Metal Gear Rising is unlike ANYTHING I've ever played

now i don't know why but metal gear rising has been everywhere lately and after being told about 3 000 times to play it i caved and honestly i wasn't expecting well anything it was now remember this game launching back in 2013 but amongst the likes of bioshock infinite last of us black flag gta v i mean man that game kind of got lost in the chaos but hey it revealed great and seem to have a lot of fans backing up but the swap from it being a stealth driven game tube well devil may crime eats bayonetta i can see why a lot of hardcore fans would pass however there was one thing i was told by you not to do and that is spoil it for myself and i mean you'd think it'd be hard to spoil a game for yourself that came out 9 years ago but soon this game seemed to be everywhere so i went into hiding until i was able to play this game and let me just say what by the way if you want to catch me doing these shenanigans live go ahead and follow me over at twitch.tv kev do it wow wait 2013 this game has been out forever oh dude i always play these games on hard and i just how hard is this game can i change the difficulty like halfway you know what screw it darn i didn't want to play the stupid tutorial what is this going to actually teach me look how stressed my guy is he's already got gray hairs at like age 20. ninja run oh my goodness all right oh my goodness holy just look at me look at the movement can i oh i can just auto crouch and auto parkour all right swinging your blade while dashing for example or striking your foes with a sliding sliding attack and then slide oh sick dash attack slide wait swords in my toes okay okay uh wait what's blade mode what's blade what is it what am i doing i will defeat you i i exploded that man oh dark souls you just ah i see oh my oh oh boy i think he's dead i think i got him your team deserves credit as well mr lightning bolt hey that's me just doing our job mr prime minister there's a saying i like be rich not cringe one sword keeps another in the sheath that too what is happening someone's blocking the lead vehicle no hold on it's probably like a mini cooper yep it's some sort of chad ninja oh no he's got a red sword he's a sith lord oh that guy's dead oh this guy is so dead [Music] oh that guy is not alive anymore oh dude his armor has a six-pack that means he has a six-pack irl ryden i'm on it guard the prime minister oh i have high heels who pulls out a guitar i'll have you guys know i played the tutorial on hard difficulty you guys think you're so good guess what you're not gonna be good after i absolutely do a lot of things whoa whoa wait what oh okay that is so cool oh you're so screwed look at it i don't even have to move just walk into me come on fight me you literally can i you literally cannot take me down i'm gonna slide tackle the next idiot that fights me oh yes oh ninja one slide tackle whatever this is again oh oh here we go hey i learned this in the tutorial by the way that must be very embarrassing for you so embarrassing oh yeah the classic just cut down the wall oh godzilla oh good well i went from fighting little bots to uh a big bot okay hold on i know what to do his legs have a health bar he's got hooves okay okay okay i am i am i am okay i'm doing something come on let's get him keep going i don't know what i'm doing yeah you think bullets can hurt me a ninja oh he's oh he's running get back here get his leg dude okay here we go i will have you know i have watched every season of hell's kitchen i know how to use a knife oh i forgot i could just run and slice at the same time yeah like what do you what is he gonna do huh he is trying a little too hard here give me your hoof there we go there we go you can't run from my blade mode what am i doing [Music] get him i'm just gonna button mash here you hear that you hear that on my controller he's at 0.1 one more hit i'm trying it appears my character has attended the anime school of cutting objects 15 times larger than you i felt pretty good man i'm running so fast i can't tell what i'm doing and just look at this city man this is getting thrown a beat wait a minute another one well get ready to get beat again it's okay i'm just i'm just taking in that blade mode to deflect the missiles he said this is ridiculous okay now i will bury him there we go oh here we go here we go your machine gun is no match for my horizontal and vertical slices idiot robot you should have known i could parry your every attack oh no okay uh what am i doing i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what i'm doing i'm defending every button on my controller any other buttons i need to press is happening don't you do it don't you oh he's doing it what is this i don't know oh my goodness this literally is a sonic game and i don't know what i'm doing here there's so much happening this is nuts oh wow one of the only games where button matching actually feels like it makes an impact to the gameplay oh now i get to do a train mission this game just gets better and better it's basically red dead redemption 2 now who's this jokester here prime minister oh i i'm going to be honest i was not explaining that he's all yours sam i'm gonna rub some dirt