This is officially the longest Mini Golf video I will ever post (100 Holes)

well it finally happened we finally played a 100 hole mini golf map this i don't even know i'm just here to tell you to please like the video for our suffering i i don't and uh i don't know also hit subscribe i guess all right here's the video good luck well we weren't kidding i'm pissed off just to remember what all this was what map it is what map it dude this isn't a map it's a city it's a city of holes it's not a map it's hell it's hell on earth this reminds me of every woman i haven't slept with okay all right yeah okay we're going we're gonna start now all right boys i made this map 100 holes oh john did make the map look at that guys as far as i know this is like pretty easy golf we're only doing this for the spectacle of 100 holes okay we'll see how yeah are we doing so many one challenges i thought this was another one no there's no way you could do a hole in one challenge oh oh really no no way there's no way you're doing it no way oh i thought it was 100 hole in ones i was about to be here no god no i think you're underestimating just how long it takes to play 100 holes oh i think you're overestimating it's a putter not a driving range i'm done with this game already i'm done too hard to go off the map if i hit it this is going to be so long i told you you're going to be here you said it was simple it is simple it is you're just a triangle knight come on i don't know what that word means second hole come on boys wait this is the good one oh no john oh wait this one sucks this one sucks okay i'm in the other one let me please no you bastard people lied i'm just going over i'm just going good i don't know is this that's a good one anthony okay i just ramped over oh [ __ ] now where do i go this is huge i just need i need to get some balls and holes that's all i need to do anthony my ass is always anthony i got you buddy i got you you didn't see there you go let's see oh my god you hit him wait you just reset after getting hit off by him just to take another stroke which you would have been able to do once you landed on the ground yeah but i i knew it was good dude i've got the hole in one mentality trick shot we got to do trick shots somehow oh this was a trick shot i got a hole in one what how did you never mind the same way you did okay wow that one was really easy okay starting to speed us up a little bit another spoon oh no it's a bone looks like a dick from the side well you said it looks like a dick from the side but are you referencing the side of a dick or the side of the thing you're looking at i need to know i just understand john it looks good one thanks came up with that one about 4am last night he's been waiting to let that one fly yeah well you look like a penis you look like a pickle in a box bob boom oh we're reusing holes now yikes bro wow oh i hit that weight i'm getting the hole in one oh oh come on someone hit me in i got it i got it okay hold on hold on hold on oh you're the best ah look at that i got both of us i got a car why don't i keep bouncing i don't know i'm so heavy-handed i've got big [ __ ] hands you got big big big heads oh there we go [Music] wait i'm gonna hit that target yeah that target looks good is that good oh it is a hole in the wall like that how hard did you hit it stupid i hit it about i pulled my mouse back about like eight inches i'm a 400 dpi and i put it and i pushed it forwards about one inch okay no milliseconds if i was to compensate oh [ __ ] you want to hit it for anything come on now one of those you hit the wall but then you reset i [ __ ] i don't like this one oh money what you've been eating it was like further back oh well here i am so i'm gonna try this one [ __ ] it no you must not oh traitor he was so embarrassing if sweetie doesn't finish a hole yeah well you just early on are you [ __ ] kidding me he probably played mario part and he got no stars do you remember though the video's not out yet let's not talk about that [ __ ] actually wait it would be out by this point so yeah go ahead talk about it easy enough you almost [ __ ] me oh thank god i did almost [ __ ] that hey anthony anthony i know you want a really long video but come on let's let's speed this one up eh there you go nice is that what you wanted yeah they're just handing it to us wait can i just yeah that's what i'm gonna try john okay holy moly i think it's a plausible but maybe not possible wait i wish they made a hole for the golf of course for the lazy where you don't have to worry about distance and it just does it all for you now i can't even do the regular hole i wish these videos just made themselves dude didn't even have to record never actually heard