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see that's the thing arturo if it's one thing that i will not tolerate is dishonesty that's why we had to let her go i still can't believe mary would do something like that you know i wonder what happened to her either way it's unfortunate but oh oh how's that presentation coming along that you and jacob are working on now you do remember that if she signs this is a huge win for the firm so come on tell me something good and me and jacob are actually meeting in just a couple minutes let me go through this whole presentation jacob are you okay i just found out oh sit down sit down buddy sit down it's okay here have some tissues okay sorry buddy talk to us what's going on i just thank you it's okay i just found out that my my grandmother passed oh jeez sorry i'm sorry buddy hey you just recently had another grandma passed it yeah yeah was this one that on my dad's side yeah oh geez buddy i'm so sorry it's okay i i wasn't as close to this one because she lived in florida but it just it still hurts you know oh we know let me understand it's okay yeah i wasn't gonna say anything because i know we have the presentation and i oh hey hey no you don't worry about that this is a time to be with family okay so we got that right arturo you can handle that right pick up where he left off and bring this thing home for us right wouldn't be a problem for you yeah yes of course yeah no i got it i got it yeah i i don't know i feel really bad are you sure no hey hey we're positive it's okay all right you go and be with your family we're team we got this okay thank you thank you hey it's no problem hey buddy take care of yourself okay hey hey arturo why don't you welcome to his car huh for more support yep that's a great idea i'll be right back okay jacob jacob wait up the hardest part is just knowing i'll never hear her call me nano anymore yeah i can only imagine dude i'm so sorry it makes me want to spend more time with my grandma why grandparents are so old who because of what you just said you know how you wish you spent more time with her and oh yeah no i made that up just like i made up that story about my grandma passing sorry what well yeah i know it was an oscar-worthy performance but come on she had tears and everything oh yeah uh where is it [Music] yeah lip balm i looked it up online you just put some right under your tear ducts not only does it make tears come it also makes your eyes red so it's literally perfect jacob i cannot how what would you lie about something like what is wrong with you man okay you know what you're right it's wrong to lie to your boss under normal circumstances but this situation is different really yes how i started dating this new girl yo hey whoa whoa whoa hey look at this all right her name's nicole all right she's super hot well she got off work early and wanted to hang out so you made up a whole lot about your grandmother dying just to hang out with some girl no she is not just some girl okay she is a hot girl plus she is loaded i looked up her house on zillow it's worth over three million dollars why why wouldn't you just use a pto if you wanted to get off early i used that all up months ago for mardi gras you could have just called in sick anything is better than saying your grandma passed well sick days are all used up too you know there's only so many fake doctor's notes you can give before they get suspicious but nobody questions their grandma's death you know what the best part is i still have two more passes what are you yep both of my grandpas i figured i'd have them both pass sometime next month you know that way i get a few days off since i've been dealing so many tragedies did i [Applause] [Music] i guess at least she's not suffering anymore [Music] okay where was i uh oh oh she's already on the way i gotta go i will see you tomorrow and please make sure you do a good job on that so we both look good huh you and me the dynamic duo let's do the thing come on ready dynamic duo oh you slide dog you jakey [Applause] there our presentation thank you so so much for your help on it uh yeah no okay okay now let's see this prepared by oh jacob the whitman nice really don't you at least want to review it nah i got more important things to do [Applause] you know i still don't understand how you get your own office when i'm working twice as hard as you you gotta be a good talker my friend hmm take the date went well oh yeah it went incredible i mean this girl is so into me i think i'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tonight really and when she says yes in a month i'll probably propose what isn't that a little fast come on you know how hard it is to find a hot girl under 40 with money these days i'm not gonna wait around and let some other opportunity snatch her up oh shoot pete's coming on uh i don't have it jacob what are you doing stop stop stop next just stop freaking out you're stressing the heel just don't don't don't don't be so loud don't be so loud stop hey jacob just checking in on you buddy how you holding up hey uh a little better i just i don't want to believe she's gone yeah i understand remember how hard it was only when i lost my grandmother you know it's like nobody can ever repl hey is that lip balm oh yeah yeah it is huh i know you use this kind oh yeah my lips get really chapped yeah yes you two man the wind just totally does a number on them yeah this stuff is great it works like a charm yeah hey i see a presentation right there oh yes sir you know i feel very good about samantha signing with us tomorrow after she sees these drawings that is excellent i can't wait to review it guys hey look i'm a level with you i cannot stress the importance of this deal