in your eyes sam i'm gonna parry you so hard it's gonna be embarrassing i think i'm messing up every one of my parries this guy's really beating me up here all right hold on hold on i'm gonna get you now now you're done for now i'm gonna get you you cannot defeat me i beat godric on my second try oh you deny your weapon to horizontally slice oh no he's got invisalign i can't defeat a man who's got such straight d's a gun would really come in handy right now oh it is it is a gun ouch chase but a scratch how about you peasant penny this you filthy casual you but cut off only one of my arms no the bad guys might have won and killed the prime minister but hey at least i did some cool quick time events remember the two absorbing their procedures i got it freaking turning my enemies into gatorade here ready for insertion are they just gonna launch me out like a torpedo yeah let's go gamer me coming out of the water when i prank y'all shark at the beach oh now my guy has like a 10 pack he looks like one of those gamer mouses what i just consumed that man's spine for electrolytes dude you could just drink gatorade i know that noise forget my other cybernetic enhancements please upgrade my jawline i like how when they enhance your character you actually get an entirely new ui i just noticed that all right let's go man there's a lot of calls in this game do not let your guard down no no wait uh remind me again should i or should i not get attacked all right here we go freaking day there's a lot of conversation all right stealth mode never mind i i didn't realize there's a button for stealth mode oh i'm sure nobody hears me slicing and dice in this guy oh this looks cool dude again oh whatever dad uninterrupted gameplay did that robot just move it got oil oh wow boy i like that guy's just standing there [Music] oh i am making very short work of this cow robot which also indeed has a spine filled with electrolytes all right let's go all right so this time it's all me there's no collar cutscene i'm just stuck this is unbelievable there's so many enemies here get off me you stupid cow robot hippity hoppity your spine is my property that's so ridiculous i've had two fights since my last phone call so yep there it is gameplay time nope more cutscenes oh what is this wolfenstein and you are i am i am prototype lq84i literally wolfenstein what's the meaning of life wait what why would you ask them oh i am here to kill you exterminate all right we need to learn his skill set here he's just chucking knives at me oh my goodness he's got so many strikes oh why are these stuns so brutal oh get out of that dude man this musical is hard they know what they were doing all right this is actually nuts i i've only gone down to like what 68 thank you for your sacrifice it will definitely be in vain why i will button-mash you cow it was actually just nuts come back at me dog boy no no no well this ain't looking good oh i got him corded he's going down right now yv here we go no i will not stop you're annoying you put that egg dog robot 100 destroyed uh yeah so i killed that robotic dog but we still might be able to salvage her actually never mind all right gameplay time no it was a ruse cutscene time oh good crash bandicoot sequence baby [Music] i gotta fight a helicopter now oh you know what might work well this homie missile launcher no get back here a little bit a little bit closer please a little bit please a little bit just a little bit wait wait hold what doesn't matter we're going now all right okay i am definitely holding the button here oh my word this oh this helicopter is so destroyed i appear to be very strong oh hold on i have to scan this tree real quick beautiful oh frank this is my ultimate move it's called dodge bullet but at the same time kill the enemies move oh boy that's uh it's a bigger guy right there get away from me cyborg i'm gonna kill your friends oh oh my goodness he just never ends i don't know what i'm doing i'm doing a lot of things right now that guy's dead man i'm sorry my friend but you are gatorade they taste like blue raspberry gatorade and they replenish my electrolytes just like gatorade oh binocular eyes so i'm assuming the lady on the right is a cyborg and if my video game senses are correct she's gonna turn around and look right at me or she's turning oh and she's looking i knew it ugh gross get your kisses out of my face what's happening stop trying to skype call me why why i'm stalking people all right so i was suggested stealth and that's what i'm gonna do this is metal gear after all turns out stealth is incredibly difficult in this game and i don't know how to do it quite yet you guys call this a gate this is just what i did when my neighbors built their fence a little over my property line wait hold on where did all these guys come from fighting little pokemon now i don't know they latch on to you they're just like those annoying little idiots from the force unleashed all right stealth time never mind fight time oh no they've got one of these stupid cow robots in here what am i doing i got a freaking rocket i just shot the wrong guy this was supposed to be a stealth run have you ever been chugging a bottle of blue gatorade just replenishing your electrolytes