Mario Party should be illegal

guys our room id has 69 in it [Music] and we're back on more mario party and guess what i uh i still hate this game okay maybe hate is too strong a word let's use i [ __ ] dislike this game okay that's a lie as well i just simply have a love-hate relationship with the game that's all but anyway if you've been looking forward to more mario party content and are glad it's back make sure to leave a like on this video to let me know and also maybe if this is your first time watching a video on my channel and you find yourself enjoying it while watching it please do leave a like on it also if you are new or find yourself coming back on the regular to watch content on my channel and you're not subscribed why not hit subscribe you're already coming back anyway thank you so much for watching the video in the first place and i hope you do enjoy the rest of it you guys know how to play low 29. oh can you explain it please i'd like to take up more time please oh you know [Laughter] no it's literally been like a [ __ ] year since we played this stop you're going too fast i can't read this damn i just missed so much can you go back uh yeah i'm sorry oh there you go dude this where who am i i don't know who i am where am i connection is unstable oh it's like what's going on yo who got who not we're not on the ethernet grind i'm on ethernet me too i'm on ethernet all right what the [ __ ] nintendo servers four people just logged on and they're like oh [ __ ] pov nintendo surfers nintendo hq right now like everything's on fire there's a bunch of toads running around [ __ ] cases there's [Applause] [Laughter] hey guys zoom in on my character like the video so i don't have to do the thing when i start the video i'm going to do it anyway i'm going to put it right here looks like puffer's about to take yoshi in the butt does anyone else see that excuse me all of you in the butt what what about the human centipede this [ __ ] bro look at the lips on that tree bro i'm gonna need some time alone with that [ __ ] what happened to the gumballs look at him look at his little smile and face back look at the look at the mad one dude cocaine mario new character unlocked i'm telling you it was a dragon a dragon took my [ __ ] talking to a gorilla no donkey dog you help me bro i need help i need help my princess was taken by a dragon nice one yeah yeah one for first place no i'm gonna get a 10. [ __ ] bro check the pearly whites boys right now damn bro i need to [ __ ] invisalign sponsorship for this [ __ ] hey yoshi let me see you get piped real quick yeah this one looks like toad's getting it in missionary oh hell and this is bowser doing it bowser's cocking him bowser's polishing a revolver in the corner while toad gets missionary [ __ ] a lot of lore what am i looking for again uh whatever item you want good luck oh it's to the right right left middle middle middle middle middle middle top middle top middle top one that's the one top that's the one i told you you're welcome no that's the one i was hunting your turn donkey [Music] oh baby donnie donkle lucky number seven get out my way [ __ ] no way where do i want to go oh baby there it is oh baby [Laughter] oh my god oh my goodness what the hell he cheating bro hello they don't have any [ __ ] produce there they just sell random items my children are starving please please i don't want to buy warp blocks here's a turtle shell big ten big ten big toe oh yeah baby that's a half of a 5 10 minus plus one [Laughter] yeah get the mushroom no fair enough it's time for the mini game my friend oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] run the [ __ ] up boys oh [ __ ] no no no oh tug of war oh oh let's go this one's free one win for us let's go dog [ __ ] many games that don't work properly i'm gonna kick it over here down skis bar down i just completely missed the net i'm gonna hit the bar down on him so fast he's not gonna see what's coming get in what what [Applause] what oh he's just robbing me hey boys can we step it up here yeah yeah i got you i got you absolutely that's a double right there [ __ ] two more two more ah the top cheddar okay well it's actually what the hell this is an anime split screen what's happening what the funny okay no we can't go towards the start yeah it's [ __ ] awesome such a fun map i'm so glad we picked this one huh this game ass that was a bad play i wouldn't have done that [Music] trickle-down economics here come on i already paid my taxes see now we pay for my mistakes [Music] then we serve it to the customer oh wait we served my mistakes to the customer why did little monty mole [ __ ] keep doing that i'm gonna put a [ __ ] grenade down his hole put a land mine in there [Laughter] see if you flip that [ __ ] sign around again [ __ ] i dare you hi guys i'm here for the mario party number seven i had to leave the mario party because bowser was giving his children coding what's your favorite kind of cheesecake um the one that's in my stomach the one that's in smitty's stomach the ocky way please don't be big number b two big two b two a big number man you've rolled two sixes i've rolled two sevens now that way yeah it's nuts i'm gonna keep the streak going i'm getting a seven on the next one too i don't believe there you go i'm sorry do you have uh another mid rule to put on shut up absolutely oh my god i'm financially crippled [Music] ah [ __ ] i punched my microphone let's go let's play goal again damn it no to do a height there's a title top