Man FAKES His RESUME To Get Job, He Instantly Regrets It | Dhar Mann

for you guys to see this unit it is one of the most popular hasn't been empty long check it out it comes fully furnished as you can see this place is nice yeah it is it's great should jump on it how much did you say the rent is again 3 000 big ones three thousand dollars oh you know what you guys i gotta take this call so i'll be right back just feel free to look around okay okay all right hello why'd you even set up an appointment if you knew the rent was this expensive we're wasting slaves time oh just relax paul you're overthinking it and plus i mean you are still trying to go in with me on this 50 50 right that's not the issue yes i can afford 1500 but come on man we both know you can't you're unemployed oh right it's almost as if i didn't already work that out and find a way for me to get the place um how should i phrase this free 99 what are you what are you even talking about all right i'll clue you in take a look this is the ad for the property manager position right and if you note the fine print right here that's fifty percent off the rent so you know if we take the grand total of three thousand dollars minus fifteen hundred from that discount plus you my good friend who are willing to cover that if we roll back the tapes you already said then i think that takes me down to a sum of zero pretty genius right they're not going to give you that management position it says experience required oh god you just keep poking holes in my dream except ba-boom i have seven years property management experience now you don't let me say this this resume isn't entirely made up why is it saying you have licensed general contractor yep and it says it right there on the paper so i guess it must be true look man the last time you tried to change a light bulb you nearly brought the house down they are not going to believe this man even if they do you realize this is an actual job right this is work no it's not are you kidding me look i have been on property management forums all week and i'll tell you what they do according to them take out the dumpster once a week and slap an eviction notice on a door if the tenant doesn't pay in time every once in a while it's going to be a piece of cake and why even say you're a general contractor i'm getting the feeling it's a little too complicated for you so let me just break it down hello class i'm mr roberson business principle number one over promise under deliver once i get the job i set those expectations low must i teach you everything paul or except it's the other way around yeah and what happens when she checks your references you mean that list of phone numbers first of all she won't because no one does it's just a mind game anyways but even if she did i have already got it figured out i bought all the numbers online routed them to my girlfriend's phone number and uh yeah man what did you think i was some sort of an amateur with this stuff i am like the macgyver of this sort of thing i've got all my bases covered my dear friend oh now let's get you looking a little more crazy stop stop that doesn't make this right i've told you this but your actions always have a way of coming back to you this is no different look as much as i appreciate the sermon maybe you could at least wait until sunday before you start preaching father look she's coming back so just be cool hey kathy welcome back um so how did the phone call go did it go well it did but actually it was the couple i showed the unit to this morning and they are interested too so we will take it all right fantastic good i think you guys are gonna love this place here's a rental application you can just fill it out perfect um and i'm also interested in applying for the property manager position how would i go about doing that really that is great because this place has been so hard to take care of by myself but do you have experience oh of course i do in fact i have years of experience as a property manager and i am even a general contractor i feel like i'm hitting the tenant jackpot no way this looks really impressive i think we're ready to just fill out all the paperwork if you are you want to follow me to my office yeah will do we'll be right behind you all right okay hold on man are you sure this is a good idea tim a good idea dude i just landed us our dream apartment you should be thanking me but what happens when she finds out you're lying i don't know how many times i have to tell you this before it gets through your head but she won't okay in a few months from now my bitcoin mining operation will be netting us so much money that i'll more than be able to easily pay for my half of the rent i mean probably be able to help us upgrade to that penthouse apartment upstairs that i really want so just relax man take a chill pill there you go oh thanks mom real for everything really especially getting me these i i promise i'll pay you back soon you're welcome sweetheart i just hope that this business is actually a success what do you mean i feel like all of my businesses have been successful okay uh well hey at least i broke even on that nft marketplace i uh broke even ish i get it i haven't had the best track record with all of this stuff i i know this time it's different you know i i can see it's like i can't fail with this one you know people make money hand over fists doing this stuff why not me right we'll see i'll call you later i love you honey love you too mom yeah bye paul i'm sorry yeah oh have a nice day yo what is in this why is so heavy i i don't know man hey hold on woody come help me move in the rest of your boxes yeah i'm sorry man but i am setting these computers up and right now that's the priority