like your good buddy raiden over here and then you'll wonder where does this stuff come from it comes from cows all right this time i'm sneaking oh oh run this is okay all right you want to fight me you fight me here no they just keep studying me i literally could not get out of this i can't move for my position okay i really gotta get out of here they just keep studying me i can't get away from the stuns let me out of here here we go here we go here we go there is so many bullets flying in my general direction right now it's nuts is that all of them are they all dead oh boy all right what do you want lady i was wondering when you'd come jack the ripper i am mistrial the cold wind of france okay to be honest i found it quite dull braden raiden listen to me you'll need to resist the urge to tier three sub oh good i get to fight these things during the boss fight some sort of like doctor octopus thing going on here oh frick she's an elden ring boss no and she's got a close shave razor let's go don't let them have a chance to defeat you raiden slice off the arm i have to slice each arm off individually here dude why is this soundtrack so freaking good i will resist the urge i can't see what i'm doing stop that okay what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing oh i'm trying to hit it i can't i can't i couldn't hit it oh this fight is just so good what the heck oh my goodness i'm fighting so many guys at the same time here thinking robots oh i i can't respond faster because the robots are in the way she's just everywhere she's just flying freaking fighting over midgard here your stupid robots will perish all of them for their health the real boss fight is these little mini robot guys here all right here we go here we go all right i got it this is it whoa i keep i keep messing that up somehow i don't know why it does so many attacks okay here we go ma'am you do not stand a chance against my vertical strikes no no not this again i can't see what's going on in this part you might be the most tier three subscribed to twitch stream but i can mash why really fast do you see me now do you understand the severity of this situation you are in my y button will die so that you will die so that i will live she seems to be dead i seem to have killed her how is she still talking she is very dead i guess cyborgs have some sort of afterlife walkie-talkie so you've got some kind of disguise lined up right yep all set nobody will know i'm a cyborg except for those guys adios amigos oh wow what a what a mission i am so excited to use this cyber dog if anything happens to this dog i will cut the world in half and then myself oh oh it's a battle toad okay that thing's kind of scary look at that you can just slice the guy's arms clean off man i'm gonna get your leg i'm gonna do it check this out no and i'm gonna slice every part of your legs off and then i'm gonna get your heart probably no okay stealth no okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait how do i roll dodge away from that no no no no no no stop it stop it i tried i tried so hard okay ah no okay is there a dodge ability you know you speak english uh yeah i'm from america call me ryden my name george like georgetown george what happened to you oh maybe live on the street they can skate for a bob no then this could need dressed like the mafia say hey boy you want a job but then we been over here what damn scott want to do snuff us out and got all day organ so you ran we tried to warn of the boy i say iud's brain would get cut out run your ass out of there but then boy with me no understand they like spanish or something so me the only one for escape george i need every detail about how you escaped george did you put your name in the goblet of fire is there some way you could sneak past looks like i just found a way don't you dare push me no i don't want to fight three of these guys let me out of here no they detect you so easily okay just run just watch it oh this doesn't work don't worry guys it's just me surely the robot eyes cannot see through my disguise that's right just keep walking i wonder if you could just beat the entire rest of the game in a cardboard box well hopefully they don't hear me smash down this door go through go through oh we made it how much you want to bet this hallway is going to turn into some skype call of cringe but first you need to take a dump i wait what a dump a digital optical output mounted proxy yeah come on rain everybody knows that i just want to see if i can assassinate them using the box ah this game's camera when you're using the box is awful oh okay all right oh you've got to be kidding me sometimes when you're fighting man you just have no idea what the heck you're doing which is why i'm thankful this is a hack-and-slash game did i win oh boy those better not be children eyeballs that's kind of scary this must be why they are trafficking children oh that is nothing else but they are definitely taking their brains please tell me i get to control this oh baby i get to control one of these stupid annoying robots ah yes this is why people play this game hello there good sir ow hello there good sir the robot strikes fast oh no oh no oh wait there mommy they found me