Logan Paul Loses His Phone Sex Virginity - IMPAULSIVE EP. 251

bro i'm on the phone i'm like ah i might hit like mute a couple times to make it seem like it's going in and out that's how you nut no yeah are you a villain from like a black and white cartoon no i'm a guy i don't talk about marvel villain welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world and now the number one best looking podcast in the world look around we no longer reside in spongebob's butthole crazy we got a brand new renovated studio in garage studio it's looking good uh wood finish a nice sleek aged up mature vibe rich mahogany oh yeah you know honestly shout out true geordie dude why i don't the whole time when i when this thing was being designed i was like maybe one day will look like true jordy's podcast he's got all that those dark woods the rich mahogany yeah i feel really good about it uh you know we've been gone for two weeks now while the set was being renovated we're finally back so we're a little rusty we're gonna try to give you guys a well we have a fabulous episode planned a lot a lot of things have happened since we've been gone we got a new president since we've been going can you believe that i can't believe it that's insane right it's not yeah and then george look at you yeah i cut my hair because you guys kept calling me uh chia pet so cut that [ __ ] off new new set new look yeah it looks great i'm ready yup it looks fantastic where we even begin i almost forget what it's like to be a podcast house we got a new profile picture can we see it can you pull it up on the screen don't have it [ __ ] a well that sucks because we're still editing it but new profile picture new banner uh it's it's it's officially season three so let's let's start it off the right way we talk about possibly the conor mcgregor fight that happened this past weekend i know we got a lot of fight fans that watch this uh watch his show they like our commentary on the on on the fight game so conor mcgregor fought this past weekend and uh whirlwind of emotions for me from from not being able to watch espn plus i don't know if anyone else experienced this i did i was right next to you twitter was twitter was blowing up because uh i don't know what happened with the espn plus stream full-on meltdown hundreds of thousands of tweets we were talking about what could be a possibility for that happening him coming after like so dana white i don't want to say you say it because i don't want to be like clicked as a meme this [ __ ] idiot but i really do feel that it ki it could be the case it could be the case he he he he provoked the hackers you don't do that he said they're invisible ninjas yeah they're savages and uh you know he said basically like i'm i'm gonna knock on your door if i catch you pirating this this stream and they and they just all got together they're like he he he made sure no one was streaming the fight not even the people who paid for it brilliant idea by the way i don't think so i paid 70 dollars to watch two fights i said this before i love dana but how can an organization is are you used to i'm embedding shape yeah what did you take how many blue shoes too manny bro it was all that movement i told you i was running out of energy man you know i looked at my left this man is drenched he's just there without his last mic what the [ __ ] it's like our first episode all over again what are you doing i put this i've been using this anti-aging cream on my face and i always told myself before the show don't use it because it clogs up all of my my pores and i rubbed it all over my face and i feel like i have a like a vegetable oil all over my face right now and i can't stop it from you just look like a greasy old man now like you went from old manchester greasy old man man if you put deodorant if you put deodorant all over your skin don't do this you could get in a lot you could go to the hospital you could know you could die yeah because you you stopped close your pores it looks it looks like that that's what he did well while mike's gone uh i read something that was really funny uh somebody's tweeted out they go a bunch of ambulances showed up to the ufc fight connor's fine but dana white had a heart attack yeah because of everything that was happening that night and i died bro can you imagine but he's been talking a lot of [ __ ] like a lot lately he's been talking a lot of [ __ ] to everybody i feel like he's a little angsty and now now guess what essentially the face of the ufc lost and he can't get his uh glorious khabib vs mcgregor rematch did you see what khabib said about conor he says he's levels above these guys oh you're talking about what he said about him losing his training people yeah yeah because conor uh allegedly but connor refuted this switched his boxing uh coach and sparring partners and basically switched up his camp which is never a good idea really he did look like a different fighter he didn't look like he was prepared for this fight not that i have any say in fighting i disagree i think uh i think in the first round he he looked good like his striking is superb he was striking well did he lose two out of his past three fights is that what happened yeah yeah so is he what happens now is he like this is this is why it's tricky man because it is so tough for me anyways to see legends lose yeah i hate it i love conor mcgregor and the moment i saw him flattened with his eyes closed like nice nate robinson maybe not as bad because he wasn't fully knocked out internets ruthless no your brother didn't help that situation i mean it's jake [ __ ] paul he immediately went to his instagram as soon as he went down me and logan just looked at each other like what did your brother post what did your brother post i feel like he had that [ __ ] pre-loaded like he had it already set to go i don't i don't know i don't think anyone thought mcgregor was gonna get beat in that way like by the way props to dustin poirier for pulling it off it's a massive win you beat one of the greatest combat sports entertainers of all time and uh they're one and one he was the underdog and he he he beat him and he he came back from his last loss against mcgregor and proved everyone wrong um but yeah jake jake paul you know who three weeks ago presented conor with a 50 million dollar offer he's amended that offer he reduced it to ten thousand dollars for a fight or a third of a bitcoin you know what are you gonna do what are you gonna do i just don't even know what to say about this stuff anymore it's like he's so down that rabbit hole of being the like the social media [ __ ] that comes after everybody but it's at this point it's it's i i look forward to it do you think do you think connor did a good job of uh while he was on his feet continue continuing to prove that he's a very solid striker like could easily step into a boxing ring with a with a boxer until five minutes pass like like the end of the first round he has this issue where the dude gasses and everyone knows it in this fight he gassed much much sooner than i thought he was going i i thought he was going to do round three round two his hands were looking heavy but was it because of the leg the leg strikes does that add to it did walk out of the arena on a crutch i'm sure that affected him yep just like he was getting nasty like i don't think like normal people that don't get kicked every day that probably felt like a baseball bat coming at him all the time so i mean just thinking about being able to strike somebody without stepping fully on your leg yeah there's going to be another fight yeah cause he won one and now he lost one possibly i think i think about this often how many more times can mcgregor lose before his legacy is is really tarnished and it's tricky because his face is tied to his whiskey proper 12 and he's got a lot of businesses that are directly correlated to the success of said businesses uh or his performance most likely dictates how well proper 12 does right he wins he's the face of the fight game i think so i i think so i don't think anyone is just really good anyone drinks the whiskey for the taste of the whiskey i think they drink it because it's conor mcgregor well kayla brought did you like it no it wasn't there yeah and by the way that's that's that's the common reaction of property i ha i've tried it once and it's it's it's mediocre so if connor loses and continues to lose which sucks bro i i i wish the best for the guy but his businesses and every sponsor that's tied to him now suffers as well and and i had this revelation um you got to know we got to know when to stop these guys got to know when to stop fighting after the mayweather fight man even after the khabib fight do you think you've gained so much money why do you think dana was right when he said that he doesn't have that fight that fire in him because he's sitting on too much money now when i saw