20 minutes of deckerstar being happy together

say when when i hope you know it takes months to get a reservation at this place oh yeah fries are amazing oh thank you i made them myself i mean look at me 15 years ago i was naked in a hot tub it's not one of my favorite films well point is i never would have pictured myself as a detective or a mom or a person with so many sensible brown chews that's so many shall we future mrs g lucifer what the hell were you thinking turn the music back on this place is dead will you hear the lady crank it up take two does that mean you're on my side now lucifer this is your home i've always been on your side well if you're gonna say come on stay no i don't want to dance no no come on you're the guest coming out come on [Music] [Applause] he really does love this place doesn't he yeah this place shall we you know what no i am not even gonna ask this time because you two are the couple who cried relationship and i am not asking okay fine i have to know are you guys together or not we are definitely together do you play um no no i don't know come on you must know something oh all right well let me see i had three years of lessons and this is all i remember [Music] surely you must be joking [Music] all right [Music] for example i'm sure you remember this little diddy come on take the top line detective don't be shy whisper for once i agree with you and i would love nothing more than for things to go back to normal as long as it means we can get back to work yes absolutely a mystery waits to be solved onwards detective detective christopher you look handsome you look good enough to eat ah hello there we're here too we're here to to get a ring yes yeah he was gonna surprise me but i knew what he was up to we're engaged oh how nice one way or another i need to know if if we're together let's yes yes yes let's just do it it's obvious we want to be together so let's just stop overthinking it and just be together okay let's do it sorry your horn [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh hi hi i'll be the top hat i will be the race car because i'm gonna leave you both in the dust very funny uh wheelbarrow shoot ah i guess i'd have to be the shot glass cheers that's a thimble what when i want to conquer real estate not men's socks please i am not a shoe clearly i'm a top hat so come on hand it over you want it it's gonna cost you oh well name your price urchin oh i'm not talking fake money oh wow she slammed yeah [Music] what did she do to you fish caught my tongue [Applause] lucifer is always good hey huh do you remember when i said that it might be useful to draw a parallel between your emotions and the case yes so turns out our killer was an overbearing girlfriend trying to change her boyfriend because he couldn't deal with his family issues so you know no parallel whatsoever i think i was wrong apparently so [Music] perfect timing you're woken up just in time for your surprise surprise what surprise well forgive my tiredness but i thought it prudent to deliver your gift in private thank you just beautiful oh it's what is it it's the bullet from when you shot me remember in the warehouse early in our partnership yeah i remember i thought since i never likely penetrate you i'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me so happy birthday detective [Music] i i i mean i simply don't know what to say i'm normally the one doing the favors and for a price friends help each other out right but let me at least buy your dinner tonight to celebrate i know this amazing steakhouse and the chef's an absolute artist in the kitchen i mean he's also a degenerate gambler who knows me a favor otherwise you'll just go home and eat one of those poisonous sandwiches you get from the vending machine at work come on detective friends help each other out i thought you didn't lie i don't but i don't always tell the whole truth thank you you're welcome come on i'll drive you home somebody hope so you crippled me was for you detective call it an impulse buy thank you never got a present from the sting before you're very welcome sting well now all we need to do is wait for jamie to call clive to ask him with the search of our money uh-huh ping a cell bring him in now with leverage adriana won't tell us what's going on maybe clyde well see doctor perfect match i think you just took the first step look at that detective okay we did it perfect combo for maximum voltage oh that'd be a sick dj name all djs are sick if you ask me [Laughter] oh so any leads someone what is whistle with poison that blows nice is uh dan here yet oh ella spinoza called in sick i'm afraid oh didn't look in the mirror again i told him not to do that well we should wrap up the arrest report and by that i mean paperwork not some celebratory drink that you'll then turn into a moment yes i mean i had the perfect title for the plunge too too deep to plunge with the number two each time you said that yeah i get it it's funny oh okay i yeah yeah yeah uh check out diane and mario's text chain correction sext chain oh nothing wrong with inserting a little creativity into throat exercises that is some strong emoji game there well i had a uh interesting conversation with amenities please tell me you're not making a police consultant