MADISON BEER ON OUR RELATIONSHIP!!

this episode of views is brought to you by doordash use codenash for 25 off your order of 15 or more also thank you to honey and better help for sponsoring this episode what's up guys welcome back to views today we have madison beer here everybody too high lower what's up guys we're back to views today we have madison beer here you like that one too no you're right the first one she's a singer songwriter and she's an album coming out february 26th and she's here which is sick and super exciting um i actually met that so i tweeted at madison um like five six years ago i just tweeted at her saying um i love you you're beautiful that's that's what i said and it was like 2015. yeah it was a long time ago yeah and madison [ __ ] liked the tweet and she followed me back and i have no recollection of this like well of course because [ __ ] thousands of people no but it's not like i was liking and following back a bunch of people so i saw my profile picture and you probably saw a future yeah that's definitely what it was but like in true madison form you love nerds it's weird she's like hey this guy's like a [ __ ] loser [Laughter] you have a soft spot for losers of course i do yeah well it's not losers i just people always make fun of me because people are like who are somebody crushes and i'm like they're nerdy david dobrik bo burnham and like nathan fielder and matthew gray gubler matthew gubler don't even talk about him sorry right now it's super obvious that you're into personality and that's important but what's your favorite body part on a guy and maybe hair i'm like a big like [ __ ] i like off the table what's your favorite body part on a girl well i don't have as much to work with that's fair there's a girl have a lot more to work with okay back to how we met so she followed me and then whatever time went by like three four five probably six years a long time went by yeah and we're at the vmas or something in new york vmas i need to contextualize this with the fact that i never seen one of his videos no offense maybe three days before the vmas my friend sam was watching all i heard i was i was staying at his house and all i heard was doo doo doo doo doo and i was like what is this that he's watching every single day and it was so annoying i was like i don't know what this is and i went out and i was like what are these videos with this intro and like you've never seen a david doberg vlog i'm like no and then i just dove into every single one of your videos so it was weird that i ended up seeing the only reason i went up to you and like freaked out was because i just began my obsession with you so like three days before yes literally oh so i was fresh on your mind fresh like i was on a david dobrik kick and then i see you perfect timing i'm like i remember i turned my publicist i was like is that david dope and she's like she was like i think so and then i was like i have to say something i must so then we're at the carpet and then madison like i see her i think we make eye contact and then i turn to some like madison beer it's madison beer and then i turn back around and like pretend like i'm like [ __ ] changing the iso on my camera which i'm not doing anything david doesn't know how to work the iso i was [ __ ] panicking and then um and then and then yeah you walked up to me and she was a fan i was like are you [ __ ] kidding me i was like what the [ __ ] it was like the cr it was like winning the lottery i was like can i remember you were like yeah yes sure i do do i have enough i have a number and then i was surprised because i don't know why like i thought you were not gonna hang out with me i don't think i'm cool at all so i was like he's not gonna actually like hit me up and then i remember after the and then i think i texted you something like like where are you at who texted who first i think i definitely texted you first maybe you did i don't remember but i just remember we ended up having like a really cute night we just like hung out for like yeah bro she invited me over i was a [ __ ] dinner like after the vmas it was just us too and we literally bonded so hard i feel like she texted me she's like you want to come by like my apartment's like it was [ __ ] like 10 30 at night jay i was like what the [ __ ] going on that definitely probably seemed really sad it was very late and i'm like and i'm like playing it cool i don't want to brag that madison's texting me and like i have my friends next to me we're at dinner i was like [ __ ] it i gotta show at least one of them here and i was like look who's texting me that's so funny because i was keeping that dude are you [ __ ] kidding me they were so [ __ ] stoked for me i remember literally you didn't leave till like 4am i didn't know like i think we talked about this before but like i didn't know if i was going there because it was so late like were we going to hook up okay stop you say you're awkward but i know for a fact that you can turn on like the hot madison look in seconds i'm so awkward like people actually think it's like a joke when i say that i'm like very uncomfortable what do we say what do we say i was talking about how we went to we went to some random college party like a while ago oh my god and david we were in some someone's apartment or something and we were in the bathroom mirror and david was like okay everybody like let's take a selfie or whatever and it was me i was like like that why are you gonna [ __ ] like you're making it sound like i'm like this influencer guy who's like time for the selfie okay no no we were just in the moment hanging out and we were like in the bathroom or whatever just trying to figure out what we're gonna do and david went to take a photo and it was like me you and i think cindy okay and you guys are both obviously beautiful and i was like in a slicked back bun like whatever just not in my element at the time i feel like i also remember you being miserable like you did not want to be there everybody's having every couch i want