Sabotaging my friends on Mario Party

well well well look who it is the people i said i would never play mario party with again literally last video yeah i said it at the end of the recording he stuck with have us other friends my friends hey yo what's going on bro scaled this [ __ ] that's it this entire video is going to be content aware scaled from now on [Laughter] that's what i get for giving [ __ ] losers 1847 great year [Laughter] i'm gonna have to do some research on that year before i agree with you okay that star is gonna be mine uh-huh all right i'm gonna commit a crime okay stop spamming the yoshi one please stop please why i hate it he showed his ass back at the end i hate mario party my friend oh okay no selection oh oh wait what oh wait a minute hmm you know what what the [ __ ] let me view the board just a monkey looking at a map nothing to see here i'm going this way oh it's a meme what the monkey doing math for oh [ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] my dad oh well you're just missing the zero nice loose oh shake that ass yoshi yo [Music] it takes that oh bro was it always there [Music] i love a spit roast anyone else you're the one trying to kill us grizzy oh we [ __ ] how do i nah that's definitely racist what you just did there go to the right stop stop stop what what idiot why would you pick that one you dummy dude he switches way too fast four seconds four seconds he wins way to go lucky [ __ ] our team i need to thank my friend why is this good thinking music though just give me a moment it really is i'm trying to think of the solution dice block yes that's one uh i hope you're a one wow why do you hope i'm one wow oh wait a minute what to say chomp call well i would imagine that it probably makes a chompy guy do chomp [ __ ] i'm gonna buy a double dash i want five coins all right hey by the way red gives you coins oh yeah that's right yummy nine coins get [ __ ] pranked watch this big roll big big roll big roll big roll god damn it all right here's what's gonna happen [Music] it's 20 for the star right yeah i just spent five so i can't afford the star anymore but i'm gonna win the next mini game and i'm gonna get big coins back in the game you're gonna lose the next mini game no you're gonna lose the next mini game i agree this guy bought a key for something you don't even know what to do what does the key do it opens gates what are you eating my dick oh hell yeah minor that's what i am what is this how i do this wait what i feel like look around control what what what can you all right you're right here oh my god grizzy what are you doing bro wait do we just do we just wait till the curtains close and click the button yeah yeah yeah now click it okay no way bro oh my [ __ ] god we got this we got how the [ __ ] did you do that i'm going to be or i'm going today i'm pressed though i'm going to know bro where am i going i don't even know where i'm going you over here baby you over here percent let's go now that's that's [ __ ] big coinage in order to guarantee my storage that's not a guarantee i'm going to double up on my chances one and a three well one okay that's weird-looking one oh wait a minute is that enough there we go yeah it is okay five we're good seven times i'm securing the star that's all i care about i got already first star of the video baby a complete turnaround from the last video you had two stars you had the most start i didn't get the first one though they cheated i did not cheat bro you guys cheated [ __ ] you left the game early because grizzy lagged out well yeah he wasn't gonna join back you could have let me get three stars bro yeah you wanted to ch that is true oh [ __ ] i why do you want three coins you could foreclose my house i don't need it all right can't wait to get [ __ ] destroyed by bowser yeah i hope he takes your star i'm really paying the piper on this turn [Laughter] and you wanted that nice roll i wanna see him spread some donkey cheeks right now oh [ __ ] bring it on [ __ ] all right boys good luck yo you can see him did you walk up from me i didn't be honest i didn't know there was an edge well now you know leave me alone leave me alone don't come over to me yo yo yo yo stop stop running oh [ __ ] oh no there you go this game is so predictable bro i knew that and i've never played this oh it blinked hey wait a minute i didn't want to go over actually i did want to go over here what you man oh what the [ __ ] what hello okay sounds good not like that don't go in there fight or flight kicking in saying flight get the [ __ ] out grizzy you cannot take the eye oh yeah this guy broke his [ __ ] forgot about he broke you know life's really hard out here in poverty that's crazy because you started with equal opportunity to all of us damn broken real life broken mario party you can't have [ __ ] no [ __ ] no mario party coins damn oh my god against me again i'm just farming coins here oh tubing it i'm so good at tubing all right who do i kill first uh wario says he's back there no you don't eat no audio's handsome you know what i'm saying oh the monkey turns out pretty good at mario party donkey kong has got two coconut cheeks but looks like two coconuts don't do that stop doing that when people say so [ __ ] yeah i'll do that i wonder what his free little balls look like [Music] i don't like that you bought that [Laughter] why i and i don't like it i'm a big fan boom baby oh my god i'm actually gonna punch my grandma on the neck oh my god um what the hell punch him on the neck punch