lucifer & god moments i think about twice a day

i just want my sons to get along you've got to be joking no hell no for a family dinner no i've already done my time in hell remember we shouldn't be surprised i mean lucifer isn't mature enough sorry i'm late [Music] i brought souffle i've been with twins after all fairly certain dad wanted him to rhyme dad i did like the sound of that michael i have a good reason huh it's a good reason well that explains it as always super clear thanks pops [Music] dad dad do i need a reason to visit my sons oh they're answering a question with a question one of my favorites here let me have a go um as for father-son hang time how about when hell freezes over that do for you samuel no no no how did you even know i was here anyway well the singing and dancing was a bit of a giveaway oh but fun right well i mean it is not what people do at a crime scene who are you talking to oh just uh someone in dire need of wardrobe advice i mean socks with sandals need i say more now you'll see what i've been dealing with i'd give you the tour but i know you've been spying i've been kindly watching over me for millennia interrogations through those doors lots of judging goes on in there you'd like that good to see you two hanging out he doesn't like the coffee see this is how it's always been with him a subtle raised eyebrow then straight to reigning frogs taste it i just don't think just i just don't think i should get in the middle of this look what you did come with me ah taste this okay okay okay he comes down here judging so photoshop your selfies you were pissed that i threatened your superhero status he turned my crime scene into a music video and i do believe i detected a certain baritone singing the loudest it's baritone tennis split time out get ready to be supported son [Music] okay what a lovely sweaty room you brought me to lucifer go deep son what can i help you that's my son lucifer he's a very important assistant some kind of police assistant is that right consultant consultant for the police where's your seat of power you said you were very important here i am but i you know prefer to stand ready for action doesn't have a desk because he likes to stay on the move right i'm detective and the key is over and i won't hurt you thank you look at you all firm and authoritative solving crimes like a real detective try the coffee um yeah what do you think [Music] a little bitter don't you have any other children to harass i mean visit it was bad enough rejecting me forcing me down to hell but i had a life here i had a good thing [Music] i cannot fix you lucifer but your god don't want to flood on our hands pass me that uh three socket range excuse me thank you what excuse me excuse me yeah it must be the seventh day somewhere since amenities proven himself once again to be completely useless i think i'll tighten up your wobbly dancing hole did you mean to do that of course i meant to put him back together dude that's my sciences your old man is just a regular dude and why would you think it's a good idea to become a regular dude i realized you were right sorry could you repeat that i would love to capture the moment for posterity lucifer was right twice in one millennium will wonders never cease oh lucifer are you still there regretfully yes wow did you know that when humans close their eyes they can't see anything i mean total darkness but you open these babies and bam let there be light mid temperature lucifer looks straight up at me all serious and says i'm going to start the rebellion i'm starting to feel something as well no one plays hands on my father prevented g.i jane here from pulling a nature why did you choose that face deep down that face is how you see yourself yes you get your denial from your father what denial kidding nicely i love you son and i am very proud of the man you've become

Channel: art gallery

Views: 863,606

Rating: 4.947916 out of 5

Keywords: lucifer, tv show, series, lucifer morningstar, god, chloe decker, amenadiel, linda, season 5, 5b, humor, funny, deckerstar

Id: AXn90Md0zKM

Length: 6min 24sec (384 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 07 2021