Chris Pratt Funny Moments

you have to be scared a lot and then we have to be you must have really worked on your scared face yo yeah yeah oh Jesus is your up yeah that was it okay that's all you guys the whole movies oh geez I I know how to speak a little bit of German its Pratt Pratt must be a is it a German named no I don't I don't believe it I don't believe it is I don't believe Pratt's German and I know that in England it means douche and slowly I was getting Eric in English I'm turning it into that as well yeah you're on the cover of all the magazines but all of them yeah great cool the one that I keep in my bathroom there you are [Applause] yeah there look know that all natural or today is that all natural everything's natural but the nipples those are added I had a 40 carat diamonds put into my nipple oh you did yeah yeah oh that's why we're a girl worth it you he's four months old he was born premature so we went through some some emotional times when yeah but he's healthy and he's happy and he does his exercises every day and he's just what exercises do you do well you know just like a big bench I put him on the bench putting up like no he is doing well yeah I really thrive a super strong Wow or a month oh yeah um and you speak how much German do you speak I do okay I know I'm you want to hear a joke in German you know a joke in German yeah you won't get it alright let's hear this no padrone I'm out okay serious okay okay so details I know capitis it's not bad oh no pepitas us Geeta sister on Ibiza house come on into the house with my Honda bomb under Abba yet hi chp to the house about nine on insist acacia complication I'm unharmed about how she's due to the really cares about nine on the allow family across Melbourne hunt ground high 58 way to the mall about nine the monkey toys operate the drive-through I would operate the drive-through our take people's orders it was right kitty corners this place called the mini-mart which was like the hangout for is a small town maybe 7,000 people when I lived there and Lake Stevens Washington and and and people people would go I get out of their car and go to into the mini-mart and that would be hidden in the Viking Drive and over the intercom and how it mess with them I'd be like hey buddy I need your help look around who's saying that yeah I'm like it's me God and also coming from the dragon they're like man I need to call is God talking to me that's pretty great that was great yeah that worked great can we know what the joke is in English yeah I had the F word in it is that okay yeah go for it yeah so dieter and his grandfather Peter or sitting on a mountainside and Peter says look down there you see all those houses I built those houses with my bare hands as they call me Peter the house builder no and you see the church I built that church with my bare hands do they call me Peter's a house builder no and the wall I worked on that wall I built it stone by stone with my bare hands do they call me Peter the wall builder no but you one Pig [Music] [Applause] I you know I got a great family great sister great brother and they they definitely they definitely make fun of me what they do what about this mother this is an older photo desert when this is one of the original yeah that was that was my audition for for Ronald McDonald I love that that's fantastic thank you let's hope when you're in trouble you're gonna get in a lot of trouble that's not my problem with the German pork board yeah is it true by the way I know I'm playing it up but this was a really vulnerable moment for me it didn't get rid telling me this I said it's songs from marina I swear to God and then and then the first note came out and what I didn't I didn't realise there's different notes and different keys and stuff and it just wasn't my key one my night and it came out it was like like I'm gonna make a chain oh you knew you could do it didn't matter I don't know yeah didn't line up oh no and I was like oh once in my you suck and I just immediately started sweating some guy yelled you you suck and I look and he was standing right next to marina and she left with the you suck [Applause] I'm never saying man in the mirror since man yeah ugh I know just right just right yes you would you look at a poop and think that's an opera man I'm sending that to MIT I think it started when I miraculously pooped in an N shape one time and then I sent it and I sent it to Nick and I said hey it was on Nick's birthday I said you guys have the same birthday and then and it's an end for me it was in a shape of an end yeah and kids is a move your cute the two little boys in in the movie are awesome how old's it a little young boy ty the younger guys probably think he's 13 now he had his he actually had his 13th birthday at my house he's a third he's a sweet kid and he you know some 13 year olds sometimes they're a little bit more mature sometime they're there he's just a very very sweet and you'll see his character in the movie he's very innocent and wonderful he's just a great little kid yeah oh that's nice yeah if you're gonna say something weird at the end yeah and also he's a killer bunny no don't clap yet' he's killed and so you're doing something much I did I had I had three phases he's not done on this one can we see him that here's sphere okay you want to see love yeah and then I had like like just pure joy uh-huh that's why you're doing it right back when you're back and this is a tier 1 SEAL Team 6 they're the badasses they're the guys who get brought in to do all the really I mean they're all badass but these are this is a really very slow a have a lead on Osama bin Laden's we're about these are the guys who go in yeah and and did go in and we're glad they did but what's amazing is you yourself had to get in sick shape yeah yeah because um I don't know if you can tell from the angle right now but I'm kind of like a fast I have a little extra belly going on and just that's for a get an answer machine at first and I'm I'm already boiling that you know a psych person press 1 if you I was like person if you're already a Direct TV person and they were like we will now transfer you to a person I was like you know I was so mad and the lady says hey you know this is Dolores thank you for calling DIRECTV I was like listen Dolores cut the crap I'm not getting it I don't know what this ticket Sunday tickets a couple hundred bucks I'm not getting a single game and I know you black it out sometimes because of whatever rules you have but I'm not getting a single game on your Sunday Ticket and she was like sir it's Saturday now it's like Dolores I'm really sorry but I just swore at you yeah and they record those phone calls so whoever you are Dolores if you're I'm sorry yeah crunches I'm not going to do but I had a deadline to play a SEAL Team six member so I got and I had about five or six months and I just really busted my ass to get in good shape and then after I wrapped a movie almost immediately I gained like 60 pounds to play a role in another 150 because you had to play a heavier guy kind of despondent emasculated character that was like fatten and unhappy I have before and after pics we have before and after pictures this is you as the seal Wow [Applause] and then this is you very shortly after [Applause] yeah I think you had a before-and-after pictures aren't shown like that night out that's the first time ever we can take you from this to this to that other guy and how about your son that hold is your son Dundee he's down to a half two and a half and he's going to work right is he going to yeah we're trying to give him jobs now yeah absolutely yeah yeah yeah is he doing the same things was evil and he loves he loves trucks he loves everything trucks cars automobiles he he thinks he thinks I'm a firefighter why I don't know uh because I know this because I'll say hey bud I'm gonna be back tomorrow I got to go to work and he'll go um are you are you going to work on your fire truck I'm like yes I am yes I am go you just go yeah Turner course I am that's right

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Keywords: Chris, Pratt, Funny, Moments, Top 10, Best, Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Andy Richter, Talk Show, Hot, Sexy, Parks and Recreation, Hollywood, Award, Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec, Movie, Film, Hilarious, Actor, Guardians of The Galaxy, Vol. 2, Volume 2, Jurassic World, Passengers, Jennifer Lawrence, Fit, Body, The Magnificent Seven, Denzel Washington, Lego, Her, Moneyball, Brad Pitt, Avengers, infinity war

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Length: 10min 29sec (629 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 23 2017