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there we go Aaron urine I barely know him bro this is I don't remember any of this did I wake up from a dream look at the house I completely forgot about this is good beautiful house is nice how's Grizzy doing looking good Grizzy you're looking at the big ass side thing on the big of the bigger yeah what is the game plan for today fellas neither Fortress um yep nether fortress we're going back to the nether baby that's why I needed my gold boots we should probably get Matt some gold booty sorry Grizzly give me 54 of these and I don't know what to do with them I'll take them not that you already had that everyone should make a boat just in case but make sure you ready to get 47 blocks over the thing that's how you die technically functioning perfectly functioning stairs uh uh also I realize that you need to trade the pig piglands if that's what they're called Full gold bars as opposed to nuggets I was handing them nuggets the entire time and I didn't know seven steak give him steak he needs food I'm gonna go ahead and block this up before someone gets knocked into it also everyone get gold boots I already got him brother Matt make a gold hat [ __ ] it dude slave I'll make you some Matt damn I'm gonna get dripped out I really can I short [ __ ] it again does somebody want my pants you do whatever you want I swear guys at least have a shirt my little necklace I swear to God if we'd die because you want to [ __ ] have your dick hanging around hey wait y'all y'all got Shields oh my God yeah yeah I'll make you a shield hold on I'll make him a shield there you go man y'all ready for Infinity War out here yeah yeah I remember what happened last time we were literally literal Thanos I don't know what the we are are the enemies of ourselves what do you mean oh yeah 27 torches 10 stakes and nine sticks I think I'm ready sounds good let's go to the nether boys [Laughter] they definitely weren't trying to help or anything oh wait oh I need blocks we need blocks no we'll just mine through we'll mine through because then it will save us from Heaven to jump off with the boat all right come on fellas no we went oh God guys what what is that girl on me wait who's he chasing that's gotta be racist yo yo what are you talking about you went through whatever we not fighting anyone no what's he doing are we cool now right we cool go up to him he chase me back here bro go up to him he just wanted a house why would you listening we're good now I'm pulling up with his sword in there they're gonna bro they already got in the wire attacks going on posters you [ __ ] up bro I wanted posters of Chrissy we just walked through it's a whole different world wait where'd everybody go how do you how do you function what I don't have a pickaxe or anything so good luck everyone Matt do you have any tools whatsoever I have nine sticks what is that why is it light why is it lighting why is it lighting okay I thought there was lava dude don't do that at least my ass torches what are you doing get a burn don't put a plank you guys fast far we aren't that far we gotta figure out where we are I'm trying to like find the platform we were on and go from there you know what I mean I have nine sticks I'm gonna block that lava did we see a fortress last time before no but but I feel like it's our best bet to go this way what does that sound why is everything I hear fire I hear fire we're near oh here we go here we go here we go oh really [ __ ] is above me what the hell oh we're at the blue the Soul Sand yeah that's where we died no like blue fire over here oh okay hold on actually it's called Saint Elmo's Fire it can happen at certain albums let's do this certain levels of friction literally falling asleep do you know that I just like trusting you yeah we're just going up until we get to this point and then oh yeah all right let's go this way literally as I said I don't think this way is going to be good either he's chilling we're chilling up here everybody everybody just head on a swivel boys just head in the swivel there we go oh we're fine skeletons around be careful like really unfortunate Matt right click to block okay buddy I have nine sticks I'm gonna get some of this bone this would be good for bone meal okay um let's try and figure this out who just oh my God I thought somebody jumped off the [ __ ] man all right it just kills us all right I forgot if one person dies all day yeah trust me why I you know where you can build Bridges anywhere Matt defies him jumping into the light I have nine sticks who the [ __ ] screaming at me [Applause] I'm just making sure you're on Lost holy [ __ ] it's a boy wait did you say officer there's a boar there's a boar do I have some gold on me I do I do I do what's up little buddy put them in a hole put them in a hole don't let him know I'm trying to I'm trying to trap him you do not punch him back in do not punch him back in that's a lot of enemies [ __ ] use your Shield terrible Grizzy the pig sees you okay what does that mean what does that mean he's gonna attack you that's what it means oh man love me bro braces Pig Dead characters are fighting each other they are they're good oh yeah he's escaping oh my god dude can we catch this one piglet oh my god dude he's fine everything's fine everything's okay no need to panic