Level 30! Asmongold Becomes a WARRIOR in FFXIV | DAY 3

we return we come again log in with asmon gold bald so this is my character right now i'm level 28. i have pretty much all my recommended gear oh wait what what wait what can i equip all this no i'm not gonna wear that cause i want you guys to be able to see my face man i want you to know it's me is there a transmog in this game yes there is is there anything special that i get level 30 oh wait i i do my ascendancy at level 30 right oh [ __ ] oh it's gonna be awesome okay let's talk to her oh this is the guy so we had to go meet the uh the sylphs and uh and talk to them i see no reason to delay your mission any further upon your arrival at little solace seek out a little silk by the name of kamuxio he served as an intermediary hawthorne has furnished you with some of those mulderous roots that the silves adore so basically we have to give them weed in order for them to like us that's pretty much where we're at let's go speak with amlan let's go talk to him all right now let's see where do i need to go i have to go up to little solace oh i can just get on my mouth i just get on little mister little mr mountain whenever i hit 30 i become a warrior like i'm so hoping that's going to be awesome all right carmuccio let's see here so this is one of these sylphs what the [ __ ] what are these walking salad ain't oh these are walking solid aliens oh great walking one is not familiar with this one oh this one does not trust strange walking one strange dancing ones might be a different story so this guy wants me to dance for him okay what up bro you like though you like those feet man this one would like to warm welcome into the one who moves with these ones wow this is going to be a really great diplomacy it's a great act of diplomacy this one is busy so walking one should speak with the quick tongue okay how do i do that deliver the milk root okay i will give you my milk mixio and there we go walking one brinks milk root milk root bread fills this one with great joy what is this a village full of yodas just talk like a normal goddamn person oh walking one carries a message for the other one this one will deliver the message to other one walking one should not worry i am worried oh it's our friends it's from the scions we are envoys from gridania and we're here to treat your people tree here to treat with your people i come to pay our respects to your elder and learn from him of your lord rama who are these ones the walking ones come from gradania walking when we came dancing and brought milk away but walking one tricks this one this one does not like tricks bro wait so the other scions are [ __ ] blocking me i'm just trying to talk to the cabbage this one will speak no more elder is busy walking one should go home go home you say but the soaps of little solace have always welcomed guardian envoys with open wings the letter carried asmol here is an oath of peace pinned by the other sincere himself would you still refuse us this one's reasons are of no business of the walking ones elder one has no words for gridania walking ones waste everyone's time well rude turned away at the gates whatever we did to deserve such a rude welcome was asman gold's jig insufficiently jiggy nah [ __ ] it's because you showed up everything was going fine until you got here i didn't get jiggy with it say asthma gold are you in the mood for dancing oh my god dance how's that do you like me do you do you like me now oh walking one knows jolly dance oh good okay wait why are we why are we becoming friends with these people who all they do is dance like is this really an ally that we need to have the good news is that your lovely dancing has brought smiles and high spirits to all of little solace the better news why i've thoroughly recovered from those accursed leg cramps onward to our next adventure uh tales of good deeds spread quick selfs who make their home in the lasalle has been driven from the woodland home okay so i just have to [ __ ] some [ __ ] up oh my god lazy lawrence okay let's go oh [ __ ] wait this is an actual boss this thing's got a lot of health oh my god let's go i'm gonna take warrants the [ __ ] out okay all right big damage big dick on lawrence big dick on lawrence let's go wait did poppy my cooldown negate my combo i dude i don't know where he's facing i don't even know if i am facing the right way at all oh [ __ ] we got fungi okay all right i need to start okay i'm gonna overpower i'm gonna overpower to cleave oh my god this guy's getting destroyed holy [ __ ] [Music] nice dude oh wow i got high potion oh i got a healing potion and i also got seals and some money well [ __ ] yeah i really like this area i think this is one of my favorite areas so far the way that you go through like the tunnels and everything and you have like these tree guys everywhere like this place is cool man i like this area a lot where is coaxial there he is bro look at his name i am never saying that name okay all right oh [ __ ] duty calls commence battle for brotherly love okay i am the savior of the fairies meddling one is back this one told meddling one to be gone tell camuxo that this one will never go back never he's mad with his face touched once touch one should go away too this one is this one is good one everyone should just leave this one alone oh no they're gonna get his ass they've been tempered brought under the thrall oh wait so they got mind controlled the same as that other guy got mind controlled by the other primal so they okay so these so we have to kill them all right let's do it [Music] all right big damage big numbers let's go i'm just gonna cleave the [ __ ] out of them man there's no reason not to use my defenses too might as well dude these things have yeah huge damage man huge damage 83 dude i'm hitting 83s bro one of them's already almost dead these mobs are easy to kill this is even hard why would i be worried about anything man oh oh that's one okay yeah that makes sense okay i guess i should kill this one first right and then i'll focus on the next one afterwards oh i can triple combo now okay that thing should be dead there we go nice all right let's get on this guy here we go i do big clean damage massive cleavage nice he's running he's running run [ __ ] come on [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here why are you running [ __ ] this one is safe this one is so scared coaxial this one's been worried so very worried is coaxial and harm still in possession of wits kamuxio and meddling one as well why are these two here these two came to rescue coaxial the collaxia of safe fills this one with joy kamuxio forgive this one this one did not mean to run away from little solas this one was just afraid these ones who live at rosales were changing becoming friendly with other ones this one feared that these ones were forgetting who these ones are like the touched ones did but this one is wrong this one can see this now this one is grateful this one returned to little salas with camuccio and their friendly [Music] ones well that should see to that let's say we returned a little solace as well i for one could do with a high not nice hot little bath all right camuxio what do i have to do hello this one brought croxia was lost forever they saved calaxio and they can be a family again all right good great helpful one will bring these these ones and walking ones one step closer together good well great but elder one the other one is oh no he did the crying emote camus still would like to make a confession with you all right you must ask kind ones forgiveness this one made promise to take kind one to elder one yes but this one cannot this one cannot because the elder one is not here elder one is not anyone anywhere elder one went into the forest yesterday but has not come back this one is worried oh oh so we have to save the elder okay i've got to talk to buck scaron go to gridania talk to buck scaron let's go back over there oh the quest is spirited away that's an anime it's a movie did i see that one no i never did see spirited away okay so i've got to go all the way down here and i've got to go find watch this i i don't follow the rules man i don't go through the gate i go over the gate i forgot that i had my mount man it's so weird for me to have the mount after not having it sometimes i forget to use it like one day i might try to get like all the mounts in this game but i feel like getting all the mounts in this game will not be as hard as it is in wow well is that what i thought it was give me a second all right let me finish this well my adventurer you have the finest grog and grub in this side not here to fill your belly yeah that's right wait it's pirate khabib version two uh hunger news for you okay yeah it's pirate khabib number two look at that though uh woodland scraps look all like short of painting one another red okay cool so he's racist he thinks that they all look the same if you have time maybe you could stay a while and see what the guns have in store you never know you might even stumble across the silf elder yourself there was no word there was a word while you were away soaps were seen in the wood but near no lands of their own no this was a place near to here a place we've never known the self to come something must have given them cause to venture this far more than like the missing sylphs elder among them all right let's talk let's go find lorentis he's in south shroud who's this is a little [ __ ] who the little oh bro this guy look at this this stupid little kid can't you see i'm on patrol be gone if you have business with the whalers take it to the barracks yeah he's the traitor 100 is a traitor speak with him again okay where's [ __ ] ass at there he is bro he's right next to him dude he knows all about it what do you want not now time to think patrol rounds and rations would fetch such a price no more than i deserved though this little wonder the empire has risen to such heights if only the whalers paid their men their worth wait [Music] oh [ __ ] this guy's literally here he's actually bringing in the enemies to help kill me i just beat his