gonna give me the nugget and then i can use that in order to wait for the disc which i can trade with the dirt which i can trade for the thing that also goes with the turkey sandwich which oh my goodness henzoid is it gonna be five segments of the map that are this intense please please make it so i chose the most confusing one first because good god and it's you and then i get the dirt and then i take the dirt over to butt trucker and then butt trucker gives me a great reward of the milk which i then can trade over here in order to get the fork and then i've got a spoon and a fork and i did all that work just to get oh by the way the reset button is is right there so saved my butt trucker all right we did a fork hey soul saved stockx's soul is no longer eternally danged stock sold his very first sport leading him down a path of simple marketing and never becoming a dangerous con man his soul is saved i'm curious why satan would actually want to do that i guess he just got bored of these fellows here and wanted to uh want it wanted to have a different set okay first date the game oh my god we're actually going to be using the ender app taxi vader filing paperwork the game that sounds very fun henzoid map making logic the game oh dear well parkour hive the game let's be nicholas cage in order to just oh hold on this is not me talking in order to save nicholas cage's soul you have to parkour through his greatest fear a beehive or something i don't know i never saw any of his movies sir did you really are you telling me you never saw national treasure did you never see oh this is so disorienting without optifine allowing me to keep a consistent fov that's an option an optifine for those of you who kind of just take it for granted and don't realize because you use it like having consistent fov is just oh god and also it being like in the hive with the honey blocks and the this is a mess this is an absolute nightmarish mess of four block jumps there we go at least we're good there but wait what are those honey blocks it's honey blocks i see okay cool cool good to know good to know that you made it honey blocks but they look like slime blocks so that's pretty sweet sticky situation huh okay we're good and got it is this desperate daniel not nicholas cage am i gonna do another trading game i don't want to do another trading game can i be completely honest with you i'd rather not i'd rather just do some basic parkour boyos okay all right this is good i'm using toggle sprint but so that's a slime block right or a honey block not not a slime block so that means i have to just jump directly to there don't i that's great is there such a thing as slime blocks here i don't know this is really trial by fire when it comes to using toggle sprint and i'm not sure that i like it also just a very disorienting background for things i've got to say i these decoys are very very not nice but at the same time how else am i supposed to do it i can't make that jump is that a real slime block it's a real slime block wow i can't believe you've done this you've actually gone and made it so honey and slime blocks are the same that's really mean to do that's extremely mean to do wait which way am i going bro did you seriously know checkpoint this area please send help okay do i have to slime block off that and land on there and then i s and then i slam block there do i do a honey slide i really can't tell i really can't tell what i'm trying to do here or where the a is the exit there or is the exit there what is it oh dear i mean that looks like a possibility that seems risky but this seems risky too i could just jump on top of this couldn't i i think i could do that yeah i can just do that and then but from here though oh i have to get up there and then i slime block land on top and then i can get onto the higher ones yeesh henzoid that's a big mean right wait oh my god i had to land on that one i wasn't even thinking this is just this is just a nothing this is just this is just a nothing block this doesn't need to exist this is a red herring why would you do that to me why would you do that that's not nice of you to do thank you for the failure points so that's for those coming every time you fail you get another one and when you get 64 of them you can get an ender pearl how nice how compassionate i've got to say so wait was this yeah that's actually definitely that was just a honey block that's so mean that's so mean to do i can't believe you would do that buzz off you say you'll be here forever oh no he's gone into puns guys this is the end of the road we're not gonna be able to survive much longer oh god dang it you know we're never gonna survive on this that was a song that my dad would listen to in the car when i was younger so i knew it intimately well so well that i can sing it super off-key oh my god slime blocks this is the very thing that i discussed this is the very thing that i discussed in the eight things minecraft needs to have fixed did i land on the edge and it doesn't go and also i'm really getting thrown into the fire with toggle sprint because i'm trying to get acclimated to it and what better way to do it than to do it what the heck slime blocks we're back we're finally back after 22 failures and i have to jump to there i should just i should just end it all i should just end it all i tried to do a thing and it didn't work this is unbelievable this is truly on b leave a bowl how