Exposing The Richest YouTubers - IMPAULSIVE EP. 263

this is what i would i like to say let me preference this has changed my life perfect let me preface breakfast i will never say it right on the show ever i will never ever say right i won't do it anyways let me preface it and did i say it right now you're ready this is your diary dylan dear diary i slept with a friend hey hey hey this is why he wrote he wrote dylan wrote this for us by the way i slept with her friend comma this is not a story about cheating this is a story about love dylan what this is not like you even produce this show anymore bro you're just writing a diary to me he was drunk he was like [ __ ] up i love her guys are we rolling yeah welcome back to impossible the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing the energy in this house is ridiculous i don't know if uh are you guys ready for this yo i just said this before if i'm ever a pallbearer at like a funeral or some [ __ ] and like they're like okay we're gonna start with the six pallbearers right now and someone anyone says you all ready for the it's over casket drops granny rolls down the [ __ ] street you can't say that why was his grandmother rolled up we're talking about poison pallbearer for a wedding i think that's the ring bear paw patrol that carries you when you're dead that's just me as a giant animal in the woods what's up with the bears this is all in chicago what are you wearing y'all ready for this all right so i was reading old i was reading old comments on uh old night shift youtube videos last night because every night for the past two weeks i've done the same thing um i eat really bad late at night i'll play some call of duty and then i go in my bed and i cry myself to sleep and i've been doing that for the past two weeks and it's not like a soft cry it's a full-on weeping with it why are you telling us things we already know okay right last night i was watching old youtube videos of myself because i love watching myself and one of the comments said he thinks he looks young because of his face it's because he dresses like a [ __ ] child oh you were aggressive graphic tees and hoodies and hats yeezy old yeezys and so today i woke up and i said you know what for one day and one day only i'm gonna be mortgage mike going back to the love sack days we're about to ipo this show here i am you look good i got slacks on i'm actually trying to refinance my house i wanted to ask you some questions i wanted to get an interest rate at 2.4 right now can we do that wardrobe will do that to you guys mortgage rates are at a historical low george i know i'm very sad i'm actually trying to refinance money are you actually yes today today is national women's day shout out to all the women in the world we love you guys uh you're much better at us nice not not not better at everything but most things danny you're the only woman in this garage right now and you know how much we love you and appreciate you and value you and i love you and appreciate you and value and you're looking great today with that nice professional outfit that is better than mike's why does it have to go to look slogan uh you appreciate her first well then her looks well just wardrobe i will make your ira and your 401k disappear in five seconds okay okay fine burger king a company not doing a great job you believe internationally dude and as as as corporate mike today the brand team just can't be super happy about this now so i now so i see this last night it's it was posted at 1 am uh uh us time women belong in the kitchen this had to be a drunk tweet at 1am women belong in the kitchen question do you think they're saying this in a positive way because they have a kitchen and they were like we make the best burgers so the women cook the berries there's a whole story there okay the in the in the tweet that follows there is the reasoning for why they said it which is that i believe only 20 of chefs or women we're on a mission to change the gender ratio in the restaurant industry by empowering female employees with the opportunity to pursue a culinary career so there is a story here there there was a purpose to this tweet sure but with the burger king brand marketing team needs to understand [ __ ] don't read the tweets after the first one they don't care they don't give a [ __ ] about headlines they don't give a [ __ ] about contests do they know that because we're talking about no so it worked but they are getting torched how bad i mean bro like they're going to survive but you want to know who they have the biggest problems with other fat other smarter fast food brands like you know wendy like check check some of the replies oh like wendy started taking shots or uh kfc games kc gaming the best time to delete this post was immediately after posting it the second the best time is now with colonel sanders a hundred percent you know you know this went through the entire approval process so basically what happens with social media at brands like this is uh the the social media coordinator or brand manager creates what's called an editorial calendar just like any other outgoing communication right that calendar then goes in front of the brand team and the brand marketing team will make final decisions as to what can and can't go out so there 100 was more than one to five to ten people involved in the in the decision-making around this tweet here's their somewhat apology we hear you we got our initial tweet wrong and we're sorry our aim was to draw attention to the fact that only 20 of professional chefs in uk kitchen are women and to help change that by awarding culinary scholarships we will do better next time can i be honest should i never apologize i'm at a bit of a crossroads i find it odd and there might be a better way to highlight misogynistic behavior by being misogynistic but they got exactly what they were looking for i mean here we are talking about it on impulsive they went incredibly viral and they got a lot of earned media because of it in a time when burger king may need that wendy's wendy's tweets are fire going viral every other week kfc taco bell don't even get me started on taco bell uh yeah they did it you know pretty wild stuff i mean on national women's day i'm not i'm not a huge believer in you know apologizing just based on on the cancel culture but like this one this one like so here's the question it always comes down to intent if the or or it should at least it doesn't always because people don't even care about that most of the time they just care about the [ __ ] headline and causing a stir but if the intent was that apparent in the tweet which was that they are trying to get more women to have their culinary uh journeys paid for or whatever it was that's one thing but there it could be argued that the entire point of this tweet was to cause a discussion that sold more cheeseburgers and if that's the case that changes the story dramatically that's what i'm saying as a marketer i'm like it's shock value i also can't believe how many [ __ ] retweets there are and why like are are these people like yeah women do belong in the kitchen are they are they trying to highlight the conversation but they're probably quote 330 000 retweets they're probably quote tweeting saying like somebody's ass got fired or like my response was bold strategy let's see if it pays off that's why i'm like hey like they're what he said and although it no one gives a [ __ ] about it except people on a podcast or people willing to listen to a podcast and actually listen to people intent does mean something to me anyways yeah of course not enough yeah yeah you know you know who's he knew who else are we going are we gonna get off women i just wanted to ask this question before we leave international women's day sure uh what's the most important thing you guys ever learned from a from a woman how to live my mom taught me everything any anything specific that you honestly yeah i'll name one i really cherish how she taught me how to love people and forgive i think those are the two things that that's changed my life dramatically mm-hmm so i think that putting my pride away being a good person i think that's one thing my mom and dad really installed in me my love for god installed like a machine took it download it took a little sale nope installed through george's usb port i wish you guys would stop bullying george you're not gonna be able to keep [ __ ] doing this [ __ ] george i'll just drink my water sad hey how'd you guys like those t-shirts you got last episode oh no oh my god the ufologist was gone the ufologist gave me a mic a t-shirt phenomenon is the fact that i didn't get one i was you know you know what no one no there weren't any comments when charlie rocket didn't bring me a pair of shoes those comments weren't there they were like everyone's like [ __ ] we want mike to be barefoot forever we we're glad he didn't get it those shoes except he's been texting us a lot i have to say james fox the ufologist great episode great underview episode go watch out my favorite yeah fantastic uh he's been texting us he feels