even these computers what is this this this is this is your thing this is the the bitcoin mining operation yeah you could say it like that but i really like to think that these are my uh millionaire minting machines they're going to set us up in a penthouse apartment someday so maybe don't scoff or shake your head so much all right i mean come on these are top of the line equipment super computers very very expensive five thousand dollars a pop and they are i think a little bit more lucrative than moving boxes so all right but still don't you need more than this and you don't you need more power yeah technically that's correct but look at it this way this is just a start once we see a little bit of success some money starts rolling in now i have a proof of concept from my mom and i can hit her up for some real dough and we can scale this up are you expecting anyone or no not that i know hey tim i hope nothing's going well can i borrow you for a few seconds yeah uh well i'm actually kind of busy i'm in the middle of something right now is everything okay okay yeah it's just janine in unit 208 she just has a little problem with one of her wall sockets oh wait well you know what i bet if you just call an electrician they'll be able to handle that in a sec for you so uh but you are a general contractor i'm pretty sure you can fix it ah yes right you are yeah um sometimes i just forget how talented i am i'll do that in just a sec but uh first i need to get all my stuff together no problem i'll be right here what am i supposed to do i mean i didn't think she was gonna come to me with stuff like this yeah i i don't know man i that's why i tried to tell you this was gonna happen i told you something yeah you told me so so are you gonna give me a lecture or are you going to help me figure this out because i need a solution all right okay look um she said it was an electrical issue so maybe just try flipping a breaker break break and flip what i don't understand wait are you serious you don't know what a breaker is should i tim i don't want to keep janine waiting okay just a sec great i'm doomed i mean no actually i um i think i have an idea hey kathy um unfortunately i was looking around and i can't find my toolkit anywhere i think i must have left it at my old place so i have a tool kit oh my god you have one well the only thing about that is that there are certain tools that are you know only in like more expansive kind of professionals tool kits that i might need if the job gets a little more complicated so i wouldn't want to show up without it what do you need um well uh there's a specific kind of screwdriver that um you might not have it's a little rare kind of hard to find but what you need a phillips a flathead look i've got i've got tri-wing hex star i got them all actually it's none of those okay i hope it's not that that that square one you know what it is no yeah so i'm sorry it's here it's been there the whole time this is it should look at that let's do this great wow well then i guess we're all set wish me luck paul good luck man good luck do you want me to do anything with your uh little computers again no i please don't touch those they're updating and if you reset them i'll have lost a lot of times okay tim let's let's go yeah but have fun general contractor yeah you got this yeah how's it going okay that one i i can't for the life let me figure out what's wrong with it well you are in good hands here because tim is a general contractor oh really now yeah so he'll be able to fix it really quick that is correct so let's just take a look all right ah hmm interesting interesting what do you what do you think it is um well you know i would say that is definitely a wall socket all right so we all knew that i mean what do you think's wrong with it oh right right of course yes well you can't rush these things but off the top of my head just from my experience so the first thing we should do is break the flipper what's a flipper that's a good question it's a little complicated i understand you're maybe not as used to the terminology essentially it is what is circulating the power through this whole space keeping control of all that and you know sometimes you just need to get broken i think you mean flip the breaker yes i do i mean sorry sometimes i forget to put it in layman's terms for everyone no problem well anyway i am so sorry but i do need to run for an appointment so you're in good hands i'm sure tim will have it up and running really quick right tim thank you you're welcome thank you tim yeah bye now kathy take care okay so if it was the breaker i don't think the lights would be on oh right you are god you are good at this stuff huh i'm gonna try something else now because i have another idea now that you've mentioned that all right um kind of yeah let's try something else maybe if i could sorta are you sure you want to do that uh maybe you should turn the power off it might be hot hot um i don't know it feels pretty cold to me look i'm the expert here and i i think i know what i'm doing i just need to tweak with it a little bit it'll be fixed in just a sec all right tim oh whoa what happened you okay oh yeah man i am fantastic no if you can't tell i was uh recently electrocuted you see did you try flipping the breaker like i told you well yeah obviously and that went super well as you can see what a horrible day what a horrible horrible day well what did kathy say is she really upset no luckily she basically wasn't there so i just told her that you know it was the shawty electrical work of the last guy she bought it kind of feels bad for me and i think i even scored a few sympathy points so let's just hope that lasts wait tim come on all right look man this