am i gonna do that how am i gonna i have to jump off a slime block from the edge in order to not lose all my momentum but then i have to do like it has to be a big well fortunately i made it there pretty quickly this time but it's like i have to how do i make that jump henzoid what the heck have you done with this what have you done and why have you done it why have you made this happen why did you do this this is completely unnecessary as a jump to put those fake jumps in there that just do nothing but ruin your life if you land on him at least i'm freaking getting this part now quickly but that is such a mean jump oh there we go oh my god there we go there we go okay i do declare that this is a checkpoint this is ridiculous so i have to jump off that and then land on top of that wall i believe i'm gonna miss this slime block no i'm not no i'm not i'm gonna miss that though nope wow that's crazy i flawlessly made it back here i i don't know how i managed to do it but god i just i just parkoured my way to an incredible victory there the likes of which the world has never seen before so the question is though do i how do i oh oh i see what i have to do here i see what i have to do that was a honey block through numerous trials and tribulations what i've learned is that even though that is not a slime block and is in fact a honey block you might as well just jump off of it rather than being a big dumb like i am and being a big dumb and then you go back and then you go forth and then you go back and then you go forth and then thou must go forwardeth in order to achieve greatness here we go we must take our time now that we are so far along into things okay so the real question here is what do i do now because that doesn't seem helpful at all to try to jump off that in any way like is that going to actually get me enough lift to land on that is it really it is it is thank goodness oh my gosh soul saved nicolas cage's soul is no longer eternally danged great thanks thanks thanks for that man much appreciated hold on but we must read nicholas cage overcame his fear of bees and heights or something by sheer dumb luck his soul is saved truly incredible work i mean truly incredible work we've been doing i don't know why satan was saying truly incredible work there for a second he was like reading my mind that was so weird okay let's do um endermilia first date the game i can't wait to go on an enderman dating simulator this sounds absolutely fantastic like everything i've ever dreamed of in minecraft before let's do it this is ender she lives a pretty lonely life in the end but she just matched with a cute ender woman on the ends premiere dating app ender heck yeah hopefully it's not a bot usually it's a bot click to continue the two set up an in-person date but endermilia being the awkwardness that changes screws it up and gets rejected tired of being the punching bag of her own life andermillia gets enraged and attempts to seal and later succumbs to wait attempts to steal the dragon egg during the chase she is injured and later succumbs to her wounds in the hospital now it's your job to go back in time enter millia's head and help her figure out how to make the date go smoothly that way she'll end the night without getting rejected and never try to steal the egg in the first place all right this is great dating start andrew lily says hey so great to meet you in person do i want to choose you too i'm really excited or i want to choose oowoo personally but i think that might start us back at the beginning yeah i feel you this is like the fourth date i've been on this week and it's only wednesday wow you've been on two dates in a night one of them must have gone really poorly uh oh oh oh oh this is my response this is my resp oh it's so hard to find interesting people on dating sites you know what i mean well i am the best i feel like both of these are not necessarily i don't know if they're the best answer here because i feel like if this one you say you're like that's saying you you're going on way too many dates and and ender lily is gonna be like whoa so i'm not special then like you you're just tomorrow gonna be going out with someone else and you were with two people last night like whoa easy there ender milia i don't know if this is gonna work out so we'll just say well i am the best ha ha yeah you sound like a really interesting person what kind of things do you like to do definitely browse wiki feet did you know that i have a very high rating on my feet they're about a 4.97 i'm kind of disappointed that they're not over five out of five because some peoples are but you know you can't always get what you want i personally like to do it if i do browse wikipedia nope nope nope i'm out of here goodbye thank you twitch chat for providing that as an option i i really i do appreciate it i just want to say um okay well let's click to continue got rejected and tried to steal the dragon egg resulting in her demonetization you have failed your task wow it's like ender lily's not very tolerant of differences and interests okay like just i just throw out that i like to browse wiki feet and she doesn't give things a chance to go any further she just bails out immediately how about a little bit of tolerance my god i can explain okay i browse my own page and make sure that my rating is still staying high okay geez you two i'm really excited i am the best well i like to crochet sounds