wario with a crowbar oh it's this again grandma in the gizzard no i hate him break waluigi's legs with a two by four i hate this one jump at the top rip off oh god did it work big he going for it though oh thank god i mean i'm not going to go one way okay what are you oh am i gonna get robbed i got nothing to lose bro i hit i got three coins to lose you're taking all your money how many times have i gotten robbed now it's not like i can even go this way yeah you can't even pay it i'm sure you could pay him in other ways grizzly if you want to do it all right all right ow my butt why is this guy taking everybody's money oh [ __ ] does he take oh it's just a it's a bank i see it just gathers if you land if you land on it you get all the coins i don't believe that all right no oh just one v3s it's a me this guy coconut concrete you're a coconut conk what the [ __ ] is that you're done the monkey this is way easier for you guys why are you in a barrel what if we just all stand in one spot all right boys once again they hand-picked you are really close to that star my friend yeah that was fun laughing while i had the chance wait what [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she gonna die wait a minute you kill her my dog don't bite i swear oh oh that's okay oh [Music] don't worry matt's gonna get it before you do i i'll get it don't do what he knows and matt you have to pay the bank yup you're not gonna have oh true wait what item do you have yeah it don't even matter i could just do one and then i won't be at the bank yeah you get robbed by bowser do two get the money what two okay i do two and hope for hope to [ __ ] allah [Laughter] nah i feel like puffer's doing the me strat here i lied it takes 20 coins i did not lie it actually gives you all the money yeah wait because it's because if you do land on it it's probably different right than than running by it because it's an event that happens regardless if you land on it maybe you get the money all right let's see what happens ah you idiot are you ready are you are you ready to get cooled on oh thank you hello you ready for that are you ready for yours you're ready for your shower hello thank you thank you for the coins oh [ __ ] out just you put both hands up and open your mouth to those coins and now ah fair enough you're a little behind am i gonna get [ __ ] robbed that's a shop the shop robs him at gunpoint [Laughter] just cause he's yoshi toad i wonder if i'll regret this yeah yeah who knows why is everyone i [ __ ] hear you all right i'm gonna go you can't even use it this turn right i go backwards one space no how do i go backwards i can't believe it went there she's staring at you laughing at you mocking you yeah look at the way she's looking at me just throw a key at her head and knock her out and then steal the star what are you you roll a negative one what's seven hello oh i would like to open this door please that's where they go oh wait it's not going to work because it's daytime gated community [ __ ] i forgot about that oh i see [ __ ] this bro wait a minute you know the rules my friend right i know i know okay you're not going to discover what are the house rules but i'm not going to forgive you you have to do the middle one last i'm not forgetting that chomp call you did that's okay he's no boss please no boss please yeah i was going for the star see look grizzy wealth distribution you know fair enough accurate fair enough even though i was the second most broke person in the game just reverse the bomb it's in the name just reverse it oh i'm gonna do it okay bro wait why'd you hit it twice puffer stay on your [ __ ] buttons hey buddy it's kind of hard to stop oh man you are fighting for your life over there oh my god oh we get in by one wow holy [ __ ] sweetie you killed him [Laughter] [ __ ] me is that gate open now or is it no you need a key to go okay okay let me check my map real quick i'm scratching the [ __ ] out my nuts right now i'll tell you that oh wait a minute [Laughter] okay [Music] [Laughter] i'm going to do this again because it was just funny last time can you hear me i go this way okay oh wait a minute i didn't i didn't notice this sure take the coins i don't want them anyway all right matt just don't get a one time if i get a one i'm actually gonna punch this stupid turtle next one no way okay what's up [ __ ] give me your [ __ ] [ __ ] or i'll rip your head off okay i mean that's one way to get it [Music] didn't i just run past there you did yep oh damn i'm all the way over here because you know what to do you're right here's the heart you can't even afford it i will one day i'd rather not have to run around the entire [ __ ] map you might have to nah there's no way right no way it's even further thanks no [ __ ] me never mind nope that's not cool didn't i just run past there too kind of kinda fit up fit almost do it i'll tell you what wait can i use the eye yeah probably oh yeah it's also true i still cannot afford the star do it just do it yup three that's a bargain you're gonna get coins in the next mini game if you win 100 crazy you got this if if you win nah grizzly gonna win it i got trust issues from the last game now am i being manipulated here is this gaslighting i don't know crazy you better figure that out for yourself but that's too much to think about you idiot actually good play probably going to work out for you [Music] look at that beer gut look at that and then you get three coins oh never mind i thought you were landing on the blue my bad all right