you can actually wave with them there he is there he is [Music] yeah i don't deserve a good score for that one that terminal is most likely designed to download mission data and such into the ugs let's try using it to access the lab server i feel bad i just waved to these guys this is a bro strat right here good thing there's nothing bad behind this door all right try me wait wait oh no this is very difficult to try to pay attention to this guy dude this sounds like star set in the background here all right here we go defeat your main frame or whatever the heck this is you can't defeat me when the rock music begins playing don't you understand that you fool here we go here we go your turret has become nothing more than a combo streak for me well good thing there's nothing bad behind this door wookie mistake bringing a rocket launcher to a sword fight a beer perhaps they plan to sell off the organs of the children they were told to dispose of unbelievable you would best hurry right it's dark man oh oh the children well that can't be good raining my man just break the glass your sword is indestructible george you betrayed me george break that glass and i'll blow his brains out wow i forgot how intense these games could be surrender i won't ask again almost zoom ins that means it means business come on go raided come on you got like the fastest reflexes in the world but you can't go fast right now and i never mind what i said i'm pretty fast wait a minute wait a minute i just killed george did george just die i think i just killed george oh never mind he's right there i'm too good for that just remember that's kind of a peaceful drive of course of course that would happen as soon as i say that what's going on here i'm i'm not speeding officers what did i do wrong i did nothing wrong do it i dare you i did it i didn't actually think he was gonna do it if you ask me it's not enough excessive force my robo-dog is about to rip you apart never mind he's leaving us wait batons they're gonna fight me with batons no no they're just using batons dude could you imagine using a photonic it's a guy with a sword i don't know man something about this just feels wrong or at least not fair i i feel like it's overkill you thought you could run a cafe in my city and probably nothing bad will happen if i push this wait a minute what is this i haven't seen this before i am rapidly pushing buttons to figure out how this works i think i figured it out holy that is a fast button prompt stop being on the other side of the door wait why is there blood in the robot why is the blood in the robot traveling atop buildings will minimize enemy encounters do you think i want to minimize enemy encounters maybe maybe i should actually okay i can't actually see i'm turning around here i wish i could see what's going on here i bet nothing bad will happen if i push this button no oh i know what i do here video game moment this definitely won't kill me i'm literally a torpedo baby just let it go to messages man just don't don't answer it it is incredibly dark in here oh actually that's kind of cool oh no i still have not noticed you hi please don't look at me like that maybe they won't notice me in a box ah they noticed me i don't know where i'm going but i'm going there fast i'm jumping into the darkness who is that oh no oh yeah let's go oh so beautiful so beautiful oh no no no no no okay you didn't see me ah no you stupid robots don't give away my position ah these guys just don't knowing where do i go i can't see oh no no no no no no this is this is a tough fight when you're fighting these guys in the dark man all right that's it that's it guys you're done give me your health let me out of here please do not be distracted by the advertisements did he just say advertisements sure i'll just buy a quick souvenir or two for rose and that'll be it ryden we must hurry remind me to teach you about sarcasm sometime i understand your attempts at humor i simply do not find them entertaining tick-tock comedians beware right your current emotional state appears highly volatile so what you're saying is i'm dangerously emotional my guy looks like he needs to take some advil here guys please don't mess with me today all right i'm just not there emotionally guys what did i just say i i can barely move here so i just have to take their hits i just have to walk through it i just have i just have to power through this i go how am i supposed to go oh wait a minute keep doing that no don't stun me you gotta push me oh yeah no just keep hitting me it's just pushing me faster to the objective hey guys just making my way downtown eliminate all enemies i literally can how pleased you are to chop away jack the ripper my name is monsoon of the winds of destruction you sound like a nerd all right what special power is this guy gonna have oh no he's like a bionicle ew stop don't do don't you ever do that again feasting on the insides of your enemies oh it's gatorade dude you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience true wait what i can't i can't really hear you the dna memes you're talking about memes where the heck is this game going are we talking about the same memes here is this guy a lunatic oh my look at this man he's