interesting watch twitch the both of these are valid right watch twitch oh i love twitch i've been following this one guy who takes fan suggestions for an ongoing map he's making this is so meta it's really fun what kind of things do you watch chess gamer girl path time speed running and fortnite hmm i feel like speed running in chess could both beat but also you know people watch fortnite i know that this channel has an aversion to it and that's whatever but if you haven't watched videos on fortnite cinema haven't gone up in a while but they've been there for a while so check it out chess why don't you just play chess wow that is really demeaning whoa dude whoa okay okay there definitely is a community for watching chess and gamergirlbathtime on twitch all right how dare you shuts that seems really rude henzoid what did twitchchat have against twitchchess that ain't freaking cool at all oh my goodness oh my god that means crocheting would be a no-go bro okay speed running speed running is so cool are you a gamer i dabble yeah my favorite console is mobile what's a gamer buy dabble cool so are you french the first question i ask yes let's let's bring it let's just get right down to business here burp so do you like anime we should probably order i like food we should probably order oh right what are you having endermite stew a mcflurry uh uh flaming yawn and potato bisque all i want is you that might be a little bit too forthcoming right like we just met let's not go all i want is you ender might stew i'm not sure what if what if she's what if she's a vegetarian or a vegan and then like i want a filet mignon and then it's like whoa that's a little bit too heavy on the meat but honestly that sounds good that sounds good does sound good doesn't it oh man now i want it mmm sounds good i think i'll have the coarse fruit salad so anyway where were we let's talk about foreign policy let's talk about psychological queries let's talk about my unliving love and affection for you let's talk about this weird growth on my toe no it that doesn't exist because i wouldn't be a 4.97 on wikifeed about it okay psychological queries sounds good very interesting i've been thinking about the trolley problem recently if you had to divert a train on attract unliving one person but saving the five people on the other track would you do it how okay there can't be a right answer here come on come on the interesting thing about the trolley problem though is that it's actually a determination that is going to need to be done in self-driving cars self-driving cars are going to have to figure out ways to identify the value of different groups of people now some companies have said that they're just going to prioritize the occupants of the car no matter what under any scenario but what if it's choosing between two different things that are to be hit how is it going to choose i guess based upon what poses the minimal risk to the occupants of the vehicle but on the other hand what if it's you know what if it's it's you're going to have to assign like values to people and it's anyway it's a whole thing so i definitely save the five people i definitely save the one person i'm not sure i'd stop the train and demonetize all things in the conductor i want to get rid of all of them how dare they put me in this position i'm not sure well your uncertainty just demonetized five p freaking you were freaking judgmental i don't want this date to succeed come on man this is dumb i don't i want to leave this already why do i have to keep going i don't want it to work how has endermillia not gotten this far along and been like now this is just a memory problem here uh under milli how have you not gone this far along and just decided that you're not anyway uh psychological queries i definitely saved the five people which yes is probably what i would do wow so confident in your answer i'm honestly i'm honestly not sure what i would do and emilia you need to leave now you need to leave now this is not this is not who you want to be with okay now this is only a situation that i know wholeheartedly because i answered not sure first and then we went back in time and now she's not sure oh no yeah there are some really interesting debates you can have when you explore the psychological ramifications of human psyche why human we're under men women okay what is a human i've never seen one before and the effect of action versus inaction has on one fighter flight response show me your toes i want to go show me your toes but i know it's going to end it oh look our food is here just in time i was starting to get hungry hey wait what's wrong with your bisque waiter there's a silver fish in my soup yup extra protein i want a refund let me speak to a manager this is it wanna trade entrees waiter there's a silverfish oh that's gross well that's okay you can have some of mine sorry only real food i only eat flaming yawn oh thanks looks great i don't really like chorus street i'll just wait for mine to be replaced i don't know ender amelia's like super ender lily is super freaking judgmental and if i said ooh that looks great she'll be like how dare you be okay eating some of my food you should have said no i was just offering to be polite but i didn't want to share i'll just wait for mine to be replaced i don't know what's right okay actually why don't we just not eat food at all and skip to dessert i'm not that hungry anyway okay let's