crazy really simple all you need to do is win the next mini game i'm gonna throw the next one for you why don't you squat to think oh my god oh my god i hate being on grizzy's team he's tougher i'm throwing what do you mean what do you mean i'm throwing i'm getting him a star i don't care this is this is for everything i will take this is everything my white ancestors have done in the past damn i just got launched out this [ __ ] uh i'm arab this is for 9 11. let's go grizzy let's go are you actually watching still loose yeah bumper somehow beats both of you owie why'd that land on me yo can i get some [ __ ] spit towards me why is puffer so close to winning what is it [Applause] oh my god punch my right mind away uh very impressive that puffer got 13 coins on his own spit it out his way every [ __ ] time and now we all [ __ ] die okay go baby do i have enough let's yeah you do 20 coins what's up and now my manipulation comes into effect and we are going to change where this time i mean i can't you kick the switch any time buddy oh my god and it's in front of them huh [Laughter] man ah [ __ ] hate mario party oh man my god amy gets to buy another one on the one i think i'm gonna buy one he's gonna buy another one the fact that he goes we're gonna buy one you picked this map [ __ ] boy i literally think grizzy's playing vanguard you just i'm about to matt's gonna get his other switch and start playing mario golf yeah i'm gonna launch mario golf in about five seconds it doesn't matter where the next star location is [ __ ] i control the board right now oh oh i think that's too far it's nowhere near either of us buffer oh should i do that everyone real silent with smitty winning huh does it matter does it matter if you take it you're just gonna move it anyway i was drinking my water you shut up i'm into my nuts too hey grizzy what's your plan what oh no i just started scrolling through twitter and responding to text messages here's such a piece of garbage if i'm gonna be manipulated might as well be by these hoes where am i on the map i lost myself again you're right next to where the star used to be oh yeah forgot about that you wanna eat my nuts let's do it god best item in the game oh yeah oh [ __ ] he's buying one he is buying one no he's not oh what the [ __ ] oh you should have checked the board there chief i don't know that's too much thanks i get a 15 right yeah no 10 and a five that's easy watch you're gonna land the five in the first one and the ten on the second see what the [ __ ] god i hate you i hate that you were close damn it oh it doesn't [ __ ] matter how far just cry my friend just [ __ ] at least go to the store or buy one too he's bought a buy one he's insurance he's insurance behind the truck this is oh it's this one oh how do i aim oh my god i like literally what the [ __ ] i like how it doesn't let you be actual characters because nintendo is afraid of their ips being shot in the head by an arrow i'm just going to stay over here matt can't get me hey wait a minute don't waddle over here big boy what happens if you're in the middle though aren't you just like [ __ ] [ __ ] joe puffer kill puffer no no no no no no look i got smitty stuck over here don't do it dinosaur we're all stuck oh let's [Music] [Laughter] [Music] looking too hey wait a minute now this [ __ ] home what does this mean puffer explained it nighttime oh no thanks oh [ __ ] man lucky space this is going to be big big big big not that big crazy get the star hit a 10. oh wait a minute oh yeah sure thing but right here right now right here right now right here um weird looking [Music] [Laughter] you're gonna move it up to me what's your [ __ ] plan here i'm hoping to move it right in front of me i think it's going to go one space above me the place where you just passed i think that's where it's going i [ __ ] oh mother [ __ ] is this the first four player mini game no we haven't yet no i don't think we have everything's been 3v1 and 2v2 yeah i guess oh i love vinyl why am i so dizzy i'm drunk up is down down is up left is right right is left dude come on hey wait a minute an airplane oh geometry it's like oh shoot grizzy oh [ __ ] i ain't a pilot that one was mine why am i just squished a pancake donkey [ __ ] what is this they're just putting it in front of him are you kidding me you guys he's actually cracked it's all inverted [Applause] matt do you want to move it ah it don't matter you can do it [Music] i'll let you do it i don't think i will [Music] wait you're actively doing it i don't think i'm going to bro why are you lying like that i wish that whistle was my nuts i just kind of want to see where it goes i'm not going to do it though all right i'm uh seven nice are you [ __ ] my butt wait is that where i'm at no oh wait no i left seven oh my god that's right in front of them let's go boys you're welcome grizzy chrissy i'm not sure what's gonna happen yet [ __ ] five come on four five we're gonna go if i get another [ __ ] i'm closing my eyes and i'm gonna hit it i'm getting a four and now i'm gonna it's my pan mind with this game bro like actually it's so trash get your eyeball cue ball looking out of my [ __ ] face no thank you bro at least he said no thank you okay well we know how these ones go we might as well just cut to the end of it god damn it yep might leave that one in there that was pretty impressive holy [Laughter] [Music] 56 coins and he's saying that [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up i'm [ __ ] like broke as hell 10. that's a six my