him uh give dustin the the fists after the ref um gave him the rules in the beginning and i just was watching his demeanor my personal opinion it is not the fiery conor mcgregor that was hungry and and needed a win to prove to the world that he's the best fighter on the planet he already he already did it do you do you think he's gonna come back now with fire because he's like [ __ ] dude my reputation's on the line everything i've ever done is now being washed away i hope so man complacency is a dangerous dangerous spot to be sitting in um comfort in general especially for the fight game i felt this on on my last fight i just i didn't really care and that's what happened and now now that i lost i'm hungrier than ever going to fight the best fighter on the planet in floyd mayweather and speaking of which dana white also had some stuff to say about that funny what'd he say uh dan white said some comments while appearing on tmz it's gonna be bad white explained i'm open for and i don't dislike any one of these kids uh but if floyd mayweather really shows up and goes in it's gonna be an ass whooping like nobody has ever seen before so i remember a couple weeks ago you made a plea today in white to make sure you knew the difference between you and jake and i think he may not think he may be treating you like the person that's talking [ __ ] to him yeah i think so i think so i even dm'd him i dm'd him to come on the podcast i said hey you want to come on my podcast i got a new brand new set we could talk [ __ ] about my brother together what he said nothing not even seen he hasn't even seen it but yeah it sucks uh i heard also that mayweather's training like he's fighting a welterweight champion which is a 200 pound weight class champion man's going in i told jeff this morning i said uh i don't think it matters i i think this is some weird universal his time has come one legacy dies and another begins on whatever fight they we choose i guess should i just say this here now i think can i say this here now jeff shakespeare's shaking his head well what the [ __ ] it's been online well we don't know can i say that we're working on it we had a leak just say words we had a leak [ __ ] an erroneous leak in our camp and it got out and whenever we can't control the narrative it's it's bad because people just want headlines and they want um to get clicks on news articles and [ __ ] and uh the narrative changed from the fight is being postponed to the fights being postponed due to quote-unquote lack of interest which pissed me off like first of all where'd you get that [ __ ] quote from second of lack of interest my ass no fight has made this much noise in in in the past like year two years honestly i feel like that this this is not every every single time i step outside will shake the globe yeah the day me and mayweather clash well it's going to be [ __ ] massive and and i think about it like this i think i think it's a blessing every day that passes floyd mayweather gets older he gets slower he gets fatter and me i get better i get better looking some wrinkles under my eyes but healthier stronger a more skilled boxer look in the mirror what's wrong with your hair what are you talking about what do you you look like you took the wood from the tree to build the set you look like you yeah honestly you look like gp sun it started to start to add up i look like my dad yeah just wait till i'm bald i think about this because dog i'll just go to turkey with him i'm gonna be sitting here on this set in about 15 years and i'm gonna be bald and that's gonna be weird cause once i had a full head of hair flash back to this moment show them the back show them that i want to be weathered like i want to look rugged dude like i spent much time in the mountains making pottery that's what i want like i've been working on the mullet because i think it's funny to fight floyd mayweather with the mullet i think that's that's a funny circumstance what homes oh yeah old versus new tom brady is on his way to the 10th super bowl well he's a he's not real at what point he's fake like that is not real nobody should be that good at their sport like tom brady athletes that are performing at that caliber like the exact opposite of the caliber i'm performing now honestly you are dying i don't know what's happening right you know you had like a really hot meal i'm under a tremendous amount of stress and pressure right now dude i can't i wanted i wanted to come out fired on this first episode and uh i don't know what happened man i'm melting i'm turning into i feel like an iceberg that's been under the haitian sun for for 12 hours i m my my my balls are in a swimming pool like a kendrick lamar song right now i can't i can't control it i'm i'm falling apart at the seams i'm looking at george for comfort it's not like really even worse sweating as you're talking i don't know what to do i feel like i may turn into a puddle wait all joking aside do you do you need a cemental assistance like uh health a mental health check like a mental illness exam yeah if you're gonna say like it's like a cup of water or something i don't know this has happened to me before it happened on the first episode of the first season now it's happening on the first episode of the third season 250 episodes deep let's do it you're sweating like a duck i looked to my left i was like no no who poured a bucket of water can i do like what the wrappers do and put the towel under my hat well we could take five no or like 15. it's not though listen episode one of season one was not the first time it happened it wasn't the only time it happened it happens to me sometimes we've been off for two weeks you know i get a little a little stressed it's a mental thing man i feel like i'm watching a 90s sitcom where the person's really stressed then he's sweating and the camera's zooming in on do you know what i mean and as i've always said before the only thing that makes it better is everyone in the room looking at me and everyone talking about it that's the only thing that makes me feel like if everyone looks at me and they're like mike you're profusely sweating it's pouring off of you that's the only thing that makes me feel better dude yeah it's not that hot in here yeah hey i got good news what's that change the subject yeah keep it rolling that's right boys boys proud to announce that i've officially partnered with barstow sports i'm a brand ambassador for bart school sports i'm i'm dave portnoy's son essentially you remember when he came here yeah podcast where he told mike he died sucker yeah both accurate very accurate yeah he's not far off no not far off at all yeah i think he liked the vibe i think he liked uh obviously the response to the podcast and uh he has invited me and finally we got the deal done to be a official brand ambassador for the barstool sports book so that's big brother that's huge huge uh they're they're such a cool i think cutting edge new age media company that i am so happy to amplify in any way i can so got a lot of big things coming up uh in the future for this past weekend actually penn match any first-time deposits that were wagered on the barstool sports book in michigan it just launched in michigan and i think they raised over two million dollars for uh small businesses in michigan obviously the barstool fund i think is is approaching 30 million dollars incredible so small business is affected by kovid yeah yeah yeah yeah excuse me by the way i've cried a few times watching those videos they're fantastic fantastic this is what i'm saying they do such a good job of they just get it they just get it and they resonate with people and i think the company has so much room for growth and as i continue to diversify my portfolio and grow my businesses it's just cool to be uh partner with someone who a i i truthfully believe in uh and then i think can can make massive waves together so a lot of big things planned for 2021 uh with bar stool and they're brand new barcelona sports book thank you thank you guys i'm happy to be here way to start the year huh yeah much better jeff i was proud of that i wasn't even listening to those yet much he goes yeah i'm much better that's fine i figured out the issue today figured it out finally hit me over the past hundred plus episodes right when things started going more in my way the first thing i did at the beginning of every episode was took my gum out and stuck it under the counter so you think your jaw was overworking you're sweating from your jawline to potentially yeah and today i looked at the set and i was like i looked under there's no gum on oh all the gums still under there oh it's the same table well in that case [ __ ] it dude i feel better already oh you were not gonna do it i wasn't gone i was gonna respect the counter but it's the same it's the same table first we didn't even talk about sit on this side why is there gum on