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would you please state your name for the court Porky Pig what's the matter are you nervous I'm not nervous you sure sound nervous yeah this is what I always think it's that's that maybe you're nervous because you're lying but I'm not maybe you're lying because you don't want us to know your true identity and the reason you don't want us to know your true identity is because you sir are the litterer and a collective gasp fills the courtroom are we you're down here are you not wearing pants won't you then where's the gift shop please state your name for the court Bugs Bunny mr. bunny where were you on the night of November 10th I'm not sure but there didn't this happen in the daytime on June 5 haha and how would you know that if you were not guilty of this heinous crime ladies and gentlemen here is your litterer Daffy just paid the fine how's the witness oh you called dis hostile this is not hostile if you want hostile I'll give you a hostile objection overruled that's what I say what anyway sustained keep this up and I'll hold you both in contempt of court I apologize for my friend your highness now if I may what do we know the piece of litter in question a can of soda so if it fits at the litterer must like soda it may surprise the court to learn that I Daffy Duck despised soda is anyone even listening here the point is I can't possibly be the litterer because I don't like soda and if the soda gets spit you must acquit for both held in contempt I will be placed in jail immediately bailiff take them away [Music] yeah what'd I miss there were three seconds left and everyone knew I was taking the last shot hi Amy Porky Pig yeah that's great I'm Daffy Duck the guy who didn't ask now beat it now where was I oh right so I get the ball the clock starts ticking three to nothing but net all right I'll do it do what I'm hosting it's a bachelor auction for charity and I ask bucks to be in it what am i invisible I'm the most eligible bachelor here what's the charity it'll be their literacy that's my favorite charity there's too much literacy in the world we need to fight against literacy da-daddy even the fattest for literacy what who for literacy our highways and byways are covered in litter I for one think it should be a crime littering is a crime you went to jail for it literacy is the ability to read and write oh then count me in oh and in [Music] should I buy a new TV or should I buy one of those massage chairs tough life what are you wearing long pants what kind of pants mopeds pimp see whether the mall it's a sign of respect so why aren't you wearing a shirt too much respect it's the mall not Church well I can't afford a shirt I suppose I could buy the TV and just go somewhere for a massage no mall underwear huh as I say this is the opening scene of the movie where I say goodbye to my wonderful mama forever she's gonna say her line and you break down and cry like a baby just like I did I say action son I say son remember what I always told you it's not the treasure it's the quest [Music] cry Your Mama's gone crying so don't do it you're laughing I don't know I'm grasping at straws here I mean she's not giving me anything can somebody get me a real actress to work with you heard him somebody help that woman out of that bed so we can put a real actress in it and now here's your host with the Rose cha hey thanks everybody let's meet our contestants first up Bugs Bunny and Daffy he's had what's up doc it's a pleasure to be here Chuck I'm a big fan tell me how long did you two know each other seventeen five years looks like you two better get on the same page and now let's meet your challengers oh I'm sorry after you oh no after you no after you I insist I insist more I have an idea do you always have good ideas I can hardly wait to hear well you won't have to wait I'm about to tell you oh goody my idea is that we both speak simultaneously wonderful idea hello bugs and Daffy looks like you've got some stiff competition okay here's the first question what is your roommates favorite vegetable your favorite vegetable hmm I'm gonna go with beef Chuck uh-oh the correct answer was carrots you know what that means challengers your favor is vegetable well I know he loves cauliflower beauty I do love cauliflower but he has been known to ask for seconds when I make sweet potatoes you really must try his sweet potatoes they are divine but if I had to pick his favorite vegetable I would have to say pureed butternut squash in a balsamic reduction with just a hint of clover that's correct [Applause] well I knew that you knew do you have any fours Nephi we're playing chess ah was a kernel snow in the pantry with a candlestick do you even know how to play chess of course I do Daffy Duck crime contempt of court named Bugs Bunny crime well some might say being too good-looking no I'm just kidding contempt of court oh no I'm gonna be swimming in this you have a belt or sash I'm about to meet a ton of new people and I'd rather not look like a big fat traffic cone see what I mean that's a lot of orange are you nerds enjoying the cake it's stupendous really on you no it's on you mmm I bet Porky's not going to the reunion but you would a big man on campus why wouldn't you want to go look at my life now I live in a dump no offense I have a stupid roommate no offense and I piled up tons of credit card debt no offense why would I take offense to that because I used your credit card the point is I peaked in high school at least you got to go to high school you didn't go to high school let's just say my youth was unconventional what was so unconventional about your youth it's not important my unconventional incomparable inimitable youth is not important what is important is that you attend this reunion why do you want me to go to my reunion so bad because you can don't you see you have the opportunity to do something I can only dream of stand around with people you barely remember reminiscing about the big game senior prom Oh Monica you're weird oh now Sun in that box I'll say in that box you believe is the Burmese turtle it's what you've wanted your whole life now after you say your line you will start running which will be my cue to press this button causing an elaborate chain reaction which will destroy the entire set so we only have one shot at this are you ready I was born ready let's shoot us you turkeys fashion I shall I say the Burmese turtle is mine quick question when's lunch give me a job application name address gender what is this Soviet Russia yeah I don't want to work here anyway none that's a stupid uniform I'll take a banana split one scoop vanilla one scoop chocolate one scoop strawberry what's the strawberry in the middle only on the vanilla in chocolate put regular fudge on