like what i want so bad in life put into words chicken parm okay pickle in a bottle i heard it again oh what a shot i think i'm up here oh i'm the best yeah that's a shot okay we finished at the same time wow give me that perfect couple we finish everything at the same time oh i don't like this angle you have do you like kurt angle what do you stop why did you say you like kurt angle you prank that soulja boy oh look i made it boy i feel so lonely what the [ __ ] i bumped off with john oh this is nice [ __ ] hit dumbass [ __ ] you you knocked me out of the hole you [ __ ] hoser no just like you have the next two shots shut up john you'll get it on your seventh you'll get under your seventh but you have to control yourself it's probably gonna be seven [Music] that's it don't miss on purpose though you [ __ ] dude i'm [ __ ] losing it maybe i maybe i was thinking 17 is what you're gonna get no this is 100 holes keep it together all right what is what are we on 75 10 [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up bye you straight down to the first hole the first hole was so much harder ah you had to jump over it that's why i wanted to try are you [ __ ] me okay i know what i want to do wait you get reset back oh no wait this works again [ __ ] dude it keeps putting me back here tomorrow what quit spinning your burger let's go i'm sorry you you keep spinning your bam burger i don't like it hey i got you bomb dude you're getting burger on his [ __ ] he's gross okay i'm getting out of here dude this is [ __ ] do i hear people talking about bam haruka jesus christ guys this is like this is like the perfect representation of gravity this literally is gravity you are representing gravity right now look just okay i'll just smack it oh [ __ ] he got it what the [ __ ] that actually worked amazing [Laughter] not the first time buddy this is duty cheeks here we go this session or the content all right bro i'm gonna die oh my god dude oh my god let's take us to the last hole already yeah where am i supposed to bounce from here because it's like taking me on the end of the video already take me to burger king oh someone had to see that right all right we're good in australia there's no there is no um burger king it's called hungry jacks they just released um they just released is it's basically a ham and cheese sandwich in burger buns but it's called the chumbo i like your name that's what i call my dog sometimes guys check this out pretty cool checking that could lead to something that could lead us to show me show me what you do did you knock it off the side here you see right this right here right down there yeah i think i think there could be some angles here oh yeah everyone has to do that everyone has to do it i just [ __ ] jam my [ __ ] on my own mom what wait where are you guys hitting you guys are hitting wrong you guys are hitting wrong you guys gotta hit the thing to the right you guys are imagining okay wrong i did okay then i almost got into literally embarrassment off the right here watch me anthony the very very right that's the left no brother telling the left if you're waking backwards you're not having enough hamburgers that she ordered things left and right oh this is it oh my god that's it that's not it [ __ ] wait where the hell oh there's a tiny little hole right there don't you do it don't you [ __ ] do it what the [ __ ] don't you [ __ ] you scumbag man i'm hungry for a chumbo suck are we are we on the [ __ ] moon where are we bro i know what i wanted to say growling i don't know what i wanted to say interdimensional trick shot no what the hell i went through the floor oh my god no way no [ __ ] way you just did that what did you just where did he go oh that was the sickest trick shout out you could even possibly do and i did it all on purpose and it wasn't accidental at all i knew i was the best i just had to wait for the day for it to show well stroked out again that's fine there's plenty more holes to choose from true yeah it's fine my uncle had a stroke and he's doing it oh he did it oh he fell though he's really elected wait did i make this hole i don't know the [ __ ] that is yeah honestly lex is a pretty generic name is just to show us that lex sucks at maps you're telling me this hole was made by a car wow alexis you're doing great oh i [ __ ] that one up bro no i'm resetting i went for it to do it oh wait i'm sorry the jumbo went straight to my head bro you [ __ ] [ __ ] hit me now [ __ ] [Laughter] i don't know why i said that i don't know i said swiss just basketball who really wants cheese at the moment why dude shut it the [ __ ] up john oh you're a [ __ ] wait did you go through it no i got smacked by somebody else i didn't even take that