ass the [ __ ] out of here how did you i know nothing i was on patrol he just appeared i thought you were working for the guardians man can we please kill this kid speak with lorentis again what the [ __ ] is he doing what the [ __ ] oh nouveau riche oh yeah that means new money how long do you mean to keep this up what is it you imagine i've done enough enough i say oh that's what sylvanas is gonna say then she's going to escape in about a little bit over an hour from now it's over then i i sold maps and rations to the empire it it was i i meant no harm i only wanted the coin bro shut the [ __ ] up he's laughing what's so funny though you did not realize yet how much bloody idiot did you imagine you had cornered me it is not i who was cornered guardians i brought the higher ba all right man [ __ ] laurentius yep it's gonna die for me a question if you will are all adventurers so deluded as to believe that they can change the power of girl mud well yeah i bought the expansion it's time for you to die such as the cost of fighting with great power or making it or remaking it as we will with gardenia [Music] jesus wait who's this oh [ __ ] i got the boys with me let's let's go let's go let's go big numbers big numbers let's go nice oh my god look at that dude immediately destroying these guys legolas low interest all right now we've got to kill this kid well they should have fired no wonder he wasn't getting paid that well this kid's going down like a [ __ ] look at this wait i'm beating up a [ __ ] kid nah man look actually [ __ ] this i'm going back on lawrence let's get back on warrants man [ __ ] it nice big numbers big [ __ ] numbers i'm a pop cds look at that 257. he's getting healed though it's so [ __ ] annoying chance to parry maybe i can attack from behind you want pairing how how can how has it come to this ah damn it impossible how did you best the empire's finest and with the bandits and poachers at your side they're your sworn enemies why do they fight with you and not against you but i know the answer all too well buck scaron this is his doing his words are our want to inspire men to act better men than i gods what have i become what have i done no no redemption i'm sorry no no can't i just kill a man i'm so sorry i just got everybody killed and i tried to kill you oh me i saw oh there's something i would like for you to tell buck scaron tell him morentis to fool says thank you i feel as though a veil has been lifted before my eyes uh the town's the other direction i think he just told me that so i'd let him go all right buck scaron ale house proprietor so laurence's confesses crimes i had just a word from the twin adder seems he marched straight into the nest and gave himself up but let us leave the face to the twelve i have other news for you as well the stealth elder has been found let me guess he's in the dungeon he's in the done yep that it literally yep oh look who it is you know what's really good about this scene is the fact that my camera blocks off the wall of film oh no hold your chocobos take a deep breath and tell us what's wrong nice and slow the other one went to toe to rock oh this is a new one look at that he's got a special leaf face but he's not returned this one is worried so very worried and you're right to be the place fair crawls with nasties waiting to make a meal of anyone daft enough to wander in what in the seven house was he thinking entering that bloody death trap elder had everyone had no choice imperial ones were chasing the elder one so we got chased in there by the imperials okay uh go to thousand moz and see if frixo comes to no harm peace between man and self rests upon your success that's a lot of stress man all right here we go um bio resistant by order of elder sincere the dungeon known as thousand maws of total rock has been placed under the control of what the still folder is inside are you sure of this yes i'm sure i've just had to do five quests for it the smaller parties i do think like the smaller a party is the easier you can make the mechanics or sorry the more difficult and challenging you think yeah wait what's this here oh there's dragons piranha plants [Music] oh [ __ ] the black shroud and there's me right there all right boys all righty boys can i go in here oh accusation chamber door what the [ __ ] is oh yo my bad boys my bad my bad i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good okay pick up the third mob got him got him it's a trap that's okay i'm down to be trapped doesn't know no wait oh no that's our healer isn't it [ __ ] okay sticky oh we have to destroy the webs okay i understand got him that was easy that's easy all right there's nothing even over here it's just a nice relaxing good area okay let's keep going i'm not sure if i'm going the right way or not we're just exploring okay we're going down the the dangerous corridors magitek photocell okay let's click on this one here we want to loot as many of these as possible i'm assuming they're gonna have some sort of uh there's gonna be something you have to do at the end of the dungeon magitek terminal okay this is the boss confession chamber and now let's click on this fits the magitek protocells to the terminal yes what's a fix another athens wait what the hell oh okay i have fixed who's this is this an easy oh my god damn bro this is easy give me that loot give me that loot give me that okay [ __ ] that i don't need that all right now let's go to the next area okay selmite let's kill these things got him oh nice i tagged all three there okay let's keep pulling big pulse big pulse big pulse let's kill this one here got him oh looks like this next area is a boss it seems like these purple lines are i'm 30 in game and also that didn't feel as good as it could have all right let's go ahead and start it here we go oh it's just another little dick boy it's just another little dick boy how am i not tagging this thing let me just talk this off okay taunt okay there we go i got it oh tawn has a long cooldown in this game okay so i've got to pay attention better there we go nice okay where's the treasure there it is give me the loot okay let's go down here yes okay oh so now i know they get [ __ ] i knew this [ __ ] was gonna happen there we go okay that one's dead and now i just pick these up here fool me once [ __ ] oh that's a purpy where's this thing lightning sprite okay let's kill this here thunder i'm just gonna stun this see this seems like something that you should just stun and i interrupt that i don't know how interrupts work in this game what is this oh man oh wait no i bet he needs that i'm going to agreed that yeah wins fell cleave 54. okay that'll probably be in like 10 minutes or so and not mean to start that okay where's the elder is this gonna be him no that's not the other darkness oh [ __ ] [Laughter] i don't know what's so funny about like the guy laughing and his mouth doesn't move like it's just it's just something that's really funny about that the mighty slayer of e for it now comes to me oh that's me why are you backing up with a countenance that bespeaks understanding and in treating power the echo i must needs choose my words with care mayhap i might if i deem to speak in my guest crew tongue we meet at last okay i turned it up so you guys can hear it i am laha breya of the aseans servant to the one true god who's that yours is a most fantastical tale truly absorbing okay i know that it is a tale to tell eorzea's children before bedtime and it will soon be dark bringer of light uh-oh uh oh the dark minions all that stands between this world and darkness is an irksome anomaly in the ether the echo so they have to kill me in order to summon the evil demons well [ __ ] yes yours is the most fascinating [ __ ] [Applause] alas like all good tales it must needs come to an end but fear not why oh [ __ ] where's he gonna empower this the presence of evil what the [ __ ] is going on end of your tale is but the beginning of another the tale of the crystal's demise why do we want to destroy the crystal oh okay all right oh okay all right all right we got to beat his ass we just beat his ass let's go let's go i'm ready graphic gas gas that's easy let's go all right fleshy pods uh why are they over there okay let's just think about what he's supposed to do okay so i'm assuming it's the boss i can't stun the boss i'm gonna just try right now if i can't no i cannot send the boss okay all right do not tell me what to do okay got him getting all three there we go big cds here moving out of that are they spawning because there's two of them that were gone and two of the mobs spawn i guess we'll find out in a second oh sorry sorry i'm actually i'm tanking him in the wrong spot that's my fault pick this one up right here wait his tail oh i beat his tail off i'm beating his [ __ ] tail off okay demoralizing shout nice nice yes dude dude e [ __ ] z e [ __ ] z dude [Music] yup yes yes give me that big purple give me that purple boy come on boys come on let's ski wow i'm agreed i'm agreed i'm a pass let's see if i get anything boys we do we popped off when's the new wow raid the new wow raid should be coming out in a half hour guys maintenance extended [Music] of course that was a good laugh you know what that means right that means that we have more time to get the warrior quest let's [ __ ] do it i'm level [ __ ] 30 i'm ready to go all right now what where's the guy what about the elder like i totally forgot all about that oh man you should have caught him man that's the elder finally fresh air mayhem not so fresh but better than before sinister one is gone one can leave this awful place the walking one vanish the mini leg one this one is grateful for you the walking one why do they have legs if they don't walk oh it's a grandma one this one is called frixio eldest of the ones of little solace to dance oh [ __ ] yeah you're right he's like oh god what have i got myself into talk to me magic croc rock oh [ __ ] alpha squad reporting in sir nothing notably what understood return to area 12. damn it all where's that accursed elk handling oh [ __ ] is this the guy oh this is the guy no sign of our