to be here every college trip everybody except me was miserable are you like this no remember i like we were getting really mad at that one kid who wouldn't let us in i was like call him now and tell him to get us in we wouldn't we couldn't get to a frat difficult and you would think if you have madison there it's like [ __ ] game over right but it's like i like she's cool but if you're coming with these guys no way no okay wait continue we just we took this photo and like you guys snapped into like you know just like i don't even know i don't know what it is i don't have a word for it and i was just like trying not to put it in this it was really funny but it's like a superpower what did you say you were like oh i'm glad i brought my brother along i wanted to save this to later but since we're getting right into it you guys know the most expensive liquid in the world if you had to guess what it is most expensive liquid like one of the most expensive liquids in the world just throw out a liquid in korea they they uh like pigs urine or something great you're getting closer yeah cows cow urine or no one of the most expensive liquids in the world this is [ __ ] amazing is horse semen well you probably already know about this jay i know a lot about semen a gallon of horse semen can go for 4.7 million dollars what are you talking about oh if it comes from the right stud so yeah i was reading an article it's like the there's a 15 year old white stallion and he earns his owners 300 000 every time he shoots a load this is in the article oh i don't even know when i got it if they're obtaining the semen i think what's going on oh i know i've seen this before i think they have like oh i watch this on youtube all the time no they have i think i'm totally making this up because i think i've seen it but i don't want to like misrepresent the horse community i think the horses have sex uh with the horses and then right when they're about to finish what i got i'm not kidding i can't a guy comes in and puts like i watch that with you okay yeah yeah are you being serious yeah yeah we did see this yeah we did see a guy jumps in and he grabs the horse semen and then that's it i don't know it catches it no he puts it in a tube because he opens his mouth because it's all worth it depending on how successful your horse is in races people pay so much money for for the for the babies to be made so crazy what a crazy anyway does your album come out february 26th if we're being completely serious is [ __ ] about me [Laughter] has any does it like when you listen to it are you like this could be about me because if that's a thing that raises some red flags listen i know we like we're friends yeah definitely not that close like we haven't like hurt each other like in like an emotional way where you would write a song about me right because i feel like we're very surface level friends like we're not like that's really [ __ ] up you better like redeem myself no i feel like we're not like we're not to the point where you write a song about me but has there ever been something i said other than what i just said now has there ever been a moment that's inspired a part of a song i've never written even a lyric about you david i don't even know that's not even online we all shop online and we've all seen that promo code field taunt us at checkout but thanks to honey manually searching for coupon codes is a thing of the past honey is the free browser extension that scours the internet for promo codes and applies the best one it finds to your cart honey supports over 30 000 stores online they range from sites that have tech and gaming products to popular fashion brands and even food delivery jay imagine you're shopping on one of your favorite websites you go to check out and then boom you use honey and it automatically saves you a percent oh it just pops right up right up you know how i know that how cause i have honey and you're not an idiot that's what i'm not that's how you know that yes what did honey save you money on i bought some honey that's so ironic yeah on purpose i have a beekeeping installation in the back of mine you have to add like artificial honey they like a little of the stuff from the store we i mix it it's homemade your bees are probably so happy they love it honey has found it's over 17 million members over two billion dollars in savings if you don't already have honey you could be straight up missing out on free savings it's literally free and installs in a few seconds and by getting it you'll be doing yourself a solid and supporting this podcast get honey for free at jointhoney.com views that's jointhoney.com views the bees the bees dave close the door back to the podcast you know what i meant though right you know what now my comment section is going to go from this is what david dobrik rejected to this is who david ever considers a surface level friend that's one no no no madison madison i was just i listen can we gloss over that really quick just can we put that to bed no there's no way the surface level no no the rejection thing oh address the cameras don't make sure the camera's running i was telling this thing to i was i'm not even gonna speak i'm gonna let him take the floor with us and just see where he goes i was saying this to jason before i hate the the whole rejection thing like i hate that like people are like this is the girl who david rejected post on instagram tick tock anything all the replies are just and the better you and the better you look in the instagram post the more comments it's like this is the girl who david rejected okay that was the best joke in the roast that jeff had it's a magical night tonight hopefully joe vulpes and david use this opportunity to come out of the closet we all know you guys are gay there's nothing wrong with it there's no way madison beer is not your type david what do you say there's no way madison just not your type and then i texted him and i was like oh so i'm not your type nice really pissed okay so have you ever rejected me no