get shulker surprise glazed terracotta let's get some milk let's get a player pie mmm delicious player pie for dessert what is what sounds better glazed terracotta sounds hard what are they what would an enderman like oh no this is just a 25 chance of having to read the whole thing glaze terracotta okay good choice but let's order it to go i've got to get home all this love is the check um let's you pay let's split it 50 50. this was a ton of fun thanks so much i had a great time why don't we continue the night back at my place it was all right i guess we want to do this again next week i had a great time too okay i guess that's it then bye no wait no i didn't want to be too forward oh my god i'm so upset right now i'm so upset are you kidding me are you kidding me right now i was trying not to i actually really didn't want this to continue because you're obnoxiously judgmental about the trolley problem so i'm upset now i'm going to just mis-click something because i've forgotten let's order philip mignon or flaming yawn psychological i definitely save the interesting psychological queries silverfish soup i'll wait for mine to be replaced glazed terracotta split at 50 50. there's i had a great time too want to do this again next week thank freaking goodness oh i'm terrible at dating enderman man the endermen and woman enter me oh one second ender lily had a successful date night which meant that endermilia never attempted to steal the dragon egg her soul is saved yay although i wasn't particularly rooting for that couple because i thought ender lily i thought andermelia was kind of out of ender lily's league given the answers to the freaking trolley problem that frustrated me and also being so judgmental that chess how can you be judgmental about like the world's most classic game how do you like chess whether or not you enjoy watching it or playing it like it is the classic game with how people are still playing it and analyzing the strategies like thousands of years later i don't know how long exactly chess has been around but how can you not at least respect it even if you don't like to watch or play it that's disappointing to me tax evader filing paperwork the game all right here we go let's do the thing wow look at this office setting say hello to your new office at scammer and sons llc where the motto is the irs has several charges against our name this is where tax invader used to work before he turned to a life of unpaid debts the company taxi works that is extremely shady and if he continues to work there he will end up in massive unpaid debt landing himself in prison where he's eventually demonetized the ceo of the company wants to fire taxi but it's so lazy that she isn't willing to do the paperwork your desk is to collect the proper files and place them in the correct order in our office to fire taxi gator and get him out of this company before it starts to rub off on him all right let's save taxi by getting him fired heck yeah dude that doesn't work filing cabinets oh e5 d11 see speaking of chess chess spaces although yeah anyway whatever is it well how many it's like you only get eight it's eight by eight right mate mate eight out of eight yeah no is it whatever okay anyway okay so i have to do things like this pawn to g5 all right here we go we don't need to we don't need to run in the hallways okay this is very basic aesthetic here but really nice water coolers oh gotta love the taxi vader water cooler here non-functional non-punchable but still nice to look at all right hopefully we'll get all these paperwork general employment this very long hallway right now this very long hallway how long does this hallway this hallway continue forever doesn't it yes it it does can am i stuck am i stuck in the permanent cycle of general employment nope i'm gonna go back now was i supposed to wait what if i'm supposed to actually continue looping around over and over and eventually it actually works what if it does oh wait things are changing things are going places oh my god this is what a mess please don't tell me i ended up back in the oh this is different this is different so basically do i have to find every single paper that ever existed and ever was oh no dude that's way too many this is way too many papers to have to worry about does this get oh god where am i going you may look but please don't touch anything from francois et cetin this tetris what are these can i nope no can do i see there is paper here okay so i need to somehow do a thing what he said please don't touch anything but i refuse oh that's a diamond oh can i get nope i hope there's a way for me to get out of here otherwise this is going to be a very embarrassing end to our story okay i can but what do i do what i don't know what papers i put where uh this is very confusing maybe i just need to find all of them and then it'll all make sense i'm pressing all the buttons i'm pressing all the buttons i don't know what to do with them please send help it doesn't make any sense before we get too caught up on things we should probably just go into all the rooms accounting records oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i now know why the boss was too lit too lazy because this is absolutely miserable having to go through all of these things why would i ever want to go through all these this is terrible why would i want to do this ever in a million years i got some o2 though oh finally i