friend upside down nine i wonder what i'm gonna buy here [Music] good yawn and you're a piece of [ __ ] no man i won't be able to use it i'm just buying it to get a rise out of poverty because he's being quiet now [ __ ] whoa if you get a star i'm actually gonna rip my dick off and sell it on ebay promise yep damn it i have no money so good luck grizzy star is always oh he doesn't [ __ ] i completely forgot about that hello mr ball crazy i'm gonna i'm gonna chomp it he's not gonna get it he's gonna get a one i'm gonna chop it bro if i get a if i get a one also why didn't you chomp it [Laughter] you've gotten soft wait you guys still have boners from earlier i'm so glad i set that up all right if i get a one i'm [ __ ] drinking here we go instant hit what the [ __ ] there you go oh all right that's it hold on i'm getting a chance space and i'm getting that star from you i swear to god [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] they'll be waiting with arms open in the airport i'm going to kiss you in the mouth when you show up what are you going to do with that i'm going to do something i don't know what it does but we're going to test it out lucky number seven oh shrew but it's not hey once again don't you say that it's daytime yeah so last time i did this it only worked at night it only worked a day oh oh you've played the map before okay oh [Music] good man all right oh thank you i'm respected dude man we would have confirmed absolutely that mario party was racist if it landed on grizzy there yeah i i would have yeah all right i'll take you i can't be mad about this oh [ __ ] oh man i'm [ __ ] stupid so this is not fun oh [ __ ] wait i already wait what do i do i don't know i can't memorize that many items no way bro everyone uh agree to throw let time go out thoughts start yeah yeah sure um yeah i don't think i am going to remember this at all i'm screen shotting it and looking on my obs i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm getting here i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm getting good again wait [ __ ] broken i forgot it's a joke it's a joke it was a joke okay these were no screen cheating these were here um okay that was there i don't know i can't wait to see my [ __ ] ain't nobody looking on my screen i think this is right wait how do you do that i'm just gonna guess how'd you guess okay all right we took a screenshot i didn't i swear no one did all right oh [ __ ] i used my mouth way off yeah matt hufford does that mean we have to have sloppy sex oh you guys got it perfect yeah yep they thought they screamed and shot around they screenshot it help i didn't screenshot watch my video i didn't i got puffer gets upset a rookie is kicking his ass at mario party it just becomes this absolute sweat always upset you you get so mad bro i chew them but what you're chewing gum oh recording that's going to be gross and annoying hey guys welcome back to this one guys i'm trying to concentrate please i'm trying to think am i am i interrupting you okay where even is this i know exactly what i was gonna do [Music] it's [ __ ] screaming all right [Music] this [ __ ] has been run up so many times nothing but lynch she can't walk down the block she gets paid well it's fine see she's fine puffer's near that he's quiet make sure you call uh i actually wasn't even looking at the game bro [Laughter] why goku is doing everything but recording crazy chewing gum on twitter [Music] [Laughter] wait what i didn't even know i was here i thought he was further uh he was right next door i thought he was that was the best chain chomp you ever could have played [Music] next to schmidty one nine oh yeah i think grizzy go up go up yeah i think you i think you get the star actually go up oh yeah i forgot where i was crazy what eyeball you had ass if you eyeballed you got the star [Music] uh yeah this way sure hello he ain't sorry bro i'm telling you he's not sorry can we skip this cut scene mini game four player oh boy i don't think i've won a single mini game today book squirm dream oh my god let's go oh my god oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] but that was mine wait that wouldn't even come from oh [ __ ] me heavy i got so much ice cream i'm just gonna lick my ice cream over here damn [Music] stop thinking i don't think smitty's got a single bad roy oh [ __ ] yeah ball yep yeah bye bye everybody the ball just takes you off the map it just runs me out of them you'd like that wouldn't you a little bit whoa dude there might be a party in there man oh look at that what you're letting on bowser right after it that's fine i'm gonna get another bowser minigame and make you all lose coins i'm gonna punch my grandma on the gullet if you make that happen i'm gonna find her and i'm gonna get her right in the goalie wait what the [ __ ] with the little chest can i uh no you can only steal items not not start stealing an bring me to the portal i wish to speak to the man hello bowser it's time for another mini game with everybody i want to get jerked off by donkey kong's shaky hand that's fine i'll take that just all that wait what did you just say brightest bro [Laughter] this is my cutscene and you're saying such [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah i'm gonna kick i'm gonna kick you right in your stupid little nuts [Music] 30 coins holy [ __ ] my turn crazy that trump called looking mighty nice right now honestly not you're kind of right that [ __ ] so far from me ain't nobody knew that you could use them oh no