horrible and he's been trying to get our address to send you as many shirts as you can live on where for the rest of you i'm surprised that it actually got that much he he even said my nephew made it for you like it wasn't him like his he was just fulfilling a nephew request and he was a sweet guy off camera was a very very very beautiful soul to man are you [ __ ] kidding me like there's no way we're back in this [ __ ] of situation about what he brought two [ __ ] shirts he didn't bring it like there was no intent people were like maybe he just doesn't like uh assyrians well like they turn it into like a [ __ ] thing i wish our i wish our audience would start to like be a different kind of audience can i tell you that isn't aligned with you guys no i don't shut the [ __ ] up can i tell you what the most important thing that i learned from my mom was yes that's what i asked when i was going through puberty um i just didn't understand like the logistics of my penis yeah never did i still don't but uh are you about to tell me your mom knows everything about your dick damn near oh my god damn near but i was always curious how a a guy could ejaculate and also pee out of the same hole i didn't i was like ten it didn't make any [ __ ] sense to me i said mom like how like what happens if you know they happen at the same time what comes first the ejaculate or my urine and she said logan i think you know one reaction overrides the other and that was the most important thing she ever taught me it's [ __ ] traumatizing she's a nurse why would you ask your mom so not every single time you're like uh uh you're like thanks ma now i know why yeah my mom taught me about finding better hiding spots she found all my drugs i mean my mom was the [ __ ] but dude i couldn't bro i put [ __ ] in the weirdest spots like mom what are you doing in my ski boots today why were you in my [ __ ] ski boots she's like i found a half a pound in your ski boots i'm like what first of all why do you talk like banks oh mom why are you talking like that i just gave her the weirdest voice no porn michael off topic but i just want to know do you guys ever allowed to touch the thermostat growing up yeah i was allowed to touch it to turn it down further it only went one direction if it was the winter down and if it was the summer off no ac allowed at the house and no [ __ ] heat yes i was yeah i wasn't giving the uh it's so funny because i still to this day when i touch it i'm like yeah that's [ __ ] right i like this [ __ ] and i like tear it out i'm like you know what it's [ __ ] hot here turn on did you have that situation temperature's interesting because everyone you know has a different feeling about temperature i like the room cold 69 degrees i'm chilling okay so did my dad and my brother so we kind of all got along we wasn't the thermostat this is not based whatsoever on personal preference this is based on authority cost no it's cost that's it parents don't parents aren't like oh no i actually like to wear a hoodie and feel cozy and keep the house a little cooler it stays cold in the winter because it costs less [ __ ] money to heat the house okay so you don't touch that [ __ ] thermostat are you paying the [ __ ] bills to live here until you are until you live under my [ __ ] roof you don't touch the [ __ ] thermostat you piece of [ __ ] son i had this problem with girls [ __ ] you mom i'm going to do drugs all because of this she's like what did i find your snow boot it's [ __ ] cold in here mom i need something to warm me up heroin's doing it oh yeah i'm getting arguments with girls because because after you have no seriously after you have the issue and you run into it with your family you grow up you get a girlfriend you know how many girls don't love the temperature at 69 degrees you ever shower with the [ __ ] girl yo singing cause i'm telling you every time i hop in the shower with a girl my skin is melting why how is that possible how can they survive at temperatures that high and that's why i think women thrive in um arid deserted absolute sun beating down on your skin type weather and you know i i again i run hot so i keep my environments cold do men do men uh naturally run a bit hotter than women is that like a more natural because there's a lot of science i mean now you're being sexist because that's generally the case like women are always cold i'm always hot you know what i'm saying like i'm always hot always and also there's a reason why the term room temperature exists you guys know what room temperature is how i like my water it's usually can isn't usually considered to be 68 degrees is that room temperature no is that wrong [ __ ] idiot it's this temperature of the room i thought there's like seven george you don't have to bully me here on impulsive in front of all these fans it's not gonna work man they don't go that way they don't go that way they're like not enough mike gets fully fair they're all like yeah [ __ ] you mike yeah damn right uh all right pop onto the pizza [ __ ] let's go papa john's i can't believe it what you asked wait i asked you yesterday defines ambient room temperature is 77 degrees pharmaceutical industry controlled room temperature 68 degrees that just didn't help go ahead pop john sorry papa john's you asked me yesterday when we got pizza yes when we were hi do you want papa john's cheese man or joe's pizza and i had to go with joe's pizza because we all know papa john's is a racist but apparently he's improving in the past 20 months improving him being a racist let's uh is he becoming a better race i don't know i don't know here i'm going to play this clip here my god again you have a public board that paints its chairman uh complicit passive or active they paint the founder as a racist they know he's not a racist it's just unbelievable and i used to lay in bed just going how did they do this and we've had three goals for the last 20 months to get rid of this uh n word uh in my uh vocabulary and dictionary and everything else because it's just not true figure out how they i'm sorry what did you say just now papa what's that dad it's taking you 20 months to remove the n-word from your vocabulary well that's not the part that shocks me huh it does take a while to break a habit the problem in my eyes is that that habit is belonging to a ceo of a massive corporation a year and a half it's that hard he probably dude something tells me this dude's been rocking that bro let me ask you a question i'm so lost ready what the [ __ ] is george how do you not know about this well because this is the story he's very lost all right listen imagine if somebody told this is not me what is he coming in you're just saying it like in rap songs or is it who knows no we're not talking about soft a's here talk we're talking hard ours stop for a second okay this has been an ongoing story it's the reason why he's no longer the [ __ ] ceo of papa john's he is a racist he was born in a racist way there's a reason why he's on oan right now because these are the kind of people that probably go on that [ __ ] station okay if i asked you tomorrow to 1 000 immediately remove the word bro from your vocabulary or or some other word that you use quite often so for you it'd probably be zeitgeist naughty or naughty psychiatrist you may have to set a long-term target on room and by the way it would say it would take me 20 months that's what i'm saying stop saying nutty dude it would take that's nutty that's not even you to even ask me that 20 months go yeah it can't be that hard it really i i hear you i'm with you on that too does he have a pr team i'm really watching some people who talk you know i've worked i've worked hard to hire somebody it's only taking place out of my vocabulary it's that's what we've been doing we've got three goals so yesterday i only said it nine times that's it so he's tied into all of this uh conservative versus liberal uh trump type stuff the reason why he wrote he actually resigned as the company ceo in late 2017 after he said that nfl leaders handling of the national anthem protests had hurt business for papa john's uh and the protest should have been nipped in the bud a year and a half ago yeah he's not the only one i feel like once you hit an age you just gotta you gotta have to take responsibility of what you say you know what i mean i feel like if you if like i if i i recent i'm not gonna say his name but he was d he was uh going through a lot of things they pulled up videos of him when he was like nine or ten years old at the park with his friends and he was trying to act cool and you said edward cancel them when you're 9 to 10 you're developing you know there's words you shouldn't say you know that's a whole different story than when you're like 40 years old why i think this is funny is because i think uh i think a lot of people have had to practice this cleanse as he calls it or him trying to not say this word and like i'm telling you it's not that hard i don't understand he's like i can't do it he's like i can't visit nicaragua no more it's too close he's like if i see martial arts experts and i