thank you and that's it what does it stem from it was in a vlog i don't know if like you've made jokes being like why don't you guys just date already and like all that kind of yeah we did a podcast once where i was like well i don't know why you guys don't date you seem like you're perfect for each other because and i was much more like yeah i love him and he was like no no no no but like it was the energies were like oh see you're just painting the whole rejection thing even more i was i've always been like down i just think listen i just missed your window no my palms are sweating too much but i think it's funny i never rejected you we just never dated that's it yeah that's the only story one last time i want to just apologize for the service level thing because you know you know what i meant you two knew what i meant right yeah i think we're good friends i just don't think we've ever like like would you consider me one of your close friends if someone was like are you friends with madison beer would you be like yeah i'm friends with her she's an acquaintance yeah is she like a close friend of course no like no i do madison look are you looking at them nothing because jason had something in his hair and i was like i'm holding up cute cards i'm behind you so you can't read them i like you you're fine no the way i see is if someone was like are you are you closer to the medicine be like oh yeah 100 [ __ ] percent like like like if they were like could you call right now i'd be like i can [ __ ] call her right now i can send her text message yeah send her a picture of myself memo whatever it is i don't have absolutely um he talks about you all the time no he doesn't yeah yes i do i love you you're such a liar this is your music video on the day it came out i know when you touched it i was really happy i say this i say this a lot to a lot of people the people that i love the most like i talk the most [ __ ] to their face and talk like the high like the most highest way about them behind the back why i leave crying here every day yeah but when he's gone i can't appear as compliments all right here are some here are some things that i've i've heard i've read i've been doing some research and you guys can tell me if these are true or not when someone says break a leg they actually want you to be in the cast like a cast that's why they say that makes sense did you know frankenstein is uh that's actually frankenstein's monster frankenstein's not actually called frankenstein frankenstein's the doctor that bill frankenstein i read the book frankenstein spotify it's true i set you up bro so why is his wife called his wife what yeah did you not just hear what i just said did you say you read well you like nerdy guys so yes i actually have the audiobook for frankenstein on spotify you want to hear a snippet after so much time spent in painful labor to arrive at once the summit of my desires was the most gratifying consummation who turned on are you right i don't think you just can see what does conservation mean yeah what does consummation mean consummation when you can't poop you got it end of discussion um constimation is when you um make the marriage official consummation yeah yeah you got it good job david taylor [Laughter] that was good it was good really good so madison you have a story about people pooping on each other pardon something from our private conversation from years ago that you told me about and i just found it so interesting you have a story about a couple that used to poop on each other why in the [ __ ] are we doing this i'm really curious like what did they do okay thank you like everything you could do like what is that she told me that like she would [ __ ] and he would like jerk off over her while she was like you can't get this on fallon but if she sees this and she's like you [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't know their names you never even in private you never told me their names i'll give you fifty thousand dollars if someone comments on this and goes oh yeah that's her friend amy i'll have her i'll have her comment on it [ __ ] amy there she goes talking about [ __ ] again someone can guess who you're talking about that's [ __ ] you gotta [ __ ] sherlock holmes watching this [ __ ] because that's pretty that's pretty badass i told i said david looks really skinny to me and his hair looks really good he got a haircut yeah i weigh 153 but you've no and i asked him if he lost a bunch of weight and he was like no dave you only weigh 153 well that's without that's lovely that's without my penis oh i weighed myself completely naked the other day and i tied my penis to the ceiling and yeah and yeah with without penis 153 with like 170. but yeah how tall my 510 there's no way wait that's the part that confused you about that story no no i'm definitely 5 10. this is interesting i wanted i wanted i wanted to play this game here because you play this and i think it's the [ __ ] scariest thing in the world it's the game where you whisper someone to something about a per it's explaining it's honestly like kind of like a mean game but you have to play with people that you're but you play with people you're you're close with so you know how you make jokes at your friends that are like mean you can only really do that to people you're close with so basically it's this game where you sit in a circle with all of your friends and i'll whisper something to jason and i'll basically say like point to the person in the room who you think takes the least amount of showers a week and then oh sorry he'll point at someone he'll point at somebody but like no one knows what we what i said to him other than us too and then you flip a coin if it's heads you have to reveal what the question was and if it's tails the question dies and no one ever knows so then whoever was pointed to is just paranoid but there's also just the rule you can't tell someone like that's like never you can never tell anybody no all right this is a round of paranoia if it makes you