shut up smitty just gonna drown me out now crazy i will say that um the ghost doesn't work so using the key wouldn't be worth it okay it only works that day well that one what puffer helping people i am helping everyone oh that's always my last game [ __ ] as you go around oh wait are you looking at the map like you can read i know you can't see past that [ __ ] nose [Laughter] i am so green you said this one only works at uh daytime though right no i'm saying i'm saying going around with the key to get the start true but you don't have the key you do have a key i have a key maybe don't listen to them don't listen to them crazy who gave you your first star wars messing with you grizzy you failed i don't like the monkey anymore [Laughter] don't trust monkeys no more high fives no more they say they won't rip your windshield wipers off and yet they rip your windshield wipers off do not trust them monkeys that's what i'm saying look lucky space get some top and then oh my god so much and skeleton top oh big payday 20 [ __ ] yeah that's really good 20 coins i wanted skeleton top homie forgets what it was like to be broke it's like 20 minutes ago that's gonna be me in january oh my god man i ain't ever going broke yeah this was eternal oh my how is it always against smitty moneyballs look away oh [ __ ] oh it's like that game yeah you look the same ways and you lose wait what what same way hold on donkey kong just like you look the same way wait what yeah i'm good okay that look a different way okay yeah that's it just on that this is a little doo doo doo so like is this rng no no i mean it's their strategy i tried to fake people out i know [Music] [Music] [ __ ] man [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] i meant to go that way [ __ ] stupid controller matt were you sitting still for most of that four rounds i literally i was that's why i stared straight because i'm that one i noticed right before and i was going to try getting i know and then as soon as i knew i knew you were going to do it i was like yeah you saw he definitely read that dude i stared into your [ __ ] thousand thousand mile stare and i did it what are you eating my gum hey stop moaning when you chew gum i'm sure your viewers are gonna love this how do you sloppily chewing gum oh my friend i am so broke would somebody spare me a little coin crazy i'm sorry about this matt is pegging you wait wait where's this star it's uh up hello [ __ ] late on the money yeah he just stole your goddamn star see what happens when you're friendly to everybody i didn't cheat i didn't manipulate him i didn't even know there's a star here i'm gonna be [ __ ] milk [ __ ] sorry um welcome to mario party [ __ ] if you can't handle it get out of the kitchen oh thank you i left there's nothing i want yet but you're nine oh you're right next to it oh my god he did it punch my grandma on the face see you know what grizzy look at that both of us good clean gameplay and we both got rewarded with a star clean gameplay like everyone's played mario party fairly i am playing fair square using should we cut that out or like theoretically you are correct but i don't know if that's the right thing to say it's not really a fact right there oh boy with them all reliable [Laughter] white people when they have no comebacks wait did you land there yeah he got it holy [ __ ] oh my god grizzy what a turn right it's called black it's a star with 33 coins things are looking up they will soon be looking down it's mario party damn this could be a fat roll i honestly could not think of it [Laughter] you are black how far am i if i take this i think it'll put you near it won't it yeah hold on i'm gonna do some counting hold on mr eye let me look in my map wait what what is it so fast why was that fast fast forward holy [ __ ] are you gonna get this no way i got it hello wait do you i counted if i counted wrong then [ __ ] me i can't count or read i'm stupid yeah i think yeah i got it wow impressive my friend impressive i thought that was well deserved thank you my friend oh wait a minute this is going to be big for puffer i could feel it [Music] just kidding that's really thick oh literally where it was last time far as possible [ __ ] me and who that's me why are you saying why are you freaking out that's matt oh it's like a hungry hungry hippos oh yes splatoon all over them rapid fire yeah i'm not evening about the goombas yeah you can move your head ass on the other side too damn kind of dominating the field right now yeah yeah yeah me next what what that's crazy what did he just say oh my god the final push donkey kong yoshi that's the name of our child oh yeah [ __ ] them up fire [Laughter] i can't afford you can i put on a loan please [Music] what do i want here i'm going to change i'm going to flip the script i'm honestly surprised you know what puffer sometimes you have to change these people i thought you had a bit going oh i had a bit for a while but now i'm down a star that's a hey that's respect i don't know why you don't chomp call her it's okay well because nobody's needed it [ __ ] you at the back of my balls why didn't that get so broke when i got a third star sucking back my dick oh yeah everything's from the back right now bro hey at least he's not saying all over okay could be a lot worse can't coin for people well i don't want to tweet you that's for sure [Laughter] you know what keep it keep it fair my friend that makes sense fair enough here comes bernie sanders no no no oh my god wait that worked perfectly for