okay but with how i know it's going to go tomorrow we are going to have a lot of good news to celebrate huh i like the sound of that excuse me sir your daughter's here okay thank you totally forgot my daughter nicole is visiting the office today she should be around here somewhere oh yeah your daughter yeah my daughter nicole yeah you know what i'm gonna introduce it to you guys i'll be right back okay i'll be right back well that's nice right nicole is his daughter yeah that's what he said no no nicole it's his daughter yeah that's the girl dude what do i do he's gonna find out that i ditched worked going out with eric i told you you shouldn't have lied okay there's no way you're gonna get out of this okay there's just cover for me what no shut up okay they're gonna see you you'll have a big picture of yourself on the desktop move quickly okay just sit here and cover for me what did how did you do what i would do what are you just just hey arturo hello i wanted to introduce you to my daughter nicole nicole arturo it's so nice to meet you likewise hey what happened to jacob he um he went to the restroom you know i i think he's still having a little bit of a hard time oh oh poor guy i feel so bad for him wait a minute is he gonna be okay for the presentation tomorrow ah i'm sure he will be fine oh man that's a really hey sweetie you remember that amazing presentation i was telling you about the one that's going to help us lay in that really big contract yeah yeah meet one half of the dynamic dude right here arturo and jacob masterminded the entire thing i mean it is brilliant hey do you mind if she takes a look at the drawings yeah yeah of course just yeah oh no i'm sorry i meant the digital copy yeah nicole's learning autocad at school so yeah i just wanted her to come in and learn from the professionals on the computer you know yeah we can use next computer why not um a password protected you know it's his computer and it's not right so let's just we can go to my office yeah i have i know it's password protected um i password protected it passwords one two three four come on now come on move arturo yeah move okay now all all right what's going on with people today i mean everybody's losing that jeez and who puts a picture of themselves as their desktop are you serious who does that this guy sweetie come around here no listen let's let's not do that no why not arturo what has gotten into you look i i i made a i made a really a real a really bad mistake this guy he's a perfectionist i told you he made a mistake and he doesn't want you to see it i'm sure your mistake is still amazing sweetie come around here let me show you this guy's genius what happened what happened here you're three o'clock just got here okay okay thanks um i will introduce you to some more people downstairs um arturo thanks for letting us try to take a look at that um if you talk to jacob tell him i hope he feels better okay anyway i'm sorry it's nice meeting you all right yeah what's going on you make me happy honestly i mean that you look absolutely beautiful i honestly you really do yeah mercy that's italian right yes [Laughter] it's just crazy to think that we've only known each other for a few weeks i feel like i've known you my entire life yeah no you are telling me i cannot stop talking about you to everyone that i know [Music] oh that's so cute look how they're holding hands oh hey they're probably celebrating their grandkids 7th birthday we'll still be holding hands like that when we're that old oh yeah you think we're gonna last that long oh i don't think so i know so actually there's something i want to talk to you about tonight really yeah well there's something i also would like to talk to you about oh i put you first no no no i am a gentleman ladies first um okay uh i know that we haven't known each other that long but i was thinking i really want you to meet my dad oh your dad oh do you not want to meet my family no no no it's not that it's just uh i've just never had someone want to introduce me to their dad before that's all there's no need to be nervous okay my dad is super chill trust me there's nothing to worry about you know what yeah you're right actually i think that's a great idea i cannot wait to meet your dad one day oh um i meant today today yeah i i actually invited him to dinner with us tonight i hope that you don't mind that i oh there he is now dad oh oh ah oh you know i actually i gotta use the restroom real fast i'll be right back thank you so much for coming sweetie i'm so excited for you to meet jake uh he just ran to the restroom oh really okay have you guys ordered yet oh not yet but we're about to okay thank you so much okay yes okay that's right [Music] hmm jacob jacob hey buddy what are you doing here oh uh i i was actually just just getting dinner with a friend yeah but i was just about to leave i'm not really doing too well to be honest i'm i'm trying to be strong but it's hard i'm sorry buddy i understand yeah yeah it's okay i enjoy your dinner oh oh hey i forgot to mention my daughter nicole was at the office today i wanted to introduce you to but you were gone somewhere hey she's at her table come on meet her oh shucks you know i i really shouldn't i i'll catch her another time though oh i will hear no such thing it'll just take a second come on i really want you to meet her come on plus i want to talk to you about that thing you said at the office that was funny you're a funny guy [Laughter] that is a good one jake good good wasn't a joke hey sweetie sweetie this is the guy who i wanted to introduce you to at the office today nicole this is jacob why wait you two work together yeah what you two know each other yeah dad jake's the guy i want to introduce you