wisdom friend i'm afraid not my lord shall order that search and the perimeter to be expanded yes it's nero yeah it's it's the guy or the [ __ ] with the weird thing on his head absolutely not we whisk eroding the gradonians to our presence his excellency bids us avoid unnecessary confrontation well though i am to admit i have found no evidence to suggest that ramon will be gracing the mortal round in the near future i ask you what good is a god who does not grant one's wishes were i a silf i should strongly considering finding myself another idol true which reminds me what are the selves we captured the handful of them seemed to be reasonably good health whenever i looked apologies i fear that we may have been overzealous in our efforts to compel them to summon their icky their elky on bro nah man were you not aware that vegetables bruise easily damn wait so they oh they were [ __ ] well mayhap it was a kindness better dead in truth than dead in one's own god dead to one's own god i suppose if you dude that's brutal the empire are [ __ ] don is upon us be ready to withdraw that's yeah wow [Applause] useless we're so close to completion i can fair taste it but at this rate no i must be patient our efforts will bear fruit in due time bring down the very heavens who shall challenge the limits of possibility if not we but your stall is long fallen where on mine doth began to rise and it burns so bright so bright that lauren von balsar ultimate weapon oh ultimate weapon i like that i want that oh the walking ones have black hearts and seek only to harm these ones walking ones are not to be trusted now now noxia do not pass judgment so hastily not all walking ones are alike though there are evil ones among the walking ones there are good ones also knoxville goes yeah does walking one feel unwell true this one would know what brings walking went to this place i'm here to save you came to one's rescue at noraxia's bidding then this one owes the walking one a debt of gratitude okay now we get to have the answers about ward romula first let these ones quit this lightless place oh thank god okay will we turn a little source when walking when it's ready please come and see this one all right [ __ ] yeah check while i had server device yeah i know yeah there's a server delay uh the servers are delayed damn she's thick okay let's go out of here it's like four year time yeah that's fine okay buck scare on tell me the still failed her as well thank gods for that i'm glad frixo didn't come to any harm but there i go tempting fate run over the little solace and scare us peace with the cells before often follows us okay wait look at that chess piece oh my god bro i'mma look so good with this are you all ready oh i'm already 31. [Applause] okay i've got to deliver something to the syllabus it's a token of gratitude the wood's not what it once was the calamity changed the elementals and weakened them until their strength is returned we must lend them hours to keep the woods safe but ours alone will not be enough okay okay let's pour it to there and then we're gonna do the warrior quest wait you guys really want me to do the warrior quest right now all right i'm ready i'm [ __ ] ready let's pour it back over turn it to lisa and we're gonna be good to go all right so let's keep going over to the uh uh to the trainer damn dude it's [ __ ] time man it's [ __ ] time dude i'm ready to go to work wars and guildmaster let's do it all right uh axe master warzen appears to have some urgent news for you thrill a battle and i get a new axe and oh my god look at that [ __ ] chess piece man okay yeah yeah all right what's the news your confrontation with the beast is his hand kujata has made his presence known reports placed the creature at the northeast of the red rooster stead in the vicinity of the gray fleet there is little more for me to say but this harness all the strength you have built through your labors of sweat and blood and unleash it in fury upon kujata and his menagerie of scavengers seaguar lays a bed trusting in your strength praying for your victory the time has come has been gold bald may your acts strike deep and true let's go let's do it let's do it let's do it gotta go fast dude i like how i run i run like uh like i wanna be somewhere you know i like it okay overturned wayne oh this is the whole thing okay what it's a wayne that's a [ __ ] that's a cart just say cart man not wayne what the [ __ ] is wayne duty calls commence battle for bringing down the mountain [Music] okay okay all right let's go go let's let's [ __ ] go yes yes it was careless whisper you're right okay where's the big old bull oh [ __ ] let's go i'm ready do you think i'm afraid of this guy i'm not holy [ __ ] dude that's a big boy that's a big boy oh my god anything i'm actually he thinks i'm afraid of him man he actually thinks i'm afraid of him let's go i'm ready defeat kujata let's go kujata boom there it is man he's got like no health dude he's got no health bro okay fighting the big one fighting the little ads killing the little ads getting out all that i'm a berserk i'm berserking first jerking there it is cleaving cleaving big clean big bleeding big cleaving it doesn't matter i just get right out of that okay he's on it be on your guard he's up to something no he's not he's a bull man he ain't gonna do nothing i'm totally good what was the worst that could happen more hyenas well that's not my problem i'm just chilling okay doing a little throw there boom back in easy easy easy where's mick chicken wait mcchicken's not here oh maybe i can't use him in these areas damn bro i could have beat him at like level 15. that was a joke get him out of here dude get the [ __ ] out of here big boy that's how it's done aspen gold yup yup it appears our timing was fortuitous it sure was it sure [ __ ] was we got yeah we're having barbecue tonight boys the axe master carried me here so i could see yeah that's [ __ ] right you did it you really did it ye i did do it that's right yep you know it oh you see asthma goal killed the bastard he's finally dead damn do you reckon i could learn to swing an axe like that i mean when i'm bigger i want to protect fall keep him safe from monsters oh [ __ ] this kid wants to be a warrior hell yeah if you train hard then nothing's beyond your reach young man true that's what i'll do i'll train every single day i'll be the strongest hero there ever was wow that's a good boy [ __ ] yeah all right let's talk to her i knew for the first moment that we beat the challenge yes i did too it is done asmingle you have answered the boys prayers and upheld the pride of the guild hold your head high marauder i should be awaiting your triumphant return to lisa lamensa all right let's head the [ __ ] back over there all right oh this is this is it dude this is me getting the quest boys it's been a long time it's been quite a while but we're finally here [Music] wow what a great game [Music] gentlemen it's time it's time you get the behemoth for achievement rewards we'll see about that [Music] that was truly a mighty feat asman gold never have i seen a marauder so dedicated to training attaining the pinnacle of his discipline in recognition of your achievements i axe master warzion pass on to you the guild's final technique the thrill of battle this skill teaches you to embrace the fear and danger of combat allowing you to push well beyond the normal limits of your stamina though uh though the thought brings me both joy and sadness there is nothing more that i can teach you may the memories of your time here in the guild sustain you as you strive for even greater heights of perfection experience now shall be your tutor now there should always be greater foes and deadlier challenges on which to test your blade of that i am certain you enter a realm of our craft in which even i have never set foot i only hope that whenever you reach the very boundaries of our art that you will return to share your triumphs with us until then asthma gold may your axe ever swing true yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right let's go ahead and go with the chess piece there we [ __ ] go dude there we [ __ ] go dude [Music] oh [ __ ] i've never seen that before is that new damn okay so do i i do this one again right okay axe master warzone needs an adventurer he can trust ah aspen gold just the man i was hoping to see it's no plan today that you're uh no equal in our guild i've attached to and trusted no order an error in marauder i just received a message from an old comrade in arms of mine who now serves as a guardsman in orchestra nostra it would seem the fighting's growing fierce in those parts and he finds himself in dire need of reinforcements mind you this man is no white-livered wealth he can wield an axe with the best of them as evidenced as master gurgeous paying good coin for his services i've sent sulkuv out there to help you okay let's go pour it over there wait is he back for more it's just a buffalo wait so there was all that [ __ ] drama for one buffalo it's one buffalo are you kidding me man and they said you can swim in here let me see so if i go out here and i go out into the water oh wow wow you can swim damn dude damn dude do slash float okay oh my god home wow oh fell dean wait fell demon i don't want to talk to phil demon sounds awful oh commence battle with pride and duty will take you from the mountain okay let's go you're going to marry a walla fell no i'm not what do i have to do here oh [ __ ] motherboard thank you for the 10 gift of community subs i appreciate that very much man thank you thank you thank you okay so what do i have to do oh [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we'll get him what are we doing wait he's on their side what the [ __ ] he doing damn it all as well we're gonna see i'm gonna see to the beasts my turtles made it to the water okay it's crazed aren't chelly on all right let's kill the first one oh these things have no health these things have no health big numbers here big numbers big numbers there we go there we go there's already one dead perfect there's another one right there got him the