you money money money money money money money money at least you get another chance to go around in case why didn't i not why did i not buy chomp call i don't know i did not realize he had skeleton key at the time i didn't know i had skeleton key oh yes yes yes still the g or the [ __ ] chomp oh good man random [ __ ] all right oh is it oh i thought you got the pick yeah i thought i got to pick two that's why i used it oh it's random you just oh bruh i actually thought you got the what were you going to take that wouldn't matter anyway yeah it wouldn't have mattered anyway you wouldn't be able to use it anymore you can't go back around he goes before him though yeah but i don't have enough so i like yeah he doesn't have another piece yeah actually i [ __ ] doubt it but i'll try holy [ __ ] hot all right i'm gonna go [ __ ] myself they just need tens just two tents the ultimate power up they're [ __ ] [Music] man this is gonna hurt your bank i'm gonna bring a gun to that bank i think guys we team up for a round and we rob the bank yes for a total of nine tokens split it four ways all right this has something new mushrooms and pits actually don't know what this is holy moly oh no no no no no hold on hold on hold on hold on everyone stop everyone stop everyone stop everyone chill chill [ __ ] mushroom bro don't punch me what the [ __ ] oh yoshi's spitting when he says what too yeah everyone's spitting it i'm spitting oh really i think that's i think that's more of like a showing breath than like ah i'm gonna call it spitting anyways i'm good with that play matt you could switch me with you okay he could do the war but you could do tom you could give grizzy another star perhaps please be one please be one please be one please oh my god dude i name a jeep [ __ ] oh roll hide no no oh [Laughter] matt gave you the star you're gonna give him a star well i still need three more coins you'll get it oh he's coming in for the steal oh he's gonna get it honestly i don't really want this i feel like grizzy should have it but i mean i'm gonna take it either way no oh yeah oh yeah okay [ __ ] mad no oh no you didn't make it go up crazy grizzy could have gone if you use the triple yeah yeah that was just my dumb i haven't been like playing fair and you know i don't deserve you all right i'm just glad i'm winning the minigame bonus it's random stuff [ __ ] this box let's go yeah oh i'm glad i'm winning the mini game bonus i hope i get pity points again pity stars you know here's a star for you know getting your ass clapped three four times bruh wait good night it's not daytime you have no money and it's not daytime but i will end unlucky wait what if i go this way all right i don't oh true because you could yeah i see hello hey you could have run up on your bud i have money oh i'll take that that's good mushpit oh it's this one cheap cheap chase i want that full body head i don't understand why i get that [ __ ] up damn crazy spamming the hell out of here [ __ ] up bro go down now no no go down you have to keep spamming a when you're going under yeah i always spam it oh my god i didn't know that go down [ __ ] oh boy i did damn it god damn it man i didn't realize you had to spam eight while you were underwater oh monkey that big cannot swim that fast not fair stupid aquatic yoshi he's thinking what are you thinking about he's watching porn on his ipad don't you shut [ __ ] up puts it away immediately his parents shut your mouth yeah you got that she land right on the money baby [ __ ] my ass that was not right on the money that was 16 smitty no that's right on the money mask [Laughter] money man monkey cannot do math you know what you should punch the toad as hard as you can in the face is he going oh my god he's completely swapping everything up time to confuse everybody with these questionable plays hello it's working you should make a left okay make a left hey make a left no i'm good and make a left hey right on the money like i said you're not coming oh baby oh baby no don't come back this way why are you flying that way no wrong way what are you doing oh baby shut the [ __ ] up five minutes at mario party but it's just oh baby for mario [Laughter] stop like he's please it crazy are we having e6 right now oh my god [Music] insurance honestly i i did not watch any game play the last like three minutes oh my god you're completely baby now i just create chaos puffer eleven oh my god that's how ultimate come back don't say you're not kid what dick chomp call it chop call it oh and you can't even afford it oh do it yeah there you go there you go grizzy yup figured it out even it out baby come on here it is just get three ones nope it's halfway somehow he's gonna [ __ ] it up with my ass no way no shotgun it says grizzy is in control of the bottom are we really sure get away bro are we really sure oh my god somebody go check on this man where's the nearest cliff edge like how does that dude well it was literally all i needed was big numbers um what are the making numbers i love it puffer i [ __ ] love it how bold that is oh let's go smitty let's go my friend i'm sorry for everything i said earlier i already forgot crazy i was just kidding anyway i was sorry [ __ ] my ass that was you oh there's so much silence it's sweat mode baby let's go baby let's go you think we can make that yeah go go go go go go go oh my god we only [ __ ] up once we only [ __ ] up once dude because i don't panicked under the thwomp it was just it was just yoshi that got crushed i shouldn't be able to run by