uncomfortable it's because it's supposed to leaning in i can't hear [ __ ] i'm 50. okay so i asked her a question now you point to the answer jason and that's the game wow that's it no no we're gonna flip it i'm not gonna flip a coin if it lands on tails the question dies the question dies you'll never get to know what i asked her and you'll be paranoid and uh and if it lands on heads we'll tell you what the question is tails really that's the rules you're not allowed to play any shenanigans afterwards that's the game yes i know it sucks what a blue balling experience just for the sake of the show i i just gave her an easy one and i said who's the oldest in the room that's it because i you know lame you got to watch somebody else okay another one another one madison go to jason no i don't want to play madison you natalie do it to me you on that you go we gotta give them a good one [Laughter] oh damn see this is why paranoia is so [ __ ] how is that so funny who's the worst at sex all right now give one more do one more okay natalie's whispering into jason's ear jason's nervous to say it because he doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings this is [ __ ] up i know that's what he's doing so he's always really bad hurt people's points i don't like this at all you know when you were you were a kid and you had a friend that you're really mad at and you're like i don't know maybe this was just me but i was like we should all like sit in a circle and just write down like what we don't like about each other like this game is that in like real life yeah it's really it's really bad point to somebody yeah thank you oh me the whole [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] okay so if it lands on hats i'll flip the coin it's tails go go go flip it what is that that's tails right what kind of coin is this one david buster's tail his [Laughter] you play this game you have a question we're playing with three people yeah you're right and like all the gross ones are just going to go to jail yeah if we were in a group of like 10. all right let's do one more jay you you whisper to madison jay but you gotta make it jumpy you gotta make it juicy i know you're i know you're capable of making a juicy okay now jason's asking madison was hers like a mean one like that yeah she [ __ ] me up good wait that was mean that yeah i thought it's supposed to be me it is it is but it's like oof and i'm only picking between them two yeah between natalie and i yeah i mean i know let's remind you he calls i know the answer i can tell you no go with david but i don't i don't think either of them either of you if it is heads i am contextualizing but i actually don't think either of you oh [ __ ] that's heads it's not even bad it was just who's the most insecure because i'm conceited that was not me it's not bad no but it's like sad like i've had ones where it's like don't rub it anymore i would say i'm saying it's not me trying to deflect and you guys are like no it's really bad like that's insecure embarrassing well i couldn't answer you wait who would you have said oh yeah 100 me you jay you would have said any of you guys are insecure at least you don't come across as insane it was actually an easy one between these two who would you have picked david yeah me now he's on her high horse man she loves herself i know that's why i was like natalie he's so confident he's gonna take a dump in the studio right now oh my god why are you obsessed with natalie taking [ __ ] what's good with that like can you figure this and you wanted to know about my [ __ ] friends they fight about the plumbing they they accuse each other it's not a we thing it's a david picking no you brought it up first i just bring it up first now so you don't bring it up first so wait what's the problem it's aired out on air well we can't air it out because natalie stinks the whole house is [ __ ] constantly lingering okay that i think that was enough for that game as soon as i get hurt i'm good that was enough that's isn't that a [ __ ] crazy game i'm so [ __ ] up when you're with so many people and then they call you on from everyone none of us are the same look at jason it looks like he was just hit by a bomb and i forgot what my question was but i still like what was my question oh don't tell me [Laughter] yeah what's up jay did you forget that one thing at the store oh yeah the cabbage right did you know that you can get snacks drinks and household essentials and cabbage in 30 minutes with doordash yeah i'm not an idiot why haven't you gotten the cabbage back because doordash connects you with the restaurants you love right now and right to your door and now you can get the grocery essentials you need with doordash too get drinks snacks and other household items delivered in under an hour ordering's 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air it i have an album coming out like 17 songs i want to perform it and the show you're putting on is like like [ __ ] well rehearsed it's not just like you sitting on a stool starting 10 days of rehearsal no no it's a big it's a big full show you're putting on like a movie basically it's like a play it's it's like a full arena if if we were doing an arena tour it's what it would look like and where can people find that madisonview dot live whoa that's one of my first plugs maybe you can have a part in the show where david comes out you know what's so funny they pitched when they first were talking about it they brought him up and i was like what are you guys talking about they wanted to do this thing in the middle of the show where there was like cameos basically but like not like they wanted it was i don't even know what they needed to attract one person they thought it was you they were like yeah we can have david come in and i was like why i was like david come in and do what like one less lonely girl style like i'm sitting on like a stool and you're like singing around me basically if you want to be my baby i'm sorry okay you're the baby leave it as baby yeah that'd