there's a lot of guys these guys are cool he gave us leather great wait sweetie give me some gold no no that's not me sorry I don't know I'm not [ __ ] looking yeah [Music] brother you're covered in Gold oh hello hold on a new friend is this guy another guy look out hold up yeah let's wait this time to jump hey guys Matt did you what do you mean what do you mean what do I mean Matt there you go what do you mean what do I mean what do you mean hey man howdy excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me trying to place a block trying to place a blocker trying to place a block excuse me guys just move just there you go yeah I don't think it's worth making the jokes this was not oh it's never safe a puffer's day Pig oh he's straight he's straight he's straight well I don't care about his sexual orientation I just [ __ ] want to know where he is I knew somebody was gonna make the [ __ ] joke what's the worst this pig could do it yeah all right we found the fifth member of the Minecraft series I'm making a furnace cook the meat oh that's a lot of me bro put put the if you have meat put it in the furnace holy [ __ ] this area is kind of crazy this is kind of nuts dead ass I don't really love being here no no it's not a great spot I probably wouldn't build a house tell you what real estate really cheap though I wonder why Detroit [Laughter] hold on not hold less experience fellows come on you didn't have to wait ah so just me huh yeah it's a hole fellas what what where is Matt oh no we gotta help him we gotta help him we gotta help him Shield up oh God wait he's oh wait wait we got shot he got shot you're good Matt you're safe with me what the [ __ ] yeah you're fine get your pickaxe out man get your pickaxe out and hold right click to Shield all right little one's gone he [ __ ] off he's got scared yeah I'm with you I'm with you let's kill it let's kill it all right me watching black oh my God you did you see me watching hey guys yeah you said the big one sorry did we leave the meat in the furnace yeah [ __ ] I'ma just like take the ground yeah yeah there's lots of woods down there that's the thing down there that's the issue okay how has he not learned this yet am I dying via pig attack or am I dying via falling out you're not dying at all Matt I'm putting that out in the universe brother no way Matt doesn't die this episode back in the universe hasn't died no no that's literally impossible thanks guys I think that's a statistical impossibility Grizzy I think that's what they call those Enderman about that where is he oh he's got a block yeah I hit him Smitty's getting haunted I'm waiting for him I'm waiting for him the coward he left Enderman flew away oh Smitty's doing gold nuggies look at him something is up with this game today what is this y'all put a new mod I set the ethnicity parameters in the servers it's a danger scale and it's like some South Park it's suspicious of me but they're very suspicious of you guys I just want to say it's been a little bit in the Nether and we're doing okay oh why would you say that why the [ __ ] would you say that if you guys what's going to happen regardless no matter what I had what I had to say man what the [ __ ] you're probably right I got a pickaxe so I figured I'd put it to work you are literally wasting the one tool I gave you it is gone oh wait what the [ __ ] I got 64 nuggies it's good here yeah let me let me put down my crafting bench for you oh where's that [ __ ] hold on yeah we're gonna continue to Walk This Way okay I don't even see him see fire hold your Shield up he's out of frame bro he is out of frame he's that a chunk render it's ridiculous that's you your [ __ ] I know that's you come here that's the same guys running away fish come on this is awesome Eddie I know oh my God I'm picking my ass coward what waiting he hurts doesn't he no it's not too bad no way he's gone just beard he was one hit and he's like I gotta heal gotta heal you like my bigger yeah I'm looking at him I'm looking at him come on Brother come on hold up oh you all hit all his attack to wish me it would help holy [ __ ] Mr Smitty's fight this is Smitty's fight [ __ ] helping we need ender pearls brother dude man it's got jumped bro actually wait a minute [ __ ] dude I should not be sprinting I should not be allowed to touch that key today true Jesus this is a [ __ ] drop fellas why'd you do that well I made it offer did it so we did it okay I'm gonna make some more pork chops you know we should get this obsidian so we could go back no matter what I agree grab it oh yeah we can have like a crying obsidian doesn't work by the way no I know I know this is magma if you have a diamond pickaxe if you have uh pork chops come put them in the furnace I probably do I just don't know I have nine sticks Matt can't wait till Matt loses those nine sticks but you have ender pearls give me those I think I picked one up Matt you're gonna die with them bro please but then if I die we all die it's fine you know what yeah that's a good point that's a good point how much uh food does everyone have I got six cook salmon crazy how many obsidian do you have Matt what about you I have two what I have five steak okay all right you're good why'd you put your sticks in here you need to do something with them [Music] oh I have no idea okay follow me Matt are