myself you look back you look back it's just half the skis you're just walking just the yoshi parts on the back of it hey that's a little weight reduction man good working grizzy you're moving quick stop [ __ ] thinking you are awfully close to that i might have to move it my friend just saying wait am i yeah well smitty if you don't i'm doing it i'll handle this around boys [Laughter] how am i somehow the worst mario player but the best yeah this dude is like flicking a hemorrhoid over and over oh [ __ ] bro wait actually it works man nothing but bad bad rolls for me [ __ ] you i actually have not got a single roll under five hey i actually hate you hey you get to play a little mini game [Music] i know it's oh baby oh is that what this one is yeah oh hell yeah mini game time yeah this one's so stupid oh baby i'm going to shoot my own balloons yeah it'd be awkward if you missed all of them you know what yeah i mean really i can't really [ __ ] up here can i no no you can't there's no way you [ __ ] up i mean i said to be fair i said i was gonna hit my own balloon didn't know the monkey item [Laughter] [Music] anticipation is killing me [Music] oh [ __ ] me oh no all these were tied in stars oh oh that does nothing nothing ah all right well i'll take three coins all that excitement for nothing it's just like every youtube video ever [Music] bring your [ __ ] mushroom ass over you can say that on twitch you can't say it on youtube you can't say it on youtube yeah you can't say don't put that in either where am i wait that actually made it easier thank you [ __ ] and all right i'll take it [Music] you have a lot of expendable income my friend right have some hair to win why are you buying those you're gonna get nine it's true you're probably gonna get three so joe okay [Music] wait what's the piano i don't know actually i figured that out i think it's a nighttime thing it was they're playing ghost stuff yup if you fall you lose everything okay oh that's [ __ ] cool your wife leaves your children are gone ow bro where the [ __ ] can i get some [ __ ] yeah damn jumping so high wow get off me what i'm saying bro i jumped off the edge oh hold the hammer oh stop it i can't move man i actually needed that money i'll take it your turn daddy i don't know what it does they just play you don't puffer i think i'm on your spot want to take my spot it's either me or you works for him it's gonna take my spot it's gonna take me it's [ __ ] oh it's just the way the universe works that's it i mean it's still pretty good here oh are you kidding me no it's a lot of time hey how about you just not do this okay well i was gonna rng if i had 20 coins i would have definitely just tried the water yeah and hope for the best but you know i'm broke [ __ ] because i jumped i still be like kind of close oh my [ __ ] god dude wow the universe finds a way okay holy [ __ ] please actually actually grizzy's in a good spot now lower than eight lower than eight oh that's big yeah grizzy true oh [ __ ] matt he gets the money that's pretty good the what you wanted was that the dual glove yeah you do come on what does the glove do you do it why am i throwing a point grizzy yeah i'm done yeah i'm you know what grizzy go [ __ ] yourself is there like a warper or the [ __ ] eyeball or some [ __ ] i don't know don't you use your [ __ ] brain how about you give me brain why not [Music] [Music] [Music] it would have been nice if i could do even more i have 118 coins my name is crazy [Music] oh my god i'm getting crazy look nevermind i think you bought all the nelson's dice 69 you oh you're not sorry twist of [ __ ] sodie oh sorry about teddy oh my bad sorry oh sorry god damn it there's did not just see you around the border no that was my cousin you know what to buy [Laughter] actually yeah there you go there you go big momma i go last [ __ ] pointless but it could benefit me oh [ __ ] wait am i dead already oh my god oh god you literally just had to spam your thing and hope they opened up oh my god your turn monkey [ __ ] not sure how do you feel about this comment [Laughter] what if one of us would have said that you know maybe it turns the table there's no shot you're laying on bowser fine you can have it with your monitor i like him he's my friend he's not your friend we're pretty much the same size me and him he's actively trying to ruin your life let me speak to the man again like going back to a bad ex-boyfriend those are dick appointments i [Music] what the [ __ ] imagine he's going for it no way oh i was really hyped for it to land there dude god i i have a feeling he wouldn't actually give you a hundred probably not yeah no i i think he's high wild feeling he's like oh uh okay bye actually not give me all your stuff no one's ever landed on that i really want this star oh my god a one a negative one oh okay well i guess we didn't need that did we holy [ __ ] maybe we could get to take notes i him at this point [ __ ] what's up [ __ ] she's literally just a nice lady giving a star no she's not she's a stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] and she'll give me that star i'll go back to prison i don't care [Music] thank you thank you everybody it's only me i'm the only one i'm literally i don't care i hope you get robbed along the way they hate us because they're in us wow i ain't about anal what what what's up you stupid [ __ ] i ain't got five [ __ ] coins eat my nuts oh i do [ __ ] i got six [Laughter] one dollar [ __ ] we back to broke i never called man what do you want my coin