cycle of life can be cruel it's time to [ __ ] die oh there's more of them oh [ __ ] okay let's go tagging both of these get that one over there too might as well got him okay now now we're doing big numbers here we're doing big numbers here we'll kill this one first and then we go to the next one nice dude these turtles ain't [ __ ] these turtles ain't [ __ ] bro that ain't [ __ ] look at that dude look at that dude get the [ __ ] out of here seven hells there's no end to them wait i thought they just despawned well we just killed them there's four oh [ __ ] oh wow i'll see the shell backs you up just trying to get end up as turtle grub okay i'm not seeing it's like in oh my god look at that that's a big dick x we must do what we can all right let's do what we can how's combat feel combat's good oh [ __ ] there we go craze no toedone okay i'm gonna kill him too uh i don't know if i should help her you guys should help the other ones oh [ __ ] we get out of that cast there we go okay let's kill this one first i'll i'll help her first okay i'm gonna step out and help the girl killing this guy and killing this guy perfect okay oops didn't mean to do that got him that one's dead too got it all right curious george [Music] what do we do now thank you so much curious george that should send them scuttling back to their nests you can call me curious wait his name's actually curious george one remark about the name and i'll rip your ugly heads from your shoulders and suck the marrow out of your twitching spines okay you two are guards for close to nose drive i reckon yes we are uh no such we are the marauders guild sent by axe master warzion uh to assist the defense i'm sulk webb and this is my comrade asmongold from my guild you say well blow me down and call me boggy have you told me sooner i have introduced myself with proper respect you're asmingled right we've only just met but i've seen your strength not found in ordinary men what say you unleash the beast within and become a warrior with oh [ __ ] is it about to happen are we about to pop off i think it's about time are you ready for carnage yes a warrior you say so it was you i saw brandishing battle techniques i had thought were lost to the sands of time lost perhaps in these parts but wherever i come from the way of the warrior is alive and well my tribe has been handing them down for thousands of years yet our numbers dwindle with every new summer and this is why i left the mountain whenever i was raised to come here what say you asthma gold if you walk the path of the warrior with me seek me out at hidden falls all right sounds good to me let's follow the way of the warrior well let's get that done where will he be at there it is wait oh there's wait oh [ __ ] here's all the other warriors oh [ __ ] all right guys let's do it curious george i knew you would come asmin gold let us begin any man can take up an axe and call himself a marauder but to become a true warrior he must prove that he can tame the inner beast that guides the blade i have witnessed your battle with the turtles and i must say that i was impressed that sentence is so ridiculous i saw you fighting against turtles and i was very impressed by the fact that you could defeat the turtles yes uh how amazing guys wha what an incredible [ __ ] what an incredible battle prowess you have proven yourself far more worthy of this than i could have ever imagined [ __ ] when your inner beast awakens the runes will resonate further empowering your will and granting you such strength that you have never thought possible today there is cause for celebration my friend for you i have ensured that my tribe's legacy will endure yes it is for this day this moment that i came down from the mountain thank you curious george yeah however or i earned yet yet however i honestly pursue my goal i cannot deny the fear inside me that my mission will ultimately end in failure for you see while i style myself a warrior the truth is that i left the mountains before my training was complete and while i carry with me the chronicles of my ancestors detailing the ancient arts of war i lack the ability to fully decipher the texts yet there are still many there still may be hope for there is another who fled my village one who shared my dream of passing on the teaching of my tribe who can read the tome my brother without him there is little more that i can teach you this is brother harambe uh i can teach you at this time but that will not discourage me from teaching and continuing my studies at the chronicles nor shake my belief that further teacher secrets will soon reveal themselves for me until then i ask that you use the knowledge that i passed to you and continue your training good luck my friend next warrior cross will be available from curious george spawn reaching level 35. [ __ ] yeah what was the red thing that i got soul crystals are required to change your current class to a more specialized job each job has its own crystal which can be equipped via the armory chest okay soul of the warrior upon the surface of this mostly as multi-aspected crystal or carved a myriad of deeds of warriors of past eras okay let's quit oh wow [ __ ] yeah so i'm now i'm a warrior while using a job you'll have limited access to actions from other classes however you will have access to new job specific actions job level and attribute bonuses coincide with the base class whenever a job level rises so to this level of the base class and vice versa marauder is the base class okay so now i have extra abilities too so let me see what my other abilities are steel cyclone okay yeah we gotta we gotta play it we gotta do that for sure all right so now we should go back to this right fel cleave yeah yeah so i go back to this right i have to go talk to black shroud wow andy's wait did they cancel the raid wait they didn't cancel the [ __ ] shut up they did not cancel the raid they hotfixed sylvanas yeah they probably should have added in a new cut scene where she dies that's what they should have done oh oh yeah a walking gift from buck scaron i forgot even i had to do this this one has been expecting walking one so this is the grandma isn't it yep there we go this one is pleased to see walking one again welcome to the home of these ones there you are asthma gold we've just been hearing of your deeds and daring to do well done uh excuse me it's warrior asthma and gold now the walking ones are anorexia this one is grateful yes absolutely pleasure to be at service this one does not mind the misadventures is walking one tells them of one began when the imperial ones entered the wood fearing trouble these ones decided to watch the imperial ones closely but these ones watched too closely and the imperial ones noticed and tried to capture them having nowhere else to hide i fled into total rock would uh would that this one had not to in totorock a sinister one had one robbed robed in black tried to feed this one to the mini-legged one so wait they tried to feed her to the goddamn spider bro that's [ __ ] up [Music] the sinister one robed in black why do i have the feeling that i should be more worried about that than i am because i'm gonna take care of it and y'all don't need to worry that's why elder frixo i would come to you as emissaries of the nature of gridania this mass of bears the words of elder sincere this one sees so walking ones of gradani are fearful of lord ramua plainly put yes your people summoned the lord of levin but once yet that single occurrence occasioned great alarm but it's not as if the gerdanians dislike you or anything actually it's just the opposite they think of you as friends but they just don't want you summoning a prime award of death and destruction into their area and having everybody die yeah we understand it everybody does they think of you as friends and they don't want anything to get in the way of that that's why elder sincere wrote to you yeah it's pretty obvious right this one knows and respects the horned one l uh khan and senna be assured the walking ones of gridania these ones have no desire of conflict these ones resorted to summoning lord vermouth to protect the wood from the imperial ones this one counseled against doing so but was not heated against this one's wishes ward remoula was summoned and all those who took part became touched ones oh [ __ ] oh that's him oh [ __ ] these ones want so desperately to turn uh to turn touch ones back to normal one but they did not know how and still do not know how touch ones meanwhile want to turn these ones into touched ones and they did know how so this one fled to little solace with all the ones who did not wish to be turned or bound toward remote but walking ones of gridania need not fear the touched ones order removed unlike the other primal ones lord ramua is not callous or cruel so long as walking wants to not trespass and knows one's ancestral homeland where he the touch ones reside walking ones will not suffer thunderous judgment god damn that's quite a whole lot a thunderous judgment but this one is spoken [ __ ] sorry by way of abundant mortals who tempered a take on the qualities emboldened by the primal in question in the case of the sylves ramu's influence has made them fiercely protective of their homeland that explains why it's a to trespassers what about the abductions yes the abductions expression of tempered silts desire for reconciliation another quality traditionally associated with ramua and the crudest man are imaginable they seek to bring their fellows back into the fold a timely reminder that the challenges posed posed by each primal are unique elder frixo we thank you for making your will known to us the people of gridania will rest easier in the knowledge that they and the sylphs are united in their desire for peace wishing to cooperate this one has written down the feelings of these ones please see that these feelings are conveyed to the horned guy all right let's do it we're going back to waking sands and tell milfina all about it all right let's do it fear not we will be sure to mention the instrumental part that you played in all this please wait walking one