Lucifer Humor p.2 (s5b)

[Music] former heavyweight champion of the world three years running roads are supposed to be responsible oh are they well i'll show you responsibility you're banned from the penthouse for a month that god says but what is that if he wasn't invincible i would rip his stupid guts josh out it's round five the fight's brutal almighty taking hit after hit after hit clemson puts in a massive right hook almighty falls against the ropes and everyone thinks it's over but then [Music] did you mean to do that of course i meant to put him back together do not serious weighs me right now you just exploded a man it looks perfectly fine to me you know dan you think our 11 year old daughter is going to hell i know maybe you what's up rough day couldn't kill god yo i think god killed me we're gonna need more drinks yeah your old man is just a regular dude and why would you think it's a good idea to become a regular dude when we were singing together i realized you were right sorry could you repeat that i would love to capture the moment of posterity oh i'm sorry i i just i didn't know where we stood after oh no i shouldn't have i wasn't thinking i'm the one who couldn't no no oh my god no oh sorry oh no no it's okay good and i just want to thank you for all the support it hasn't gone unnoticed anyway i can't believe i'm saying this but can we all just focus on the case oh my head is on fire brain freeze we've all been there big guy just give it a second it'll go away hmm yes so why was almighty breaking and here's what i realized your hair is stupid and your jokes are immature and what kind of person puts a bar that big inside their house my hair is majestic and you know it shall we father what are you saying i think it's time time for what time for me to retire [Music] daniel you've been staring at that same file for 10 minutes now it's like watching the world's worst nature documentary what am i supposed to do without lucifer am i supposed to react i don't feel like well i know you're the devil now you come up with these sort of funny kind of clever insults i give back we're going to a little insult dance and that's a tuesday but now everything's changed don't be ridiculous daniel nothing's changed doesn't have the same effect anymore it's like being teased by genghis khan or darth vader some bloody villain daniel don't be coming to me for any favors don't worry i won't well it's it's hard to tell sometimes but you look truly awful whisperer i need a favor detective douche is a real joy to be around today you just have to give him some time remember what i did when i just found out the truth yes you went off to europe for a month oh maybe dan could do the vacation oh man gentle hey do you need some help uh uh uh yeah actually you think i can get it right yes and i guess it's improv really daniel i'd do a spit take but this is a single mold come on man are you done damn i'm not an uber i know please okay so uh i just want to you're gonna pick me up or do i do it okay no just so you know i may pass out okay i'm ready that's for what you did to me so how do i look pretty good actually yeah i feel pretty good too man how do i look pretty good actually yes i thought as much everything's in place we're gonna pull this off right oh daniel i never lie and i promise you the plan is gonna work perfectly you what what [Music] oh i'm i couldn't sorry it any longer my arm was falling asleep you just seen the look on your face [Applause] definitely framing that one next time [Music] countless hours of meticulous planning dozens of favors called in so many easter eggs from our previous adventures did you spot them all five million four thousand one hundred and 157 spent totally worth it this all of this the dog the car wreck i woke up this morning with no clothes on next to a dead body daniel espinoza naked and afraid cheers

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Length: 8min 19sec (499 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 13 2021