you okay hi no definitely not that sentence holy [ __ ] dude I can't believe it we found it what does it look like holy [ __ ] is that the big black Bridge yep bro how the [ __ ] are we gonna get over there um we go down this way okay and then we go down this way and then we watch out for that hole I'm gonna block that and then across like this all right I'm following you all right now my gas shows up and ruins the entire plan a terrible Fortress we all got it you're not you're not special dog yeah but I got it first thanks for not telling me there's a giant [ __ ] hole in the left side and I almost done oh [ __ ] oh my God okay so these things fellas use your Shields yeah yeah you need to wait we can't deflect it no so we need to kill these guys and get well I remember what we said about the shield come on what's your health at Matt plenty Matt you should eat yeah uh yeah this one's right here [ __ ] that guy whoa that guy will follow the Wither no he's just jumping off please wait play spawn right here right here just wait wait till he shoots and then attack oh [ __ ] oh damn damn wait did you break the swan oh no no one told them to be fair no one told them okay that's fine we'll find another one hey man I can't be mad at you I can't be mad I can't and no one told you no one told you because we need to farm them like if once somebody keeps spawning and then we get blaze rods from them that's like the whole point damn I don't know if there's another one here there's no way there's no way I'm not seeing any other spawners what about down here is pretty big fortress I don't know that sounded like you really wanted to have hope we can go through here let's go through here let's go through here let's just build into it because there's another part of the chest Wither Skeleton down the hall is he is he a problem yes if he hits you oh you don't know how much health you have and you dream pretty quick go the other one let's check the other way first so if you have a bow and arrow it might it might be defend from him Shield like run shield and bow and arrow another Diamond here puffer come get the diamond and the obsidian in here okay he's already stacking the diamonds and if one of us dies we all die you said it yourself oh wait wait another that's got to be another spawn yeah that's a lie yeah it's below like little fire flakes is that actually a spawn hold on we could drip out our horse iron horse armor what it's time to survive Bells oh yeah there's a spawner guys where how'd you do you break into it don't worry guys I'll take it out oh well it just got hella bright holy [ __ ] is our way down not really it's like down below it's weird hold on don't come near me I'm Excavating I'm seeing what the situation is that's a lot of them back I'm gonna hide in this corner where it's safe Matt why are you in the window what's your health at okay I'm gonna break open one one window here I'm shooting them I'm shooting them with arrows I actually don't know what this is did you hit him with like an a spectral Arrow so I guess so can I get them through the window yeah break one of the windows so they can't come through and just hit them as they run by I'm gonna try and create a part I'm gonna try and create an area where we could go down they aggregate on me let me go up for a second another one's dead my god dude there's so many hey man see we would we would not have all this one oh I'm about to get over here how many times it doesn't matter I keep killing him oh okay we're chilling we're chilling I feel accomplished hold on I have I have six I have six all right we need like ten okay what are these things we're getting they are for ender pearls and they create eye Of Enders and we need 12 of them to get to the end I don't know why I asked I can't [ __ ] hit this guy I think there's one right above you please for the love of God it's dead no drop okay now kill them when they spawn crank him as fast as possible oh [ __ ] you guys it I am damn man they're like ass here all right don't help I guess yeah ain't got a sword so I have I still have six Matt no I saw you looking at it [ __ ] nice how many I have six I have six I have nothing yeah give them to me if you have them I can stack I have one blade Matt do you have any I have another wart can you double check and make sure you don't just look at your inventory I swear to God I think you have pork chops and you're just not saying anything I don't I I send my screen this video what show my pork chops all right guys we have a way out of here okay okay I filled us a portal you built a portal right here that's genius nice yeah let's uh let's get one more thing so we have 11. me and Matt are just like holding up the shields like I am as well bro I don't trust this [ __ ] hey what's going on down there nice damn none I see a mushrooms [Laughter] I'm talking to that [ __ ] whoa who wants to go see Fast and Furious someone shoot him please don't hit me [Laughter] thank you damn bro quick work I mean we have ten but like I mean we could come back we gotta pull it no no no I'm dedicated I ain't coming back here bro I'm not [ __ ] leaving watch above come on that's it hey Pop you got the windows up uh yeah hold on okay you got a huge 12. exactly like I said let's get out of here all right let's leave oh wait do we have the Accord someone go to