asthma gold this one has yet to give walking on a token of one's appreciation [Music] oh another crack rock [ __ ] yeah dude with these some with these ones summon nord remoa these ones were gifted the crystal this one would now bestow the crystal upon the walking one as if a symbol of one's trust am i gonna have like ptsd whenever yeah okay okay now what oh and that's my third one right oh wow three to go gasp this one was not mistaken about walking one walking one is destined to walk a fate far crueler than this one could imagine a brilliant light from within walking when enveloped the crystal as was once saw mark this one well that crystal will one day be of use to walking one walking one must keep that crystal safe at all times [Music] so now what do i have to do oh it's my cell phone hello it's me it's milfina yayo and pogrove returned some a while ago and they wasted no time regaling me in your tale of your exploits thanks in large to part of you uh the name of one primal may be struck from our list of enemies and the gradonians may turn their attention to more pressing matters well done yet at the end one tale is to serve another pray return to the waking sands in your earliest convenience i would appraise you of the present situation in person [ __ ] okay all right let's head over there we gotta get the [ __ ] back over to milfina as soon as possible glamour quest i like having different armor like if i just transmog all my [ __ ] together i like the visual progression i think that's cool especially early on man oh god not you again [Music] ah [ __ ] what do you want if it isn't my favorite adventurer welcome back lady milfina awaits you within the solar all right let's go enter the waking sand yes i would like to enter the waking stands let's go to oh oh no oh no the redditor i am given to understand that the matter of ramua has finally been resolved true if you're resolved as a be speaks for permanence i can rightly claim yet that's right wait i wait i think that's the girl oh the girl is this i don't know if it's the girl or the guy i have no idea how fair is the investigation well enough salad dread is sparing no effort there are many ones just as you suspected their purpose will ever eludes us still yeah i don't know if it's a girl or not i see okay i have been meaning to ask but is alice dale quite well i feel as if i have scarcely seen her in the recent days oh you haven't nor have i alas alice still has chosen to walk her own path stubborn girl oh that's the girl i see okay i got it kind of and on that note i take my leave of you i trust the bald bald theon will report to serve you well yeah absolutely i can't wait to find out what the bald theon has in store for me that's great i take it we can proceed as disgust why do you ask you scarce need my permission to act i told you man this i'm so sick of this kid dude i'm so sick of the stupid push them up push them over like just push them up push them on the ground as you're walking in right get in my hallway [ __ ] get on my hallway quit walking my hallway [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here throw him in a garbage can it's good to see you again yes i know that i've been looking forward to congratulating you on your triumph in 12s wood owning to your efforts conflict has been inverted truly you have done the science proud with that we can strike ramula from the list so what's next the sahagin or the leviathan the word the lord of war role has not answered his minions call as of late nor is he expected to do so in the future while sahagan remain as aggressive as ever [ __ ] i don't know why i cooked that for a time it bears repeating we can ill afford to fall complacent that's right very true it says you shall out of praise or sorry says unless we know the minds of the beast tribes we cannot predict any certainty of when the next primal will return to plague the land that being the case we must proceed with as much haste as prudence allows as much haste as prudence allows any word on titan the maelstrom keeps the cobalts under constant observation we shall hear from them uh before long you may depend upon it okay good indeed with all the primals that have been known in the recent times we are left with gridania wait i mean garuda who is the primal of ixal who live near gridania that's what i meant so many moms to cover would that would that their what okay would there be all right yeah were he still with us we should not be long waited for a more practicable solution okay she's not wrong where in the world are you chief [Music] oh yeah but they're sure one step at a time henceforth the order of the twin adder will handle all matters pertaining to the sylphs under the sage guidance of the sin seers i bid you all to enjoy a moment respite you have enjoyed it got it makes sense so they don't know what to do without the old guy oh nice dude this is it is there something else alrighty now what that is true peggy parton take off my clothes what do you mean right now okay i guess i will do that uh yeah it's fine nice view yeah yeah uh prior to the quantity of the ski instincts great pain to remain hidden why would they choose to cast off the veil of secrecy now god it's this boat's ill we must take advantage of the present law and the primal hostilities and embezz investigate the labrida learn all we can of him and his designs i dread to think eek what's going on tataru tataru no what's wrong tataru what happened oh no a silver and felon this is the same one oh my god at long last this one finds waking one asming gold this one is most dependable to these ones it is i sent by elder one frixo to help the working one the walking ones wait norixia comes to the front wait is this my new battle pet oh wow we got a new battle pet [ __ ] yeah dude that's great awesome or a salad yeah you're right enter the waking sands all right we've completed that and now what speak with melfina again okay let's talk to her again i'm afraid that there is no rest for the weary has been gold we must still further into motivations of the masked man the eskina known as labrida this is an ideal moment to do so while our hands are not bound dealing with another primal as a present we know little about the eskians only the destruction that follows their wake i should not be surprised if these beings are behind the chaos that racks in the realm and if my fears prove to be reality we must all do what we should do all in our power to stop them earlier i sent ward to each grain company to solicit cooperation the immortal flames responded to the effect that they have information on a potential sighting i want to explain basically why it was the immortal flames that figured it out it's because it's the best company and the other two are full of losers this is intelligence so we can all afford to ignore go speak with flame commander swift in the hall of flames and udallah to inquire further how you go to investigation thereafter i leave wholly to your discretion but whatever you do never forget that we are dealing with the unknown you cannot take too many precautions asthma gold be safe all right let's [ __ ] do it let's get over there you need a potato no i'm not gonna listen like the walla fellas like all the other ones like listen that's the reason why i'm okay with the cat girls is because there's something i hate more than them like the cat girls are fine now like it's these other little stupid little [ __ ] things that that's what i've got a problem with now dude okay little al amigo all right let's turn this in all right let's talk the gundo bald what does he have for me who are you state your business and be quick about it gundo bald looking for a masculine you say and why should we help you pray we struggle enough without having to answer to the whim of every outsider you are not welcome here be gone man [ __ ] you gundo ball okay let's go up here so this is the next part of the quest so who the [ __ ] is this uh gissel lambert giselambert would like to uh aid in your manhunt okay well met adventurer i am giselle amber head of security here at little amigo i heard tell your business with gundobald knowing that bristly old bear i don't doubt that he told you to bug her off knowing their hardships refugees don't trust anyone but themselves not even my men can get so much as a word of thanks out of them despite watching the place day and night but thanks or not i try to help my fellow man whenever i can and you seem to be a decent sword if you tell me what's brought you here i can be and i can lend you a hand on a trail of a mass villain you say hmm can't say that sounds familiar but i have heard men on the lookout for amjalwa in the south of here there's been any suspicious activity they are likely to have seen it i've had mine to take each of them with a cup of sweet valiant tea as to their lift spirits if you were to run this little errand but in my stead i think they'd be more willing to tell you what they know okay so we have to bribe them with tea okay you can muksuku shushu don't bother me if the amazon overrun us i'm blaming you jesus okay for me you shouldn't have sorry a suspicious backed mass man as a matter of fact i caught a glimpse of someone filling that description during patrol i couldn't quite make out whether it was a man or not but what with the mask in a row but assuming that it was a he he was talking with some al amigans i assume that he was one of them well [ __ ] whenever i get to max level i'm going to get the most badass the biggest sword in the game man a hundred percent all right what does gilbert have for me uh you're back so my lookouts have a lot to share with you it doesn't sound like much to go by if you're to go any further with your investigations it seems to me that you'll need the cooperation of the alamegans gundo ball belongs to the alamegan resistance so your best bet would be to to someone who's part of the same crew if you know any well-connected people you might want to start by asking them wait i have to go talk with milfina again okay let's do that finally this is what i've been waiting on all right what do you have for me welcome back