what is this oh this is where you jump yeah oh this one's [ __ ] i'm dead that's a good percentage how it's gonna go okay come on all right for real fake them out thank you for the carry even more financially crippled donkey kong yoshi waluigi i think it's i think they're usually pregnant nine months oh god damn [ __ ] you got enough items oh there's no way you can there's no way you can pop [ __ ] this one up remember that i do boy what the hell did you just say oh i thought it was yoshi [ __ ] hold it i thought you [ __ ] hold it he did the thing i did you do that [ __ ] on purpose grizzy i swear to god i thought you hold it you [ __ ] draw back seven the baby oh that's not a seven that's like an angled seven yay give me the same one i'm going to do the same thing yeah the same bit oh it's just i love wheel of fortune let's go oh god i'm going to throw up i'll take 400 for 10 alex no wrong game watch this take four dogs alex you want a guy a child soldier let's go congratulations you've adopted a child damn it that's important donkey kong is my reaction oh i thought well okay it's good i thought i lost like coins or something for that no you just got a guy god damn it bro oh yeah doctor [ __ ] he's on a tube yes oh baby oh baby give me the slot car derby i don't know this one you do this [Laughter] i'm just covering my piece no don't worry about me you messed up the leg you're gonna draw a goomba no it's fine among he's cancelled oh [ __ ] oh no oh thank god i'm gonna stay right here god damn boy stop guys this is making me horny stop it oh [ __ ] how are you up no are we all gonna oh my god yoshidaki luigi wario when grandma falls am i about to get robbed looks like you want me to change the arrow signs do i do that right now no i want to keep my money you're about to lose your money video when grandpa's me like you're in trouble out of his shorts you know what that's fine i'd rather lose three than five what about grandpa it's my turn not man keep going [Music] i have no relation to this bit but i'm sure it will still end up in the video no ligma how about that he's going to change it anyway holy [ __ ] a chance time space you know the rules puffer i know the rules what are the rules middle last always who wants to be on here i don't care just [ __ ] pick it oh yeah baby not me not me oh my god this is a doctor what happens if you get a star i don't know oh [ __ ] that is tough holy [ __ ] he's bankrupt i haven't been [ __ ] playing this whole time shut up you [ __ ] if i paint taxes real life i'm paying him here i guess i am hey just like just like real life they still make you you don't have a [ __ ] option yeah totally just like real laughing i'm not wanted in four counties i don't know this one hey what was it burn style burn style oh this one oh wait i like that there's a point where it is a [ __ ] and balls for a very brief brain when it just goes to this when it goes this is the very top or bottom yeah or to the right honestly yeah i guess oh god it's changing up it's centrifugal force what all right i'm gonna be honest nelson i was looking at the tip what dude i can't believe i hung in there i really i really miss high-fiving monkey not gonna lie monkey high-five monkey why do they do it every time oh my god all right here we go it's like the warriors scream busted just busted down my dog [Music] i should start buying [ __ ] that that randomly like chooses where you go right you can't pick okay i could either be cut or save my life man i'm loving the fives oh a discount yes what he gave me a discount four coins no one was taking five so i'd do five to four nice nice [ __ ] guys oh wow he got the whole family involved to turn the [ __ ] sign around you're such heroes wow great time to shoot oh baby oh perfect what do i do um raise the hammer and then drop the hammer i will do that [Music] oh that's the worst item no this is good but it's good it's good if i'm in a situation where i need one or three oh this is perfect oh the rain is stopping oh nice bro stop [ __ ] your fat [ __ ] asses out of the way triple the my god i'm about to pay money right here anyways that's why i spent it all [ __ ] you money if i don't got anything yeah gotta love taxes baby gotta love it yeah [ __ ] yeah um [Music] what a roll oh oh what is the skeleton there's a gate open doors oh this skeleton key is going to come in handy watch hold on let me see let me see the ball signs facing the wrong way don't won't go that way it's not good i'm [ __ ] he opens the map puts it away immediately i cannot read a map [Music] welcome to the item shop where's the you are here button man you shouldn't have to think this much with that ass just saying dude my overalls are fighting demons you know actually though them [ __ ] is crying there's an easter egg in every mario party game where wario's button pops off you just have to notice it unlocked oh baby no wait a minute okay good i was about to say goal oh i would have really run away oh now we could stomp him stomp him that's where we get to um his ass come here i'm not upset i'm upset you should have worked veronica yeah true matt is right there you're here with matt no wait matt is [ __ ] okay it's actually really smart the warp right now nope not being manipulated i i make my own decisions on my own accord he [Music] well i can't use it now so no warp warp warp warp 16. i would just triple nicely let's go for the my spot this is why we don't gamble mr buffer nope i love getting you know matt maybe i wanted