LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW
MY FIRST GUEST FROM "THE DEPARTED," "TED," AND THE
"TRANSFORMER" MOVIES. HIS LATEST IS "MILE 22." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE
LATE SHOW," MARK WAHLBERG! <i>( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK!</i> NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. HOW ARE YOU. >> Stephen: I'M GOOD. HOW HAS YOUR SUMMER BEEN? >> IT'S BEEN GOOD. >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR
FUN SOME WHAT'S YOUR SUMMERTIME JAM? >> I'M DOING A MOVIE, I'M WAKING
UP AT 3:00, WORKING OUT, DOING ALL MY PRAYERS, PLAYING GOLF--
TRYING TO GET ALL THAT DONE BEFORE THE KID AND MY WIFE WAKE
UP, WHICH IS NOT AN EASY THING TO DO. THEN I START THE REST OF MY DAY. >> Stephen: I THOUGHT BEING A
MOVIE STAR IT'S GLAMOROUS, ALL JUST PARTIES AND BOATS. >> FOR A LOT OF GUYS IT IS. FOR THE OVERACHIEVER, YOU HAVE
TO GET UP A LITTLE EARLY, BUT I'M OKAY WITH THAT. I DON'T MIND WORKING HARD. IT'S PAYING OFF. >> Stephen: LIFE IS SUFFERING. >> NO COMPLAINTS. >> Stephen: NO COMPLAINT? HOW MANY KIDS? >> FOUR, TWO BOYS AND TWO GIRL
S. >> Stephen: TWO BOYS AND TWO
GIRLS. EVERYTHING IS BALANCED. RECENT HEADLINE IN LOCAL BOSTON
NEWS, "MARK WAHLBERG SEEKING TOUGH BOSTON MOB GUYS FOR
UPCOMING FILM." I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CALL, MARK. WHAT'S THE... DID YOU LOSE MY
AGENT'S NUMBER? WHAT'S--
>> I DIDN'T, BUT I ACTUALLY, JUST LOOKING AT YOU NOW, I THINK
YOU WOULD MAKE FOR THE PERFECT WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL. >> Stephen: WHY, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH. >> SO YOU AND I. >> Stephen: YES. >> IN JAIL. >> Stephen: YOU AND ME IN JAIL
TOGETHER. >> I'M ASKING YOU FOR FINANCIAL
ADVICE. JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, GLASSES,
WORKING IN THE LIBRARY. BUT YOU ACTUALLY ARE VERY SMART. AND WE'RE GOING TO PULL OFF A
PONZI SCHEME WHEN YOU GET OUT OF JAIL. >> Stephen: OH, I LIKE TI LIKE
IT. >> AND THEN YOU DECIDE --
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MUSCLE AND I'M THE BRAINS. >> LISTEN, I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS
-- >> Stephen: IF YOU'RE THE
BRAINS AND THE MUSCLE THEN I AM THE MUSCLE AND HIGH BODY FAT. >> NEVER UNDERESTIMATE ANYBODY. I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS 125 POUNDS
WHO WILL BEAT THE (BLEEP) OUT OF MOST BIG GUY, BUT THEY ARE
HOPPED UP ON DRUGS. SO IF WE GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
AMOUNT OF METHAMPHETAMINE -- >> Stephen: GIVE ME THE STUFF
LIKE, COPS TASE THEM FIVE TIMES AND IT DOESN'T FAZE THEM AT ALL. THAT'S MY CHARACTER HOOK RIGHT
THERE. HERE'S WHY I'D BE AFRAID TO
AUDITION FOR YOUR BOSTON MOB MOVIE. AS YOU KNOW, BOSTON ACCEPT IS
THE HARDEST THING FOR ACTORS TO PULL OFF. PEOPLE HAVE FAMOUSLY SHANKED,
THAT ONE. >> YES, I WILL NOT NAME NAMES. SOME PEOPLE WISELY AVOID THE
ACCENT. >> Stephen: THEY'RE FROM
BOSTON AND DO THIS? >> YES, THEY TALK NORMAL. >> Stephen: HI, I'M FROM
BOSTON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? >> I'VE HEARD WORSE. >> Stephen: YOU'VE HEARD
WORSE? YOU'VE HEARD WORSE. >> I HAVE WITNESSED WORSE. >> Stephen: IS THERE A PHRASE
YOU CAN GIVE ME FOR THE HOOK. WHAT DO I DO TO SOUND LIKE I'M
FROM BOSTON OR DO I SCREAM, "I HATE THE YANKEES." >> THAT ALWAYS WORKS. NOW THAT WE'RE IN FIRST PLACE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE THE YANKEES. NO DISRESPECT. THE YANKEES HAVE 27
CHAMPIONSHIPS. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU'RE STILL GOING TO MAKE THE
WILD CARD. RELAX, GUYS. THEY HAVE THE SECOND-BEST RECORD
IN THE LEAGUE, AND THESE GUYS ARE STILL COMPLAINING. >> Stephen: SPEAK OF CASTING. YOU CAST YOUR MOM IN THE REALITY
SHOW "WALL BURGERS" RIGHT HERE. HERE'S SOME OF THE PAST. THERE'S YOU. THERE'S YOUR BROTHER, PAUL,
THERE'S YOUR MOM, ALMA. THERE'S YOUR BROTHER, DONNY. WHICH OF THE WAHLBERGS GET THE
BIGGEST TRAILER? >> THERE IS NO TRAILER ON THIS
PARTICULAR SHOW, BUT MY MOTHER IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A PAY
INCREASE WITH EVERY SEASON. AND SHE SHOULD. BIT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO THE SHOW. HER AND MY BROTHER PAUL WERE
LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY NOT." THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DO
CRAZY, NEGATIVE, WE FIGHT ALL TIME REALITY SHOW. I JUST WANTED TO DO A SHOW TO
BUILD THE BUSINESS, WHICH IT HAS DONE BECAUSE WE HAVE 27 STORES
OPEN -- >> Stephen: 27? >> WE WILL OPEN ANOTHER 10 THIS
YEAR. IF I TELL HER, "I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GOING TO DO ANOTHER SEASON," IT'S LIKE DEAD SILENCE. AND THEN IT'S LIKE, WHAT, AM I
GOING TO DO? WHERE AM I GOING TO GET MONEY?"