to he's the guy that i'm dating jacob yes are you dating my daughter i love this guy right here thanks i mean i'm still so shocked i mean what are the odds right yeah i know crazy right you know i have got to admit this this is a relief because i was a little nervous about the kind of guy that i was going to meet here tonight because my daughter i love her i do but her track record with guys not the best dad what i mean am i lying where's the lie look for instance the last guy that she dated turned out to be a pathological liar no yeah no he believed that no no he wasn't okay maybe he was maybe all right all right he was he was yeah he was and i'm just glad he's out of your life sweetheart because if it's one thing that i cannot stand is a liar um yeah right honey yeah my daddy's a big teddy bear i am not yes you are don't deny it but if someone lies to him you do not want to see that side really yeah and luckily you never have to worry about hearing from her ex ever again yeah and and this you don't have to ever worry about that with jake because this guy right here he's a stand he is a stand-up guy right and i can tell i can totally tell it hasn't been long but we've pretty much been inseparable since we met i even said that to jake yesterday at lunch yesterday you guys went to lunch yesterday oh oh was that before you found out about this yeah that wasn't that was before okay yeah well i'm glad you were there to come for him in his time of need sweetheart yeah comfort him yeah about his grandma passing no i didn't remember i told you there was something i want to talk about yeah you know oh no i am so sorry for some reason i thought you were going to tell me some some good news i would have never known that it was gonna be something bad yeah well we weren't all that close as i didn't get to see her that often she lived in texas texas i thought you said florida but yeah texas and florida she had two houses huh i see oh but wait you know i just find it odd that for as often as you two talk that you didn't tell dad it's understandable i'm sure he's going through a lot right now yeah no it it i do tend to suppress my emotions if i'm being honest and it's really hard for me to talk about certain things like that okay okay yeah yeah i get it i mean same way with me you know i mean i can count on one hand the number of times i've cried and i'm talking about in my entire life so please what you cry all the time i do not when was the last time you saw me cry um like every other doorman video i do not cry every other darn man you do come on okay okay look those videos really get to me i mean especially that part when they say so you see i mean it's just water works every single time i'm sorry admit it oh but the important thing is you're doing better son you're doing better thanks pop [Music] uh you know what don't get me wrong though all i can do is think about how much i wish my grandma was here right now yeah jakey jakey grandma grandma i sent you a few texts saying i was celebrating my 70th and you said you were out of town uh yeah i i meant to uh you lied to me no no i would never do that nima so your grandma's alive i sure hope so so you made this whole thing up uh no no i didn't um this is actually my other grandma oh oh your other grandma you said your other grandma died last month just how many grandmas do you have jacob it's very smelly past how is that possible i just spoke with her a few hours ago you are a real piece of work you know that excuse me ma'am i'm jake's boss he told me that you were dead because he wanted to get out of work you said what no i i didn't i meant uh uh you know what i think i've heard everything i need to hear and i'm not gonna deal with another liar okay we're finished no no no no no no no please don't you try to contact my daughter again come on sweetie hey no no please nicole baby baby you're fired no please please no boss i needed that job i thought i was getting the promotion just wait until your mother finds out about this oh no i'm so disappointed in you oh hold me up lima please me well please please don't tell my mommy please you know happy birthday happy birthday to you come on everyone happy birthday okay everybody you're not going to believe this she signed yes yes buddy yeah she was absolutely blown away by arturo's presentation [Applause] so i've decided to promote him the vp of sales yeah congratulations buddy yeah yeah hey now let me show you to your new office huh yeah let's go oh well looks like you're taking over my old office pretty fast huh oh no he's not getting your old office he's getting so much nicer assistant and everything wait seriously yeah let me show you come on thank you oh by the way i'm having dinner with my daughter tonight you should come yeah kind of be like a celebratory kind of thing yeah i would love that all right yeah hey you know she's newly single too right oh yeah oh this we couldn't possibly get any worse [Laughter] okay what are you looking at welcome to behind the scenes is my best friend who is of course trying to tell me to do the right thing and of course i do not listen to a single word he says the chemistry is there to be like a dream we know so much about each other how do you know that is it [Music]
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Channel: Dhar Mann
Views: 8,096,328
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Keywords: Dhar Mann, motivation, motivational video, inspirational video, self improvement, self help, self development, personal development, short film, inspirational, life lessons
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Length: 25min 59sec (1559 seconds)
Published: Wed Feb 23 2022
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