want to call him ninjas i can't say it i got to say martial arts experts cause the word's too goddamn close he's like i don't wear nikes only adidas the words god too goddamn close anything with an eye anything with an eye i can't say it because it triggers me i can't even say triggers because it's too close it's too goddamn close to the word i want to say i saw i saw a meme they said papa john's when gold digger comes on and it was the spongebob [Music] you know what gets me i actually just texted somebody because they were doing a tick tock and they were uh lipping a song and then the the n-word came up in the song and he mouthed it off and i was like hey man you can't do that no but i didn't say it i go but your mouth no there's a whole there's a whole play for that on tick tock when the word comes you're doing your game your mouth and every word it's all set up the fact that you guys don't rehearse this [ __ ] kills me that was rehearsed but this is a good mic when i say take time and then we'll say y'all ready for this um speaking of rehearsing speaking of me and you being on the same wavelength speaking of you not even having to say things to me we went through this again the other day where you can just simply say look at me you're about to say something i can then respond to it huh go ahead what's your [ __ ] problem you gotta have headphones so i wanted to see if i could go like this i'm prefacing a [ __ ] top your favorite thing i'm pre-fixing a topic one thing that brings me to question some people are talking about it you're leaving for puerto rico after next week it's happening guys like this is no longer a conversation it's happening now i will say this for this particular leg he is only leaving for about two months or four four months or you're saying four or four training campaigns for training it's training that to train for the mayweather fight so not four months no it's like two two the [ __ ] is wrong with you for now you said you said two months and you said four no he said before the before that i was trying to my friend but i did have it anyways i was going there so so um not as much concern here now now the the reason i'm bringing this up is for the next five days now this is the first of in impulsive history we may have gotten close to this before but this is definitely the world record we are filming ten consecutive episodes of impulsive so for all the people out there watching this episode who said to themselves god dang logan's leaving like this is the end of an era it doesn't appear that end is happening just yet we are bagging up episodes with fantastic people such as jeff wateck olivia o'brien chris destefano summer rey chris brown jason elliott that one's not true i know but that was so cool it would be dope that'd be so cool um so i wanted to bring this up uh just because i think they're i've been seeing some comments about the end of of the era bro that has been this duo this partnership this era will never and it's never ending i know the never ending era george i i'm getting bro what the [ __ ] dude you said the comments are on my duo george you're in flames you're in flames you're like massages are like good no one wants to see his bare feet anyway god dang it the girl gets in the bottom feet and be like i need help i can't do this myself all right go ahead you're you're a leader you're a troublemaker troublemaker because they're commenting on my videos yo uh and they're not saying like you can't leave logan and george like i'm just bringing the [ __ ] point up all right all i'm saying is go ahead all i'm saying is this logan's going down there for a couple months some crazy shit's gonna happen by the way me and george are gonna start collaborating a lot more because we're very good friends and everyone knows that uh and uh we're bagging up these episodes so there will be not much of a lull between him leaving for puerto rico the fight and coming less than less than last year's law for the fight right uh because we took the month off before it just gets to be too much so we're gonna absolutely destroy our vocal cords our mental capacity our physical strength this week we're doing like you said ten episodes it's crazy two a day for five days uh and so we'll have them all bagged up and then i believe mike's actually gonna come out the pr to shoot an episode as well or a couple yeah just to just to bag up stuff down there so we can get through the the end of it and then we'll be back and they'll be back and it'll be like nothing ever happened it's like a little pinch guys it's like a little wait you're going to shoot impulsive out there you're coming you're coming i didn't get the memo well no i didn't even finalize all this [ __ ] yet george it just seems like i'm being left out again george george can you talk to this guy he's being a troublemaker i don't think the audience is buying it anymore i don't think they're buying i do think you're you're starting to lose your your ability to sell them on it i don't think they're buying it i feel like the ones that are just youngins they're like maybe george is hurt badly i actually brought up i got i have a topic i want to talk about i went to a gathering not a party a gathering with a lot of people social distance it's not a party but there was a ton of people there okay and uh everybody was were super conscious and safe but it's been a long it's been over a year since i've had any gathering with people from our career choice you know social media and uh man seeing them in real life versus edited versions of them hey man should be illegal and i'm not taking any shots and i actually wrote down in this in my notes i'm like am i taking this too far but you know what they're taking it too far what the [ __ ] i said hi to them like hey what nice to meet you george i'm like george it's me bb baby but i was like what the [ __ ] and i'm like went on my phone i was like oh my god yeah that's what you look like you [ __ ] you know what this is why depression anxiety is on the rise is because you look like [ __ ] bigfoot coming out of the [ __ ] woods george sorry freaking bigfoot coming out of the woods and then on instagram you're like why do i use chris right in these streets it's because my teeth are perfect no they're not [ __ ] you hired somebody to edit that [ __ ] and put it together you look like mr potato head and they just put you in the urge generally he's genderless now oh yeah he's not actually he looks like potato head he's genderless now yeah they just take and put it on whenever you put a dick or a vagina on it whatever you want i like that that's kind of cool that you know what that toy really does work for that that whole process going on can't say much about it without getting canceled moving on anyways so basically yeah i'm talking to these people and i'm like what the [ __ ] is happening here what is happening here and then i'm like you know what george you're a christian you can't talk ill about people out loud you got to keep it inside and then ask god for forgiveness so then i was like you know what no there's a lot of people out there that you know that just don't deserve that they look at that and they're like i'm not like that neither are they don't worry about it yeah yeah yeah do you do you um was this your first time ever going out in los angeles out of curiosity you know what it is what the [ __ ] are you talking about dawg listen i say this all the time don't ever meet your favorite instagram model in real life don't do it just keep it on instagram keep it on instagram just keep it right there she's got she's she looks great there just keep her on [ __ ] she's like far she's like good from far but like far from good oh yeah you know what i mean like when you and that goes for guys too you know oh hundred percent and i'm just gonna be honest with you if you're trying to hit the gym don't hit [ __ ] face tune two because these dudes are skinnier than me i'm not talking [ __ ] anymore i'm bookmarking it because i'll probably come back to it later but i will say this before when i used to see them casually and then see them online it seemed casual i remembered i was like okay that's not what they look like but then being a year apart you forget oh yeah you forget yeah age is not uh affecting people that well no i turned to my girlfriend i go i i thank god that you look just how you do pictures because i don't know what i'll do if i looked at you in real life and just that is that he's taking somebody's time has taken its toll on a lot of these people just including us except him for some reason i don't know why he looks younger every year even though he he looks mature in that outfit today you look sexy that you know there's some sky stars you know what i noticed yeah they got tick tick ticks yeah tick-tock stars have taken you tell me this oh i can't believe it like i'm i'm not even kidding all they do is the the man the the mannerisms what he's talking about actually is is when i when i uh when they talk that's it when he first said this because in all honesty like the reason he's saying this i'll call out uh i don't