I'M LIKE, "YOU'RE ANOTHER MOM." IT'S ACTUALLY GIVEN HER A LOT OF
JOY, AND NOW SHE'S FAMOUS ON HER OWN, SO SHE'S NOT LIVING IN MY
BROTHER'S SHADOW ANYMORE. >> Stephen: SHE DOESN'T NEED
YOU ANYMORE. >> NO. >> Stephen: SHE'S GOING TO CUT
YOU GUYS LOOSE. >> SHE'S PUT ME IN MY PLACE MANY
A TIME. >> Stephen: HAS SHE PUT YOU IN
YOUR PLACE RECENTLY? >> NOT TOO RECENTLY. BUT WORST AND MOST EMBARRASSING,
SHE DOESN'T FLY ANYMORE, BUT I BROUGHT HER TO CALIFORNIA, AND
SHE WANTED TO LEAVE EARLY. THEY DRIVE HOME, AND THE LIMO
DRIVER GETS LOST FOR, LIKE, 5 MINUTES. AND I WALK IN THE DOOR AND SHE'S
LIKE WHO ( BLEEP )? WHO DO YOU (BLEEP) THINK YOU
ARE? YOU'RE NOT A MOVIE STAR. I SAID WHAT HAPPENED? SHE SAID WE GOT LOST. I SAID YOU WERE IN A LIMOUSINE
WITH THE PRIEST. NO PROBLEM. >> Stephen: WAS THE PRIEST
THERE WHILE SHE WAS "F-"BOMBING? >> YES, WITH THE BIGGEST GRIN
WAITING FOR ME TO SEND HER TO BED SO WE COULD HAVE SOME WINE
AND LAUGHS. HE DROPS MORE "F" BOMBS THAN ME. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU THOUGHT
OF CASTING YOUR MOM AS A TOF BOSTON MOB GUY? >> I AM BASING MY CHARACTER ON
MY MOTHER. <i>( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: IN CASE-- THIS
IS-- I FIND THIS FASCINATING. I GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
THIS NEXT ONE. IN CASE THE MOVIE CAREER, THE
PRODUCING CAREER, THE BURGER JOINTS, IN CASE THAT ALL GOES
SOUTH, YOU'VE GOT A BACKUP PLAN NOW. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE--
YOU'VE BOUGHT A CHEVY DEALERSHIP IN COLUMBUS, OHIO. <i>( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> YES. >> Stephen: ARE YOU-- ARE YOU
PLANNING TO GO INTO THE WITNESS RELOCATION PROGRAM? <i>( LAUGHTER )
WHY-- WHY-- WHY COLUMBUS?</i> I KNOW WHY CHEVY. CHEVY MAKES A FINE VEHICLE. THEY SPONSOR US, RIGHT? <i>( LAUGHTER )
YES.</i> THEY MAKE A FINE VEHICLE. >> BEST. >> Stephen: THE BEST. OH, MY GOD. >> ONE OF THE GREAT AMERICAN
BRANDS OF ALL TIME. >> Stephen: OF COURSE. >> LISTEN, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A
LOVER OF CARS. I DROVE A TOW TRUCK. I WORKED AS A MECHANIC. I USED TO DO OIL CHANGES, TUNE
UPS. I LOVE THE AUTOMOBILE INDUSTRY. I LOVE BEING IN COLUMBUS. WE'RE ABOUT TO OPEN A
WAHLBERGERS THERE. WE'RE ALREADY IN CLEVELAND. AND WE HAVE BEST DEALS. NOW I KNOW--<i>
( LAUGHTER )</i> LET ME JUST EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO
YOU -- >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, YOU
HAVE THE BEST DEALS-- >> LISTEN. >> Stephen: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
I WANT. OKAY, PUT ME IN A CHEVY
SILVERADO 1500, MARK WAHLBERG. COME ON, SELL ME. >> NOW, YOU SAY YOU WANT THAT. BUT I ASSESSED YOU THE SECOND
YOU WALKED IN. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY A NEW
CAR FOR THE REST OF THE BAND. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A USED
EQUINOX, LT, ONE OWNER, LOW MILE AS --
>> Stephen: CHEVY EQUINOX. WHAT'S THE TORQUE? >> I'M GOING TO THROW IN A
NAVISTAR NAVIGATION PACKAGE, HEATED SEATS, ALUMINUM WHIELZ,
MAKE AN XM RADIO, A REMOTE START, AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, I'LL
THROW IN JUST FOR YOU A REAR BACKUP CAMERA. HOMELAND ON --
>> Stephen: ISN'T THAT STANDARD NOW? >> NOT THESE DAYS. $20,904 IS THE BASE PRICE. I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I DO THE
RESEARCH AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO. WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU
TODAY, MR. COLBERT, $1,000 DOWN, $294 FOR 84 MONTHS, AND I WILL
THROW IN A GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR A PARTICIPATING WAHLBERGERS, AND
THROW IN TINTED WINDOWS IF YOU MAKE A PURCHASE AT WALL BURGERS