this side that's where i started that's [ __ ] gross mike it's a thing for me man as you can tell by the fact that i'm sweating in the middle of the winter i'm a little strange george like you just kind of just gotta deal with it you know all right governor newsom this [ __ ] guy governor newsome i don't like him he's decided that covet doesn't exist anymore over california overnight overnight this dude's smile makes me want to die who bought him i want to know who blocked him i assume it's joe biden who bought this guy when he talks i go wow i could be president one day or a governor well every time this guy talks i go we could do it all of us you don't even have to be that educated or even be a good talker trump trump made me realize that huh trump made me real i swear to god reality star turned president what the [ __ ] what you're right i'm not even gonna lie dude oh god [ __ ] no we're in a weird place we're in a very weird place but this year so far has just been kind of doing this just this right here and i want to keep that energy going so back to newsom all right today governor newsome lifted the uh stay-at-home order here in los angeles county so that means uh los angeles-based small businesses and restaurants are gonna get a chance to reopen it looks like we're gonna revisit the colored tier system that's popular over there in the uk and uh well a lot of people are excited and happy about that a lot of people are questioning why now mr newsome the same people are questioning why did it happen in the first place because it doesn't seem like it's based on science because yesterday we recorded the highest number of covid related deaths ever in of it that want that want to uh respect the uh magnitude that this pandemic is are pissed off that he's doing it at a time when the the pandemic is at its highest uh death death rate and and with no vaccines in sight and so i don't know exactly what the [ __ ] is going on here i know people were calling out for him to be removed from office and so a lot of people feel like it's a knee-jerk reaction to their their call for a uh a recall on him as a governor it's very interesting gavin newsom recall so it's not an impeachment because he's not the president it's called recall it's like this is a broken item from the store like what do we recognize with salmonella do we bring another guy who has the same set of hair and teeth and he's like all right guys this is the new one brother no there's a ballot a ballot 1.5 million signatures needed to require to require a recall election they got there they got two million already out i'm be honest i don't even care because i'm leaving this state we built this brand new set and i'm out but it's getting ridiculous are you talking about a comedian friend of mine called i mean i'm not gonna say where yet you can say my name my name's george you don't have to say comedian friend comedian friend of mine called me before uh the podcast and he asked me he's like yo are you are you staying in the state i heard everyone's leaving i heard everyone's going i was like man i'm i'm looking at the next like three years of my life and it just doesn't it just doesn't make sense i i i think uh the bug is finally biting me that i i'm ready for the next chapter in my life so me and newsome are moving in together in miami based on what uh fact miami what's what's pushing you out first off the taxes here are [ __ ] insane you don't say it's gross you don't say that it's insane ruined you ruined my birthday so as so as some of the people watching this may know this was the first year that i joined the uh elusive bracket that mr paul is in here and i and you know people have told me they're like oh you're you're going to feel it man it's not it's not going to be fun family yeah whatever i paint tanks and every year man big things over here then my accountant called me and decided to call me on my [ __ ] birthday oh 52 of every [ __ ] dollar i made last year went to fixing holes in the streets and the holes aren't fixed like it's mind-blowing bro is that why you have no expense that's no that's why because we we've joked i was going to talk you know this man makes money spends none of it and since he has no expenses no business expenses he doesn't write anything off yeah so literally every dollar he makes he probably has no one ever taught you to like spend your money so you could have some of it to yourself so here's the thing as a as a ex crackhead i don't know the way you're sweating doesn't look like a crackhead it looks like a current cracker it's a current cracker he's like i'm gonna keep all my money from my job that's it taxes fifty one percent drugs that's a hundred and three percent and then you're just sweating she's profuse and then he blames it on [ __ ] gum blames it on gum and face cream no but uh but i always i always am waiting for that other shoe to fall and i talked to to our guy jed about it who you know you know has worked with people have similar stories and he's like um you got to get out of that habit man you're you're here to stay you're not going anywhere you got to start playing by the actual rules because i saved all my money assuming that tomorrow you know comes and i may not have any more and so i i [ __ ] nest egg like crazy and just put it all it's like bank said me the other day goes why do you have that many figures in a checking account like what the [ __ ] are you it's a checking account you use that to buy eggs and milk at the store you could buy a house here with it why is it in your checking account we have a group chat well you don't invest in stocks or anything we have 200 tables called the bitcoin boys just a couple boys in the house shout out shadow president president and mike's in it but he just shits on us the whole time he refuses to invest in anything i don't think he's diversified his portfolio at all please tell me you have some stocks uh tesla why this is not uh tesla this is not investing advice by the way but yeah i got some blue chips i got some tesla stuff like that but listen i pull a very nice point zero zero zero nine percent in my savings account every year but i'm thinking about next year potentially stepping it up to a cd which will get me point zero zero one percent so it's it's an extra one i just get too scared scared what about properties bro well if you bring me to vegas i'll gamble uh you bring me to vegas what i want you to do go to pennsylvania michigan use uh barcelona sports i love you i love that for you what i don't like is when you start talking about business why before you were like well i've been uh investing and uh you know it's just made me feel really comfortable to diversify more my portfolio you know like a year ago i started with you all you had was the dab you know like was this and now when i talk to you and you're like uh you know i saw your email but i'm really busy on call say you think i could circle back and like ping you later like you're using corporate terminology and i [ __ ] hate it you grew too fast i don't know what happened i swear to god the moment i turned 25 i i like looked at my hands in my bank account i said why is my money not making money yeah yeah all these equations started popping up in three-dimensional life and this this is weird i i make money but my money doesn't make money and i'm losing money because my money isn't making money for me and so i just started to stop saying yeah like you agree well i just started caring more and jeff my manager has been has been harping on this for years but i just never gave a [ __ ] bro i brought a 90 000 couch i'm a [ __ ] idiot who i was well hey which one of your friends called you an idiot when you did that oh jazz jeff you raised your finger yeah yeah it was the middle finger by the way just just in case people didn't i i just i i encourage if here's the takeaway i encourage young people to start caring about their finances sooner and i know it's tough to give a [ __ ] about something that you don't give a [ __ ] about because it's boring but gamify it make it fun um download e-trade or coinbase or something something just start start start playing it doesn't need to be vast amount amounts of money but um start understanding how the market works um whatever market it may be and uh get involved well you know i don't have anything like i don't not have any investments i just need to get a little bit more exposed it's time for you to get a vehicle that's happening this week it's me again with another word from our sponsors every new year all you hear is new year new me that usually means you'll be picking up better habits or trying new things and if you do take up a new hobby it's even better when you have amazing audio that will make the experience even better and that is why i recommend wireless earbuds from raycon whether it's following along to directions in the kitchen binging an audio book while