be sick are you totally down do a track where dave's voice sounds amazing like somebody else and he lip syncs it oh we made a song once oh my god we did with charlie poo we were at charlie poot's house and i went in the booth and i just started i was kidding bro i was [ __ ] asked really bad i literally didn't i posted i posted a story of him singing horribly and i was like this is who you all worship what did you say like i don't know what i would do but like what was the lyric yeah i don't know if you made it sound great i'm so glad that i have so many famous friends or something like that oh yeah this is so cool i actually like the song concept it's about like having famous friends and how you can like like get into a club easier or what it was or like it was supposed to be like a lonely island style and like for some reason charlie really bought into it and he's like yeah it's great i was like charlie's probably just been cooped up for too long he was like in the booth i was like okay i've never been in a booth we started recording this song and i was like i'm so glad i have famous friend and it was all about like i'm friends with somebody super famous yeah it was all about getting handouts that sounds cool yeah go to charlie puth's house and record a joke song he should have been there jay i wasn't invited crazy i'm just invited i have questions who shot your music video voice [ __ ] yeah um this amazing director named lauren she's awesome but um it's great yeah she's she's seriously amazing i have a question but i like to have i like had wanted to do that concept for so long and she was so perfect [Music] when you shoot music videos how do you pick your love interest in the videos is do you go through a huge character about something really bad that i shouldn't say i cast a love interest that looks just like my little brother for my last video and i had no idea because he doesn't look like my brother at all like looks nothing like him i cast him with his head shots looks nothing like him but there's just one angle i can't believe i'm saying this now everyone's going to be like holy [ __ ] that's literally ryder where he's like it's it's the scene in [ __ ] where i'm like on like laying on his knee kind of his head is down and from that angle the hair and the facial structure when we watched the first cut i was like what have i done i literally freaked out i was like and then i didn't say anything to my best friend and i showed a turn she was like is that ryder and i was like oh no i couldn't crop him out he was like i was like a main part of the video so how many guys did you go through until you're like yeah that's my brother how many he doesn't look like my brother you know what's funny is i actually cast him in another music video that never ended up coming out so i guess i just kind of like the way this guy looks but i go through like they send me a folder like basically who's available who fits the role how cool is that that must be the coolest thing already 40 of them that i just kind of like scroll through that sounds like so fun like who do you want your boyfriend to to be for the day yeah it's fun wow and then if you're have you ever shot a music video when you're in a relationship and your significant other is getting really jealous does that happen yeah because you don't want your boyfriend you don't want your significant other to be but i've never like kissed anyone on camera done like a scene like that that's like i i'm a very insecure jealous person so if my boyfriend i'm the worst and he was like making out with some girl i would i i would freak out but you have to also know what you signed up for my ex had to kiss somebody and um did it break you my god i had to fly home i had to fly home for the moment she was kissing somebody but you were kidding for a second and i was like oh no this is serious no but i guess that was so it was it's like the most brutal thing it can be a lot and then they're like okay one more time and you're like not again yeah not another some people are so good with it though like some people can be like on set and be like yo my [ __ ] girlfriend would be making jokes and [ __ ] yeah but like no like i left the statement like i would too i 100 would too the guy in boise the first guy where you see where i'm on the balcony he had a girlfriend and like i think like oh my god his girlfriend must have been [ __ ] the biggest fan so that we had to do it like 60 times right to basically like walk up to him and like stare into his face and imagine this [ __ ] girl i'm sure she's good but i'm sure she has to be like you know a certain kind of girl to be able to be with a boy who's gonna gonna get cast but that's the worst gig for him to be casting yeah madison beers love interest [ __ ] you you quit acting right now you're [ __ ] [ __ ] you're not doing that who is somebody famous that you wouldn't go up to like that you wouldn't approach i would not go up to kevin parker but he was sitting in front of me on the plane where i was like the universe is telling me to say something to you like we're on the same flight i'm not familiar with kevin parker oh oh yeah yeah you're obsessed with that i was freaking out i actually was freaking out the entire flight there was a random girl next to me and this poor girl had no idea who he was and i was like dude that is and she's like no and i just like spieled to her for like 45 minutes about him and she was like who are you like stop talking to me and then i was getting her to like encourage me to say hi to him i was like tell me to tell you like i need you to push me to do this and we were sitting in first class so it was literally just like him in one row me and the one behind him and then we had just played um austin city limits the same he was playing saturday night saturday during the day yeah i played under his light rig no big deal you have an excuse yeah that was that was awesome i was like i have something to say so i'm like say something say something he gets up and immediately grabs