petting a cat this is way more interesting than this loser but who am i kidding i was born to jail i just broke the pavement dude the bit about do you know how much that isn't taxes that i just shattered with my stuff all this is a wake-up call to what i really believe what i really am what are you saying i'm saying jack is back oh this is so cringe ouch is happening doctor turn off my pain inhibitors [ __ ] what this is madness you do it my guy is gonna just be some shriveled up husk by the end of this game this is my normal starting to sound like that grade five edge lord you've lost your mind yeah i'm gonna have to agree with him actually i think it's time for jack stop dude okay wait wait wait wait hold on but don't you know i've turned off my pain inhibitors but does that turn off your tickle inhibitor as well that's the real question hey hey don't do that don't be doing that now oh pathetic wait i'm fighting his torso separate from his legs there it is and i can't hit him i'm not hitting i didn't i literally didn't hit him once what the heck he's like impossible to hit i can't tell what i'm doing hold on wait wait wait hold on okay hold it line up the shot there you go that's what you get your stupid little idiot is this acupuncture yeah do it again send your stupid helicopters after me they ain't doing oh frick that's a lot all right here we go i can't dodge those an emp grenade sounds incredibly useful here oh my goodness okay hold on uh right here oh oh that works great this guy what is this what is this ah i don't know what i'm supposed to do with that oh no no no no get out get that away there's the lyrics baby we're in the final fight now get your stupid lanky arms out of here no no no no wait wait wait granada oh i i think i got him get over here oh my gosh i don't get this part oh boy i think i'm winning nope nope i missed this is even worse now because now they're on fire wait wait wait wait dude throw the grenade oh that is such a hard targeting mode okay hold on there we go there we go where's his head fine i'm gonna parry it no way that actually worked what is this don't use that don't you dare use that i'm gonna parry this obelisk hold our teeth wait what what [Music] oh there we go i got it so much for your super lame power now huh oh no we're not stopping here we are cut this guy into a hundred thousand miniature pieces and then he of course blows up anyways well that was a good time let's hope i never have to fight him again i sure did it was easy hello there ma'am i would like your finest luxury penthouse views i didn't mean to i did not mean to do that guys guys come on it was an honest mistake i promise i'll never do it again dude i'm a little busy right now if you have not noticed probably nothing bad will happen if i push this button me and my obsessive button pushing ways out of my way sir no no stop stop studying me sure i'll push some more buttons simultaneously oh here we go here we go oh look at all these freaking vultures man how did i even get here i wouldn't have gotten jack back then that is your true nature more or less still interested i find no reason to alter my objectives you hear that rain wolf ain't putting up with your cringe surely nothing bad will happen if i push this button i'm gonna get it one of these days i'm gonna push a button and nothing bad is gonna happen everything bad will happen when i push this button oh it's just it's just an empty corridor huh all right i think i'm past the worst nothing bad will happen when i push this button so you're telling me i have to re-fight the bosses i've already defeated i gotta deal with all these stupid freaking shenanigans all over again please please say i only have to defeat this lady again please say it is so oh yup yup i knew it i knew it i wish i had zoro's grenades oh no i have to do the stupid precision okay there we go i got it i'm good there we go oh and that's it right we're done i'm out of here i mean that's way easier than the actual boss fight was but still i'm gonna kill both those guys in one go kids you can mold manipulated to perform in all kinds of atrocities oh fair enough i see your point all right none of this will matter in three hours demand for pmc's is about to skyrocket like the good old days after 9 11. what are you talking about follow me oh that's that's a bit much you're not allowed to say that you get cancelled for saying that kind of stuff around these parts oh this looks like it's gonna be a real enjoyable experience how's this jack we can play up here without damaging the merchandise oh good i get to parry like a thousand shields nice oh my gosh she's attack on titan oh this is gonna be nuts your gear looks stupid and so all right yeah okay i'm not having none of this helicopter business and gotcha oh wait it shot me back oh okay here we go i just gotta i have no idea what i have to do all right just line it up i have no idea what i'm supposed to do there i thought that would work now you see my true power of button mashing and i completely messed that up i i don't know what i'm gonna do okay i'm gonna analyze this it's uh on the top dude oh my goodness there it is you know i'd screw the mechanics i'm just gonna keep running around him because he