stroke it wasn't me that's for sure i know it wasn't you it was good probably a job got away [Music] still got it anyway there it is how much is it i'm going through just hit it no you're going oh my god hit it harder than you just hit it but not too much harder there you go actually bounced off of it did you not get it wait what [Laughter] i don't have i have three strokes but yeah i guess perfect okay now i also have three strokes so let's wait us okay fair enough yeah yeah okay anthony wait wait for buys one of us might get a hole in one kind of we might be here a while oh you want me you want me to get over there yeah don't say it like you've like been waiting don't feel like you've been like just waiting i know when i'm not welcomed wait sweetie can you open the door for me bounce it off the right side of like the thing before you hit up the ramp you know order that oh did you hear me go i saw it and i manifested that [ __ ] you kidding me that was actually completely on accident i just had a good shot holy why is the ground oh my god i see a volcano do you see boys windy dude don't make me say it [ __ ] here we go here we go gollum when he drops the ring oh my god the world can move funny [Music] that one might make me pee myself hold on oh no oh let me do a little bit more come on [Laughter] you know i could go for right now a hole in one nope i don't think it's possible on this one i know it could be possible hit it hard enough on the right okay i had to go get a snap what was i supposed to say you are right yeah yeah yeah okay i got [ __ ] up by someone why i uh i'm going to a different i'm uh above earth dude i keep bouncing backwards what the f where the hell did i oh wait you can try left side too i go up to the top there no no no no no right wing where did this come from literally hitting nothing and i'm bouncing back i'm literally hitting nothing or bouncing back i'm literally hitting nothing back i'm literally hitting oh there's a hole in between the two rumps in the next part uh yeah i just i just witnessed it by just by running into it oh okay off the spot off the spawn oh that's it anthony just kidding no you're gonna bounce here that's where the hole is oh son of a [ __ ] that was the last one too what the [ __ ] i don't want to go over the wall what dude this shit's cursed john don't reset he's just thinking about where he said john where are you going i'm venturing the wild wish no he's got his cowboy hat where's my damn horse out here [ __ ] spaghetti western right now dude the graphics on red dead too are awful cue the epic western music wait can someone get some sperm damn it arthur god dammit [Laughter] the wind damn took my horse away you don't mess with the man's horse you hear 15 gold shillings to the first man that gets kryos off his horse i don't think they dealt with [ __ ] 15 dollar bills if you give me a gun board i made it to the wild west i'm gonna be a god oh wait never mind wait where are you going anthony this is the golf god if you keep if you go straight ahead there's a giant course [Music] oh my yes anthony that is my type of fall oh this i and i [ __ ] went above ground i went above ground great stop oh oh oh [ __ ] oh don't stop [ __ ] him i need to get bopped i need to get bopped by something oh [ __ ] god damn it good i can't wait till blinko shoots the next hole anyway so this is where i get the hole in one right here just bounce over that plank that oh wait off the screw off off there's a big d try to tilt your monitor no i got it on this one get up there oh this is like this is the one looking good honestly you're going to bounce over the wood here we go bounce over that screen right perfect or something roll down one more shot what why i ran out of strokes yeah if you hit [ __ ] too i ran out of time oh great just like i said well this is [ __ ] [Laughter] good it almost fails bam burger dude there are so many potential holes out here yeah what the [ __ ] why don't we just go but do you know what they're there that's boring wait what is what is oh [ __ ] oh why don't you just i sneezed why don't you just go to yep why is that there there's a [ __ ] hole in the middle of the grass well what do you guys hit you in midair get [ __ ] i mean you just bounced over like [ __ ] you bounced no i didn't i didn't bounce over it boys come on just touch it last time i touched a holding down talking to the boys on my pants someone hit me in i didn't touch it oh no oh my god it always looks so much further away than it oh god i moved this is it nice work yeah i know this is it i just had to [ __ ] get it because this map maker doesn't know how to make [ __ ] grass bro it's a hundred holes come on you're right [Music] bro wait why why