learning to knit or power through a new workout with a pumped up playlist 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back to the program anybody hear about this roman atwood stuff uh no did you hear about this yesterday uh what happened laid on us roman atwood one of the the biggest youtubers in youtube history that's what you guys met yeah we when me and logan originally met he was there at travis for shawna's house this guy was mr surefire he was there every day making people smile more mr roman atwood everybody [ __ ] knows and loves this guy right yeah but over the past year plus he seemed to have vanished and no one knew where he went he was putting out these very you know sparse videos very very uh uh inconsistent and everybody was like where the [ __ ] the romanow would go well yesterday he puts out this video next to brittany explaining that he has had these high level stalkers that have been destroying his life over all during all of 2020 they called in bomb threats to a family funeral he was at they got access to his home and were able to de-power his home turn off electric they got control of his cars they got control of the cameras in his home and were sending him screenshots and videos off of his cameras they canceled this car insurance roman why why roman atwood he's so wholesome i don't know and and and i know he's been working with the fbi on it um and and he was finally able to tell this story but it's extremely scary because you hear stories about you know people that visit the house or they send letters or they send uh uh the uh fleshlights oh we've had that yeah that was kind of cool though like i'm your biggest fan here's my vagina yep in a box you know like that's normal but to have somebody turn off your power you know while you're trying to microwave a tostinos the little pizza rolls the access to his power grid that terrifies me because he has children children that's like what what are the cameras facing do you get what i'm saying like yeah i hear creepy stories about that stuff all the time they get like why couldn't they get like a scum of the internet [ __ ] like keemstar h3 honestly daniel keem he's one of the biggest most well-respected boxing news he's the one that bro was the breaking news about the lack of interest in your in your he texted me last week and said that there's a massive beef brewing between you and jake and he wanted me to address we're going on vacation next week i swear to god if you want to know nothing and everything that's not true go to this dude's channel why did you point at me because you're the one who's like texting him and [ __ ] no he texted me he i didn't i didn't respond back to roman atwood so hopefully this means and he might have said this at the end of the video i was trying to listen to it but jeff uh interrupted me and told me i should open a bakery and was just talking while i was watching the video which i love but at the same time i wish i had the ending to the story uh hopefully it means the fbi has been involved and so hopefully it means roman atwood will return uh to a consistent posting schedule because i know he brings a lot of light to a lot of people's lives and i think uh a lot of people want to see him on this show i think a lot of people want to see mr roman atwood on impulsive and so we hope that happens uh roman if you're watching this i hope things get better for you as well best of luck to you guys um yeah scare yourself for real yeah i love you roman something happened and something happened immediately every viewer was like it was logan logan was the one that no i really do love roman he's like an older brother to me he's so he's so nice dude something happened that i want to talk about there's a lot of pressure on this story but um somebody tries to stick their finger in your [ __ ] uh no i get angry when that happens mostly when they're strangers like i don't know excuse me sir what are you doing what are you doing guys stopping stop and shopping this is costco what are you doing in my box sir i just met you um have you you've yeah you've had absolutely i just wanted to agree with you i'm so sorry phone sex yeah you had it yeah i'll do it because good it's just my dick in my hand so okay you know what i'm saying it's like because it's is it over facetime no i'm talking good just audio okay audio yeah you uh yeah when i was young not really like not a new thing like how y'all all right listen like i was i was a kid and i thought that was cool six seven i feel like if you're in a long-distance relationship and you and you want to keep that like that fire going between you guys but like it's it's i mean you know you made the biggest i did it i mean you just suck at it that's why you just made the biggest mistake by serving this up before you told the story no also like i mean i'm dating an actress that girl could get into character like that i mean she pretends like she's in love with me every day and i love wait wait hold on i'm dating an actress too what the [ __ ] what are you saying yeah your actions would probably be a lot better go bro i just have never had phone sex before wait pause give us a little preview of you ready i'll be the girl you be you ready whoa whose story is are you ready i am ready never had phone sex before the opportunity was presented to me i said all right i got my dick got my hand got a phone cramp i'll take it from here let's give it a shot give me let's give this a shot let's give this a shot i'll i'll i'll do phone sex and i quickly realize like there's a reason i've never done it before because as goofy and as comfortable in my own skin as i am some things sexually i'm just not because i just can't take myself serious and the girl who offered the phone sex like again i learned pretty quickly was like she's pretty experienced in this arena and you know so i'm sitting there and she starts talking she starts off right so yeah excuse me uh parental control warning because yeah she goes i wish i was there just like that's sucking you know i i feel like i don't do a good job at it but you know i feel like i'm just there sucking your penis just like looking in the eyes and oh my god and it's just going down my throat and i'm like oh my god this is this is great she's really good at this but also she doesn't do those things in real life like this particular girl doesn't suck dick she doesn't so i'm like i'm like this is hot but like logically i'm like this makes no sense because like she doesn't wish these things she's just saying because we're having phone sex but like ah okay i get into it you know the good old-fashioned masculine reaction i'm getting pretty hard this is turning me on the voice the phone is incredible and uh now it's my turn right you go back and forth and [ __ ] this is it 25 years of life never had phone sex in my life what do i say so i start off i'm like hey so i the first thing i would do we'd make out we'd be we'd she's helping me out she's like yeah like oh yeah big time and and and before you know it we'd be having sex and just on the other lashes listen i look down i'm flaccid completely soft completely soft so i stopped talking right because because now i'm just like saying like dumb [ __ ] to try to keep up with this conversation so then she goes again right doing a great job rock hard again rocket ship i talk by the end of my dumb [ __ ] vomit of sensual [ __ ] i'm i'm soft again so my dick is just like yo what are we doing champ what do we do because bro when i talk i'm like this i'm like this oh i'm gonna be i'll be inside of your body that's where i'll be and you'll you'll be enjoying it most likely and so it's so that you know the clock's ticking time's running out and i'm like i got it i got to get out of here but she's into she's so into it she's doing such a great job she's a professional and eventually i just i'm like i i faked an orgasm bro i think i'm sorry i faked a phone sex orgasm because i couldn't do it so that's against the rules for men that's against the rules oh you can't do that bro bro i'm on the phone i'm like i might hit like mute a couple times make it seem like it's going in and out that's how you nut no yeah so are you a villain from like a black and white cartoon no i'm a guy i don't talk about marvel villain or something you got me coppers ah that's what they sound like in hentai uh what's your moan what do you look sound like when you're orgasming oh what you give me your real i feel like it's i feel like i'm too uh not in the mode for it no like i there's a lot of passion in it it's like the one time like i'm 100 like just like stop laughing at me this is him i love he's told me he has that problem in the past that like rampant i love you that slips out while coming i love you and she's just like you dare and he's like ah nope but i did at that moment it felt like it did don't tell girls you love him during sex even if you do even if