his bag and walks to the front of the plane i'm like [ __ ] like i'm not gonna be able to say anything and then he's standing there outside of the gate just waiting for the rest of his crew like with his by himself so i went up to him i was like you need to do it and so i was like hi kevin i was like i and madison i just wanted to say um this was exactly how it went yeah you're kidding i was like i feel like i'm in the moment i really love you and i love your music and i think you're a genius and you are a pioneer and i just i'm just really like i really love you and he was like right on man like that's that's sick and like in his like accident i was like i actually played off some city limits yesterday too like i i really liked your set it was really good and he just like was he's like just not really talkative like i mean maybe not like strangers i guess and he was just like how was it it was like it was really amazing like it was crazy but your set was like so much better like [ __ ] me like who cares about me and what i did yesterday like you really killed it and then this is the worst part and this is i can't even reenact it because it's so shameful as i was walking away alec was like nice to meet you i thought i kind of killed it i was like you didn't do it horribly it's only like spit on him or something i was expecting something horrible to happen i'm like walking away and then i remembered in my brain like you didn't mention to him that you know he mixes and masters all of his own stuff like you have to say that oh no like an afterthought like i'm not kidding you i was like at least 10 feet away from him and i was like and i know you mix and master all of your own stuff kept on [ __ ] walking and then i literally went in the bathroom and i called my assistant i was like come to the bathroom now and i'm sitting on the floor and i was like i'm just such a spaz i'm such an idiot what i just do and now all of the people i work with like all my writers and my producers every single time i leave the studio they're like i don't know you make smash the ongoing like misery of my kevin parker i just hope i get to redeem myself kevin i promise i'm not as weird as i came across are you ever gonna get married yeah for sure and is that person going to be like your final person yes like oh [ __ ] so once you get married oh so ideally i mean obviously i think everyone hopes that but i i definitely wouldn't marry somebody what's too early to propose to somebody i don't think there's ever too early if you know that it's like the right person nah what about you what about me like with todd do you feel like you're like hope are you hopeful that you'll be with him forever or do you like not see a future with him that sounds [ __ ] up i'm sorry no but like i mean like do you like think of ever like oh like i might marry this person um i definitely think about it and we've been together for a year now so it's like obviously think about it but we always feel like secret for like yeah yeah um but i feel like i know madison i hate it too but i feel like also we haven't had our relationship like in the real world like we've been like doing our own things you know when the bar is open todd's unleashed [Laughter] so right now she's got him locked up in the house no but i think him and i both like we love to go out are both like social people and like when i go out like i hate having somebody like hold on to me and be by me all the time because i just want to float around and talk to people yeah yeah yeah someone asked me this the other day if you're dating somebody and you're dating your your boyfriend whatever and your boyfriend's liking other girls pictures like bikini pics is this a problem i think it's a problem i wouldn't want my boyfriend's name on another girl's like body pic it's a controversial topic probably would not give a [ __ ] right but like good for her like that means she's well that's also just like i've been also perpetuated trust issues my entire life and i feel like i've had like boyfriends cheat on me before and i've had things happen to me that i'm like i don't trust anybody in my past life someone must have really cheated on me because i have some pretty big trust crazy but issues i'm like so insecure when it comes to that stuff and i but it's not even like a secure and a security thing like a comparison thing i'm just more like you're mine and i don't want you looking at it right people i don't know i had a girlfriend once um before the one i had for a while okay eliza i don't know why i made it sound like that but but i was dating yeah i was doing this other girl and she told me she i was like have you ever cheated on like a boyfriend and we did it for like a month or two it was like really quick but this is like three weeks in and she was like yeah i i used to cheat on my boyfriend um but but like i i was like would you tell him and she's like no i never tell him like it's just what you got to do to keep the relationship alive sometimes what does that mean and for the next like three weeks i went with it i was like yeah that makes sense and then i [ __ ] and then it like hit me like two weeks in because then i started to like her more i was like holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] is about to cheat on me that's yeah that's right and that's when i got really [ __ ] scared and i think that's where from then i i was like [ __ ] to keep the relate and that's why i've always been like so scared of someone cheating on me because like what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] well yeah i think like relationships are like i'm forming a bond with you where i trust you with my heart and if you're gonna cheat on me or like do something behind my back that you wouldn't like dr phil one of my favorite people as well he always says that like cheating he's never changed cheating he would he would never cheat on his wife april i think her name is or robin robin robin april i don't know where that came from that was good [Laughter] get it right