why is why is there so little to hit on plinko i've hit les plinkos than i don't even know someone who hasn't played prices right bro this is ridiculous i haven't hit anything hey how did you how straight in baby [ __ ] straight in skip the plinko okay oh you're right here we go oh i i of course i hit the one [ __ ] plank available oh gravity gravity gravity gravity who's in that i think brad pitts in that i don't know oh just skip the plinko oh no [ __ ] [ __ ] i didn't even fly this way oh no oh no literally hit the opposite direction oh cry you're a map creator make a better map right these [ __ ] days you probably static little [ __ ] guys just follow me there's a hole over here okay just follow me yeah there's a hole everywhere you go no yeah there's a hundred of them your butthole i made this joke before yeah why do i spawn and take why does it [ __ ] this stupid-ass game preach it that's say it louder for the people in the back if only this guy knew how to make mops let's go i don't know why you gotta whip your mic because it kind of even at the audio levels hey follow this this noise gate just says no come on get the [ __ ] it all dude i honestly on these ones where it spawned just go for the actual man i've been recording for 54 minutes already [ __ ] all right good [ __ ] dude thanks bro i was kidding dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] um unique honor or daughter what if goddard was actually his parents that's well i mean his parent he has parents you know that right but were they parents that's a good point maybe they were robust i'm glad jimmy neutron got me this w oh this one's easy this time oh yeah this one's easy i almost oh my god you guys cheated by looking at where i was going i almost went for a completely different thing so therefore i'm going to do it now no i'm going to do it i'm going to do something here okay you actually had air time for a bit this is cool but jesus christ dude if i can just hear the intervention sound effects dude all right you know what you know what we're going to try something else damn i'm god's smoothies here i'd worried this hundred miles long enough for a video me too before i'm doing this i missed it bro bro if you had fair you should have [ __ ] voiced for a bigger role i missed it oh this was easy wait is it i lied no is my dpi still up in [ __ ] anthony if you [ __ ] hit me again i will sue you you can hit him again again don't be so rude guys until you bounce off the back wall what it takes away your momentum oh my god this guy's so good he's [ __ ] idiots john this is like the easiest hole out okay what the [ __ ] we know oh my [ __ ] god that's it got it there it is stop saying pickle in a bag i'll sue wait guys yes [ __ ] wait this was no don't look i'm doing this the right way oh my god i'm the best [ __ ] me dude can i just get one hole in one how do i keep bouncing out when i have the [ __ ] force of a small child never mind i'll buy that smart go back for the hole somewhere on the other map somewhere where's that at i don't want to golf anymore wait buys keep it this is big if there's a hill here wait yeah this is actually huge are you bounced over [Music] oh this is another whole one we're only halfway yes okay dude you dropped your main course go get it no oh now there's like chip comes off is your the batman go running well you better go and catch it all right we'll go from now all right oh my god [ __ ] i'm gonna be here a while holy [ __ ] wait you're almost there do that again you just got the one on the ground oh my god i'm sorry no i failed i was going to celebrate with the chip but i failed i feel like tenderizers fell off as like a kitchen utensil you know that people don't tend to write for sure as much why don't we just go for that hole you know we're over the [ __ ] golf map when we're talking about meat tenderizers well i was just thinking like they sort of fell off as like a utensil that people eat last time we all played golf we had a four minute section my editor to cut out of us talking about hanging photographs oh god damn it i'm [ __ ] hungry i'm not only am i hungry but i'm pissed off oh [ __ ] me i'm not okay you know what i don't even get in the [ __ ] hole you don't they're very separate oh this is it a joke i didn't make it smear's got all the good jokes today egg egg sandwich all right this one sucks all we gotta do is turn around and go for that hole right there now remember losers go right whoa that was cool john but i'm going to one-up you real quick if you don't mind yeah go ahead and miss it'd be funny nonsense bro i see something you have to get another one getting revenge on a hole that [ __ ] me over it doesn't matter if it's not one-upping me just [ __ ] wait this all the way [ __ ] i should bounce off how do i mount something how did i do that do burger king is open does they have chumbos okay you know what i'll take it oh this is dude i'm having a good time how's everyone feeling pretty good after just holding one i'm not even hungry it's just you know what i mean like are you [ __ ] serious it was an accident now i got to redo it all well see i did you a favor no you didn't do me a favor i had to stroke it again i was going to get two we're gonna stroke it regardless make me look cooler you just made me look cooler thanks you're destroying regardless doesn't matter [ __ ] me how strong do you regard this what bro i'm gonna lose my [ __ ] mind i bro if i don't hit this harder bro if i don't hit this harder i'm gonna bro if i don't dude dude turn war easy easy can someone give me a boost though just in case easy easy okay what the [ __ ] am i doing bro someone give me a boost easy buys i you have [ __ ] me out of so many holes yo i'm sick of you you really didn't give me a boost there i [ __ ] john you just knocked him over just can't do like anything is your cowboy hat on the side of the ground i hit him again it looked like you just [Music] [Laughter] died i was hoping someone would roast i them trying to drink water you [ __ ] that's wacky even laugh like crusty the clown earlier that's just not working no okay what how did he guys we're on 69. let's go hole 69. all right let's end the video and ended a long time ago multi-parter yeah this is a three-part hbo mini series is there a is there a hole jumbo you just gotta keep going bird hammers burnt cowboys well you're not gonna make it there in time now i'm so hungry for john sparker's sounds like a place in germany i thought it sounded like an avenger [Laughter] did you guys remember that part when captain america picked up berg's hammer just in the golf videos i'm actually delusional at this point dude yeah the video is going to be at the evolution of mankind as they play golf we could be playing the same three holes that have no [ __ ] idea dude i have to be able to do a cool bounce trick oh [ __ ] for real i've been thinking that i was saying oh that was so clean oh are you watching are you witnessing the grip no okay do it now i'm watching i grabbed a sandal and started smacking my head i really want this to land but i'm not sure how long it's gonna take oh wait where are you i'm about to land on plinko village wait what oh how in the [ __ ] my friend you can get there this time i believe like that i got it my last few shots are dedicated to not plinko apparently because i went the complete opposite way have you guys happen to look at how many strokes we've taken yet um holy [ __ ] oh my god i'm killing it when bis comes back i'm just gonna yell chocolate pudding because he's so hungry don't don't dude no bro i just wanna see what he says we're at that point in the video chocolate pudding damn i'm hungry wow it's almost like any other point in the video fun fact skip to any point in this video and you will hear the by say i am hungry bro we're gonna have a wikipedia page developed for this [ __ ] session of golf bro i swear it's gonna have a timeline it's like when we started to lose our minds what the [ __ ] reset right now that was really selfish of me i'm sorry you could say that again that was really selfish of me i'm sorry holy [ __ ] he said it again oh what is this bro a change of scenery it's kind of nice dude that's dude that snowman is talking [ __ ] over there i think what's he saying oh look it's the stanley cup player oh my kick it's [ __ ] ass though it says what's wrong you never seen a snow thing before i can't tell if i'm actually reading this wrong or i'm going insane no you've never seen a snow thing before but what if it actually spelled normally and we're all just going insane he's a snowman he's probably not too competent frosty the snowman was not educated give me my nose back put some buttons on me oh no not my hat sling blade of snowmen don't take my hat what's wrong you've never seen a snow tank before these jokes are bottom of the barrel you've never seen this before you're never seated again you'll never hey you never see this wait a minute i don't trust us i see a whole goddamn bunch of holes i'm gonna go this way i'll let you know what how it goes wait aren't we close to the one that's on the ground somewhere yeah it's out there but it's like you can't really hit it okay i went way too far oh my god golden oh my god i'm shot come on baby that's magic beautiful anthony that definitely deserves some nuggets is that it like inch away from your screen oh no god i hate damn i'm thirsty oh now this guy's thirsty he's hungry and he's thirsty