asthma gold how fair is the investigation i see given that they've suffered it's little wonder why all megan refugees have lost faith in their fellow man they have had their homeland taken from them and for the past two decades they have seen it remain in the enemy's clutches to compound matters none of the three city-states had the means to take in all who were displaced as a result a great many alamegans now live on the margins of society suffering poverty and discrimination what more could be done to ease their hardships i fear nothing short of reclaiming their homeland would be a lasting solution but let us deal with one problem at a time returning to the matter of your investigation it just so happens that there is an all-amegan native among the scions your alamedan comrade is named uh herbert he joined our cause in the hopes that he might find a way to liberate his homeland while he spares no effort and towards the endeavor i have no doubt that he would be glad to assist you if i recall correctly herbert is currently between two missions try looking for him in the storage area we're sitting in the storage room okay all right let's go talk to herbert all right here we go if it isn't asmin gold bald the scion's rising star is there ought i can do for you yes herbert what though what the [ __ ] if you wish to win the trust of the people of all amigo this is a daunting task my friend even for our own countrymen i would like nothing more than help but i'm afraid that my name no longer carries weight with that one i used to be a member of the all-megan resistance you see but i left in favor of joining the scions though my allegiance may have shifted my purpose remains ever the same the liberation of al alamigo yet whatever reasons i might have i abandoned my comrades and they have nothing to do with me now while i have no more friends in resistance i know someone who does her name is abrida she is a resident in cory mill say my name whenever you meet her and she will not lead you astray okay johnny depp where do we have to go now let's see where this is [ __ ] all right a burrito what do you want ah so you want me to introduce you to the resistance why and how should i do that just give me one reason johnny depp johnny depps at you worthless horse son he abandons his comrades his woman and now he has the gall to ask me for a favor simply incredible i mean huh i realized herbert was only doing that whenever he felt was right he's a good man and if he trusts you that's all i need to know you see the bulk there that's me the captain of the resistance i hope he can give you what you need all right let's oh wow a level 24 weapon coffer holy [ __ ] dude i'm ready to [ __ ] respect if i want to mephen helps uh meffin helps needs help tending a wounded warrior brother hey muffin a proud man of the alamegan resistance what the hell look look at what he's wearing man what business do you have for me he's the uh he's the boss of the gym captain it's scalian sir his wounds are gone festering he's burning up i don't think he's got much time god damn it i asked the villagers for raid got on my knees and begged but they refused to lift a finger if galion dies his blood is on their hands these quarry milk cravings would rather turn a blind eye to our plight but they might as well listen to a breeder i fear my anger will prevent me from rightly convincing anyone at the moment i realize we scarce know each other but this is a matter of life and death please adventurer go to her and try okay so we've got to go over there and help these guys so basically these guys are like refugees and they're just they're they're they're [ __ ] tired of getting [ __ ] around all right a burrito what do you have come asking about gallon i watched him leave cory mills some time ago he left me the sealed letter before he went off made me swear not to open it until someone came asking my brothers i cannot bear to be a burden any longer that is why i must leave you all do not worry for me just find your way safely to little alamigo what a son of a [ __ ] what what what a little what a little dude he's he doesn't want to be a burden that's sad out in the wilds alone that fool that great big sentimental fool all right we're gonna get his ass he's [ __ ] up so he can't get far yep he's right over there let's go get his ass all right where is this guy oh there he is he's just sitting right here who gives a [ __ ] he's chilling galen's fine watch out a goblin like i give a [ __ ] about the goblin dude like i give a [ __ ] about a goblin dude what a joke oh wait let me get my i got to get my food okay good i had to i had to activate mcchicken okay so where's galen there we go let's talk to him oh oh galen but captain why you should all be on your way who do you take us for we're all amigans and all amigans never forsake one another hardships be damned unless you are the guy that uh is in my my team now and he just left remember the oath we swore god damn it the oath to reclaim our homeland we'll set fort on alamega soil again together or not at all do you understand me yes sir good let's return our brothers and don't even think about going off lightly as soon as you're healed i'll give you such a thorough thrashing you'll wish we didn't find you oh man all right let's go over there we gotta talk to him again what is going on here this is crazy galens is going to make a full recovery will linger here until he's strong enough to take the road again as much as i mislike this place beggars can't be choosers that's true i don't need these right here i might as well just take that all right mephrid wishes to repay your kindness [Music] now things are relatively settled i seem to recall that you wanted something of me you've proven a true fan of my people ask of me anything and it's yours so long as it's mine to give the cooperation of the people of little amigo because that's all far be up for me to question your desires of course very well i will provide you with a letter to show gundo bald the old bear was my mentor whenever i first joined the resistance he's impinding to those who don't know him but he takes care of his own i have no doubt that he will do all in his power to aid you [Music] damn gundam bald redemption are there's gundam here we go why have you returned you're not welcome here i thought i made that clear oh yeah [ __ ] there you go you spoke with me effort it's been long since i heard from him i had feared him dead twelve be praised whoever you are malford sees you as a friend and a friend of mephred is a friend of mine i know this mass stranger you seek and i will tell you what i can [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah dude oh i got a mount speed increase [ __ ] yeah gundo bald is willing to share what he knows and outside of resembling the mass stranger has reportedly been appearing your a little amigo is late what's more that it seems some of our young bloods are meeting him in secret no doubt that you want to question them about their thrifts but they are not likely to yield information readily to an outsider if you tell them i sent you though they may feel obliged to talk all right let's see what these little dick boys are doing i actually like this area i think this area is cool yeah look at that dude as i said i think one of the coolest things is like the uh just like the worlds and mmos just like the different worlds that people put together and like wait oh my god that's a big boy oh my god these are big boys wait yo that did a lot of damage god damn okay let's go over here before i die uh colt thanks for the uh thanks for the [ __ ] five subs man thank you very much okay here we go rendezvous with wool red okay what does he want thanks for coming friend there's no ordinary outsider that can gain the trust of the old bear that's why i wanted to meet you and discuss something in private tell me why are you stupid about did the empire send you or someone else co-world got your tongue no matter wherever you work for your meddling ends here get him wait what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] bro i'm just trying to chill man what is this i'm just trying i'm trying to help trying to help out these guys are going crazy for no reason [ __ ] around and find out you god damn right let's go you're stronger than you look this changes nothing threaten us beat us bloody if you like but nothing short of death can make us give up our fight we're going to obtain the power to bring down the empire and with it will reclaim our homeland oh so they're probably talking to the mage because they think the mage can give them the power to get their homeland back that's what i'm assuming okay like i could be wrong i could be wrong but i think that's probably what it is that's what makes sense at least attacked by will red and his cronies that they would go to such links for the sake of a plan of theirs left at their own devices the young fools are likely to harm others if not themselves uncover their agenda and put an end to this madness oh i got new armor okay gunderbald needs help to reign and the young wines of little al amigo all right gundo bald what's the plan wilfred mentioned obtaining a power to bring down the empire of what power could he be speaking gundo bald all right [Applause] beretania gods persevere what happened i was out foraging when the corpse brigade came they took me to their hideout and they the whole time they laughed at me they said i suffer because i cling to hope is it wrong to dream of home is it wrong to call ourselves all amegans do not heed such poisonous notions child our dreams are what sustain us be strong i swear to you these villains will answer to the crimes in due time but tell me does anyone else know of this wilfred of [ __ ] course well he's shaking his head he's like that son of a [ __ ] i'll tend to beretania okay we've got to go get wilfred they're making savannah's boobs smaller yeah then we're going to kill her for sure big trouble in little al amigo wilford last riled the youth if this plan succeeds while the power to lay the empire well to change the world for the better how these clowns