you to have the storm thoughts thanks dad oh baby wait i thought matt was broke what happened oh no you gave me the money oh oh oh hold on this one's my favorite whistle you're a [ __ ] whistle you're a [ __ ] all right boys um you should use the doubles if i actually hit two ones i'm going to rip my cat in half long face damn it all right we're good we're done yeah actually doug just in the back just like doug just left the room yeah you better keep running hit the scooby-doo run the cartoon sounds oh yeah first place still baby that's crazy can't wait till they put this next to me [Music] [Music] [Laughter] how do you pick it up oh oh it falls i see who's the little shy [ __ ] oh he's stealing it oh you hand them to him i didn't okay now i get it how do you pick it up you just run over it oh my [ __ ] bro why are you so fast i thought you had to like catch them i get it now that one's mine that one's mine pick it up move you [ __ ] i can't pick it up you can only hold one at a time oh what really take mine [ __ ] why that was mine mirror thank you take my man my man funny moments come here [Applause] maybe we should have been less we should have been more calm like coming at him like that take my [ __ ] i paid oh make a call make a call make a call i'm going to say three just for the [ __ ] i like two two i'm gonna get a one time are you because i didn't give consent so that it's kind of [Music] oh i can't wait to see what happens oh i'm so excited i'm not if it was anyone else up there i don't think it would work out but because it's grizzy i know yeah i know that's what i'm not looking forward to walk me i'm going to chomp your ass i can't release the map i have no idea how to navigate without an iphone hey man wow it's my spot come here you green little [ __ ] oh my god all right guys you gotta be kidding buffer has not moved at all he like returned bro hey where the [ __ ] the white privilege at what the [ __ ] [Music] i'm giving nintendo a bad yelp review oh no how will they survive not enough racism yeah uninstalled because my black friend got a star hey the derby one you wanted this didn't you derby i hate this one till what does it mean till just like aim it tilt up you go to the arcade in toronto i'm confused i just built up at all aim aim i don't know what you mean tilt your stick up okay is it adjustable you don't matter yeah it doesn't matter oh and like you don't want to go too fast yup i see [Music] jesus and wario is in heaven all right what the [ __ ] was that look how big my head is in this thing what is this a camera angle i'll see you guys later how do you do that i hit the brakes one tilt up there you go i know i know but you're like you're like consistently fast oh [ __ ] dude why choke my crab i did it we did it oh what the [ __ ] it would not take i'll take third it's fine i'm i mean why is his mouth just open he literally looks like a broken nutcracker we talked about this close your mouth no one likes when you do that he's protein here all right you just need a one crazy how much the chunk i can't feel this minus one give it to me just hand over hand over hand over hand over here would you stay here no she'll move no oh what do you think you're just gonna keep running the circuit what do you mean all right next our location is next to me oh she oh mushroom nope yeah well not now because you're already done gone oh you get to play the this game look at this big time to get sucked he gives you a little bit of top and then some fruit diced fruitless rolls i'm not really reading i'm not gonna lie but sure here it comes i'm down as [ __ ] what what where do i go by the way shake that thing then you go oh hey give me the proof wow nothing yeah uh nothing you get to roll again oh bless oh [ __ ] now like not like i'm going in a good direction anyways what do you mean [ __ ] it's literally that way true cannot go up go up i don't know why i thought that was a dead end i was like who in the right mind would go to that bowser spot well why would the hell would it be a dead my turn how would you even know the whole why don't you use your [ __ ] brain huh no it's too much water top oh nice there's about to be a monkey in my house um think about what you want smitty think really hard hold on scratch top your head scratch top of your head all right i want this he's actually eating a bug out of his eyebrow right now [Music] oh nothing but fives hidden block com hidden come on i've landed on so many of those blue the blue ones what are the odds i land a 30 and get a star honestly at 25. i think you could do it i'll give you a great start actually yeah oh another one that's not happening anymore literally three away from it oh never mind i forgot you had to go this way that's still oh yeah true true yeah it works yeah oh wow oh i love this you can't [ __ ] this one up inevitably gets that and [ __ ] it up and inevitably and benevole oh [ __ ] it's okay rocky you could go wherever you want i'm not gonna [Laughter] who's gonna fall first guys you're making me nervous come on someone fall what the hell my [ __ ] needs your attention all the women watching this video just got really blushed in the face about to turn the [ __ ] into a nokia phone vibrating in 2001 what boy would it be that must be a different don how are you 54 away does the arrow change oh right oh you pegged me weirdo nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare what if they actually just got it somewhere else what if it just never came back okay i'm