you do you can't if you love him yeah but i try not to because did you finish no [ __ ] no no i mean like did you finish the story 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would you've told me about it [ __ ] i can't talk gross it would get me it would get me army hammered literally dude here you are [ __ ] listen let me but let me say this so she shows up my the one i that relates to the story the most shows up as a cheerleader with a a red little cheerleading outfit on with her with the midriff expose whatever and she comes in and she goes mr cheney i left my homework at home what can i do to still get an a and i i go into the same [ __ ] mode as you bro i'm like uh uh well maybe we can get you a ride back to your house to pick that up you know and maybe you could have your mom run it out to you and we'll still be able to get it graded by the end of by the end of the day and she's just like mr cheney i was thinking like maybe something a little bit more exciting and i'm just like um yeah i mean we could maybe get like one of the one of the kids from uh audio video to follow you on a skateboard or something as you go pick it up i'm not quite sure exactly what you're looking for here i'm terrible at it i'm in the same [ __ ] boat as you the worst bro but who's mr cheney i don't know i don't know i've asked her multiple i'm like is mr chaney a real person a thousand percent yeah mr cheney was that one hot young teacher right when she was a student damn she couldn't get the real one or the fake one she just could not get mr cheney at all zero so how did you did you do you pull it off because you're in percy you can't fake the orgasm no no no i mean in per at some point i just i'm like you just go through yo mr cheney ain't [ __ ] here no more you know what i'm saying like you get in a [ __ ] mode you know what i'm saying i can't do this [ __ ] i've never been i told this story with the with the whip as well i've just some of these things it's like i can't like i don't take my myself that serious right i can't get in the mode like you want me to what smack your butt like but not all the way hard because i'll kill you woman i mean yeah that's happened this just in another girl died from a booty slap it was incredible his name was and ironically his name was dick cheney i'm not kidding his name was dick cheney who's the vice president so amara is just really into vice president mr cheney i gotta prepare better next time like in ha i think that's what it is it might be a preparedness thing like what if she what if you said it to her and uh and you actually had planned it out if i had backstory there's a chance i could pull it off like if i'm just sitting there with a laptop if i dove into character i just not it's not for me guys oh that's fine i growing up i always thought you were asexual turns out i'm not yeah i used to call you a ficus why because you're just like a plant you just he doesn't care he just didn't care like we thought oh dude she's hot i think this guy's sexual destructive nothing you go in waves you go like really really really high and then like nothing yeah that's you yeah you guys try a clubhouse i've heard a lot about this i'll make a face or it's already valued at over a billion dollars clubhouse gets a billion dollars another test silicon valley app gets a billion dollar valuation guess what i have to tell you about valuations it'll [ __ ] matter equity i got your equity that's my favorite still hey man like you give me enough you give me enough of your stuff you push this app for me it gets you 20 equity you know what that equity's worth i'm like nothing can i buy broccoli with it see maybe this is my short-term thinking again you know what i'm saying but also at the same time like what's the jeff what's the percentage of these [ __ ] that actually sell it's so low three it's almost like winning the lottery it's crazy some creators would tell you that's a bad business strategy mr beast is diversifying in a way where he's taking equity from a bunch of little companies and let me pre like post suffix or preface or whatever i still have equity in a couple things that i truly believe in i'm not saying it's a bad strategy overall but it's like the go-to offer for silicon valley got i'll give you some sweat ec bruh you want a little sweat act man you do a little work for us do a little work for you oh no you said enough so i don't think you should do that i would be the king of sweat equity sir actually i have enough of you to see i don't need anymore thank you it hurts me that you say that because i i have equity in clubhouse i was one of the first um hey i think clubhouse is bound to go go for a billion man that's the one dude i lied clubhouse it's an invitation on the app i'm on it oh you are yeah i'm on it yeah so you you you listen to people one can set up a room with a topic and it's basically like a virtual stage where there can be multiple speakers in a room and thousands of people can listen to these people talk about xyz and i i started experimenting with it i think it's a i think it's a cool concept at first i didn't i definitely didn't like i definitely made fun of it and then i hopped on i was like oh this is very interesting network-wise i think i could meet some cool people um on this app because allegedly some billionaires and some high-profile people make their way in there and are actively using the app listen yeah yeah for sure that could have been the best linkedin thing i'm not listen i'm not i'm not i'm [ __ ] around to an extent i i think i think it's great and i think p there's a huge appetite for long-form discussion which is evidenced by the people watching the show right now and people want to hear people talk about diverse topics the one thing that i uh don't love about the current landscape of the internet in general is that the saturation of subject matter experts is so high right now and when you provide just another catalyst for subject matter ex he is the eminent preeminent subject matter expert on e-commerce and you get all these dudes in there by the way who who who knows like what their credentials are like they're like yeah he worth over 30 then the next guy comes in worth over 60 million in sweat equity he has over 90 million in sweat equity in his bank account and they're mike they're like wow that dude's loaded on sweat equity he could buy 10 sweat equity bentleys i i just don't know i i love it because i like the idea of listening to people talking if people want to [ __ ] digest that content and also by the way like i really hope it works out for whoever created it i hope it goes for a billion and a half it will well said though my biggest my biggest problem navigating the app was i don't it's hard to qualify people if their names i don't recognize which is everyone on the app almost yeah uh it's yeah it's it's in a weird space like i hopped on it once i did one talk and i was like yo like i have a podcast what the [ __ ] am i like well just at what point does it get too noisy at what point is everybody talking you know what i'm saying and how do you cut through that and how do you cut through that do you have an answer to someone because that's like the golden question for this age we're living in anyways 2021 is how do you how do you filter the [ __ ] noise and [ __ ] that everyone is is uh yapping about nowadays because everyone has a voice you can do something or say something about whatever and be an expert on subject matter are you talking about uh how do you navigate the receiving end of said content or how do you navigate the the delivery end like are you the creator because we're throwing information you know all day i walk outside and 10 different people will tell me 10 different things about xyz i i i guess the the biggest thing would be to spend uh to put in the work would be the number one like spend enough time and effort truly digging into your sources before you call them subject matter experts right like what is what is this person really saying what are people saying about this person what are other people in the industry saying like as we've talked about so much in the past we are a headline driven society and so people look and they're like wow that guy you know is worth 36 million dollars i'm going to listen to everything he has to say i'm gonna take it all and that's gonna be my new route to success right so i think i think you need to i think you need to personally qualify a little bit of everything you know more of everything you hear and then also i would say like take take every take a little bit from a lot of people like don't look at one person to be your to be your savior for your direction in life yeah it's tough man i don't believe [ __ ] anyone you're automatically met with with resistance i'll hear you yeah yeah but i don't know if i'm actually downloading your information which is good which is good which is good