know why i always go to page faith ord away because she came and hung out we did some content together and she continues it going uh like like if you go to hand or something they [ __ ] like you know what i'm saying to grab it but uh but it's not just because like even like that the pammy baby the girl that we're gonna be working with she was on stream last night and they do like the um i cannot believe um they'll like do cross-eyed and like do they're like really animated like [ __ ] that like belle del fien does but during normal conversation yeah uh does uh does that complete your order this evening and like they do they feel like you're at a wendy's drive-through like why are you doing that face it's because that you know he's right i think it's because when they shoot these tick tocks people think it's like a one take it ain't in one take it's like 15 20 30 takes and they post multiple times and i think they just have it yeah it comes out so so but also because i start laughing like i made fun of a [ __ ] guy now i laugh like a windex bottle but but also like anything like anything else that comes with social media once you start to assign a metric like likes comments that kind of stuff to a certain action that happens irl sure your brain i feel like notices oh when i do the cross side or when i do the like whatever i can't [ __ ] do any of it but whatever faces they make i get this reaction from the online community so now i'm gonna apply that to real life sure because if i do the cross side in a conversation if i do like a cute smile in the conversation or like for some reason like what are they can you do the nose scrunch yeah like that if i do that during a conversation about my mortgage like maybe i'll get a better rate on my refi you know what i'm saying like i think it's spilling over that feedback that they get from tick tock is spilling over when you see a girl do that it kind of works oh we we saw it with belle del f i couldn't admit it on that show because i had a girlfriend on the time but no listen i do remember when belle delphine was making the [ __ ] faces she can we talk did you have a girlfriend at the time too yeah but episode i want to talk about this because we were very but those were i'm those were not tick-tock faces those were belle delphine e-girl faces there's a difference tick-tock stars have tick-tock ticks that's what i'm saying they're very specific to tick-tock i don't um bel-delphine was doing like e-girl faces what's the difference show me the girl face yeah that is that show my god that is true you know that is true i thought you were getting into semantics but you're absolutely there's a different and the e-girl ones are are actually more sexual you girls are you girl once or more yeah like i'm sad like anime i'm sad then what's a tick-tock one oh you're so much spin on your tongue yes do you guys remember growing up when a guy stuck his tongue out you're like i'm gonna beat you up like don't do that yeah stop doing that yeah i i what the [ __ ] well you're talking about no no i think it's because they're not they're all so young they're all so young dude so what making faces is it's uh it's it's your ner you're nervous that's your safe zone you're uncomfortable you don't know how to actually talk to think about it actual people come on how does that make sense can you imagine if you found your safe zone being scrunching your nose and making it hit george for one i don't think so they go dude it looks like you're just no logan's great at it yeah go ahead wow i'm actually not that should by the way should be called like the addison because like she isn't that like isn't that her her like most famous one you wanna you wanna you wanna talk let's flip the script and talk about some [ __ ] that actually matters if you say either nft's pokemon or tax rates nope got it the ufc fights that went oh my god oh so i had a triple parlay on the barstow sports book uh i was gonna i i had sterling winning amanda nunez obviously and then again my boy izzy so let's go one by one sterling al jamaine sterling first time i've seen this dude fight for my ufc fans and i loved it i i don't know if i'd ever seen a fighter where every movement that he does parlayed itself into a strike it was a his forward pressure it was sort of like water but at the end of the movement was like a whip of some sort and his pace was incredible he had a super fast pace first round second round third round and you could see he started to slow down and you weren't sure what was going to happen with the fight but the the kid could take shots uh and his opponent was a really solid fighter and you have to be uh weary wary of those because they can catch you at any moment if you slip up like fighters who wait for you to make the mistake and when you're moving as much as you were and you were being as hectic and frantic as you were because that's the word i would have used to describe his fighting style frantic and it was working for the most part but you saw it started to slow him down a little bit and right i didn't want the fight to end um the guy who's fighting yan um yeah just just a solid solid striker and so they were doing a lot of uh uh striking and then al jamaine ended up on the ground this was right before he came over al-jameer ended up on the ground and the other guy i think it was in russian asks his corner because he wasn't sure what to do he said yo try niche i kick him and his corner said yes it was khabib's corner and uh so he kneed algerman sterling in the [ __ ] head while he was down while his knees were still on the ground which is an illegal strike you know ref calls to fight al james sterling like out of it not ko'd but concussed concussed for sure and uh they ended up calling the fight and disqualifying the guy yan who was the champ and giving it the belt and the win to aljamain sterling um sorta no i don't know if controversial is the right word but start a conversation nonetheless and nonetheless around um just how how bittersweet of a win that is for a fighter who works that that hard and you won by dq and again who knows what would have happened but uh in my opinion like take that [ __ ] win chin up i tweeted at him like walk around with that belt with your chest out you deserve that [ __ ] that strike was so disgustingly illegal and you know i've done an illegal strike in my life it wasn't like that that was like intent to kill you knew it was illegal the referee said yo don't don't kick him while he's down and he still chose to oh wait the ref said don't do it yeah then what the [ __ ] remember they showed the clip of the ref whispering in the doctors you're like i told them not to do it yeah oh yeah and he like perfectly is whispering they're like here's the audio you weren't meant to hear there's this like tied up mic of but the the interesting thing about that fight is like he should hold his head high because it was an incredibly close fight it was an incredibly good fight yeah and like it could have he he could have potentially won that fight anyways the tougher ones are when you're getting your ass beat by somebody anyways like say he was gonna lose the fight one thousand percent and then he gets neat in the head he he can't celebrate that as much he could have very well won that fight i agree so i i i agree with you on that he threw the belt on the ground that was a little he got very a bit performative and a bit um exaggerated it seemed like he was being a bit of a drama queen i i i really do i don't he he like he walked out you know with his arm around his boy kind of like limping a little bit like fighters who get like knocked the [ __ ] out don't walk they just like walk out normally i thought you always been a bit dramatic from being honest but like yeah [ __ ] it like flop you know be a showman but or or like also it is it is worth noting too like obviously a ton of emotion and like that and that feeling of training for something and having it like if he felt like it was taken from i mean i i felt similarly but it's it's hard to tell someone in that situation like how to feel how to act i watched a video today of some guy that was doing the uh one of like tour de france he popped his back tire on his bike after training for six months for it he was in the lead and this the cars didn't stop to help him from the with the wheel and he just sat on the ground to start crying for like 20 minutes because no one helped him so like yo you train for something like that and then it gets stripped from you by something outside of your ability to to control yeah that's tough yep yep and then amanda nunez obviously uh uh uh well i mean what now do you put her in the men's division and does she beat everyone there dawg honestly her name should be automatic like bro why i said why do you even get in the ring with her what what's your what's your what's your your what exactly is your intent just to say it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like me going i'll get in a fight against a brick wall you're not going to win she's won 11 straight bouts that doesn't make much sense all