can keep breathing for just a little while longer until i start to suffocate again under this mountain of filing cabinets which i'm only almost 50 percent of the way through with and then i have to do again and then i bet on the back sides of these there's even more filing cabinets that i don't even know what i'm going to do with do i have to fill up my entire inventory get enough papers to be able to do all the things that are on the things i'm master filing cabinet open re wow super good filing cabinet opening over here i ate bmw i ate lunch earlier but i didn't actually i haven't eaten anything today so far other than a little bit of bread earlier in the morning okay a little s23 right there dude um okay and then just keep going why one why one of these sections be the way that it do where i just have to open up a filing cabinet and over and over and get all fill up my inventory with all the paperwork oh my god how am i ever gonna know what to do okay i have collected is there okay these are just stairs thankfully no hidden areas please please end this please put put a stop to this is this office work this can't be office work human resources very dark very spoopy please don't jump scare me i will be big sad if you jump scare me don't do that i didn't come here for jump scares twitch chat twitch chat how did you come up with this idea do you all work in office settings or did you just watch the office is that what happened here you just watch the office and you're like this is what it's like to be in an office now am i done being blind yet i would like to nice water cooler though oh we're back to being blind you're allowed to see the water cooler but nothing more nothing oh my god what do i do with all this help help help me get me to the end get me out of here please don't tell me i have to go back through this again if i have to go back through this again this is this is a nightmare this is actually a nightmare now why is this the way it is i'm oh my god oh my god i'm free thank goodness upper management do i literally go oh i go up i think cool oh you you look similar to somebody can't possibly tell you who but oh there's nothing in there hey the boss you look you look a lot like um this dude that i was speaking to before i came here it's really weird but okay that is not what i was expecting at all but yep well i chose the right painting that's for sure okay then a little easter egg there okie dokie uh pay no attention to the behind the scenes things um yeah it's great cool i'm gonna go back down now do i don't know if i'd do anything with the boss i just head back downstairs now and there's only one more area information station we let's go which way do i want to go here an information station this is a very slow track it's very slow welcome to the information station i'm going there whoa wait wait wait it's too fast how am i gonna be able to do anything wait stop this is too fast i'm gonna have to walk around i can't i can't observe the information when i'm speeding around this quickly is there anything i can do with this is this just tutorial instructions did you know that water bottles give very short wait what did you know on jeb's birthday cupcakes have a cupcake texture dude wait do they do they have cupcake texture really did you know minecraft is 37 different editions i did not did you know you can ride ravagers if they have satellite i don't think so did you know strider is a mix of the words stinky ryder i don't know about that did you know that you can mine netherette with stone pickaxe um everybody i don't think you're supposed to listen to these things i just want to say this is like there's a subreddit called shorty asks science and this is similar to that but it's minecraft edition this is shorty ask minecraft did you know you were actually asleep please wake up good to know good to know does feel a bit like a fever dream thank you twitch chat um i think twitch chat might have come up with uh shorty ask science captions did you know notch has a twin brother named crotch did you know gas on soul on soul fire shoot blue fireballs it's half correct sort of did you know wearing grass makes you invisible to creepers well did you know naming an animal derp makes its eyes cross did you know that when spectating in cow water looks like milk nope didn't know did you know you can x-ray by standing on top of a beacon dang it won't let me here good good thing i already was able to get out of the map and x-ray that's pretty cool right i think that's pretty freaking squeaking okay does this mean i have everything do i have all the papers that i need to have how do i is it just i just arrange them alphabetically no i don't there's there's repeats there's repeats how do i know what order to do things in oh man i have no idea what order to fill things in on the computer thing dude okay so it did say in the text here that your task is to collect the proper files and place them in the correct order in her office so it doesn't have anything to do with the computer setup that was in here but okay we have seven seven seven and then i think it was four two seven in the first room and i don't know if those numbers correspond to the order this would be like four two seven seven seven seven or something like that maybe that's the only thing i can think of this is the only clues that i have yeah four two seven seven seven seven so do we look for what in here has those numbers