FOR $49 OR MORE. DO WE HAVE A DEAL? DO WE HAVE A DEAL? >> Stephen: IT'S A DEAL, IT'S
A DEAL. >> I'LL GET YOU GUYS A CAR. I'LL GET YOU GUYS A CAR. >> Stephen: IT'S A DEAL. >> THAT'S WHY I'M IN THE CAR
BUSINESS. >> Stephen: I WANT TO GO BACK
TO ONE OF THE THINGS YOU JUST SAID RIGHT THERE, BECAUSE A HELL
OF A SALESMAN JOB-- YOU SAID "AT PARTICIPATING WAHLBERGERS." ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE
ARE SOME WALL BURGERS-- AND YOU BEING MARK WAHLBERG-- THAT ARE
NOT WILLING TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS PROMOTION FROM MARK
WAHLBERG'S CHEVY DEALERSHIP IN COLUMBUS, OHIO? >> I WOULD SAY THAT IT'S
DEFINITELY A LIMITED OFFER. <i>( LAUGHTER )
LIMITED TIME.</i> SO I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT --
>> Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH. >> YOU BETTER GET IT BY
TOMORROW. >> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO DO FINE AT
THAT DEALERSHIP. YOU'RE GOING TO DO REAL FINE. <i>( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: BUT SERIOUSLY, I
DO WANT A SILVERADO. THE CHEVY SILVERADO. INCREDIBLE VEHICLE. THE NEW MOVIE IS "MILE 22". >> YES. >> Stephen: WILL I UNDERSTAND
THIS MOVIE IF I HAVEN'T SEEN MILES ONE THROUGH 21? >> YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE OF THOSE--
PETE BERG AND I WE MADE MOVIES BASED ON REAL-LIFE TRAGEDIES. WE WANTED TO HAVE OUR VERSION OF
FUN. WE CREATED A CHARACTER-DRIVEN
ACTION MOVIE THAT ONCE THE ACTION STARTS --
>> Stephen: WE HAVE RONDA ROUSEY ON, AND SHE HAD A CLIP,
AND BOOM. >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT
RONDA? OBVIOUSLY EVERYBODY EXPECTS HER
TO KICK A LOT OF ASS IN THE MOVIE. HER FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE IS
INCREDIBLE. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A GREAT
CAREER. BUT THIS MOVIE IS NOT WHAT YOU
EXPECT. YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING
ORIGINAL AND REALLY SMART. AND I TWIST YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT,
NORMALLY THE GOOD GUYS WIN-- YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE
MORE. YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE
ANOTHER ONE. >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S
HAPPENING IN THIS CLIP? >> I HAVE NO IDEA BUT LET'S SEE
IT. >> Stephen: LET'S FIND OUT. >> WE'RE SURROUNDED AND NEED
HELP. >> ALICE, GO! BACKUP! BACKUP! BACKUP! >> WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE
PACKAGE? >> Stephen: YEAH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU KNOW WHAT? AFTER, AFTER THAT EXPLOSION, YOU
KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO NEED? THEY'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW
CHEVY IS WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO NEED. >> EXACTLY. >> Stephen: WELL, MARK, GOOD
TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON
THE DEALERSHIP. "MILE 22" IS IN THEATERS THIS
FRIDAY. MARK WAHLBERG, EVERYBODY!
Starts at 6:05 if the link doesn't jump ahead automatically.
eesh 84 month loan at $249/mo sounds like a bad idea, especially for a used Equinox.
Wahlburgers Columbus confirmed!
My mom actually works at that dealership. It’s a bizarre time for us lol
Nice of him to not throw our little city under the chevy
The Crew is looking for local business owners, Marky Mark just made himself one. /s 😈 #SavetheCrew
It’s strange even hearing the name of our fine city mentioned. We have been under the radar for so long in terms of hype that even a small mention seems weird.
I have been to this dealership twice in the last week since it's a mile down the road and I'm in the market for a new car... where's my deal?