madison wow it's really good but he always says cheating is anything you wouldn't do with your significant other other in the room and i believe that i firmly believe that like i think if i heard my boyfriend talking about a girl like who's not me and any you know what i mean like i would be like what the [ __ ] are you doing and like i don't know i think relationships are just tricky and if you're not ready to be in one don't be in one because you can really mess with someone's head and someone's heart if you like break their trust like it nothing hurts more and it's like every person has experiences who's been in a relationship then like if you're going through your boyfriend's phone you already have like a little bit of trust issues with you're like shaking like i don't want to i don't want to find what i'm looking for but i'm probably going to and it's the worst feeling if you especially if you do you're just like man i love you and i think i know you and i don't know you and that hurts so much you and me in a relationship would be working we wouldn't even be using our own phones at this point we would have just switched phones yeah we would both have our assistants running our instagram so neither of us looked at our feeds or anything jay what are some things that are getting in the way of your happiness i lost my kite the other day flying it yeah okay well if you have more problems better help will assess those needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist you can connect in a safe and private online environment and you can start communicating another 48 hours it's not self-help it's professional counseling done securely online you can send a message to your counselor anytime and you'll get timely and thoughtful responses plus you can schedule weekly video or phone sessions all without ever having to leave your room how amazing is that better help is committed to facilitating great therapeutic matches and there's a broad range of expertise available and it's more affordable than traditional counseling anything you share is confidential yeah i love better help they offer licensed professional counselors who are specialized in depression stress relationships family conflicts and many more so many people have been using better help they're recruiting additional counselors in all 50 states i want you to start living a happier life today and as a listener you'll get 10 off your first month by visiting our sponsor at betterhelp.com views join over one million people taking charge of their mental health again that's betterhelp h-e-l-p dot com slash views i would like you to be like good in a relationship though i feel like you i feel like i always ask for one but then when i think about it i'm just like okay there's like this cigarettes after sex song that i really love they're like one of my favorite bands and there's a lyric that literally the song's called cry yeah i do that a lot after sex too actually before and after no cigarettes though i hate tobacco if they there's a leak there's a lyric in the song that's literally the chorus is like it's making you cry every time like basically it's like i can't be faithful to you but hopefully one day i will be and he's like completely telling this girl basically i love you but i won't be faithful to you so like i'm asking i'm the reason i'm saying that is there a reason that you feel like you want to be in a relationship do you feel like you couldn't be faithful do you feel like no i don't never ever ever [ __ ] cheat like when i was in my last relationship like i couldn't look i couldn't function i was like i'm not looking at another girl madison i would have never met you if i was in a relationship like i would have never like let you so you feel like it puts kind of like hinders on life it's kind of yeah like if if i if we made eye contact but then is it worth it you have to like weigh out the pros and cons like is it that's what i'm saying this is when i was young and i was like yeah i was an idiot but like but like if i was in a relationship and we made eye contact i would have been like nope and i would have never [ __ ] had a conversation with you though i think that's yeah but it's like it's too much it's like what the [ __ ] are you doing bro like still live your life and do this but yeah your life like if you find someone like i also kind of think it's like sweet and romantic to i said everyone else off because what what what is everyone else going to offer you if you found someone who like loves you because like everything smoke and mirrors too the whole thing about life is that everything's [ __ ] and like if you find someone who loves you and respects you and trusts you and that you trust and that makes you feel good and like gets you there's not much better out there so i think that's why a lot of people's relationships end is because they're always searching for something better and they're always like well what else is out there it's like nothing else is out there so if you're happy just be happy one day it'll just be me and natalie and i know that uh i know that me waiting this long will be worth it you guys already live together it's super easy she's moving out yeah i'm leaving [Laughter] what uh i think natalie's my scapegoat when we talk about relationships i just like make a joke about natalie just to not like actually say the truth i'm going through a lot of stuff that's all the time we have thank you guys for listening madison's album is coming out guys go buy it the songs are sick um sorry that's the first time i was doing that that's that was good that was pretty keep it going just stop though i just got nervous it was good thank you guys for listening thank you guys for watching we'll see you guys later go check out madison's album february 26th go check out the rest of our social medias and we'll see you guys later my name is jeff bye [Music] i ruined fight club for my friend and like i feel so bad cause that's one of the best cinematic twists in my opinion wait i've never seen it