and it's kind of that like you think army hammers really eaten girls brains well yeah well hold up david says well he's like who's this he's just saying that based on he's just saying that based on he has david has actual first-hand novels it's a baking soda no sorry that's arm and hammer it's a this is a different it's a altogether different entity different life form even it's not powder of any kind oh he's an actor yes oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [ __ ] oh this girl was at our house oh is that how you know who the [ __ ] wait is that the right one oh we're like intertwined that's the one i've seen her who the [ __ ] was that why why do why do people like this always look like this guy oh no oh wait she went public with the [ __ ] story oh i thought you were just telling me about it because you had phone sex with her now is this is this true is this true or are we just kind of like throwing gasoline on a fire that doesn't need to be lit is no no we've seen the verse as james charles would say the [ __ ] receipts bro oh really they exist dude and this dude is pocketing toes eating dear hearts um i mean you know he's got more this girl's name paige paige but but yeah supposedly you know and this bit you know what would you call me a b-list actor i have gotten a dm saying army had sent me photos of me tied up that i didn't know about i didn't even know the photos existed or what they looked like i don't know if i was blindfolded and she was branded like a cattle i feel like we may have not prefaced the story enough well we're discovering it look well that's weird i guess who who's this guy again what is the acting he's he played the the winklevoss twins in social network yep what else he's on a big show sorry to bother you sorry i didn't know if you were saying sorry for bothering me while i was talking i thought you were actually saying that sorry to bother you uh he all from what i understand he also was looked at as a potential actor for uh fifty shades wow which would have made a ton of sense yeah exactly they just knew they looked at them they're like this [ __ ] yeah absolutely but um he's been he hurts people he's he's been under fire for the past couple weeks as uh one instagram account started to reveal um these dms between him and and and women that were quite [ __ ] damning i'd like to uh cut you your body into p i'd like to cut you into pieces and have sex with the pieces i'm sorry what's that german say it in english i want to [ __ ] your i want to [ __ ] your actual brain he had he had eaten a deer's heart uh in front of a friend after it just died on the road after it got hit by a car i bet this dude's a beast at phone sex oh he'd crush it he'd crush it yeah do you think like it's crazy how stuff like this could start spreading we we see things that yeah like you said can be pretty damning but let's also be clear we're not saying it didn't happen either yeah by any means but but like i i hate this [ __ ] because like it's it's so catastrophic to this man's life yeah if he didn't do this that's terrible like this guy's image is completely destroyed now but if he did do this then good [ __ ] them well i'm i'm gonna lean on to decide that it definitely did happen but we don't know just because we have that personal german uh anecdote like we know this girl right like is there multiple women that came out and said that's the case and they're all saying the same thing the same thing a hundred screenshots he's saying from the audience because we still don't have subtitles or ability to show you what the person's saying which we should probably work on yeah because i know the audience has been been asked we can what if instead of depending on public sentiment on screenshots which can obviously be you know fabricated in this day and age you know first hand stories conversation we let the investigative process take place this is something that we've been missing out on for years now this is just another result of cancel culture cancel culture can go in a million different ways one of which is making decisions and passing judgments without due process and the necessary information to do so what's the due process here uh this is a criminal case 100 there's there's people claiming uh sexual assault there's people claiming uh the the uh threat of is it being criminally investigated is it being criminally investigated is it being criminally investigated we'd have to ask a criminal all right is it being criminally investigated [ __ ] so now i just even made it did i'm horrible of a person and i'm sweaty this is why i'm just be careful because like this is what i hate and i'll just say this i i can't stand when people just say [ __ ] as soon as they hear it they just like spread it out and also i hate i i hate to say this but i i hate when girls fake that [ __ ] because if this shit's real you know i'm like there's so many fake cases that it buries the real kids oh there's nothing worse there's nothing like you're a horrible horrible human being if you're going to lie about this [ __ ] so i i'd say i'm gonna wait until the police get involved and and if they announce i say we bring it back up on the podcast his point though which is the the major point here and the valid one is that this may not be a criminal case and so what ends up uh coming up here is a question about kink a question about uh what how far is too far when it comes to weirdness in the [ __ ] bedroom oh i know exactly the answer it's as soon as one person steps out of the line and that person is now uncomfortable in any way shape or form so if you're like yo we're going to do this and then i agree to it but then i'm like yo yo i didn't hey finger in the butt totally fine branding me with your name i'm off got it i don't know how we are in 2021 and we still don't know the line of like hey don't do that and it's okay to do but how do we but i think to logan's point is that that consent or lack thereof can also be taken out of the story do you know what i'm saying like the girl is like yeah yeah and then you get they get branded and they that part gets removed you know what i'm saying so it's it's it's as robin thicke once said in the words of robin thicke blurred lines it's just i'm sorry i don't [ __ ] know what i'm saying i'm sweaty these dm's hey hey hey dm's are heavy man are they are you gonna put one up or no i don't know if i can i read one i'll read it yeah yeah go ahead i know but i can't stop thinking of [ __ ] your actual brain and that's sweetest thing you've said me too it sounds incredible everything you are every thought every emotion everything yo hold up wait hold up hold up hold up how can you sense thing you are [ __ ] every f [ __ ] every sense thing you are you gotta talk dude that sounded like the joke it sucks just knowing that like dyslexia also affects weird people yeah check this out so i'm reading the screenshot and it's just the things that he said yeah with the responses and those things have been deleted like here here's what it could have been um like what's she what's the she likes hers like regardless this woman unsent hers because it says i know like what did she say like it's it's missing context that's the sweetest thing you've said me too it sounds incredible like if they're just going back and forth and then you hear one side of a very very deep sexual kink it's gonna be [ __ ] weird i'm not standing up for the guy i i i i wait but then what do you think corroborated stories for this [ __ ] to not be true but like there's there are two sides of everything but wouldn't he have the the ones to to read but now he but now he's confirming everything that he i think he has come out and said that this is not true i don't like talking really yeah yeah it's crazy that someone was like talking about it brought it up what's wrong with you well he says he wants to [ __ ] a brain no he didn't we're not even talking about disgusting we no one said that the last thing we were talking about was was barstool you have we ever wanted to [ __ ] a brain what do you say what you've been watching i thought you're a christian i don't like both of you i love you guys but i just don't like you as human beings i'm settling back in no more sweat guys it was just today it was today only you put me out of commission for two weeks am i the only one who wonders what his boxers are like right now like how wet their your boxes oh he got no boxers on dawg thank you you don't [ __ ] know me but i don't [ __ ] wear underwear oh sorry we interrupt this program to bring you a word from our sponsors support for impulsive is brought to you by manscaped who is the best in men's below the waist grooming manscape offers precision engineered tools for your family jewels they obsess over their technology developments to provide you the best tools for your grooming experience talking points do not read hosts and talk about a time