anything but that [Music] i [Music] the woman i'm singing for is someone very special [Music] and her name is marla has anyone seen marla we're looking for someone called marla i know she's here tonight come on man everybody see you need me [Music] if this is the emotional crutch that you feel you need to deal with the loss of your mojo then i will do my very best to be understanding thank you not i know exactly when you want me to do that thing that you like for example detective this is a good thing trust me i do and uh now no one wants to work with me well i'm available olivia got what she wanted and i got what i wanted i don't see it come on toast i am now an official civilian consultant for the lapd not that there's anything civil about the devil what fun would that be okay then you win we're partners well you're not gonna protest actually no i may have no idea what your angle is but just now i can keep my eye on you keep your enemies close right close so does this mean you're gonna take me home and consummate our new arrangement i'm so glad you're okay [Music] i guess we make a good team after all don't we [Music] this is real isn't it [Music] uh let's go follow up shall we i could really use your help off there how can i refuse would you please go speak to the lady after a build up like that how can i refuse i'd say that was rather impressive wouldn't you i exposed a fraud of a man and got us a lead it's like the whole world is pointing towards well me today yes lucifer very impressive unfortunately until cyber traces this blackmail email we have nothing to do tonight no nonsense not since the night's still young why don't we um i know go for a drive go for a drive what are we eating why would we go for a dress my name is lopez morning detective good morning again lucifer oh hey detective sorry what are you i thought doing here are you on your way out i am yes to see you actually oh i believe i owe you dinner now we know here you go yummy loser why should the child go first i'm far larger i'm hungrier it's okay mommy he must really wanted it she always so of her maybe it's time to get dressed what are you doing bye lizzy first yes oh the devil gets burned by fire could this be any more ironic ah was my pain in the museum detective a little bit and so does this oh you little rascal originally the show was much edgier about a guy dealing with his insecurities about his um well i i really don't want to tell you well now i need to know dealing with his insecurities about his um micro penis hold me closer tiny dollar so you're saying we're looking for a needle in a penis today see this is why i didn't want to tell you anyhow after it became a family show the micro penis got removed did anyone even notice okay okay just go to town get them all out of your system i'm just happy to have you back well but from what i heard you really didn't need me you got a serial killer on your own oh well my zen miss lopez helped a bit but you yes i suppose it was mostly me and you in a way i channeled you detective did some actual case work i really was my best you oh and my best me by the way so sorry i thought you were michael it's okay you can wet me any time eat your heart out george clooney not literally understood i cannot believe that actually worked detective oh hi what are you doing here i'm just going over this case there's something about it that's bothering me it's probably nothing but you know me just gotta make sure of course just to be clear i wasn't asking what you were doing just why you were doing it here not that i'm complaining this desk has never looked so good well i thought that maybe this could be our new normal if if you like it well you were can i drink what's not to like about that especially if you take a break every once in a while it's a lovely evening outside well i'm pretty sure i'd be dead if you hadn't helped me so thank you sorry what was that that last bit i didn't quite get that thank you you're welcome and besides you know you were far too interesting to let die you saved my life because i'm interesting well wildly irritating as well but yes nice win partner thank you very much i'm just surprised you let me into the factory first i figured it was your turn to get shot at uh [Music] oh hi hello was i snoring like a truck driver you know what don't answer that because i just remembered you don't lie good morning detective good morning are you cold cold no why odd given that hell was supposed to freeze over right because i said that i wouldn't have sex with you until hell yes yes you think you're very funny oh i know i'm very funny i also know that you are ticklish oh my gosh okay okay okay okay i am starving so what do you feel like eggs or pancakes and old-fashioned whatever you want is dandy oh come on you must have some preference what do you truly desire i i want to have sex with you another four times six actually but did i just motor you i don't know you're messing with me am i yes you're messing with me you are so silly okay hungry

Channel: nanite

Views: 248,648

Keywords: chloe decker, lucifer morningstar, lucifer and chloe, deckerstar, season 5, season 4, season 3, season 2, season 1

Id: asBugqePOv8

Length: 20min 26sec (1226 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 30 2021