a previous episode what what happened no we just need to remember where we are let's go come on can we be uh very far probably yeah I know nah no shot or by Winter by winter all right to the trees to the trees fellas let's try and get our bearings you're going to the place where there's no anything no I mean it's not like increased spawners at night too yeah chicken yeah this should be fun yeah I'm hungry take that the chickens I'll put the furnace down for you there's a zombie I got it bro you're nothing do you know what I just saw in there you're nothing you're pathetic that is a new look on life we are very far from the house we are like four thousand we are like 7 000 uh blocks away you're more than welcome to go back in another if you want if we want we could just wait out the night here and then we can start making the Trek unless this is a moving episode now no I'm not leaving the house I like our home we worked hard in that [ __ ] house we spent a whole two minutes on that house creeper old video because because see we're very far from the house sorry I didn't mean I hit you with my wart okay these guys are just in a whole different world I mean that's crazy I don't think I ever opened myself I definitely did I can check I just need here I'm just gonna I'll work on food and [ __ ] I'm gonna build a Fortress of Solitude [Laughter] [Laughter] oh that's awkward what's going on I'm trying to protect myself guys I'm looking at footage of the coordinates oh we're [ __ ] helping I'm trying oh wait hold on I had so I saw it I saw I just saw some very good news we are a thousand blocks away well time to tell some stories fellas no there's a chicken somebody take the chicken somebody take the chicken no no we ain't moving we gotta go back brother oh we're going back go bro get someone get this chicken get the chicken to the cold out of the goddamn furnace bruh who knows what we'll see on this journey on the way back fellas thousand blocks bro maybe we'll find another Village oh no that's fine it's fine I don't know Matt hopefully they like you this time Matt do you know that hit the Villager I I didn't we literally did we literally did you literally 100 I am getting a bird right now do it you have one pass go right now that's crazy 28. not many people get this opportunity do it but but my career what's worth it more to you buddy come on now I forgot I did this oh my [ __ ] god we found your big brother get my big brother on you don't recognize you know stand right next to him oh my God no way y'all taking the thumbnail from I'm gonna get one oh my God that is perfect beautiful I hope dude there's got to be some way to photoshop that's where he's grabbing his waist on the wall you and me both I want to get so quiet when I said that I love ransacking oh blast furnace wait that's actually big just being a [ __ ] villager you just mind your own business a bunch of minions roll up and just [ __ ] ransack your [ __ ] and dip I got a blast furnace yo what the [ __ ] do you want oh I hit him I hit him what not to die 8 000 blocks away from our home fellas yeah we've done well hello pigger are you guys still okay okay I know you got the pass bro but you can't push it like that nah that expired that [ __ ] got a 30 second every day no way there's another Village what what yeah it's right here no way two Villages two villages in like 30 square meters maybe we should move here how long this is a nice spot dude this is a big ass Village bro this [ __ ] spans yeah there's definitely a second minion around here I can't find a friend I see a man I see him down in the Square he said that he's in the town Village Town Square get down there my friend man don't look at them wrong little baby villager have we seen one of these yet maybe oh baby little baby villager right here he jumping on the bed that ain't safe dog that ain't safe you gonna break your neck I'm gonna take a [ __ ] on his mouth again I know we're in Minecraft but like you can't be doing this we should keep going while the Daylight's out actually oh let's take some beds grab a bed oh we should take all their beds again and then ring the bell so they all go into one house find a Bed fellas I'm taking your bed I'm taking the kids bed roast is having a good time you're just running and you like it he was jumping on the bed you fake it he falls on the floor fellas meet out of the village there's 360 degrees outside why is it so small okay but everyone put your beds down right here let's go we can't do it in the open we're gonna die what do you mean we're gonna die the mobs still move even when we're sleeping just do it now we could have woken up by this point all right all right all right my bed glitched my bed glitch no what do you mean I put it down oh my God there's more beds up here God damn it come here I'm sleeping in here guys all right great you need to get Grizzy your bed he's snuggling up what are you doing hold on fellas hold on let me make some room in here there we go perfect clown Carney clown carring this [ __ ] good morning fellas all right let's get moving come on this way oh I have a bed it's a rabbit you'll have the [ __ ] beds tomorrow this is super nice over here I'm saying beautiful bro we've built such a nice home Grizzy I don't want to hear it yeah I was literally shocked by it when we spawned in like an