happy with that oh [ __ ] you need a low roll remember to curse dice block gonna get a three and somehow still miss it [Music] wait crazy why did you do that [Music] it really doesn't it's meant for children oh you this is good no it's not because you just changed back only if you land on that it switches right it doesn't just do that automatically right okay all right [ __ ] i just needed a one dude or three power anyone why don't you go ahead and buy a trip oh that is so disappointing puffer get me the star throw it back to me all right i'll pass it off throw it back forward i'll use these fingers on your dog oh for you absolutely no dumpy wallet we just built like a content aware scale photoshop he really is he's built like the the photos that we took in boston it actually looks just like that like somebody wished a praying mantis to life as if they're not alive already you know it's like are they not alive no they're in people don't exist don't don't let the media fool you nein that's how many times my dad [ __ ] me [Music] what what are you saying what to what you said or what to what you just paid for i don't know he's shocked at the price just what to five coins but not about [ __ ] trauma oh hi do you have a black guitar oh no you still haven't all right time to keep walking blow my mind when one day black tar heroine is in one of those stores oh baby yeah i'm fighting the monkey no wait oh oh i hate this one i want to beat him in five seconds all right idiots [ __ ] oh well he trapped himself no he didn't what no way trapping excuse me who just bashed me into a tree what dude what is that hitbox you can't win that's not what you can't win that big money would you you'll show my reward i can't do it it's too hard now what's up how am i in fourth oh because i don't have a star right and one i'm going to give you a little wet fur what is it oh no no no no no no no no you don't look too happy look who it is i guess you deserve you deserve no you deserve fruit it's great who's the one that's good for you all right sure thing i don't know what the last one is i don't i don't really like that after don't trust me right there a good spot oh great oh again i go backwards wait you get another item this is actually kind of hog why i get scared oh please don't be the [ __ ] balloon one please don't be the balloon okay oh me fungus yoshi just got [ __ ] dropped a nuke on him sorry guys yoshi got bombed to death he will no longer be attending the mario party all right so you just hit a right yeah yep today now i'll do it when i'm ready all right i jumped a little bit too late i would say that's the custom one right yeah yeah nice actually let's go okay who wants a little slap on the butt oh slap dad i would love this slap i don't know mario's got quite the dumpy though okay fair enough two pumps i'm telling you two pumps and i'm done [Laughter] oh [ __ ] what i mean how many do you want oh you get to wait oh you didn't like that the monkey was not a fan i'm doing all my money i'm putting all on the table here fair enough put your star on the table i wish i could 56 coins what do we just punch each other in the face what's going on i hate this one how do you know where to go top right it's always stop right oh yeah top right that's where you want to go oh okay all right all right i'm gonna try my best i don't think i've ever done this one actually it's pretty much already the 1v1 of the century wow good gameplay as they both run into the side of the thing god damn it we have a bewildered ape and a guy who looks like spaghetti he just [ __ ] himself hold on this works he runs what this game is [ __ ] like that should literally be a tie that's so dumb post advantage post advantage post advantage i'm calling it host advantage it's got to be it's gotta be host advantage bro look at my do though god i'm looking nice oh somebody have a squidward there oh you saw her is that the fart noise but just one oh yeah it sounds like squidward running wait how many do i have 16. that's easy easy oh that's [ __ ] divided by three [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] myself god i want to double down just rip the whole head off go in time hey plummet wait what i got hit by okay that that again can i get like a dollar can i get a coin oh no you pumped me into that my monkey in christ this is not a good game mode i don't like this one i think we need hammers this game was pretty good actually yeah that's pretty good [Applause] i got nothing that was actually dog [ __ ] i'm ready [Laughter] oh that's crazy you just got 56 coins because of host advantage that's nuts oh [Music] [Laughter] um oh i don't know i've said many variations of the concluding 20. that's five damn it i'm leaving goodbye [Music] one two four [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i don't feel bad eleven more like stupid [ __ ] idiot i'm sorry i didn't mean i was a little aggressive why does this little [ __ ] introduce himself every time and i already know your [ __ ] name oh [ __ ] the irs oh [ __ ] he do got the money for that i i i'm do i'm like yeah good thing you can't stall you can't steal one from me i'm not clicking random i have a feeling i'm still gonna get [ __ ] somehow you know what uh you know bumper you're chilling i'm just gonna take mats yeah but then we could both have two stars what the [ __ ] no way [Applause] you really should have just left it with me come on yeah you can do a lap i think maybe not i don't know if i can we're going to be