literally does nothing about it like there you go just cheese the boss there is no way that he returns but this time hanging on a helicopter no way who could have predicted it oh see this is a despicable me reference right here just gonna chuck this thing at him oh that was very convenient that he flew directly towards me so that i i could enter into this combat mode dang i feel bad for the people in the streets below that get hit by uh a bunch of that guy riding here i've taken marshall hq anything that'll rival 911 cannot be good he speaks the truth he said even mach 2 could not get there in time if he was serious that's over 4 000 miles away an rlv would make it with time to spare mach 23 if we're talking one atmosphere 17 650 miles per hour holy that's almost as fast as my hyundai veloster save your strength find a vehicle right that should do nicely what ah yes the most inconspicuous ride which by the way just because you're a cyborg does not give you permission to ride in the middle of the road wait hold up why are we stopping oh no now i i totally forgot about this guy well let's get down to business i am i'm gearing up for like the most brutal boss fight in the game so i'm kind of assuming this is the final boss fight here and then i saved the world or whatever must you really fight yep we have to there's no other way oh this is gonna be a tough fight ain't it i'm just gonna run at him this is how you do it you just run at him what's he gonna do right hold on i've got an idea i've got an idea i said the one back here oh i think i've lost him no he saw me out softer my disguise this is actually nuts oh there we go there we go now that you don't have a sword what are you gonna oh oh he is like so good at that parry he's like not even flinching man oh when the button mashing comes up there's nothing you could do here we go here we go you're at nine percent my dude no up up ah i'm getting sword i can get his sword all right close enough sword stab him through the chest that's a cool sword i'll take it locked [Music] actually i don't want any more you can have it right we have less than one hour hurry all right well who's there left to kill i've killed like everyone dude that is a freaking good-looking pizza oh no how did this weeb get into my video game are you uh mr ryden sir mr ryden was my father you can call me ryden jr oh yeah this looks like it'll get the job done [Music] she's like there goes my life's work probably gonna never see that wow again man is invested would you just look at that perfectly undestroyed base the only base big enough with security contracted out to world marshall all right i'm headed in let's just sneak past the guards here and you know what stealth never works i'm just gonna use a giant pair of scissors what the heck is this it's a giant robo ant now we discovered that it was one of our own men all along or not hold on it's that senator guy well if it isn't saucy jack just a little too late as usual oh what i'm strong impressive little toy you've got there but your plan ends here idiot america's wanted this war for years the patriots they knew war was good for the economy four years later their legacy lingers on the memes the memes welcome maxim's for those with no faith without guiding principles of their own this whole game is a boat you mean the patriots planted the seed we don't need them around to filter and foster their memes any longer we're spreading them just find ourselves every american man woman and child we're all sons of our patriots now what so grease the gears with some innocent blood is that it it's a war on terror we're not out to kill civilians extremists lawless gangs mad men of course that would have to include you wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message that was littering you just did now i'm gonna have to destroy your giant ant robot so now i'm gonna fight some sort of politician in a mech who's using a gamecube controller oh no he had the roar feature installed the worst kind this is just this is crazy i'm fighting a a us politician and a giant ant robot oh yes good thing you planted this foot right here for me to hit all right here we go we got one leg off one of the ant's legs just being this wait i'm going up it now oh here we go here we go your giant ant robot will be nothing by the time i'm done with it don't know this chicken's on the battlefield i i don't know what i'm doing okay how many times does he do this again he just keeps going he just keeps smacking me man this fight has got a lot of mechanics to it oh here we go the big finale this actually isn't too difficult i'm about to kill the final boss day this is it and then what do we do we just assassinate the politician guy i've hit the button mashing sequence senator you don't understand what that means do you it means you've been defeated why what is this this is a good end to the game sword fighting a giant robotic ant you can't win i am so strong and slice it up here one of these let's give it a go girl and maybe one of the no there is no way that he survives this wow that was nuts how how is he still alive i don't have time for this what are you gonna do oh oh he's not a cyborg is he kidding me what the heck no of course he's