this whole thing has gone too far you know you could have died look tim you gotta go back over there just go tell her the truth come clean no no no no absolutely not after everything i've been through are you kidding me plus i'm not gonna pass up a sweet spot like this and you think i almost died or whatever but it is worth risking my life for a place as good as this so without further ado if you'll excuse me i have a few things go check on something what what the dude what did you do why are my computers off perhaps because you knocked out the power in the whole building no great now we got to reset everything everything's gonna be updating and now it's gonna take a million years just to get back to where we were and what now hi kathy tim i'm so sorry to bother you again but we have another emergency what is it now uh the toilet next door there's a problem can you just come take a look um yeah you know the thing is i just kind of got home and i haven't fully showered yet made myself presentable is there any way you could just you know maybe call a plumber to take care of this one for now i did i tried but the one we use is unavailable i i'm so sorry but it's okay just get ready just don't take too long okay i'll i'll wait right hey sure thing i will take care of that in just a sec just give me [Music] oh god this job was supposed to be easy i don't give me that look so what how do you plan on getting out of this one she just said it was a clogged toilet right i bet that's something a plunger could fix right that's it i'll get a plunger excuse me sorry again about the back to back issues and i'm hoping this one won't be that complicated oh no it's fine i'm hoping so too kind of counting on it thinking maybe you know hey this plunger should probably be enough to do the trick i kind of think if it was that simple the tenant would have done it himself i think he tried that but it's probably going to be like replacing pipes or something like that nothing in general can't fix yeah good luck see it let me know how it goes oh good come in oh yeah oh no no look i got i i've already told you i've already tried that yeah i know but i'm out of ideas man this is what i've got there's obviously something wrong with the pipes you're you're going to have to open up the wall that sounds really complicated look i'm sorry mister but maybe you should just call like a professional but kathy told me you're a professional wait a minute you are a licensed contractor right yeah man well look i think i better call no no no no come on look i get you're right i'm i'm a professional so i got this just give me a sec okay wait are you watching a youtube video you well you know what us general contractors have a lot of different things we need to know how to do and sometimes we just need a little refresher okay all right look here start with this uh take the toilet out and then we'll see what how do we go from there you really seem like you know what you're doing why don't you just fix it yourself mr wrench no what with my bad back i couldn't lift anything that heavy besides that's what you're here for besides that's what you're here for so you guys have seen everything we're very excited to move in yay and we just hired a brand new property manager so this place is going to be amazing oh just oh my gosh i am so sorry i'll be right back got an emergency oh no what in the world happened here he flooded my whole apartment that's what happens what water's coming into my apartment oh no you didn't flood the entire building tim oh what's up general contract you good i am far from good i got fired on my first day on the job if you can believe it so i mean come on man i'm not surprised huh thanks for that wait hold on does that mean we we gotta move now no no no look i i talked to her and she said as long as we can still pay the full rent we can stay but now you know i have to go to my mom again and ask for help with that so that is wonderful hopefully she says yes yeah hopefully what happened open your pants all the way i don't really want to get into it man but the whole building is flooded everyone's losing their minds over it you didn't know that no we're good i mean i've been upstairs the whole time maybe the pipes are different well no our pipes when you you've been upstairs the whole time so then you haven't been down here dude maybe it just hit the downstairs oh my god my computer no no no come on come on please oh please just don't be ruined maybe maybe i wouldn't plug that in while it's still wet great yeah i know i just ruined my big hello mom no no yeah well when i uh i called you earlier it was just because i i needed a little help with some money stuff and no not for the bitcoin thing actually although yeah that too but um you need a little help with rent mom hey wait mom mom come on can i just slow slow down for a second just hey hey mom hear me out gang mom i can't believe it she hung up on me hey man why don't you just uh answer it no no i'm not answering it it's come on it's probably cat yeah well just just tell her i'm not home okay she's gonna know you're home yeah open the door the power's now out in the whole building what have you done and i just spoke to the contractor's board and they said they've never even heard your name lying on an application is a federal crime know it's not sunday but i tried to tell you your actions will always have a way of coming back to you they're having a two-on-two competition at light echo park this friday you want to go school dances this friday are you going i was thinking about it we make a great scene i thought you're gonna ask him to the dance i was about to maybe you and i hey little kids you

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