rich together baby if you get to think about that about what an arab could do oh my god all right you might have to take one from matt here no way no way yes oh good still take a star [ __ ] him what's this what the [ __ ] are you oh he's running touchdowns which all right boys don't let him through come right at me come here come right at me guys i was i was the last line of defense [Laughter] the wario donkey monkey moment yeah you're able to get even wider now boy absolutely not no way you do this crazy no i'm making sure i do this [ __ ] i'm making sure there's no [ __ ] ups here bro one plus one bro you you caught me okay you know what's funny i think you laid on bowser too oh my god if he gets nowhere i really think you do yeah i'm actually gonna piss my diaper live in concert on ice do i even it out or do i go random even it out at least karma i don't know he did take your star and then lose it i did not want to steal from you all right that is true the court will decide but he did lose it no oh my goodness not justice that is not justice if you know justice please don't do it please [Laughter] how full my heart will be if you lose that star i will be so full of joy there's no way he's still two stars oh there's absolutely a way puffer nintendo don't know what brother legend is there it is you don't do it brother like this [Music] no way oh take my coins take my money i don't all right so now we're all even again it's like nothing happened wow that was so [ __ ] speak for yourself that mistake of yours just cost me 70 000 coins i still don't have a star oh [ __ ] i can't even get there that's disappointing this is actually just porn on my map at all so i have to go you know what just roll oh yeah no yeah no oh wait yeah no i can't read let me tell you guys i can't get there because the the sign is pointing to the left well then if you roll low then next time sign point right direction [ __ ] with it before that but all right we'll see honey how about you get a star well that [ __ ] sucks are you kidding why do you keep doing this maidan that's not my fault what i needed what the [ __ ] [Music] don't worry about it mama oh my god there's pipe [Music] what the [ __ ] dude thank you for the pipe my friend jumbo me butt six yeah oh [ __ ] that's what i got it's not very fun butt sex [Music] okay that's kind of poggy yeah we have it tonight hemorrhoids speed hockey wait this isn't oh no oh no i never lose this [ __ ] the [ __ ] that's all you i'm gonna block it yeah see that's it all right let's go ready and they're gonna score on us immediately we never lose [Applause] is so goddamn sensitive i had no idea oh wait hold on somebody use a chomp call oh smitty's the only one should i move it should i do it [ __ ] no your boy needs to stop getting robbed at least one item oh yeah no i got it get a two okay start it off start it off strong oh not a bit all right now in the tub i'm pretty sure i'm never gonna win a mario party game so as long as i get a star and stay in somewhere in the game i'm happy you're not no monetization you have one every one i'm pretty sure wow because you're a big sweat and this is all you play yeah yeah i played every [ __ ] day you figured it out don't do it oh yeah baby i love the sound if you use the golden pipe it just puts you next to it and you can't roll right oh you can roll oh you can what the [ __ ] oh my god [Music] he wants to go open the gate all right i mean yeah sure that's a pretty butt plug why are you doing this i'm doing it for the con i'm done you know what that's because he spice things up because he's gonna get another star no where's the content oh oh it's gonna switch oh this is great oh that's what you're looking at not grape not grape no grapes no grapes this as long as i'm not on it i'm fine bro close your eyes it's only fair close your eyes are your eyes closed yeah he lied please be mad please be mad please karma finds him away [ __ ] oh my god that's crazy i'm trying to spice things up literally every time i've landed on that i [ __ ] myself up i'm gonna go homeless i want to spice [ __ ] up ah god i just love when nature heals itself that's what i'm saying what's happening i hope i still [ __ ] win no no no no no no no oh this one's [ __ ] stupid whoever's mad yeah you don't win this get me yeah you don't you don't want this one just get me out you're ready there's actually so just stand still let's get it over with brother get you back in your cell with your mashed potatoes and jeans he said back to myself can i get an extra applesauce today yeah yeah i traded my toilet paper for a honey bun jesus christ i accidentally still used it as toilet paper interesting you want to wipe your ass with a honey bun but you know what to use their own all right watch this one [ __ ] oh yeah i got one that's about a one man give me the pipe give me the pipe wait you everybody in the club getting tipsy oh [ __ ] you got the money oh finally wow [Applause] i thought he almost shot you with a shotgun i like that mole just vibing in the background i cannot read look in that mole that's because he don't got eyeballs he looked like grizzy when he too high hey should i [ __ ] the club up real quick i don't think anybody's near him no it will my nose on face cam who doesn't [ __ ] up i don't know i'm just doing stuff what was that oh here oh i just be doing [ __ ] i'm just giving puffer the [ __ ] stuff i guess it kind of you're giving me the star yeah mean doesn't it yeah i guess it kind of [ __ ] me yeah