some superhuman oh no what am i fighting the hulk now looks like a senator he is jacked let's go no are you thinking what what the heck playing college ball you know now put me down no no the other way what is this this is not what i was expecting to have happen why is he so strong what he literally is taking like no damage dude move well you gotta hand it to him it's a unique final boss fight wait what are you doing he's got like a super saiyan and everything no run run dude run dude frick i can't i can't get away from him oh no way i got him to 95 the game's like stop stop you're embarrassing yourself nice nice just broke my sword holy this guy is just destroying me good thing i got that chin guard man typical politician big promises but all talk what you got no principles just a politic slam in video games the usual all right the truth then you're right about one thing i do need capital and votes wanna know why i have a dream that one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny a land of the truly free damn it a nation of action not words ruled by strength not committee where the law changes to suit i am still dumbfounded that this is the boss fight the weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive free to live as they see fitch they'll make america great again look at his freaking thighs dude he could snap thanos's neck with those this is nuts where is this game going maybe i was wrong about you am i finally getting through i'll rid this world of pointless wars jack what is this [Music] i was wrong you're not greedy no what is this [Music] your batshit insane this game is going a totally different direction than i thought it was making the mother of all omelets here jack can't fret over every egg not when you're purging the wheat right you don't know what it's like to fight and steal and kill just to survive but you did survive was this a journey here following your own set of rules with your own two hands you took back your life and now i'll take yours how am i going to beat this fight this is going to take forever how am i supposed to win this fight okay okay i'm hitting buttons now it doesn't matter screw the visual bugs i'm going to punch a senator oh my word how the heck this game is gonna make me have to buy a new xbox controller guaranteed my controller says out oh why won't you die oh boy nano machine son freaking prototype over here you can't hurt me jack [Music] what did i just say that i can't hurt you oh no the senator's got his own button mashing sequence and he's faster than me this is a very very long build up to whatever they're trying to get at i this is just nuts this guy could one tap goku he could literally take goku and beat up one punch man with him the lock on my blade will disable after a couple hours what happens after that is up to you you think that little sword can save your master well go ahead then but make no mistake fido when i'm finished with him yep just give me a second here or next no don't you dare hit my dog don't you dare not oh this is it this has got to be the final fight man oh he's going to push up his glasses oh he just took them off what is this game oh he's got 200 health how the heck do i dodge that he is so strong and i have so little health no answer oh my goodness what holy oh i don't even know how to properly hit this guy oh no no no no no no no he's a little more powerful than sonic is oh my gosh this is gonna be nuts he's so strong like look at that he's already pretty much killed me i i have no idea how i'm supposed to dodge that the attack is nuts run one run dude i can't get away i can't get away i'm like stuck on a quick time event you said that was uh that did not seem like a quick time event to me i don't think i could parry that ah shoot i missed that oh let's go senator touch grass dude this is nuts no no no dodge dude you're supposed to dodge there's so many attack i'm almost dead already it's been two seconds just kill me dude oh oh i got him on the run he's leaving all right maybe i could get some health back here oh this does not look very good oh help come on kev he's easy yeah he's so easy dude run run away i don't like this dude one oh i'm gonna be here for a long freaking time he's the first and then he does the second one freaking elven ring is easy compared to this no run i can't ah oh that is so fun it's so easy come on come on come on do big damage big damage here get decked in the face senator oh there we go what is this wait wait hold on what what am i supposed to do what's wrong i'm just getting so done with this just kill me how fast you have to break your controller to actually get that dude turn the freak it's just bull crap it's just so much bull crap it's just so many abilities all of them look the exact same i can't see the moves i can't use the tags go back go back go back away go back away okay i have to get help i literally i can't do this fight without hell what's wrong all right i've whittled him down i still have a hundred percent of my health i'm just gonna dodge this and then i'm gonna i give the frick up [Music] you

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Length: 52min 36sec (3156 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 28 2022