when he's hurt his butt oh i've hurt my balls i'm not gonna lie no seriously like it's a it's an actual thing it's just hard because you know the the this is kind of gross but the texture of the scrotum is not always 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shipping get 20 off plus free shipping with the code of logan at manscape.com your balls will thank you the relationship with the mother and how it affects your ability to love something i've been thinking about a lot lately i don't know why robin's your mom's a sweetheart me my mom i'm a mama's boy and sometimes i wonder uh if if my uh inability to be extremely committed and affectionate in a relationship to a point where i'm all in it's because i have a wall up because i'm like you're not my [ __ ] mom you ain't you ain't taking my mom's place don't and by the way i'm saying this jokingly but i guarantee this is a thing and i'm also not saying it's something i suffer from but it's just something i've been thinking of lately do you think that the how you were loved by your mother as a child and in your developmental stages your adolescence has an effect on how you treat women i'm sure but also more so how you commit and love women yeah bro have you not heard like people like girls will fall in love with guys that are like their dad and guys would do the same like it's kind of gross but there's so many times i see belle do things i'm like [ __ ] that's like exactly like my mom like you fall in love with the people that you looked up to or they like loved you saying my mom's a retired porn star george like at what [ __ ] point have you crossed the line you want to [ __ ] brains now you're cutting that's not chill yeah you don't sweat again you have to cross a line multiple times just so just ease up i just want okay i can't even keep a straight face i'm gonna be i don't i don't know what to do here obviously hit the nail on the head yes it can be also like no maybe not you know i women i have dated don't resemble sweet sweet pam kind of no yeah i was growing up like my mom loved the [ __ ] out of me but i'm sorry mom i'm gonna out you here a little bit i don't remember many conversations from my mom's side on how to be a suitable suitor you're telling me hold on a sec before i go no stop i need to ask this [ __ ] question are you telling me that you learned how to properly handle the courting process from for women from greg paul which is why i'm so bad at it oh yes gp having phone sex yeah so what i would do is i'd run over a deer and then run inside of you yeah yeah hello you like bow and arrow another one no no the only thing i can remember remember my mom giving me advice on was uh to not eat spaghetti in front of my date's parents yeah like weird like they give you like weird little rules too messy right yeah yeah and she slurped that [ __ ] up like that's so funny you say that that is the most pointless [ __ ] are you kidding me what son do me a favor uh forget about unprotected sex spaghetti see that was don't do it that was greg unprotected sex was good what was it i gotta hear this what did he say always wear condoms you don't know the story yeah i don't know the story no about him asking you to be protected i'm like you know oh this is 13 14. he goes okay you know why are you guys doing joker and batman what the [ __ ] is happening here wanna [ __ ] oh you get the only you get you know these women are going to want to have sex with you and a lot of them are going to tell you to do it without a raincoat that's what he called it they got different names for everything a wrinkle and every time a girl wants to have sex with you without a raincoat you picture me behind them going like this i wish we could zoom in so yo every time a girl is like you have a condom i'm like of course and she goes well i'd rather not gp's [ __ ] bald-ass head this beard that's now turned into a skunk he's got two white stripes for some reason yeah i don't like that no sex is synonymous with my dad you're say that one more time sex is synonymous with greg for me dude greg's mine too if i'm having sex with you there's a good chance i'm thinking about my dad oh lord oh god at least for one second just gp coming at you yeah he ruined me he ruined me oh you've ruined me uh yeah that's maybe that's why you don't really look for people yeah somebody your parents man i agree i would not do that if i was in the dating realm and gp and pam were my my mom's she gave me she gave me some advice i just remember the majority of the young bachelor conversations coming from greg and you can't imagine how those looked you know what i'm saying i feel like our dads would get along because my dad was my dad was a he liked to have a little bit of fun what i'm saying yeah not really not really a one-woman kind of guy you know what i'm saying i need to like to have a little fun it's all sad i can throw my dad on the bus well i mean you just did you just did it with like an italian accent like to have a little bit of fun you know who likes that i'm not gonna say anything but not one vagina for this guy you know what i'm saying i've seen a lot of clips on tick tock and youtube and i just don't know about this whole monogamy thing it's scary it scares me i read a statistic that uh i think it's it's like i'm just throwing an answer because it could be any number i think it's like two-thirds of people that get married before the age of 30 end up getting divorced oh yeah what the [ __ ] i mean it was 55 a long time i mean listen dude it's just it's human nature i think i just so so what you get married for for what purpose like thinking you can beat the eye i'll be honestly i'm pretty sure marriage is a industry plant like that is created simply to create happiness for the woman like like in all honesty like i just want to have a pretty wedding with all my family there we got the chairs and everything like at some point you just gotta [ __ ] eat that bullet like as a guy like you're not 60 of couples married couples between the age of 20 to 25 will end in divorce what the [ __ ] are we doing what i'm telling you it's a ceremonies it's ceremonial i'm telling you bro at the end of the day here's how like as far as amber's concerned or or any girl that's watched i think the way to suck your guy you're sucking suck off your guy i think the way to suck your guy into marriage is to quite literally suck him into marriage so is to is to talk about the food that will be at the event like if she was like man filet mignon the [ __ ] little you know the coconut shrimps will get them from outback with the dipping sauce we can get the outback bread with them on the cutting board with the honey butter on the side everything the truffle butter bro you could suck me into that with good food like literally i'm gonna be honest i didn't hear anything you just said i just pictured you like 15 years from now really really big your girl looks exactly the same am i sweating and you're sweating and you're just talking about food and you're just you're just you're in danger man past the age of 32 the odds of divorce increase by five percent per year at age of marriage what are we talking so the higher the older you are getting married the chances of you getting divorces higher yeah well babe we better make this quick like [ __ ] yeah like y'all are different man i think you guys oh yeah yeah yeah nah you're [ __ ] up they are so divorced i don't think i'd ever no you wouldn't leave you though no i think dead ass think about that all the time i remind you i'm kidding i'm kidding but but i have that this very dystopian way of thinking and as a product of a divorce family which you are also it just seems like it seems like the natural goal of things like you hang out for a while you pop out a couple of [ __ ] offspring yeah and then before you know it you know your significant other showing up with their new significant other and you're you know at the banks putting unisom in their mashed potatoes at the dinner table you know to i don't [ __ ] know i'm so sorry well said it's just uh it's a little depressing like i often look at uh very successful celebrities you know justin bieber leo i mean what do you think what will happen he did something right for now though that's what i'm saying i'm wishing his marriage the best but we'll see uh you know go the way he's trying to tell go away leo just like her leo drake tom cruise it's just why is drake not married does he even have a girlfriend maybe why is leo not me he's been dating a girl for a long time a very long time the same girl steady relationship but why is he not married is it is it like a conventional thing that millennials gen z have like made up and had it set in their mind to try to accomplish for so long and then when you're older you're like oh this is like this is slightly unrealistic yo drink that milk in the fridge there's a 50 chance it's bad you drinking that