all in what we could just wouldn't take take much damage from a brick wall either i guess so yeah you would yeah you would go hit a brick wall tell me how it goes that's true yeah no she but a brick wall that i could attack that's even more dangerous that's that's amanda nunez yeah and then her interviews are always so good she's always just so happy yeah she had a kid she yeah brand new baby brand new baby daughter which is cool yeah she's uh she said that she got that that mama bear instinct now she wants to fight even harder now she's a mama which sucks for all her future opponents good luck and then yo izzy i just can't win a sports bat dude it was so close the parley was so close to hitting we snuck away with sterling win a nunez took it and then izzy it's tough because israel arasani i tweeted this somehow they showed it on on the ufc i thought my brother's beef with dana white would burn any bridge i ever had with them but they showed it on on the on the screen which was cool that israel assange is one of the greatest combat wars fighters of the generation it's always a privilege a treat to watch him and uh it it was but the the guy he's going up against block of witch john polish power he holds the entire power of poland in his right hand he can move it a couple inches and there's thousands of pounds of pressure enforcement but then in the end that wasn't what got the job done it was it was simply being outclassed it was sorry not outclass outweighed you know what i'm saying i mean he utilized he utilized his absolute uh uh higher volume and mass to dominate on the the ground game you know what i'm saying and there was just no way for izzy and izzy was doing everything in his in his power in the last round to slip out of that and he was and they were saying yo this is actually a mistake on izzy's part to try to power out of it he needs to make some technical maneuvering to try to get out but he just couldn't get it done he won't have a weight class and there's an inherent risk when you do that he said in his post fight interview there to be great and he did and and he didn't come out favorable uh this time but that's an awesome loss oh yeah it's an awesome loss if you're gonna lose he even said if i had to lose i'm glad i lost to him so that dude's that dude's that dude's a power when i watch fights like that i'm kind of like this is what like a jason statham movie would be like if you took like those fighters and put them in an octagon bro they're getting hit with things that would put us in critical condition and they're just like yeah is he took some big shots izzy did walk off some big shots yeah they both did they both did uh block a witch yeah but izzy was izzy wasn't gonna hurt him no he said he said he said the two things he didn't expect was is he speed and how hard he hit really yeah but yeah he's at that he weighed in at 205 is he weighed in at 200 and blackowitz probably walked in the ring about 215 220. so then so then i start going oh wow that's crazy two really good fighters one of them weighs probably probably 15 20 pounds heavier what happens when a fighter weighs 30 to 40 pounds heavier than a guy he's fighting i'm just saying dog the weight is important big ass kind of polish looking white dude against a much smaller black dude who's the favorite like wow i don't know if you need to this is going to be skin color in there at all [Music] [Laughter] no but it is there's a lot of similarities that just continue there's a lot of power in these ohio hands all right relax dog it was all right man i mean you gotta you gotta chance right huh you got a chance right yeah suck my dick it just or may not well but you know what we you yeah it was a joke about the month of may george but forget it okay what else what else we got i found this interesting i was over george's house yesterday he force-fed me an edible he's kind of [ __ ] up i asked for consent and he said yes he's on the training camp and stuff you should ask a couple of times because sometimes they miss here the first time in in our high state we turned on youtube we wanted to watch some stuff and we were scrolling on youtube and watching content on youtube we were stuck yeah you and i said to myself yo this is crazy normally we go we go to each other hey you want to come over watch a movie why don't we say hey you want to come over watch youtube that's just as fun of that of an activity gen z has to be doing this yeah like this it's surprising to me because we didn't do that we'd you know watch movies and television programs and now you can just you can browse youtube for hours hours on it no no not to d i'll derail for a hot sec i don't think gen z is doing that i don't when you ever see stories posted or people watching your youtube video it's kind of a lonely exercise man it's kind of a lonely at like when's the last time like i know what you guys are saying about last night i agree i disagree now no no no guys guys i'm not this is i'm not talking about the outliers here for the most part i believe youtube is a soul activity an individually uh digested piece of content if you're watching this right now uh we're gonna put a poll on this are you watching this alone or with others never ever put the poll on the screen i will meet you halfway i think mostly when people like get on yeah they are watching by themselves when they're either one taking a [ __ ] or waking up in the morning but i will say when people come over to people's houses now i think because people have a hard time choosing what to watch they just put on youtube they just put on youtube now yeah why is choosing what to watch also the hardest thing ever hardest thing i've ever done harder than training camp harder than any fight i've ever had also harder than trying to maintain a relationship i cannot choose what to watch on netflix if you have a problem getting hard you should take a blue chew funny you say that ladies and gentlemen we have a sponsor today and it goes like this this episode is sponsored by bluetooth say with us bluetooth bluetooth is making waves and bringing more confidence to the bedroom by offering trouble tablets that can help men get 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you that you kind of like and you're going to watch titles related to that just this just the the um the trailers how much money does netflix have uh using trailers because their eight minute previews must have ads in them why is every trailer on a netflix movie ten minutes long when i'm done watching the trailer i'm done watching the movie it's done really is that true i i gotta notice about something i know it's ten minutes long you watch the movie like any you're any no it's literally so [ __ ] long can i ask your question what's one thing that you generally are when you're watching netflix happy what else stoned out of your [ __ ] mind so like what what really was one minute might have felt like eight george no well danny maybe you should stop smoking drugs no d no d no d you're on my side i'm sorry i just thought yeah so another thing i've noticed too about the trailers and then please by all means get into the thing that you're gonna say here because we've sidetracked this horribly uh what about the trailers when they don't have a trailer for like the older movies and so they just show one scene and you just have to work with that that's all the information you're given there's just one scene from the movie oh that's weird and it's for older movies older movies older movies because they're too lazy to cut a trailer yeah they're like and they don't want to state and we were scrolling youtube passing the time watching you know god knows what we were talking about who the highest paid youtubers are mike can you tell me who the highest paid youtuber is well as of the past couple years jimmy it has been a man by the name of ryan ryan's story time he's like six six seven years old no i think he's like so i i said that's crazy i knew this i know all that he beats everyone's ass every year in the octagons and and i'm proud of the kid except i realize i have no idea what he does i don't know what what ryan's toy time is or what ryan's world looks like george goes yo why don't we watch some and i'm like this is perfect have you ever watched a ryan's world video hi i have yo yo this kid's brilliant oh yeah i finally unders i was like watching his videos first off he's six seven so charismatic it's a it's weird watching someone who's seven do the same job as me dude yo you're what imagine watching him do it better than you it's like watching i'm like holy [ __ ] this kid is like scripted he's got story beats he's set up the shots he's like um outlined exactly what he's going to do to prove his point and say what he's going to say slow down no no no no the whole thing was scripted the whole thing was scripted look he died i'm not saying you don't know mike obviously there's a script that you dars you don't know obviously freaking doorknobs so he's an actor yes okay but that's more than that he said he had a career path change bro he went from raiding toys and now he's doing