actually helped me a lot you're welcome yeah he totally deserved that i expect you to pay me in full now well i'm still going to get like a [ __ ] i expect you to defend me so uh my plan ultimately worked thank you mario party yeah ooh give me the pipe you little [ __ ] i don't think you buy the pipe from this one right oh you can [Music] no no no no no way no way no way no way it's time to warp chrissy look look look i gotta go walk by a pipe wait what i don't know you get to oh hey oh yeah oh great okay great that should put me the other way and now you get to run all the way along and buy another golden pipe yeah i think you land on bowser fun fact yeah man bro oh no there's one star why's my mouth trembling like that you know what i'm gonna close my eyes you're about to lose a star [ __ ] yeah oh yeah you're gonna buy the pipe ain't you oh yeah like why wouldn't i buffer because that's my friend up to the thing i am okay okay okay great okay you know what to do after that right just keep walking on that path i don't have a lot of money well then i would do it so i yeah i like that idea you want to do it no no no no no no no you guys are literally plotting against me matt as long as you just don't touch me i'm fine with it oh i'll [ __ ] you god what not in that way i'll just give you a little all right i got two ones that's rough you know what's funny is it's going to be the other way again after this you're just stuck there in the forever lane that's kind of [ __ ] up just [ __ ] up are you [ __ ] over anybody i just i just want to get the star you get pipe then you get ghost and you're young star no me no maybe it's a possibility maybe no [Laughter] hold on i have a sticker for this wait did he land on bowser i think he lands on bowser yeah marshall wait oh i'm the only one that hasn't visited bowser yet at least if matt if matt actually landed on it this time i don't know no i don't think i think that's one i think i was the one before but i could be wrong i don't know he's coming up [Music] that was logical that only made sense dude you have three shut your ass up i don't give a [ __ ] t-shirt bowser come on we're both bad guys let's talk it out and we're good oh my god i already did it so i'm not gonna give you the hint uh before but there you there's a way to land on whatever you want there you just have to know what to do huh yeah i mean you can yeah you can time it it's pretty yeah yeah i avoided the star by clicking it when it goes over it so it just doesn't go over it yeah now see that's actually not how you do that and that's actually quite risky it would have been pretty fun oh it's this one oh this one's oh dogballs.org oh i see we don't i don't want to practice the whole map we basically just have to let's not practice can you jump over it before it's done no what do i do now you gotta wait what is this let me just get one practice let me get one practicing all right all all right all right all right all right puffer let's do it hurry up yeah [ __ ] i'm going grizzy i'm going pizza pizza running forward running running yeah oh let's do it i'm just gonna go to the end i'm just gonna go to the end bro what where is the button okay okay okay okay there was a missing point there was a missing bun no way dude i'm so disappointed the [ __ ] broke the shot oh i don't know what to tell you i don't i don't know we ought to speak i like how inputs in this game are dog [ __ ] there's like five seconds of delay it was a brain misinformation hey sounds like you're lost [Music] my [ __ ] balls what the [ __ ] [ __ ] was that that was so bad that was [ __ ] [ __ ] that that was terrible the [ __ ] just wouldn't jump oh they think i'm gonna win thank you shocker no way that's kind of winning a game but mario party oh that's nice dead [ __ ] last oh i got like a bad leg cramp did you stand up yeah i'm standing up right now i got ball sweat unrelated to any of that just thought i'd let everyone ah get off your phone we're playing [ __ ] mario party i had a message massage yep if you don't play say i'm gonna find you and i'm gonna what is that doing for you oh now it just took a very long time do not smitty you already okay i was gonna say you do not work to it you might as well jump i thought you're about to use your [ __ ] oh you might as well do 10. no i'm landing exactly on it i think it's bowser no it's not i'm so sorry i know it's star but i think it's bouncing right now bowser actually oh god it actually might be i want to meet him bro i haven't met him this game through you haven't met i'm ah i'm gonna actively try and lose the star i think that's my goal all right well then you probably won't i'm gonna not try and lose myself damn you like right next to her this is a great oh hello big man we are about the same size yes oh my [ __ ] you are tall i like that bowser just sitting down here in his cave all day stealing [ __ ] bro you got the job yes please [Music] oh you actually are going to land on a thousand i told you i'm going to try and get it what they we're all swapping places oh sorry guys wait that's pog oh that's huge i'll take that i didn't want this spot this is the last spot i wanted the game gave me this for being trash will it work oh my god wow [ __ ] stupid and now i roll another one away oh my god wow you're really confident this is my job you can't be saying that stuff bro i don't know why this game was for me give me a two oh my god oh baby why me why me versus the world because you landed on booze loser pogo