milk no but then again so that you enter marriage accepting that reality or potential outcome and you do it for the experience you just just when it comes to proposing as a man you have to this is what i think i think a healthy marriage is like my parents they don't ever cross the table my mom's like i tell my father how to act my father's not gonna tell my mom how to act but they keep themselves in check and once somebody gives up on trying like my mom is at an age where she could stop looking pretty but she gets up every morning and looks pretty from my father i think once somebody gives up then the team starts to like fall apart but i truly feel that if you really love somebody and you put in that work and also here's another thing divorce i guarantee you a lot of people that got divorced they probably went into the marriage thinking it's not gonna it's not gonna work out and so when there's a problem they're just kind of like oh this is how the reality is i don't like this instagram post i'ma delete it i don't like this youtube i'm getting rid of it i could replace it there's so many options it's like i don't know work on your relationship i don't know if that's necessarily true i don't know that it's a new thing because these rates have been this high it's been 55 it's not like it's not like it's the a result of that new i get what i want right now mentality that you're talking about i think people people have been divorcing at 50 plus percent for decades and decades and decades it's not a new thing what i would love to see is a is a uh some sort of other factors involved charting as to what the biggest contributors are to a higher divorce rate i.e where are most divorces happening i.e for example one thing i think of is last week ben affleck one of everyone's favorite poster childs for success sobriety and happiness throwing a full-sized cutout of his girlfriend in the trash you're lying pull it up you're lying pull it up bro because this is just you got to see this caught ben affleck like what cut out yeah girlfriend's trap be typing ben affleck's girlfriend's trash that's what he typed in wait while they broke up and the next day he said [ __ ] your cardboard cutout that [ __ ] full size in the trash can bro oh my god didn't even fold it up oh oh that's an uh she's a famous actress yeah she was in um swords so yeah uh uh uh yes knives uh dueling knives what's it called very good she's great so so they had this relationship that lasted almost a year andy where why does he look like a gardener well that's a trash collector that's not him but but but uh he you know we got another breakup i know that got me too why why how could you do that um ben has obviously struggled with a tremendous amount of demons over the past you know decade and continues to have trouble but he joins in that club of actors that you just brought up of you know these a-list actors who uh are unable to or or by the way are you and this is why yeah yeah so you know and also i don't mean to say this in any disrespect at all but like if a man is having his own demons is he able to be in a relationship right now great question i think people need to work on themselves and be fully comfortable with what they got going on before they invite somebody into their [ __ ] life at that level or or by the way some people just need to marry the [ __ ] demons like in all honesty like like there are some people who have just settled in the fact and i think leo and tom you know kind of join this category as they continue to move in and out of these high profile relationships where i think what are you saying where i think they've just accepted the fact like yo this is how my life is i'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life stuck in the hell hole that is banging the hottest 19 year old models in the world i've just had to come to accept it this is what my life is i will burn in the hellfire of fresh vagina every year and trips to mykonos and and lace thongs and the beauty that is youth eternal and i sit and i feel for these men the sadness of having to live that life you you say it as a joke but you know that is sad it's horrible it sounds terrible you're putting it in a good way no i'm not because you want to have that long meaningful connection with the person where they never crossed the line you're at the dinner table the same [ __ ] person you ate with for the past 60 [ __ ] years what's new with you today i got some new seeds i'm gonna plant out back in the garden you talk to george at all yeah he's doing well you want some of these mashed potatoes i hate [ __ ] mashed potatoes no i'm playing do you think i'm kidding you guys are hurt i'm kidding i'm kidding love is the most beautiful thing on this planet but but to your point i think there are some people out there who struggle with their own their own selves so much that it that it inflicts pain on their relationships as well i agree with you you think if you get married once and then you get divorced yeah and then you get married again you think you'd take your learnings and be more successful or least successful than your first marriage i think it's it all depends on the 66 of second marriages end of divorce uh what about third well let's give it that should show you that they're not 73 percent of all third marriages what else is there for four no because i think most people get no they die they just die bro i've been married three times 75 chance like you don't get better you don't learn i don't think it's a learning thing i think it's a situational based thing like if the girl cheated on you or the guy cheated on you like you can't learn from that you know you just kind of oh no yes you can how you can't choose their decisions yeah you gotta spot a cheater like can you not feel this can you not feel this so funny say that yo i've had conversations with people that i've been talking to and they're like i'm loyal i like yo you want a cookie i have blonde hair and the sky's blue during the day loyalty is such a a given i feel like y'all this guy not in this city homie depends on where you're at who are you dating are you doing this in this city in the words of the great poet laureate jack harlow we got options i got options bro you know what i'm saying and so that and i'm not saying me you're talking about me i'm 36. i sweat a lot i'm not talking about myself i'm just saying a lot of people in this city but you just nailed it by the way exactly what i'm saying the options part it's greed hell yeah it's greed and guess what happens greed catches up to you it's not greed i don't want to justify you one day we're going to be older so exercise your right to buy those options when you're not in a committed relationship that's all i'm you know like loyalty i don't yo [ __ ] cool yeah good for you're a good person cool well also nice well also don't assume that that's the only trauma that could contribute to a failed relationship i mean cheating there's a ton and and but to to the point i think what happens here a lot too and this is something that i continue to work on in my own relationship it's something that we still struggle with there's a lot of people who wade slowly into a relationship and in those early first steps men especially make very poor decisions in the beginning and so oh we were in this and i'm speaking from full-on experience i was in this gray area where we weren't really dating and i did some dumb [ __ ] and and as the man i call it dumb [ __ ] that's like easily forgivable the girl never [ __ ] forget they never forget that [ __ ] so i think you have to be very cautious and careful as you wade into the relationship and understand that any false moves could affect the rest of your [ __ ] life that's just how it goes unless you're you're dating some pro empath who could easily forgive and forget which most people are not yeah don't cheat how easy is that definitely don't cheat but also like are we are we um are we at a point in in society where this is okay you know what i'm saying like like who who what's the tattoo on the back i don't i don't think that'll ever be okay do you think do you think like this was planned or do you think he was like having a good i think so he fell asleep and his friends pranked him no listen back to ben he has some mental issues and some substance abuse issues that he can i heard he's a phenomenal poker player though oh really yeah like he got kicked out of casinos because he like counts cards and [ __ ] he's also a phenomenal actor um but we can make accusations i feel like that's what this podcast is thank you for watching this episode of impulsive we're back season three hit that subscribe button turn your notifications on it's gonna be great all right see you next time

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Id: pUoilBzq7eQ

Length: 76min 52sec (4612 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 26 2021