i don't know if that's correct though do they even have the numbers to go with it well i have everything so i have to assume that you know if i if i do enough different combinations eventually i'll figure it out right no dear you know if i were smart i'd have realized the numbers especially when i started spelling out you're fired and seeing f7 8 9 10 11 they probably have to do with what order they go in so i bet you it's y1 not o18 but we do have o2 oxygen and then hey u3 we've got to have an r4 in here and then we just go assuming that i found every single one god it'd be very very sad if they're still missing papers i'm about to find out if there's missing papers still around the map oh r4 e5 uh and then fi so if i yes space fi erd and then where is number 12 12 is oh please don't tell me i've missed number 12. please don't tell me i missed number two oh my god i've missed number 12. this is very very unfortunate oh no 13 14 15. 20 out of 16 either oh my god i don't have 16 bro 17 18 and 9 do i not have 19 20 21 22 23 24 and i don't want to put it in just in case so you're fired for no reason oh i found them all they were just it's justified font although you we could have we could have scooched four back one and then we could have put no on this the same line but that's fine no reason no oh okay maybe maybe it does want it like that maybe it does actually want it like that's how i would do it for no oh right because this is in the 18th slot oh i get it now i get it i get it i get it uh and then 18 20. and then i think that's it yeah boy there we go taxi vader was fired for no reason meaning that he never got mixed up in his company's shady dealings his soul is saved thank you satan much appreciate it okay we have one more soul to save and that is the man's himself henzoid in map making logic the game i don't know if i'm gonna be able to follow the complexities and nuances of this one but here we go welcome to enzoid's house feel free to look around for inspiration because as soon as you've found it you'll need to head upstairs to his computer and start map-making okay i have to look around for inspiration inside of his house hence why this is an accurate recreation of your house this is very nice this is a pretty cool stuff wow there's a mouse or a moose chocolate mousse mmm delicious can we go into here we must be able to go into here no we can't go into here this time wow that's different this is a it's a very nice looking house i've got to say idle difficulty ctm map can i wear idle difficulty on my chest i think i can oh that empties out into the other place okay very cool what else have we got there's got to be some some things inside the storage cabinet area right nope never mind possibly not let's go into here this is a this is a big house lots of square footage or square meterage whatever you want to call it i can turn on the sink and open up survival map oh good dude so i feel like we probably gotta find all the different types of maps hardcore difficulty i wanna wear hardcore difficulty instead of idle difficulty can i be honest all this inspiration that we're finding here is making me hungry i want to whip up some food for myself but i can't seem to find any twitch chat what sort of food have you got for us here inside the kitchen oh look at that a parkour map except that's actually a honey block so you can't bounce off of it which is not very nice of you to do you can't text from the same thing music disc can be placed on a jukebox okay oh there's more in here what else is there anything hidden underneath that's a common trick use a cauldron to hide a thing except no okay oh god are we gonna have to find every single type of map difficulty arena before we were able to do the other stuff do i have to get up there do i have to parkour onto the top of the thing in order to hold on let's do this do i have to get up here somehow and then probably probably find a way for me to like get inside only one of these there's going to be there's going to be a secret door somewhere inside here right there's going to be a secret door unless i actually don't need to be up here [Music] every gap in every wall for no reason other than i feel like i need to try it and there nope and this is the last one and that's it nothing nothing hidden nothing hidden nothing out of the ordinary around here moose i tried man i really did but i did not succeed okay let's go oh oh do we have normal difficulty okay that's very cool i can go inside of here what henzoid what is your house oh my god this is an actual qr code this is an actual qr code isn't it open in youtube twitch makes a minecraft map secret video thank you for this thank you much appreciated very happy that this has happened what a delightful time we've had so far okay there any other secret things that we got to find or or should we go up to henzoid's room on some very very tall ceilings in this house uh incredibly tall scene a modern theme multiple hours multiple hours unless they're condensed into one video is not all oh hard difficulty very cool not always the uh the best strategy for youtube because you know people don't want those multi-episodes 20 minutes yeah 20 minutes sweet spot for map length this one's a little bit longer because well worked on it for 100 days with twitch chat so i guess i can kind of understand it makes sense nope nothing there anything there nope nothing there anything hidden god i'm gonna