john hit the [ __ ] hole oh no i mean [ __ ] i would be as well if it wasn't midday it's 11 00 p.m here so i can't crack everyone at 10. what hole is this 86. this is the four-leaf clover oh come on i'm picking wait wait sweetie i got you i got you i got you right guys i got you i guess you're right i gotta try i'm gonna get both of you in somehow did that work no i'm back further a little too late now i'm gonna get in okay to me i'm happy i decided not to get in because i felt bad about hitting you guys all right i'm being selfish again dude i'll save you oh i had so much faith in you getting bro good work everyone's over here everyone's straightened out i'll let you both in i'll let you both in i'll hunt you both in ready oh i tried now now you hit me in anthony this is very important just give you a sec what i'm gonna be traded i'm over here why are you cheaping cause i got a birdie oh you're [ __ ] delusional get this guy some [ __ ] pills hey that's pretty close that's not close i gotta toot let it rip nothing oh what's that don't tell me that was the fart no i think that was somebody just doing it mine had a lot more bass oh no that [ __ ] sounded like an 808 i don't even have a leather chair ew gross these leather chairs are like fart woofers oh my god dude i'm sitting in the basement i'm eating some popcorn watching a movie i wake chester up it's like a massage chair for a few seconds it's just just rumbling los angeles is like holy [ __ ] get the earthquake [ __ ] oh no anthony's just put on the nuggets again oh you're welcome oh hole in three this guy must have been delusional making the map because the text never makes any sense elevator down mega thing okay me first if anyone hits me i will you son of [ __ ] i'm doing it now dude i'm gone louis armstrong's in our game i switch guys i don't see [ __ ] [Laughter] same person this needs to stop oh there's only five more we're at an hour 56 on the recording oh good save good save [Music] you know it said the last five holes when i've officially turned into kermit miss piggy wait she's pork yeah but it's called a hamburger for a reason oh god now you're trying to get this shaggy shaggy shaggy don't sound like that like i wanna [ __ ] miss piggy scoob oh you better not oh [ __ ] your kermit ass up bro that's my pig i'll make her squeal harder than you stop me you better [ __ ] knock it off there i feel like i just have like a typical surfer sort of voice dude i'm losing my mind i've never had my mind man where is my mind i've been high hunting ghosts that weren't even real [Music] universe where shaggy's just [ __ ] insane and talks to his dog and thinks it's funny what are you dmt man like none of it ever happened yeah it's all just like a fever dream friend they all don't exist except for the dog right that was crappy 98. yes i did a 90 degree wait what i got to the end it was nuts i'm just going to get in right here oh my god that was swift yeah when you're good at math it was like taylor that was a swiss taylor swish swiss cheese swiss cheese go straight through mushroom i feel like scooby doo would like see what's up with kermit and rip kermit's head off i don't have any voices hey uh hey kermit how about uh we go down to the clam and hoist a few what that sounds like you in your first videos come on and he knows he's watched them that was on purpose anthony that was meant to be like parody but okay you wouldn't understand it's too avant-garde for you i understand yeah i don't understand that hey this is all 100. wait it is bro thanks for giving my old videos thanks for giving my old videos a [ __ ] boost idiot stupid more right thanks for giving me yeah everyone goes back to my old videos and comments about the people in them thanks thanks thanks hey i made that video hey dmca thanks i'm literally copyrighting you for taking my not only 10k but my also 100k thanks i mean my face is on it there's not creative what is it about that what he's saying right now he's he's literally stealing my content that was my whole entire 10k thanks stop dude thanks oh epic snail blue almost oh look my crown fits on my guy's head almost perfectly that's perfect i feel like we could say anything right now it would be funny even the end one okay all right all [Music] right [Music] you

Channel: SMii7Y

Views: 2,756,414

Rating: 4.9674935 out of 5

Keywords: Golf it, golf it gameplay, golf it funny moments, golf it funny, NEW Mini Golf, SMii7Y, Funny Moments, Mini Golf, Mini Golf Funny, Mini Golf Funny Moments, Golf it Gameplay, Golf it Gameplay Funny Moments, mini golf hole in one, hole in one, golf it rage, mini golf rage

Id: 7lnjmzzPgaY

Length: 41min 42sec (2502 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 16 2021