Channel: VIEWS

Views: 5,820,550

Rating: 4.8852129 out of 5

Keywords: Views, Views podcast, the views, David, dobrik, Jason, Nash, joe's teeny weeny podcast, vlog squad, vloggers, top podcast, video podcast, comedy podcast, madison, beer, views, conversation, new album, interview, DATING, love, romance, boyfriend, girlfriend, tag, couple, couples, vine, viners, podcast, podcasting, first time, kiss, kissing, rumors

Id: 35CGhyePjb4

Length: 39min 8sec (2348 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/lito9321]

I liked the flow of this, and its definitely in the realm of late night talk show feel which is awesome seeing as David has the reach to interview alot of celebs. My only worry is this won't suit Jason as much, he seemed pretty tame throughout which is very different from the normal views. Hopefully Jason can add some of his stories and we dont completely lose the feel of the old format. Excited to see where it goes, and I liked it.

[u/CynicalPilot]

I wish Jason got a big chair too, the podcast was his idea in fairness.

[u/LeDauphin]

Big David being the talk show host vibes here.

[u/Pacpav]

I got so much joy from watching this at 3am (when I found out about it being online). Goddamn is Madison pretty, I can't wait for this new format to bloom, instead of 40 minutes of audio we get 40 minutes of video every week, pretty major difference!

[u/musicstan7]

ok sorry I'm being a bummer with my comments but:

Madison is smart and obviously very pretty but she seems SO uncomfortable with herself, like down to the way she keeps shifting in her chair and stuff. It makes sense given the stuff she said about her relationship past which is sad.

Also when David said "I'm going through a lot of stuff" at the end, I don't think he was joking. I really hope he's reconsidered therapy because the way he was talking during the last podcast about feeling useless during the pandemic is exactly the way I've been feeling and it's been making me very depressed so I could see it having the same effect on him.

[u/MarieCaymus]

I’m surprised, I thought I wouldn’t like the video version because I like picturing their expressions but David’s literally make it so much funnier. Also the comment Natalie said David made, “I’m glad I’m brought my brother” made me laugh the hardest I have in a while

[u/ganglestems]

I was supposed to be in the video

[u/onyajulian]

David and Madison are cute together

I love seeing Dave on video, really shows how clearly he reads the scripts for the ads lmao

Wanted Jason to speak more in this, idk if Natalie being there is necessary for the entire podcast

[u/darwinmar]

I low key ship them so much