science at the age of seven or eight he's already like what kind of science is he doing physical change we know all about it all about it oh we know all about what a physical change is thanks to ryan's story time like this is confetti watch still confetti physical change he didn't add anything new you're talking about the like state change of states like for this particular video yep and then his dad comes in and his dad plays along he's like oh you know i'm i'm ryan's dad and i'm they should cast a new dad by the way okay they're thinking about doing terrible terrible the kid's brilliant i was so happy i was so happy i finally understood it i'm i'm buying all of ryan's toys at the at the time that i see them there's a lot of youtube content out there dude man i uh great content we watch emma chamberlain we watch emma i'm gonna be honest you get sucked in you can't come out she makes great content by the by the way i'm gonna make youtube content with all with some of these highly uh requested people over the next couple months i'm i'd like to get emma chamberlain to do some food stuff because she already does food stuff and then most importantly i'd like to somehow twist his arm grab his dick twist his little toesies to get danny duncan to do something for anybody besides himself that was the only person you could say a joke like that like if you were going to talk about the guy who rates toys you know yeah i'd be working at papa john's no do you not nothing's getting cut george we're not [ __ ] 12 anymore stop okay nothing [ __ ] gets caught all right listen what i'm saying is this yes danny duncan that would be great danny if you're watching this or see this clip we watch him too let's do something yup we watch him too he's great he's [ __ ] good yeah you know it's funny because i turned to you and i said this is why i watch danny duncan he's hilarious so he doesn't give a [ __ ] and he's a sweet person in real life i've i always like watching people that are nice he's very athletic i had one he's right here yeah i had a workout with him and a post-workout meal uh and it was very nice he's a very nice guy he's very reckless which i like a lot he doesn't give a but but irl too like it's not just it's not just the videos dude like like like when we're doing like a hundred in that tesla or he's doing burnouts and like you like crazy spin outs in the tesla he's doing that with no video shooting you know what i'm saying so it's like that's his life yeah that's right he's really about it about it he's from ra he's a rags to rich's story heavily i actually when i watched a video that he like gave his mom a house and i was legit like crying and he did it in an encore anyway and i was like [ __ ] you got me so i i really he's one of my favorite youtubers and i say that all the time also emma chamberlain my girlfriend showed me her and the first time i watched it i was like why the [ __ ] are you watching this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen i can't believe you said how did yeah honestly that you can get second time i was like the [ __ ] she doing come on and i sat next to her third time i was like [ __ ] turn it on hurry up let's get this going emma posted why is she so fun to watch she's just so fun to watch and it's not like it's not like our style of like uh really fast like super cut up like high action content she just she just has the ability to keep you engaged with what she's talking about and it could be like you know like i've watched a couple episodes of her like taste testing breakfast foods from drive-throughs and stuff like that which is uh which is a format that i love but like it's not the same it's not super cut up it's very long form but everything she says is like kind of funny and it's all shot by her and probably edited by her as well like it's very it's very she posted a video of her cutting cheese i swear to you mike i was eight minutes in cutting cheese shot did not move what do you think it is what do you think it is and i'm like why am i still watching this are you high no sober sober by the way you guys keep saying like i'm high like i'm high all the time i only get high before i go to work we wanted to talk to you about something are you high right now i read your book do you ever do you ever get nervous nervous now i am it was a lil wayne [ __ ] song but anyways uh oh is that a song don't just george i'm gonna make a lot of references you're not gonna understand okay what do you want from me i got that one cause he's not 40 no because i pay attention to call no mike oh actually keep walking damn look at those ass cheeks in those pants any mortgage you want to sell i'm buying wow that's that's that's amazing you shouldn't make an only fan did you have something i got some what i got i got other stuff but your stuff's probably better just because you're cultured relatable i have a story so yo how long after a hookup to start how long after a breakup to start hooking up with other people oh you were you were gonna go yeah [ __ ] it [ __ ] you uh i say if is it really over is it like kind of over [ __ ] all over it it's over i would say immediately right after really because that's his game like dude i suck bro i'm like two weeks deep now deep in what papa john's pizza [Laughter] uh or or whatever [ __ ] that topic i guess what do you got logan just a story oh we love stories okay yo i'll save the world's number one podcast i'll tell you what being single is crazy so crazy crazy game you just don't act like you know i don't know [ __ ] wife he found out more stuff about my girlfriend [Music] [Music] watch have a chamberlain type ass head ass this is why all the co-hosts so yeah next week next week george wants to move back to ohio to focus on his heart and we're like wait what george why you don't even do art you're not from ohio why are you going back there everyone immediately yo there's gonna be a small settlement in ohio of impulsive three slots that just all live there and focus on art so how you doing spencer pretty good mac how's you seeing george lately oh yeah he's done with the stencil shot grabbing some new [ __ ] some glitter and stencils for his next art project i text mac every once in a while and this is the last this is i'm not exaggerating uh i'll just [ __ ] say it out loud i don't have to read it but have you ever texted him he gives you uh he gives you only a leeway of conversating with him conversing with him com first you do both you could do both whatever uh i go yeah man blah blah blah we're just talking and he goes in seven words tell me how you're doing yeah you know [ __ ] he's incredible what if i want to use eight no why no no no no no do you wanna brevity do you wanna know why why because he's on his phone for a window of probably six minutes a day like he doesn't have time for [ __ ] also if you notice can i say something that's changed my [ __ ] go ahead and say something before i do okay thank you wow i'll have the tables have turned this is what i would i like to say let me preference this has changed my life perfect let me profit breakfast let me let me breakfast i will never say it right on the show ever i will never ever say right i won't do it slaughterhouse anyways let me preface it and did i say it right [Music] i didn't want to do that anyways um i have this new routine it's it's re it's literally helped me out so much i do not touch my phone until 8 30. wake up seven o'clock do not touch the phone at all regardless of what is no text no emails no instagram nothing wake up meditate pray do it all yeah yeah 8 30 in the morning sick man yeah [ __ ] that yo have you seen max dawg no wait don't stop [ __ ] that no stop because i want to go no because i no because i want to talk about mac i want to talk about that [ __ ] that [ __ ] that whole theory [ __ ] that mack his art is getting very good it was good you guys just didn't appreciate him like you don't appreciate me now it was it was okay his heart now is getting very good it's always been good so art's subjective so we can go back and forth on this all day but now i see a [ __ ] and i'm like oh wow this move to cleveland like whatever it is like i think he found it there so and that's by the way that's the same conversation i had like in i don't think there's uh any uh problem with believing in improvement so you're saying he's so you're saying he's graduated the toddler stage of his artwork well that's not what i'm saying well you did infamously say that a toddler could do this that specific painting that he asked for am i wrong that's particular painting yes the stuff he's doing now no it's incredible it's very good and i believe he should sell them on the blockchain as nfts yeah but also now he already i've been afraid to tell him that because he'll go my [ __ ] was always good and i would go i didn't think so oh cause he does art's subjective like who's [ __ ] right not me not him no like i don't know just in my opinion i think i don't know i don't know he's he's hitting the nail on that but he already is doing the nfc stuff is he who knows who knows seven o'clock in the morning