abomination uh well Matt well we're kind of short my guy what does that mean get the [ __ ] out wait hold on we gotta go hold hold puffer hold I have to do something here boy your boy we got ta die on him we absolutely can't name him Terence they always was that okay I thought you just hit our dog he did Matt bro why what's he gonna do he's growling I'm actually angry at you kill the boy sit sit what am I you [ __ ] smacked their dog don't bite definitely bite Matt give this to 120 pound pit bull named Daisy give that to the dog hit right right click oh my god dude all right so that dog's gonna be mad at Matt the entire time yay so we're gonna have to put it down stay press rent for you it's either Matt or dog pick one Smitty oh wow oh my God all right I'll look away I'll go get another one the dog was about it too I'll get another dog god damn it come here you stupid [ __ ] bro all right I got another one I'm good I'm over it damn [ __ ] dead bro that's his grave now yeah we should make it a grave we gotta make it a great where did it die where did it die right here right here on this Arrow okay that's not a dog crazy I need that thank you rip brother pour one out for the homies [Laughter] you make sticks how is this episode before never mind never mind I'm full of inventory I have a job hold on I got a job fair the fella since I had to partake in it we need grass you need a grass you need grass here you go I don't know if it needs grass though but it might rest in peace Laquanda Nica that was it was Terence wow his name's a real one sorry I got it a little wrong everyone leaves some nice words actually it's a good idea I put my last word oh my God no we he seems to be going for Matt still he's gonna eat Terence it looks like see what I wrote Matt uh I barely knew you literally yeah so uh no he's going to the flower look bruh the flower is pollinate is pal pollinating the flower look at that oh he's got a little [ __ ] bum now yeah [Laughter] okay let's get the [ __ ] out of here Terence you better stay above water brother let's go what are you gonna do with it he's gonna teleport he's gonna tell her he'll be fine whoa dolphin where's my food bro I always got snacks for the boat should we sleep again when we get to land I think we'll be fine yeah all right uh well someone has my bed go to go to the right go to the right go to the right we're fine right on this beach The Landing Normandy turtle oh my god dude they're going to the ocean let them let them go let him go let nature let nature do it get picked off by seagulls zombies you are not a seagull you are not a seagull Matt you're not a seagull [Music] that was like Twisted Shout what the Beatles me when I jerk off without Lube [Laughter] Shake It Up baby this is a this is weird I know this is weird what a weirdly generated part of the map Hey where's my dog that [ __ ] dead bro I'll get a wolf closer to home oh another wolf there's five of them behind you I got another one you're a dog [ __ ] Terence V3 you can't even give him another name that's [ __ ] up okay Terence the third like what like what do you mean it's a little better now we're talking that's what my dad was [Laughter] yeah there was three other Nelly bunnies I wanna push this brown sheep down the hole not the white one reparations baby reparations that's the opposite oh wait yeah wait a buffer no no wait I misread the situation we haven't done arts and crafts once yet the most [ __ ] creative house ever what do you mean I did a 360 and lost my bearing people go back to that video they put it in the Louvre all right what the [ __ ] is a Louvre the Louvre don't you can't just say it in Spanish and make it easier I need to go to the bathroom one of the most famous art museums in France Chrissy you walked right into that one oh I'm seeing the trees wait wait wait this looks like we would have started Anew yeah but when you see them it's gonna feel like home that's what I'm saying I [ __ ] see them we need to see them we need a series of signal fires built on mountains to get home wait this is spawn right here yeah this is fun oh oh my God oh my God fellas get up oh my [ __ ] god look at all the trees Matt come on I'm come all right let's deposit all our [ __ ] oh my trees everybody get inside everybody get inside I'm I'm blocking yourself I'm all blocked up we need to we need to drop everything first no I'm tired you always say you're tired I'm in bed I'm in bed this [ __ ] get rid of this time yeah well I don't have anything to put away because y'all didn't trust me with nothing but guess who didn't die I'm proud of you not a single person died literally proud of you [Music] and it set everything back up my friend all right okay all right ready for bed every chance okay all right one final sleep boys we didn't die this episode holy [ __ ] hey yeah so my none of my [ __ ] dogs made it what happens [Music] foreign
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Keywords: minecraft, minecraft mod, minecraft survival, minecraft funny, minecraft challenge, minecraft hardcore, minecraft hardcore survival, hardcore minecraft, minecraft hardcore mode, smii7y, smii7yplus, smii7y+, smii7y plus
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Length: 38min 55sec (2335 seconds)
Published: Sat Jun 03 2023
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