think they're gonna defeat the empire the empire is this massive huge mega powerful thing that has like spaceships and these are just some losers wearing bondage wilfred's gonna get him killed what an idiot wilfred you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh mighty rogar lord of destruction we import you lend us your strength and put an end to the suffering of your people wait that's that's ralgar oh you're too late plans already in motion once you have the crystals our enemies will pay for our crimes no one will dare oppress us ever again wait this is my this is my uh wait that's it that's my god he looks like a stick figure with spiky hair whatever dude yeah it looks like goku gundo bulb [Music] gone the whole lot of them it's as i feared they mean to take matters into their own hands but what exactly is what they mean to do all right let's put these in what is this a hunting knife a map of xanarek what you said wilfred spoke of crystals did you not but how could they possibly mean to oh my god this is rank madness the young fools are untrained and unblood at all they have no notion of how dangerous the al manjala are they'll all be butchered before they get within 100 yamos of the crystals they're headed east if we hurry we may yet find them before it's too late okay so what is east like i'm gonna be honest like back in the day before we had wait what the who the [ __ ] is that i can kill him i'm going to kill him i want to kill this thing right now i want to kill it damn this is like that thing i fought before look at that he's always trying to clap me i like the uh the death animation that's actually pretty [ __ ] cool it's like one of those little things you don't really think about a lot but every once in a while you want to uh you want to appreciate it you know what i mean solo kill yeah dude it is what it is man oh big trouble in little alamigo level 31 all right let's do it i'm ready go to work wilfred did no other survive when we were sponsored oh we're supposed to win oh [ __ ] bro oh [ __ ] man we oh [ __ ] we didn't really [ __ ] up again man we was pull yourself together we were just gonna make a we're gonna [ __ ] summon up for you to do with some of the guys some guys [ __ ] is there there's a wizard who told me to summon a guy with a rock they got us god's forgive me yeah what an idiot dude what a [ __ ] idiot you shall pay for your crimes with your souls are these the big guys yep those are the big guys all right now what i regret our young ones transgressions but his soul was too high a price for a youthful folly for all their failings they are the hope of al amigan people this hope i will guard with my life damn gundam bald is ready to go to work damn all right let's go i'm ready let's fight let's fight let's go it's okay i'll save it there it is big numbers big numbers big numbers okay i'm targeting a boss i'm talking on boss i feel like uh i feel like this is like the greatest rotation of all time i hear my favorite part of the rotation is the fact that there isn't one i just sit there and i hit the same button there's no reason for me to change my stance why would i want to take damage yeah why would i want to take damage if they could just take damage instead [ __ ] that wait who's this oh [ __ ] okay we got more dick fools okay let's kill these dick boys all right all right i'm big dick i'm big dick i'm big [ __ ] give me a second all right there we go getting out of that big dick big oh big dicky oh we are big dick in it let's go huge dick yes dude boom get the [ __ ] out of here now what is that it wait that's it that's it your skilled arms is impressive adventurer our wayward youth could learn much for a man like you the battle was won but it would take an unwise linger here let us return to little al amigo wait we've come all this way we have to get the crystals they're right for the picking have you learned nothing wilfred do you not see those tempered wretches such as the fate of those who are touched by god is that what you desire for yourself and your friends what no nobody said anything like that age told me we summoned a fight are we something to do we beat the guy what oh man oh bro what oh [ __ ] we're gonna get mind control oh enough i'll hear the rest of the sorry tale back at little amigo i dare say asthma and gold will wish to hear it as well that's right you little [ __ ] yeah put your head down [ __ ] you no more lies wilfred tell us everything with the boys and uh there he was right there he told us about summoning the guy and he had to use the special rocks and that was it huh that's basically it listen to me wilfred our home might be lost to us but it takes more than stones and more to define who we are no matter where we may be al amigo lives within us all it's up to you to decide what to make of his legacy but whatever you choose to do with your life never forget that you owe it to this adventurer and outsider damn damn i uh well i won't do that uh no i won't do that thanks i'm sorry for trying to kill you [ __ ] idiot get the [ __ ] out of here thanks my friend kind souls little amigo i have no it's my comfort but you'll always be remembered here thank you gundo bald we fought well together gundam bald wants to wish you well on your investigation if we have more information offer wilfred told you the extent of our knowledge the mass stranger left unchecked the man will bring about great pain and suffering i pray that you will find and put a swift into this creature for the sake of the young ones who died by his poisoned wounds all right we've got to go talk to milfina let's see what she's got to say welcome back asthma gold i'm reliably informed that the investigation took you to cory mill in little al amigo so tell me were you able to learn autophagy so i told her everything planted the knowledge of summoning in an impressionable young minds do you say precisely the kind of deception that the aestheticians would employ while many of the ills of the land will be attributed to the calamity some are being brought by a malign will we must delve deeper into this while things remain quiet in the primal front all work and no play makes milfina a dull scion shut up you little [ __ ] go back to work did you say something nothing that's right yeah go back in the garbage can mayhap we rest a while before speaking further on the investigation okay milfina has a little lead for you to pursue attending the business and that way some new information right to arrive courtesy of our friends themselves in individual things there be a subscription has been cited north shroud the signing comes and wake up serious mysterious deaths my instincts tell me that our man is involved all right let's go back over there and wait where the hell is this oh oh okay never mind oh i have to go talk to the little uh i have to talk to the the salad what do you want waking one is to walking one is to investigate the sinister one then heed this one's words this one is friends with walking one in the ash crown consortium according to a friendly one the digging one named meldridge had an encounter with a scary masked one the scary one is almost certainly a sinister one walking one should go and speak to the digging one melron digging one is found to be at uh fall gourd moat in north shroud okay so let's see where that is oh [ __ ] i've got to walk over there the launch was delayed the raid was on time yeah i thought the raid came out because usually like i actually tried to start my stream a little bit earlier today like i know i've been trying i've been kind of like pushing my screen back a little bit like by 10 or 20 minutes like every like i'm really bad at keeping schedules okay like i'm gonna let you guys know this like i am very very very bad at keeping schedules like any sort of a commitment where there's like you need to be at this place at this time you can pretty much expect that i'm probably not going to do it right and yeah i'm not a commitment kind of guy i'm not a reliable kind of guy i'm a guy that does uh i do what i do but to be fair i am pretty consistent with my streams and i know that people would tell me oh we'll just start later in the day that way you can wake up earlier that will wake up later that will not happen because i will just stay up later like i know myself i used to struggle to wake up in time to do my raid at 8 00 pm okay please leave me pee i'm not long for this world i just look death in the face and it's only a matter of time before he comes for me just like he came for that poor woman meldaron is clearly traumatized perhaps if you are to soothe him he might remain calm long enough to hold the conversation all right maldoran this is the secret sex scene if you uh i did slash pet and so now we have the sex scene it's bonus you're right it's not as bad as it seems i saw something terrible that's true that's hardly means that i'm going to suffer the same fate thanks to you i can think straight again and emo did all that imagine what those girls did whenever i was able to pet them god damn i probably had to [ __ ] start writing a twit longer to be honest i believe whenever i could recount i saw it without losing him there's just another ordinary day i was headed back to the float and i noticed a suspicious character in the distance a masked man garbed head to toe in black hideous fiend in toe a winged creature that was all eyeball and jagged teeth taken by curiosity i crept near as i dared and i saw the corpse of a woman one glimpse was enough to tell me that she died a gruesome death in that instance i knew right away that the masked man was a minion of thal come to claim her soul for his realm [Music] what you're investigating the same masked man what an amazing coincidence it's created completely randomly [Music] wow if that's the case we'll help you in whatever way we can if anything to ensure that we won't have to suffer meldorod's hysteria ever again all right teamwork that's what i wanted well i haven't been that bad have i yeah you've been acting like a [ __ ] uh aberdeen has a proposal to make concerning your investigation okay we're gonna get married how