anyways yes really just a touch on this really cool are you what are you some sort of hero are you trying to be a hero no and then listen i do it 8 30 9 o'clock wrap up which means at eight thirty nine o'clock i have to get through all my phone stuff and then i turn it off i only i don't turn it off i leave it on for emergencies with my mom and dad call me but hey look at you you still can't say preface right no look how far that's gonna be breakfast what time what time do you have your preface uh in the morning and what do you what do you usually have for preface uh hey rick could you schedule my appointment with my therapist like this and they're not buying it anymore george is over you lost you lost the initiative you cannot you can no longer fool them into this belief system no he he's sort of right the only reason why i disagree is i'm hella competitive and motivated by like the world around me and inspired by that and so when i wake up and i see oh it's shit's flying especially in la three hours behind east coast is popping i go oh it's going i gotta catch up and i'm not a morning person so looking at my phone gets my endorphins my blood rushing my head spinning and then i'm like boom i gotta get up i gotta kick you yeah yeah it forces me to wake up you're right and i notice that every day when you wake up around noon yeah i was about to say like dog what are you saying right now you when you wake up kids are getting out of school on the east coast what time i wake up today one [ __ ] time bro i was with him yesterday it was like 12 30 p.m all the curtains were closed he was up early today today yesterday dude when i come out everybody's asleep looked at him right now like he's my boss say boss you want me to lie for you you want me to do it if i'm tripping and i don't wake up at 9 20 a.m six days a week let me know [Music] i was here i was doing the puzzle when i looked up over here logan goes good morning so i go oh he's up one time because sparring came in a little bit before 10. so he was up i do i do have to i do have to defend him i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm not kidding no no no no no no no no no no let me say why let me say yes man mike is only siding with him because he's on that side of the table boom let me say why stop one thing you gotta stop taking this guy out i didn't oh that was george he gave me edibles well no no but hold up hold up he he does he is telling the truth because he does he's not gonna be mayweather man i'm just kidding i was kidding i've had mike tyson tell me that i've had the california commission tell me that and i had my best friends tell me that all you [ __ ] are gonna suck the fattest [ __ ] when i knocked this dude out i swear to god [ __ ] everyone today i sneezed four times hold on a second really quick i did not no this is good because when i beat him there's gonna be the three people who did believe that was gonna happen me jeff uh uh don and milton wait a second my dad and my dad and my dad i never said you couldn't beat him i said ah get the [ __ ] out play back if i would be living in a mansion in the next mansion none of my friends are coming with them i don't live here [ __ ] you caleb run the scene back from earlier i said you have a chance not that you have no chance i think you have a chance not a chance 100 it's just a really really low chance it's a hundred percent do i want do i want you to win who you pointing at god god you don't even talk to him god's like oh it's been a while man last time i talked to you you thought you had herpes i talked to god or was it that you thought that girl was pregnant what's that it was the one and the same you ever seen have i ever seen the queen's gambit yeah what did she do before she won a chess match she looks up and then makes all of my moves where do you order your pizza what's your favorite pizza place right here oh right here incorporated love that place is it is it papa john's uh mulberries can i ask you one question and i really mean this for the bottom line this is getting out of control ready ready you all ready i got to tell my story i never got around to it oh we suck it's called impulsive for a reason i know i feel bad for people listening to this and they're like yo these guys are all over they have popcorn they just [ __ ] throw it [ __ ] these moments you're talking about this except for how to say press it wrong present incredible incredible being single is crazy so crazy the story's happening because obviously um every woman is different every human is different um and so when you when you're hooking up with someone new there's it's a there's a bit of a dance a bit of a finesse you know sometimes it's not always so smooth especially when there's there's um you know things that go wrong during the hookup which i'm about to describe so i used to not go down on women often i don't know what it was i know boo go go international women's day i was very young i was very young and selfish i just think i don't know why don't you just do the licking split where they think it is but you flick your tongue and make noise they're like oh my god this guy's crazy you for that sorry about that mom no but then i got in the relationship and i you know i started to uh just play around learning learn a little bit more about myself what i liked and like pleasing the the woman has become a staple of my of my uh hooking up activity and it's it's awesome it's awesome so now i do and you know women i'm hooking up with uh some of them are surprised you know that i now go down and so i was going down on this girl and she's like wow wow like you like you're pretty you're pretty good at this i was like thank you yeah make a face you want but i've been called the best by some women cap i've been called the best woman so the best at what cap going down really yeah that's my man bro if i if i give a [ __ ] about something i'm good at it like i just feel like you'd be a lock jaw type of guy no that's in the job i'm i'm crazy i'm creative i get i'm i'm a creative what's your name yeah no let me just stay on track here yeah us here spoiler i'm going down on this girl it's going great it's probably there you know three four minutes and then all sudden i'm like sniffling a little bit i'm like you went down and then you sniffed that's the wrong order you sniff and then you chow you don't [ __ ] go go ahead sorry i said sniffling he was crying so i'm sniffling and uh i'm like oh something's wrong am i gonna sneeze this is a weird place to sneeze i hope i don't and and then also i'm like oh oh this is it feels like a nosebleed what the and so you know i start kissing like the inner thigh a little bit trying to try to like keep the vibe up because you know i'm not trying to put a spike in the wheels of this hookup and and i'm trying to distract her a little bit and maybe not show her the fact that my nose is bleeding and so i wipe my nose like this just to check yo my whole hand covered in my nosebleed everybody so everybody in the audience including george thought this story was going to the same place i thought it was when i heard for the first time it's not i actually thought it was that no i realized i went like this and i so now i have to stop this has gotten to a point of no return something needs to be done about this i go hey i'm glad this is happening with you because like i know you and it's not crazy weird but i still i'm highly embarrassed my nose is bleeding um whatever you just did to me with your [ __ ] you need to not do it again like [ __ ] stop you witch is can you give me one second so i went to the bathroom and you know my nose was bleeding and i i fixed it and i told her i came back and said no seriously this is why this is [ __ ] up but i get hit in the head for a living now i i fight people three days a week i get hit in the nose every day maybe maybe once twice a year my nose bleeds nothing happened didn't get hit it was just going down on a girl and my nose bled and so i have no choice to but she's in a coven she's a wicket you put her in an oven she didn't say after oh my god i'm good what are you doing some hands on gretel type you sacrificed a goat on her what's happening all right the only thing i can think of is the position you are in okay so a lot so there's a lot there's a lot that goes into eating a proper danny earmuffs just say coochie there's a lot that goes into eating a vagine okay some people now at my age obviously i like to get creative i generally ask the girl to do a headstand for it and i and then i then just tilt over just slightly and i could stand up and i and i by the way guys if you haven't [ __ ] tried this you have to try so you got him in a good possession you got him in a good position get him in a good possession they're like an nft you got to own them all and what happens is you actually are able to um i call it kind of like bobbing for apples you can hold their ankles and just go down from you know from a vertical [ __ ] lie i'm serious you are like 36 years old this is crazy so forget that though the position logan's talking about in his infant stages of eating [ __ ] is called the sniper position and you guys should absolutely be in the sniper position you wonder if if you guys should 1000 be in the sniper position uh your your weapon is your two fingers yeah yeah and that is what you pleasure the clitoris with over the [ __ ] skin because don't drive them too [ __ ] crazy that's your lesson for today snipe it out until you learn then you can bob for apples and if you get even crazy if guys if you're watching this you have some crazy [ __ ] position you do that's even crazier than the headstand you let me know please because i want to trade but it's your ass in the air or it's not all right i do i do stick my ass you're not supposed to when you when you snipe yourself you're you should get completely flat but i do generally end up in that position and i will tell you this you are at a severe disadvantage if someone comes in to peg you in that position oh my god bro you are it is the most there is no more vulnerable position than sniping out a a a girl with their ass straight up in the air you're just you're completely exposed exactly i lost a drop on that one why is that in my ass right you know what else happened oh you got something to say i did but then i can't follow up after that that was you know what post not clarity is uh is when when you go ah why yeah pretty much basically why if you hear from the next room it looks like somebody got what speaking of do you have that don't don't do it let's stay on track don't do it anthrax nice go ahead okay pick it up post not clarity yeah yeah yeah after after you know you know you i mean who god knows where you are even who you are what your intention is on this earth what your purpose is and sometimes oh man i i regret all of that right and and sometimes if you're hooking up with a girl in a particular circumstance or a man whatever you know floats your boat it's like the poor the poor partner you want nothing to do with them it's just the truth it's just happening it's a major factor it's it's just how it is but the other day i was masturbating violently can you add just any adjective there violently no add the real one how because i don't know humanly are you serious no can you please describe it really like your actual style with a word while you say that uh i was masturbating elegantly is that what is elegant is it like this is red i turn my lights red i spray scented uh spray rose water on your face it's goddamn right yeah well you treat yourself yeah elegantly that's so nice yeah so i did i did the deed you know and for the first time in my life i had post nut clarity with myself you're like i don't know if i like it i looked in my hand you are [ __ ] sick wait that's the first time that's out nothing to do with myself i was like get out where you're i don't want to see you i don't want to talk to you let alone be in the same vicinity as you and i'm this is all me right and i never experienced anything like this i was disgusted dead dead relatives situation or were that i don't know spike was watching it's tough it's tough when you because it's generally one of two things so obviously every time you masturbate masturbate your dead relatives are watching you if you ever you never take your eyes off the screen so you might not know this but if you look even into the corner of your room you're already we'll see your dead aunts on whoever and they're and they all have the same face [ __ ] sick disgusting you're [ __ ] you're a person disgusting honestly i took you to a testo's restaurant as a child the italian restaurant they'd be a [ __ ] she's never taken you to hobby shop again never you disgust me dude look at you with your your [ __ ] dick in your hand pathetic you you guys have better better ones [ __ ] you george okay guess what we're not making something up it's real okay stop so one your dead relatives are watching you two it kind of depends on what you're watching the post-nut clarity for a masturbation session i think is semi-based on what content you were taking if you're watching like an x oh if you're watching oh oh that wasn't that [Music] i'm gonna just i'm just gonna luckily that is a catch-all for a bunch of my exes so i could just i got this dude right if you're watching like some [ __ ] hentai [ __ ] maybe that's feels maybe you feel less ashamed about that about watching that uh tentacled eight-foot penis penetrate that small water right maybe you don't feel as bad about that but but maybe you feel a little bit worse if you're watching a uh uh you know elder on i don't know gangbang right it depends on what you're consuming are you watching an elegant scene i think the the content you consume needs to match up with your masturbation style so if you're elegantly masturbating you should be watching some highly produced realtor porn okay whether it's a fake realtor what were you watching that day can't recall it was probably some you know what else is weird i had this as a second train of thought it might have been you know how you come across those like those like uh uh step step dad videos yes i do know about this okay dude i was wondering because that's just crazy wait so were you consuming that on this day i don't know no no i don't think i was in this day but i've seen those in my days yeah yeah i've seen those yep and uh there's stepmom videos you know yeah there's gotta be someone out there who that really happened oh absolutely and i wanna meet that person no i wanna meet i wanna meet the son who [ __ ] the stepmom and caused a rift between the stepmom and his own dad your next guest bro has something similar to that really yeah who are we having on yes oh he's wild his name's jason he's wild but i want to meet i want to meet these people does that stuff get you guys going like yo yo yo imagine you're a dad and you walk in on your son having sex with your wife what does that dynamic look like for for the next week at dinner that night for the next decade i think i want to know i want to meet these people the only option you have is to hop in what so jason ellis slept with the same woman his dad was sleeping with i don't know if they were married oh that's okay so it's close but i know these people exist and i want to meet them comment below if you [ __ ] your stepmom and did that call you i actually went to high school then i just wanted to leave it at that you went to high school i went to high school and this girl named i mean i could say her first name right without saying her life when you do that who are you asking like when you when you look around the room who who do you expect to answer your question just i'm just out of curiosity you've changed ever since you put yourself together he's changed clothes ever since he put himself together yes yeah anyways uh she went she transferred over because her father married her mother his uh this kid that i went to school's mom and everybody at school kept making jokes like oh they're like they're [ __ ] a lot and i was like no that can't be real i can't be real i'm washing my hands in the bathroom months after they've both been in the same school and i turned to the guy and i go hey man is that like are you are you really like are you guys and he goes yeah she's hot huh and i just go oh my god what you mean so the guy his i don't know his name i don't know his name but his name say it's zach zach was always went to school with me i've known him since the sixth grade there was a girl named summer that came to our school she transferred over because she just got changed to school because their parents married so they were step brother and sister oh oh and she was beautiful oh and they were hooking up she immediately became the hottest girl at the school yeah and so he started out like with like overprotecting like it's like my that's like my sister but then people started seeing them act like a little too much you know and so the the rumors start flying what are you gonna do though young love baby like [ __ ] what they're not blood related yeah i agree with you what what you never know what you guys are okay with this yeah george am i okay with this my ex-girlfriend is the most famous step sister in the world she was almost my step-sister quite literally of course i'm okay with this did you role play that we've role-played everything he showed me videos so will you watch any of her work now dylan why don't you do me a favor and i'll put my next book out all right where i'll answer that exact question it's called the year where the porn star buy it on [ __ ] amazon no it's not it's no it's not we don't know what it's called i know what it's called yeah logan's working i fell in love with the porn star period wait wait period written out or just the duck i fell in love with the porn stars period [Music] wait wait wait wait hold on hold on i got a call coming in you all ready for this [Music] thank you guys for watching impulsive we love you hit that subscribe button we'll see you next episode take it easy bye

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Length: 75min 39sec (4539 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 09 2021