go go guys you ever thought about just getting off the pogos i think it'd be a lot more effective than what you're doing you ever thought about just getting off yes all the time guys just die somebody die no no somebody die i think i'm gonna have an eternal life no i was just kind of doing it randomly oh my god he's gonna get a star he's gonna get a star please i hope you get syphilis for the rest of your life oh my god four coins congrats four coins let's go that's a lesson landing on the blue [Music] i would have puffer believe me but i saw the money move him gus the star went flying next to smitty no way wait a minute oh my god isn't that not what it just was [Music] okay cool i didn't know that i just knew information to matt clunkly dog [Music] oh this is big 11 money i have enough money for a star now somebody stopped their car can i get something higher than one why does waluigi sound like he inhaled a [ __ ] ton of helium double dice wow wow hello she finds the g-spot actually kind of glad i landed on the bowser that made it interesting swapping everyone around oh wow that's super [ __ ] fun okay yeah oh and we're gonna duel too man more time for the door i mean you gotta do it you gotta do all your money all of it yeah [Laughter] i look like i have so much [ __ ] in my pants right now you look like an inflated diaper i'm just full of turd good luck fellas [ __ ] so it's great okay great bro this is just them tesla mobile things [Music] damn you going fast good job you just out of all that money you beat me now you're actually broke having an extra central crisis over there what is wrong with your face i just look like that [ __ ] smile i look like a dog that just had diary on the kitchen table buffer always has so much money when we play oh no he got no stuff okay it's gonna cost the start [Laughter] i always laugh at poor people holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] me oh i blocked it get [ __ ] no way [ __ ] my ass okay oh oh not the monkey oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] oh my god no die that should have killed you man bounced off [Music] that should sound like an alarm in star wars well that sounds like siren heads outside my door [ __ ] left for dead was that a rebel i was on a rebel cruiser and that alarm started going off sure man everybody getting deals whatever you want to land on press it on one before that everybody eats except for me apparently mother everybody beats uh smitty are you oh you got 29 nevermind yeah i'm good i was looking at my own wealth yeah let's go this is a conkly dong moment johnsonville moment johnsonville this is a sausage moment welcome to the broke club baby three stars no cash let's go i need half off this might be the last video i've ever uploaded on my channel this might be the longest hog i ever take the longest video on your channel so far [Music] less than an hour i'm gonna cut your skin off and make it a lamp out of it huge moment [Music] no he's about to commit a robbery on somebody actually this is big because me and smitty have free grizzlies it should not be random i feel like it should not be right i mean we've all done random the whole time we've all done no no i feel like this it should not be random no really it's gonna take it's gonna take one of them oh no it's not take it from grizzy no it's not it's gonna take it's not it's gonna take mine say if it's yours this game's gotta be racist say it's random and click on grizzy [Music] [Applause] i absolutely love racism i'll tell you what crazy that's actually insane this [ __ ] just had the endless come up he's got two stars in one turn he did throwing my stars away i deserved this oh oh my god i like that he left himself with four coins if he loses though yeah if he wins this the come up is huge why do you why do you want to do this he put him in a coma and then piss in his mouth buffer has money every single one of us this video oh my god this isn't even the regular minigame we've been on puffer's turn for like 20 minutes i know oh grizzy that's a good move [Music] stop flying on you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you're watching a stripper yeah glide that [ __ ] yeah yeah no grab the tip not like that but like hand job funny moments what is going on here no let's go are you [ __ ] no like what is this no way you let me go oh no let him go in the game no no no way what no [ __ ] so let's recap i actually that would have been the greatest turn ever if he won the mini game against grizzy he would have gotten two stars 118 coins and then a golden pipe from an item space are you [ __ ] kidding me i've been extremely unlucky the entire game okay i don't want to hear it then continue it to the end of the game then [ __ ] it i'm here i've got an item oh no no no you gotta save your money dude don't buy anything yeah oh i think about the fight no [ __ ] can we just get the minigame over jesus christ oh we're gonna be homo wrestling there's two people with no coins fighting [Laughter] wager one coin please guys look out that way it comes towards me right yeah oh great ah you can jump yeah it's uh x i tried it you [ __ ] you [Laughter] [ __ ] from you you're getting one of your [ __ ] i want to hear you i want to hear you queef into a deep-fried microphone that's all i want to hear out of you the rest of it shut up all right here we go in first place no no change no change you know what if i'm rooting for anybody other than myself it's it's me right now let's go us ugly [ __ ] gotta stick together hey wait what what what about me don't [Music] hey you don't have money grizzy if you get a comeback and win the bonus stars i'm actually going to i'm going to flop my top flop my top wait you're going to land he threatened to do that to the pizza guy yesterday no [ __ ] [Music] i will cry myself to sleep tonight oh oh oh you lose half your coins that's actually nuts all right like i can't explain it he is not invited to the cookout dude for real holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening i love the way your character looks to see if he got shooters after just a quick little left right left right he's always got it baby where's the star down is it yeah oh yeah so where that path goes right left to go right okay i'll go this way wait i land on bowser too what the [ __ ] oh you like me man hurry up i'm hungry yeah pick all my [ __ ] money oh looks like your short one we'll take four take all of it you owe us next time you come around it'll be six next time don't you forget it why brothers stop like [ __ ] off oh no it's not doing it it's not doing it i have no money [Music] damn it oh never mind i'm fine i'm gonna go right here see i knew it i hope you get robbed of bowser i won't it is wario time time to do audio let's go everybody come on pipe the water your train can this be winky buffer uh what do i want what do i want what do i want what do i want what do i want custom dice do a custom dice cause you're 10 away okay oh no i was early fall oh you got it never mind now is good oh wait the arrow's going to swap though no [ __ ] don't worry puffers gonna land on the swap and then you're gonna run right to it watch although that's just said cashew punch i needed a cash game bro [ __ ] i mean the draw one is it oh oh i never would what is this wrap them in [Music] all right smitty you go that way i go this way what do you mean that way beautiful okay and go [Music] [Applause] how do we not get them there we go jesus we're actually [ __ ] amazing this is not good oh i mean i was drawing final turn thank god me at a nascar race my last left turn damn i forgot he had what didn't even matter yeah what the [ __ ] oh i can't even get a star even if i'm 18 i did oh i do have half off that's so awesome thank you puffer you're welcome wait don't i also have half off no i think yeah wow when doctor cuts my foreskin off but misses and cuts half my wiener off all right somehow grizzy's gonna lose that by the end of this video i will bet my money if he keeps it i'm ending my video earlier oh he gets another one wait where's the arrow going uh wayne doesn't that's his life he's going left yeah that's my last star yeah yeah but he's still going oh [ __ ] what oh wow that's insane i'm going to run the outro yeah you're actually what a [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] no way it just [ __ ] give me the star it's that story about racism that's two turns two people have gotten multiple stars apologizing for racism julie they apologize for your unless they're paying reparations [Music] i'm going to get it my friend [ __ ] you there's no way he doesn't get it oh he's making sure absolutely no there's no way sorry matt i pay you back later uh i better get top in the description you'll get some form of top i will take that thank you yeah shut up [ __ ] i'll cut your legs off i think this is the first time i've had four stars i think you win no don't say don't put that evil on me ricky bobby [ __ ] off the baby [ __ ] me i really don't have half off um what happens if i just up there yeah you might as well say there's some nice stuff up there [ __ ] it you might as well try and then i don't remember if you had it or not but and if you have it then bueno i've [Laughter] [Music] fill i think it's the same direction every time oh i'm just gonna jump over this oh [ __ ] oh my god dude like it's actually very hard to do with a big character yeah tell me about it i'm a big man actually actually okay dude literally if like a little bit of my body goes off it just says you're going off and then the big dudes are just that's insane oh man man this cardio is really paying off like if if literally half my arm is over the edge falling yeah dog [ __ ] okay this is it science here oh yeah i got this we got this i hit like two what the hell is a sightseer whoever traveled i think that's me or grizzy i definitely did not get literally anybody the kissing bonus because i kiss everybody okay somebody got more coins than me we both got four stars but it's been he got more coins so smitty wins oh i'm so crowded all right here we go wait is this my first mario party win wait how he had the most coins i know that but how many stars did he have he got what that one bonus star game oh my god you know it's just all in a day's work dude that was in my hands and then the star the star got moved towards him [Music]

Channel: SMii7Y

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Keywords: mario party, mario party switch, mario party online, mario party online update, mario party gameplay, mario, super mario party, super mario party online, super mario party gameplay, smii7y, smii7y mario party, smii7y mario, nintendo, nintendo switch, mario party rage, mario party rage moments, mario party rage quit, mario party superstar, mario party superstars gameplay, mario party superstars all minigames, mario party superstars, mario party superstars dlc

Id: 8fATKHKwqn0

Length: 80min 43sec (4843 seconds)

Published: Wed May 18 2022