you want my coin it's like i think you forgot something you don't have that many coins we'll just deposit what you have definitely a scam bro i'm not like i can use anything so let me just [ __ ] roll we hit it i mean last turn you might as well oh no we going right there now one more turn do it you know what [ __ ] it why look at that dude look at the excess money on this guy i got you spending money [Music] [Laughter] [Music] that's ballsy oh well i just need a twelve sit back i can't wait to see you [ __ ] this one up no i didn't [ __ ] it up no i [ __ ] it up i [ __ ] up by one are you i love this game what confidence is going to win so i really want to win but i'm probably not going to win no way you're you're actually banking these you no oh my oh my [ __ ] god come come come come come come come come no way [ __ ] how did that one miss you oh it kept hitting me while you're trying to puff for yourself thank god no one was a chump yeah true i'm actually very happy about that i'm going to buy one just despite it last turn oh [ __ ] warp warp warp warp god bless see what happens thank you in the background get abducted why does this game love you so [ __ ] much smitty what do you mean i'm down right now yeah close enough do it sure why not exactly i wonder if i'm going to get robbed in this dark alley oh hey well oh hey big boy well oh my god what's about to happen oh if grace got a little if crazy had a little more money he could do this wait what what do you mean a little more money he's 124 coins yeah i know look it's 150. no way yeah oh my god that would actually get still money man grizzy if only you weren't throwing around money like a dumbass what he was doing around smirking so much bro it's like sticks it was like six points please don't take my money i i need my money please don't take it [Music] oh that's from everybody stay bro [ __ ] [Laughter] i just hit the illustrator damn you had a minus eight no no the rich get richer now can i pay you the 150 now could you imagine he's like oh i noticed you have 150 coins wait dude i swear to flee right i need this i need this star this better not be a lot of coins wait where coins are on the line you'll get coins depending on your ranking huh oh all right because he's going to pick green's going to pick how much money we all gamble oh greasy do it all grizzlies put it all in all in baby it's random it's random oh is it oh yeah whack i i would have done all i have nothing to lose please okay thank god oh man i literally got nothing to lose if that was 30 coins i would cry i would have been so happy oh no i didn't have any coins to lose [Laughter] i'm in last place scratching my [ __ ] nuts you're gonna get the bonus stars oh i hate this one wait what if we just hit it immediately whatever number it goes do you want to do that i'm down i'm the one yeah i'm down good whatever number's next oh wait it's just this one is this gonna go from one yeah no that's true oh yeah that is stupid i relaxed now i got [ __ ] over [ __ ] my ass send me over nope no you did oh yeah you did yeah i got [ __ ] over no you're good actually no i'm dead yeah you [ __ ] matter smitty one coward nope i was so nice to you that is true he was nice to you all game why'd you do that to him [Music] fair enough i hope this stings like a [ __ ] i'm not going you're [ __ ] leaving damn it [Laughter] um wait why did you oh yeah actually online that might have been big green yeah that was big green i'm not [ __ ] leaving [Laughter] uh whatever it doesn't even matter yeah take one for the team two hope it takes your money donkey wins by default yeah just in case you just chomp call it bro no shot all right i gave you the win i'm not [ __ ] chomp calling that i don't think you said just in case as if there wasn't one space away battle [ __ ] you somehow get zero oh i forgot i was ten nice oh you would have been fine even with the 30. yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you mean [ __ ] oh dead [ __ ] you mean [ __ ] put it right in front of me please it goes right back oh my [ __ ] god why are you saying that like it wasn't the last time oh my god of course buffer's got to run victory laps like a piece of [ __ ] uh what are you looking at oh that's really good actually [ __ ] yeah oh hell yeah oh [ __ ] you yeah that that actually just gave him first place like full-on security give me all this [ __ ] money oh yeah what's with the thank you yeah what's with the two you [ __ ] did that too shut up your character did the same thing yeah but brothers i pretended it was a dick what okay look at donkey kong in his little tank it looked like jimmy neutron from the back ow you [ __ ] oh my god get [ __ ] turned on grizzy but like not the sexy oh my god buffer really buffer really just said i'ma let everyone do i was everything shooting at the jimmy neutron ice cream cone all right there's only two bonus stars what would the first one be oh wow it's actually mini games that's yeah that's i did pretty well with mini games so i'd be surprised if it wasn't me eyes closed tougher [ __ ] monkey wait what did we tie i guess so i don't know how i don't think i [ __ ] hate mario party i should have got both those stars you know it unlucky it's gotta be unless it's unlucky and it gives it to someone else because grizzy is so um [Laughter] that's [Applause] the guy who's level 45 at this game wins [Music] you

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Length: 74min 20sec (4460 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 01 2021