have to find every single thing if i don't find every single thing that's needed and fill up my inventory in all of these different rooms with the different things that go into different minecraft maps and stuff have i failed have i failed will henzoid not get his minecraft map inspiration that he needs to have oh my goodness we've got music discs what else have we got we've got easy difficulties so many different armor things henzoid i'm sorry that i'm completely tossing your house here i hope you'll forgive me but there's just a lot of stuff to find in here my gosh twitch chat you've really come up with a lot of different things when it comes to minecraft maps hopefully i've found them all is there anything hidden back there because you would do a thing like that nope nope nope there's not it does not seem to be the case which is good okay let's go up another floor and we'll figure out what i've missed which is probably a lot oh gee willikers there's even more how many things why do you have all these filing cabinets in your house man what is this five minutes ooh a five minute map am i supposed to grab the stuff off the skeleton i'm not entirely sure should i do this okay this one's a no-go so that's fine that makes the answer pretty clear and obvious uh what have we got we must have some stuff in here right not looking like it this is just an empty bedroom anything in here probably yep oh we've got village themed all right we can be the village people that's always a good maparoo theme back out anything here there's got to be something hidden inside oh there's got i bet it's a parkour thing i got to get on top of the bookshelves and then there's something to do with those yeah nope nope definitely not why did i waste my time getting up here that was completely unnecessary i did not have to do that there's going to be an opening there's going to be an opening somewhere for me to look at never mind there's not there's not it was all a waste i didn't need to open any of those trapdoors this is a cool room this is very decorative very swick uh i could put things inside the jukeboxes i could do that you can't start map-making yet you haven't found enough inspiration but i found a lot of inspiration puzzle map bro there's a lot of a lot of inspiration does that mean you're gonna keep telling me i don't have enough inspiration till i find every single thing there's a lot of things here man infinite replayability wow that's a very fancy way to do a swift map did i not find everything okay at least we found hensoid's room so we know what that is but maybe have to go up to the rooftop man henzoy you got a three-story house with the highest ceilings i've ever seen in my entire life plus a rooftop deck this is so fancy bro let's never mind we cannot maybe that's maybe that's where we go after we've found everything hold on maybe we have enough inspiration now but i'm not gonna count on it what if i what if i do this and this now am i inspired i'm not inspired apparently okay good to know there's still more to find everybody oh dear oh i totally forgot about this door right here but there's something in there yup 45 minutes and underwater themed and a shower that you can't actually enter so it's more like an aquarium but that's fine okay did i find everything am i inspired enough yet please tell me i'm inspired for the love of god i'm still not inspired enough this is so much inspiration how much more can i possibly get man this is ridiculous oops i didn't look under the tv before that is uh it's a bit of a problem right there yes okay cool it gets us uh a couple more all right i'm gonna continue around on the first floor because i think i cleared the second one i think i cleared the third floor i feel like the only one that could still have stuff on it is if i just look under if i change the perspective of my head i can definitely look underneath objects in game that's how it works this is real life okay there could be more in here that maybe i missed because maybe on the first floor i just like wasn't super clear on what i needed to do right nope nothing in there i don't know do i bother running all the way back up only to see the oh oh swamp theme ha ha wait maybe i didn't hold on there's chance i forgot nope didn't forget anything in there i don't think oh i kind of i just got this like sensation that maybe i found everything with that okay okay fingers crossed fingers crawled on one second one says this is a check okay this might be it this might be it i'm going back up and i swear if it tells me i don't have enough inspiration moose i'm gonna be very mad at you i don't know why you but i need to find something to take my anger out on and you're the only thing in here don't worry i don't mean like i'm actually going to punch you moose but that's all i'm saying is i'm going to be frustrated i'm going to express my frustrations to you i knew it i knew it i had that oh that little feeling dude i just got the feeling you know oh god what it's time to map meg zoid has been asked by five different wealthy benefactors to make them each a map however they all want different styles of map as well as different visual themes background music difficulties and play times it's your job to use his trusty chats clues to figure out who wants what using the x's to mark what someone doesn't want and the o's to mark what they do want deduce every person's ideal map oh no it's a quizzle oh god