Looney Tunes | Silly Daffy | WB Kids

[Music] and I could it's a clear I can't tell I'm clear not clear are you doing in my blind spot everyone's in your blind spot this car is nothing but blind spots it's not a car it's a parade float now am i clear I don't know all I see is a giant foot it's not a giant foot it's a giant flipper that's it I'm going for it great now we have to go to the car wash oh no I'm getting out here what are you crazy you're on the side of a freeway it's dangerous not as dangerous as riding and acting suit yourself am i clear hmm should I buy a new TV or should I buy one of those massage chairs tough life what are you wearing long pants what kind of pants mopeds pants you entered them all as a sign of respect so why aren't you wearing a shirt too much respect it's the mall not Church also I can't afford a shirt I suppose I could buy the TV and just go somewhere for a massage no mall underwear huh next one ticket and a large popcorn oh and I'm a senior citizen and a student and active military so just go ahead and give me those discounts excuse me what's this movie about anyway it's the foghorn leghorn story a rags-to-riches tale of a poor rooster who grows up to become one of the world's greatest entrepreneurs snoozefest what else is playing this isn't a movie theater we're making a movie this line is to audition for the role of mr. foghorn leghorn this guy you're making a movie about this guy let me give you some advice sister no one's gonna want to spend two hours looking at some ugly bird with a red pompadour two weird balls hanging from his chin and a big fat gut ah son you better watch what you say or you might just find yourself with the lead role mr. Leghorn I think that would be a huge mistake a huge mistake is wearing that blouse with those shoes Carol son I'll say son is anybody ever told you you've got hutzpah sounds vaguely familiar but I don't speak Spanish sir don't you remember he's the idiot who destroyed your company I only remember the positive Carol that's why I'm a success I'll like you son you speak your mind that's just what this movie needs I have a lot better things to do with my time than the star in your stupid movie like what to say you can all go home the role I say the roles been cast but he's not even a rooster he's more the rooster I say he's bald a rooster than you'll ever be don't you think it's a little weird having a duck play a rooster it's called acting son don't you think it's a little weird that I'm not an actor Steve st. James Wow I'm your biggest fan well thank you very much would you like a signed copy of my book no book for like cellphones and doctors thanks forever to get an appointment and I don't have insurance you find my beak I can't see it on his face Leslie hunt who's she I'm Leslie hunt you're Steve st. James no Steve st. James is a character that I played on TV I'm Leslie hunt who I thought you said you were my biggest fan I'm Steve st. James's biggest fan and your nose Steve st. James that's what I said that's what I said uh-huh I need a cup of coffee well if he's not gonna be Steve st. James then I will you'd make a great chauffer would you please state your name for the court Porky Pig what's the matter are you nervous I'm not nervous you sure sound nervous this is what I always think it's that's out in maybe you're nervous because you're lying but I'm not maybe you're lying because you don't want us to know your true identity and the reason you don't want us to know your true identity is because you sir are the litter and a collective gasp fills the courtroom are we you're down here are you not wearing pants won't you that where's the gift shop please state your name for the court Bugs Bunny mr. bunny where were you on the night of November 10th I'm not sure but there didn't this happen in the daytime on June 5 haha and how would you know that if you were not guilty of this heinous crime ladies and gentlemen here is your litterer Kathy just paid the fine how's the witness Oh you called this hostile this is not hostile if you want hostile I'll give you a hostile objection overruled that's what I say what anyway sustained keep this up and I'll hold you both in contempt of court I apologize for my friend your highness now if I may what do we know the piece of litter in question a can of soda so it would fit that the litterer must like soda it may surprise the court to learn that I Daffy Duck despised soda it's anyone even listening here the point is I can't possibly be the litterer because I don't like soda and if the soda gets spit you must acquit both held in contempt I will be placed in jail immediately bailiff take them away [Music] what'd I miss okay Bob can gather around take a knee let's see what we've got here one boy two girls and a monster no obvious athletes none of you attractive what's your name Emily Emily I'm never gonna remember that what about you Andrew yeah these names are impossible you know what I'm just gonna call everyone Jennifer now Jennifer any preexisting injuries I should know about no I get stomach really existing whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Jennifer's I was talking to Jennifer which Jennifer okay I'm obviously gonna have to dumb it down for you guys so you're Jennifer one you're Jennifer wait no you're Jennifer one you're Jennifer - you're Jennifer three and you're I was gonna say Jennifer four but you don't look like a Jennifer four so you're gonna be Jennifer three and you're gonna be Emily but that's my actual name won't let me confuse now let's get in the pool [Music] coach dark horse is one fellow huh the feeling it's gonna be harder to get him out of the pool but it once again a minute this I say this is the opening scene of the movie where I say goodbye to my wonderful mama forever she's gonna say her line and you break down and cry like a baby just like I did I say I'll say action son I say son remember what I always told you it's not the treasure it's the quest [Music] cry Your Mama's gone I'm crying so don't say it son doing you're laughing I don't know I'm grasping at straws here I mean she's not giving me anything can somebody get me a real actress to work with you heard him somebody help that woman out of that bed so we can put a real actress in it somebody means you Carol well I'm not going anywhere until I get an apology for everything this fool is done I mean turning a bunch of rats loose on Columbus Day who does that the same jackanapes are dernier burn my house down and by the way you don't go accusing your neighbors are stealing something without any evidence especially something that's dumb as a newspaper I mean come on read the internet for the last time I don't read it how does anyone see my parade float you heard the witch I mean lady euros us all an apology well say you're sorry you can't