about that so here's where i know about the deaths all the victims were found with their faces torn to shreds upon the local farmer fauna only shale scale can known as these could inflict such wounds that's why some folk are pointing a finger at them i somehow doubt the answer is that simple but for the sake of thoroughness we should look into it all right let's do that so we just want to go randomly out there and just kill three things okay uh maybe there's one right here oh there's one all right let's go after this one here come on come on tag it tag it tag it don't you [ __ ] me oh nice there's another one right there [ __ ] yeah okay i'm just gonna tag both of them man i'm not even gonna worry about it let's go for that one and then i'm gonna get the next one right now perfect okay yeah i don't want to waste any time and i just want to get these [ __ ] done because i know like how these respawns are sometimes and i do not want to deal with that okay we've completed it now let's go ahead and pour it back over okay aberdeen what do you have you've already seen the disease good work adventurer so you were able to find ought and suggest the creatures of our culprits nah bruh nah bruh nothin to be trolled even if there were proof i wouldn't know what it looked like anyway if we can safely strike disease off our list of suspects that leaves us with the masked man and his winged eyeball oh man i'm so glad that we had to randomly go kill three mobs to make sure it wasn't obviously the [ __ ] masked wizard that's getting people to kill themselves yeah getting them to unwillingly sign up into a suicide cult that's great thank you so much okay assuming jake's aside there's rumor going around there's some whisper that after each victim died her rancor went into great big rock southeast of there causing it to flash and moan okay uh it's information to share okay let's do that using items on areas some items are used on areas rather than single targets first click on the uh item icon displayed on a duty list upon selecting the item a glowing radius will appear on the ground that can be moved freely locks the franco oh oh i see i see it's right there i got it okay somebody should note here i'm keeping myself west or worse than meth paranoia but i too have seen the winged eyeball i cannot say whether it was a coincidence but my sighting took place precisely at the same time as melrods i was heading home after a day of [ __ ] whenever a shadow fell over me looking up i found myself locked in gaze with a giant eyeball i let out a scream at the top of my lungs and ran without once looking back this happened at the rocky area rest of here in case you had a mind to investigate [Music] all right let's see what i need to do here we go where is this yeah let's go right over here what's my favorite dungeon um that's a good question i like the second one where like you're uh you're releasing those orbs and then you have to fight the zoidberg oh right right right okay i throw it right there oh wait it actually worked wow [ __ ] yeah dude you you sense a hostile presence who is it oh [ __ ] it's a spider it's a double spider what does he do i cannot wait until like these npcs have more attacks that i have to avoid i feel like they're too easy i do i didn't i feel like these are just so easy for me to beat okay give me one second i gotta take a piss right back up here baby seeing eye to wing die okay dude i'm so ready to kill this guy like he's been trying to [ __ ] get kids into a suicide cult like what the [ __ ] is that all right here we go let's turn this in and there's the five crystals there we go just your garden variety crystals it's about hard to tell about dearth and grime but they're definitely lightning aspected i almost hate to say it but this explains the flashing and moaning uh-huh okay all right let's turn this one a monstrous bain might appeared and you slew it the creature had long been a scourge upon the folk of foul gourd intentional or not you have done us a great service and you have my gratitude but it does make me wonder was it truly a winged eyeball that i saw or merely a trick of light combined with a blind panic oh here we go you guys ready to see the level there it is boys there it is we got him all right now what all right mel rod what do you got for me now rod is troubled by the death of new developments troubled by the dearth dr what the what's that what's that word bro i never even heard of that word before there have been no promising leads in all the murders i can scarce get a wink of sleep knowing that the killer is still at large [Music] judging by your furrowed brows i take it the sorry business troubles you as much as it does me i've been pondering my encounter i was uncertain for a time but there can be no doubt it was a winged eyeball that i witnessed it's implausible that i could have been mistaken so distinct a creature for a bane might but you and i were moms apart how could we have both seen it precise at the same time what do you mean how is this even a question there's two of them like why would you not just assume there's just two of them what's more our adventurer friend had a run in with a bane might at the very spot that you claim to see the fiendish eyeball isn't that right there must be an explanation i know i saw a wing an eyeball with wings i would wager at an apple tart on it well that's not very good that's like a dollar you get those at mcdonald's it's on the dollar menu listen he's serious no he's not sit down guys of course there must be more than one of the buggers but [ __ ] obvious why are you guys so done we really gotta talk through this we really gotta have to go through all this what the [ __ ] do and now they all look at me we're out of our depth we ought to leave the rest to the expert that's me by the way yes we're just civilians after all good luck adventure it was a pleasure knowing you wait what the [ __ ] unless you have forgotten there's a rocky area in the west okay should you have to discover my note you want to alert the authorities there's a guard house nearby okay we're gonna beat his ass you guys ready is it ass beating time i think it is let's go to work let's see here and we'll go turn this in oh mangled i think i see it ah yeah i knew it yep damn it should have been a floating dick maybe it wouldn't have died so fast what a joke yeah that was nothing man that's really what they've been having so much trouble with i killed that [ __ ] in three hits what a jolt dude yeah that's no problem made a blizzard giant dick honestly blizzard would probably never do anything like that like they are so they're so afraid of having somebody get offended by their game like i bet they would not even do like a blizzard would never do the fat chocobo because fat people on twitter would complain that it's making fun of them i'm not even kidding greetings adventurer is there odd i don't want to assist you with yes god's be good not again no matter how many bodies i see it cannot seem to get used to the poor sight poor woman identical deaths have been reported with central shroud the mass stranger you see does not seem to feature any [ __ ] dude the oh they're moving the bodies around okay this button engraved at the lily motif the very same object was found upon another victim a family sigil or that of an organization perhaps either way i dare to hope that this fine will prove pivotal in solving the murders big [ __ ] big dick [ __ ] experience oh big dick experience i want you to hold on to the button i want you to hold the lily button you'll need it to continue your investigation while it isn't standard procedure to entrust key evidence to individuals i am obviously the uh sole uh protagonist of the story and so all of the rules in the game are bent around me because i have plot armor yes i'm fully aware of that make a suggestion take the button to gridania and have it examined by min yoon one minute let's go ahead and do that mother manuel greeting good morrow to you asthma gold by a grim expression i suspect you aren't here for scones and herb tea actually i would i would be okay with the scone that would be fine all right there's the lily button well isn't this a quite lovely little lily button the engraving is quite exquisite artisan level quality i would say what did you say you found this on a dead body lovely anyway i'm afraid that i did not recognize the least sigil he would have to find the answer the old-fashioned way by asking around all right let's go ask the other npc where's the next one she's over there let's go i like the music here the music is nice it's relaxing calming chill all right let's see what bernadette has to say [Music] need help tracking down the owner of a button that's certainly not a request that i receive on a regular basis well go on show me what you have okay seems like some manner of decorative button reminiscent of those worn by families of old though i cannot claim to know it's sigil however i can say with certainty that the way a white lily is a recurring theme in gardenian culture i do not know who would make a personal sigil of it if there is a soul in gardenia who knows it will be singalwood over at the lancers guild see i need to talk to that guy pretty soon anyway because i need to learn how to do that [ __ ] like i want to be i want to learn how to do the lancer stuff now i don't know when i'm going to do that though like i think that i'll probably do that once i get to like 50 or something like that servers are up holy [ __ ] boys is it time for us to raid is it time for us for the [ __ ] raid oh my god give me one second [ __ ] yes dude give me one minute one more minute let me double check here i'm gonna see if i can log in see if i can log in before i get up before i get ready okay let's see real quick come on never seen a wow raid well you're about to how the [ __ ] do i all right guys listen up i'm making the raid right now we are making the raid right this second gentlemen let's [ __ ] go [Music] you

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Length: 101min 17sec (6077 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 07 2021