i remember doing these back in elementary school except this one this one has so many a couple things because i've been at this for a long while in fact so much so that i i slept on it work on it yesterday but my brain was just overwhelmed this is an absolutely diabolical final puzzle and there's no real way to film it such that it's very interesting i kind of just have to skip to this and then the next clip you'll see i'll probably have it completed i screenshotted the list of clues over here and i have those up in another monitor so i can always be referencing them and after sleeping on it i've made a little bit more progress today and i think things will really start to cascade and fill themselves in after i get like a couple more of these squares done for example because i have the music crossed with the people playing or commissioning the maps and the difficulties crossed with the people commissioning the maps it means that i should be able to get a freebie on this one so like jazz right jazz belongs to the uh easy difficulty map so that means that here i know to fill in that jazz is on the easy difficulty and when you fill an o in it means that the entire remainder of that row and column also turn into x's which aren't really a big deal here because i get kind of an easy completion having these two filled out here but on others like when you fill an o in right it means that this is all x's this is all x's so you get to basically do an easy process of elimination where it kind of auto-fills itself in over time that said though oh there's still so much more to do oh boy all right but it's fine we'll get there eventually but like i said there's no real easy way to make this interesting so next time you see me it's probably gonna be done and hopefully right can you imagine if it's not right oh god never again never ever again what i told the henzoid is this is like the kid which might have been me who goes to the teacher in elementary school and is like teacher the assignments are really easy look i'm done with all of them and the teacher is like oh yeah solve this punk and then you regret everything that you've done you're like why didn't i just keep my mouth shut why didn't i just do the work take it slow and oh god moment of truth what if it clears what if it clears it when you hit the check mark if it's not right oh my there's no way we do that but also this is twitch makes a minecraft map so maybe twitch is like you know it'll be really funny if if it clears the entire board if it clears the whole board when you get it wrong screenshot screenshot wait no no we gotta get closer we gotta get closer i refuse i will not lose this i will not because even if it's wrong it's probably close oh god although everything is so codependent that if it's wrong i don't even want to do it i don't want to do it i want to do it i don't want to click it i don't want to click because then i have to meet my fate oh my god i'm not going to remember turn i'm not gonna forget to turn off the voice changer this time enzoy completed his maps without issue finally following through on all his promises his soul is saved so i mean you didn't see basically all of that because again there's no way to make it interesting for a video but just bear with my pain please twitch don't do that how did twitch even like how did i bet you that 104 of the 105 days were spent on figuring out how to make the clues such that it was minimal to make it difficult but enough that you actually could solve it i don't even want to know how you go through making that thing page one of all the way oh wait a minute wait does this auto is this specifically for me or does it auto-generate with the player's name that's impressive they can autofill the player's name into a book crime playing minecraft destroying countless ecosystems and siphoning innumerable resources for personal gain punishment this map oh dear oh trick you you absolute fool i've heard that one a lot before you think i just let you go after getting you to do all my work for me priceless no you idiot this is your torture i want people's souls to be redeemed i mean i'm not a bad guy i tortured bad guys just like you so i have one more thing left to say to you before i erase your memory and make you do this all over again go down really oh that's that's it oh i win i win i i won though so that's okay i might have to do it over and over again so this map is one of the infinite replayability genres that we learned so much about i guess thank you so much for playing twitch makes a minecraft map credits bill tenzoid voice of reason hence white ideas twitch chat twitch chat i can never forgive you for what you've done oh my god how did you even come up with what you came up with that i don't even understand how do you come up with the quizzle clues good lord thanks for watching make sure to like if you liked check out the playlist if you want to catch more minecraft maps subscribe to the channel if if you haven't done that and hit the bell and feel free to play this yourself download in the description because i'm sure you don't remember all of the right answers to the quizzes so you can try it and just see how nightmarish it truly is thanks so much and i will see you later not not the bees no [Music]

Channel: CaptainSparklez

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Length: 69min 33sec (4173 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2020