say it can you I can say it then say it I'm Chloe did you just say your Sally I'm plugging your soggy I'm Fleming you're the worst neighbor I ever met and I should know before I met you I was the worst neighbor I ever met yeah it's still a close call you're the biggest monster in this neighborhood that's saying a lot he's an actual monster I'll take a banana split one scoop vanilla one scoop chocolate one scoop strawberry put the strawberry in the middle only on the vanilla in chocolate but regular fudge on the strawberry now some whipped cream more little more little more only on the vanilla kind of filling that face right there now some nuts up no nut doesn't now this is the complicated part no green sprinkles on the chocolate yes green sprinkles on the strawberry but both no red sprinkles except on the vanilla which should recede exclusively red sprinkles that'll be 585 I've only got 16 cents get the rest from your tip jar all right all right calm down you're a team now so you guys start acting like a team you gotta be aware of each other in that pool got it I don't want you to listen I want you to hear I don't want you to look I want you to see now look at me and listen up Jennifer 3 you're gonna be our captain I'm Jennifer 3 I'm Jennifer 1 you know what we've got too many Jennifer's new nicknames your glasses your freckles and your big teeth what's my nickname hmm I say we stick with Emily it suits you alright start playing but we don't have a ball you need a ball dad I'm your ball yeah yeah see what's happening he's listening but not hearing that dumb dog [Music] zat with your exciting news that you don't have a girlfriend and no I got us playoff tickets what how did you get tickets they've been sold out for weeks and my uncle works in the league office Toki I can't believe we're going to the playoffs I mean they're picking up the tickets this afternoon you know I've never said this before but Sangu you mean thank you it's not how it's pronounced well then thank you there's Ana no two people I'd rather go with [Music] my friendship with porky is over what he ate my french fries what French fries the ones that came with my sandwich he probably thought they were for the table they were not for the table they were my fries they came with my sandwich you want fries order fries but you do not take someone else's fries that is a garbage move porky is a piece of garbage don't you think you're being a little dramatic I am NOT being dramatic now if you'll excuse me I'm going to walk myself home that's right walk home through this unsavory neighborhood where I'll surely be set upon by ruffians and miscreants street hustlers and Road monkeys none of whom by safai come close to being the kind of garbage such as Porky Pig now gooje sir bugs where are we going daddy I'm no longer Daffy I'm Steve st. James off duty cop and we're going wherever justice is sleeping it needs to be woken up by me Steve st. James off-duty cop so I usually just keep going straight pull over no park illegally more illegally but you don't have time to play by the rules huh um aren't you forgetting something Oh will you marry me he was doing he was stealing your ring and beautifully placing it in this elegant box no I was sorting her and that's a code 9 I might be off duty but I'm not off my game looks like your meters expired call me if you have any more trouble ma'am day or night well never before 11 a.m. and don't call after 5:00 and also when you call it'll be my roommates voice on the answering machine I don't know how to change it also I don't know how to access messages so just keep calling anytime day or night between 11:00 and 5:00 and not on weekends [Music] [Music] now son in that box I say in that box you believe is the Burmese turtle it's what you've wanted your whole life now after you say your line you will start running which will be my cue to press this button causing an elaborate chain reaction which will destroy the entire set so we only have one shot at this are you ready I was born ready let's shoot us you turkeys the Burmese turtle is mine quick question when's lunch how's it coming in there I did it I invented something so spectacular that every man woman and child will wonder how they ever survived without it you know when you want bread but you don't want the whole loaf I call it Daffy duck's equally-sized bread pieces the rest of the world calls it sliced bread okay you know after you've gone to the bathroom you sometimes wish you had something to help you you know clean up like a flushable paper product of some sort Daffy are you telling me that you don't use toilet paper once again it pays to have invented to carrot peeler oh sorry they say history repeats itself well wouldn't it be amazing if you could visit the past and see what really happened for yourself of course to do this there would need to be a device a portal in which your molecular structure was broken down and then reassembled in the exact same manner you invented a time machine no but if there was such a thing and you used it a lot you'd probably need a big box with a handle on it to carry your stuff a suitcase everything has been invented men this is your first game you're probably scared you feel like you're gonna lose maybe even get humiliated out there well I know exactly how you feel you see years ago I was a small-time boxer living in a tiny apartment in Philadelphia out of the blue the heavyweight champion of the world gave me a shot at the title he knew I didn't stand a chance but he liked my nickname the Italian stuff [Music] 1/k I met this very shy girl named Adrienne at a pet store and we fell in love her brother Pauly got me a job at his meatpacking plant where I would beat on the carcasses hanging in the freezer for nutrition I ate raw eggs and for speed my trainer made me chief chickens now I know what you're all wondering did I defeat the heavyweight champion of the world no but I went the distance and you know what that proved that I wasn't just another bum from the neighborhood wasn't that a movie you know I think they did make a movie out of it that's how incredible my story is ooh remind me to tell you about the time I was swept away in a tornado and ended up in a magical land was nothing but my little dog Toto and my ruby red slippers but right now we've got a game to win all three [Music] Bobcats [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: WB Kids

Views: 2,391,610

Keywords: Scooby-Doo!, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Compilation, Cartoons, Classic Cartoons, Animation, full episodes, Scooby doo where are you, chuck jones, Mel Blanc, Spike the Dog, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Coyote & Roadrunner, LTS, LT2018

Id: SyNiMeuraas

Length: 25min 11sec (1511 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 07 2019