Mark Wahlberg Funniest Moments

playing football in our theater and my youngest son who's four years old throws the football down he goes [ __ ] [ __ ] so I'm like the same thing I start laughing at first because he he got stripped of the ball he's got stopped for the touchdown so it was like wow it made sense what he said but I was like why did you say that I want to wash your mouth out with soap and he kind of like wants to smile as he knows I've really made daddy proud but why do you have some interesting flirting tricks in this movie the winking thing yes did you bring back to like did you bring kuzey he's wicked no I'm not here to look like he's not here but I'm trying which I works better he's just taking a left side mmm yeah I know which one you're looking at you're looking at the car that's right the left now don't get me now stay with the boys my wife was driving with my daughter in the car and they were out by like Thousand Oaks and in the country my wife and my daughter was like mommy what's that smell she was like oh that's a skunk it she goes Oh daddy smells like that all the time I know oddly though the only episode of Glee you've missed was the one that had your song I know right because you've seen it yeah love love love glee I think can you say that I got very clearly at the camera I love glee your mother's looking Wednesday first I think we got the go right here but in mile yeah high 54 low or 32 come on oh and get with it this is pretty well taking their center city we got a slow ride there expect about 20 minutes delays there over there yeah Carl my boy big sexy over there on d5 he's going to New York City right here mom right here baby oh yeah how about a map babe okay we got a look at this to the green look at this congestion here we're expected about 40 45 minute delays if you're coming eastbound on a 676 we're gonna have some serious problems all right on you stop and get yourself a hoagie all few times you're kind of accepting as you said you know you're a family man your dad you're getting older cuz wasn't there a confusion with a script recently oh my god I got a call from my agent saying the Paramount has this movie that they want me to do a young guy and an older guy so I'm thinking [ __ ] I just had played golf with Jack Nicholson I'm like I'll ask Jack to play the part and then I was like maybe if Jack doesn't do it you know he get you know gene Hackman hasn't worked in a while so I'm thinking of all these great guys do this movie with and then they call me and they say what do you think about Garrett Hedlund and I said for what and he said for the young guy I said what the the girls have turned to one direction and it's like they don't care about dad anymore my four-year-olds going daddy I like Haley and I'm the woman a punch Harry in the nose when I see you're gonna lure one direction to help you with a project get them into a room and then beat the crap out of Harry yeah probably all five of them but no you know what I am gonna make a point to try to get my daughters to meet them right I'd rather do it now my oldest is 10 and she's into them as well right and that would be only time I'll ever introduce them to a boy and after that it gets it's the lockdown as Rapunzel time yes Portia always wanted to boys into girls so miraculously she got everything she wanted right and is she saying she's done her you want more she's done but she did start hinting at the fact that this would be the last time they were in the hospital and she loves being a mother and so she may end up wanting one more we'll see what happens that doesn't sound like a hint of wanting more when she says she you know she likes hanging out at the hospital is the first time we had a couple of days of peace and quiet even though she had to go through the pain of giving birth she actually liked the fact that we're in a hotel room alone well it's kind of like a hotel room in the hospital room and you know she had a TV I could watch my TV at the same time and yeah she didn't really want to go home mark you're making good money take her on a vacation after another my kids and I we just we got a I got a paintball gun and my sons they love it they want to shoot the side of the house they want to shoot the tree and they said daddy can we shoot anybody and I said well I'm not gonna get shot but maybe you can ask my friend big a who's a tough guy so he goes you want to shoot me of course I don't say no to the kids so we shoot him like 40 times my kids are laughing hysterically and then my wife finds out and she takes my paper cuz heard he's good at voices so if he's good at voices I want to do a chat I want to challenge you [ __ ] I want to challenge you to a big dick contest because I forgot my at home rule challenging to a voice contest okay go all right well though they asked me if I could do Ted's voice which is like it's not fair you know it's just like a hyped up version of the Boston accent so [ __ ] Johnny come on with under buddies for life yeah if I can take a man I'm not [ __ ] control your mind noises you know just your voice tastes like the guy from the Beverly Hills these are Ciroc some of these are water and you're just gonna depending on if Mark gets the question right every time he gets it wrong you have to take a shot all right all right mark on the periodic table querque h2o h2o I was late on the buzzer gathering my daughter is eight years old and so she wants me to take her to meet people that she likes so I'm already embarrassed enough I'm like I got to go meet Justin Bieber and like he jumps on the table and he's like doing all these moves in fact I'm like I have to go over there and say excuse me you know trying to introduce myself and and he's like you know give me down to cool [ __ ] like whoa and then I'd take my daughter to the Teen Choice Awards and I asked this kid from some Disney shows - excuse me can you uh can you take a picture with my daughter yeah hurry up I goes listen I know any you do anything for your kids and now she absolutely hates Justin Bieber the only reason why she doesn't like them is because this Selena Gomez chick came into the picture a little bit yeah we're finishing here we have to finish honest Oh me me me me me you guys you got the power yeah I can ask for no maybe you're maybe you're more of a dweeb than this kind of hulking kind of action you know he's more of a sensitive flower than then he would like you to know yeah very interesting yeah but not afraid to show that in this film listen I'll do anything for a dollar and then since you got married I got you a blender all right I appreciate that you know my wife said she wanted to start juicing so this is perfect it juicing is very good okay if I say that I bought this for her though yes yes well but she want she watches the show religiously though see you gonna have to maybe just edit this little just just die just if you fail that's wrong don't don't touch the man there cop you or your co-star will that's what Andy wants to know uh you can be blunt it's okay I would have to say you really surprising of yes what and why is that because I'm a crook okay you're a crooked heart [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] this question I was at the gym full face makeup on ready to do I wear makeup to the gym okay so I had my tithes top on I noticed why would she wear her tightest top with makeup to look very attractive I bring her that okay okay

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Keywords: Mark Wahlberg (Musical Artist), funny moments, funniest, interview, hilarious, ted, ted 2, transformers: age of, when corruption was, lone survivor, Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch (Musical Group), funny, The Other Guys (Film), The Departed (Film), drunk, The Fighter (Film), singing, weather

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Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 09 2014