the strawberry now some whipped cream [Applause] little more little more little more only on the vanilla kind of filling that's faith right there stop now some nuts up no nut doesn't now this is the complicated part no green sprinkles on the chocolate yes green sprinkles on the strawberry but both no red sprinkles except on the vanilla which should recede exclusively red sprinkles that'll be 585 I've only got 16 cents get the rest from your tip jar next question what is your best friend's middle name such an easy one Sheldon um mondo you know what that means bugs and Daffy you've got some catching up to do and you're gonna have a chance after the breath Daffy your middle name is Sheldon that may be true but our mundo sounds cooler well do you want to sound cool or do you want to win I want to win this well then we need a new strategy in the next round whatever you're about to say say the opposite that's a great idea I mean that's a horrible idea hello competitors hello we wanted to wish you luck Thanks don't you want to wish us luck not particularly I wish you luck why thank you and good luck to you as well welcome back to besties the show about best friends remember see the opposite tell me who does your best friend most admire I want to say me but I guess I'll go with Groucho Marx that's correct I was gonna say take your daughter to work day but instead I'll say Thanksgiving correct everything in me is saying rockabilly but I'll go a smooth jazz [Music] [Applause] my gut says chocolate milk but I'm gonna go with Australia [Applause] this final question is worth 300 points what is your best friends catchphrase if friends were flowers I'd pick you no no it's laugh and the world laughs with you bugs and Daffy now you have a chance to win daddy what is Bugs Bunny's catchphrase hmm think catchphrase really I say it all the time I know this I know this it's sort of my go-to phrase it's right on the tip of my tongue it's in the form of a question I say it with a lot of sarcasm I don't do Monday's oh I'm sorry we were looking for what's up doc blew the entire stunt way to go turkey I'm a roaster Union guys well you win some you lose some gotta know when to hold on when to fold on four score in seven years you know what I mean are you quitting on me Sean everybody else quit so I quit mob mentality I guess I was wrong about you son what's that supposed to mean roosters are loyal roosters never quit roosters are say roosters fight to the end and son you are no rooster did you just call me a no rooster what are you gonna do about it her son I'll say what are you gonna do about it [Music] so when's this reunion again it's tonight what what have you been doing this whole time I guess I'm not going to my reunion we've gotta go I mean you've gotta go and there's still something you can do to impress everyone at the Reunion and it's not destroyed the earth then what is it I'm ruining my manicure give me your quarter I'm starting to think the odds of winning the lottery are pretty low huh three sixes three sixes I won I won the lottery you can go to your reunion I'm so happy for you jealous jealous I knew I didn't peak in high school Daffy you didn't get three sixes you are holding it upside down you got three nines besides you were playing lucky eights this is hopeless excuse me do you have a quarter for the parking meter no but you're holding a quarter what this this isn't the quarter that's not a quarter no this is a fake I'm agent Jimmy glass and this is agent I rebuttals and were with a Treasury Department we're investigating a highly illegal counterfeit operation in the area I'm gonna need to see your wallet oh of course yep this one looks a little iffy gonna have to run some tests now get out of here but keep your eyes and ears open that's it I thought in order to go to the reunion you needed to be someone you're not a success what it turns out you should just go with someone you already are a liar you want me to go to the reunion and just lie about how successful I am that's a horrible idea I'm lying it's a great eye dear or was that a lie this lying could get out of control or a fast a lie the lying is in control oh brother well after high school I just had to get away from it all get back to what's important the land I've got about thirty thousand acres in Montana probably about fifty thousand head of cattle that's about two heads the cattle per acre yeah I love a cattle drive too much spitting I signed up after graduation I heard the call of duty and I answered oh this what you call heroism I call duty believe me when you're doing your duty you don't think about the fact that you're doing your duty it's your duty you just do it you do your duty too much saying the white duty that our next Bachelor is easy duck let's keep this money train rolling ladies has no job in and no education and a credit score of an the mm- 13 let's start the bidding anything at that $50 anyone [Music] it's for a charity tax deductible well we tried Arion it next time sold [Music] excellent work Giuseppe I work at the ice cream shop it was fine until some joint came in and ordered the world's most complicated banana split hey I like what I like look back in the letter Giuseppe you missed a spot uh-uh-uh not on the chair it's calfskin uh-uh that's ivory well where am I supposed to put it why don't you put it back on and make us dinner and try not ruining it like you did breakfast [Music] [Music] [Music] can I help you Daffy Duck picking up my business cards how's the wizard business going great lots of magic spells things like that that'll be 2 15 25 that seems lovely high price reduce reduce I thought the gang could use some snacks courtesy of yours truly thanks daddy I took a 20 out of your wallet we couldn't ask for a more generous team captain there's more where that came from there's more where that came from right there Oh guess what it's time for me to assign everyone their weekly nicknames oh this is my favorite part porky your nickname tonight the acre Pete your nickname the Pete inator Oh daddy hold on Marvin your nickname the Marvin ah nope the okay yeah c'mon vanator daddy I said hold on the pork inator and finally since I am the team captain my nickname will be the grand pooh-bah wait mix that pooh-bahs a grand porky I changed my mind you're player 4 [Music]

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Keywords: Scooby-Doo!, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Compilation, Cartoons, Classic Cartoons, Animation, full episodes, Scooby doo where are you, chuck jones, Mel Blanc, Spike the Dog, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, LT2018, DAFFYBESTOF, LTS

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Length: 23min 54sec (1434 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 19 2018