Lele Pons Teaches Me How To Stand Up To My Bully

doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo okay dweeb come on dude I don't have time for this right now I'm gonna be late for class oh you're not going anywhere not until I'm done with you four-eyes don't make fun of my glasses please it doesn't even make sense you're wearing more glasses than I am yeah I need these to see asshole okay look dad can you please stop coming to my house uninvited like this it's really weird hey shut up now get over here it's nookie time no no no getting bullied sucks there's gotta be some way to stop getting bullied how to not get bully oh yes this is perfect this is perfect all right let's do it what's up Greg it's me Danny back with another episode of using popular youtuber name in title to get more views on YouTube I hope you guys are all doing well today and as you probably have seen I'm I'm getting bullied and it's something that I've been dealing with for a long time and I you know I finally just want to end it I just want it over okay so I'm taking matters into my own hands and I'm gonna watch this video how to not get bullied by Lele pons now I'm sure you all know who Lele pons is is no secret she's not a newbie to the social media game she was on vine she was the queen of falling down if there was a vine and she was in it you knew she was gonna fall and it was gonna be funny because people falling is funny but ever since vine ended ever since vine ended Lele pons has been making Instagram videos and YouTube videos and let me tell you they are ten times better in every way than her vines she's got 19 point 1 million followers on Instagram that's way more than she ever had on vine but you know she's still making the same old stuff the same good stuff that you have come to know and love from Lele pons like this video [Music] just twist this nipples twist that sexual predators nipples that probably if he's really a sexual predator that probably turns him on more yeah that's really what you do right when you're confronting somebody who just sexually harassed you oh you like this but you like that but like that but you like that but that's that's how you handle that situation properly right who is that girl what is her what's her deal why is she Satan why is she Satan the classic twin mix-up looks like they're gonna go have to twist somebody else's nipples now I like the caption never touch a girl's butt ever never touch a girl's butt even if you're in bed with her and she says touch my butt never touch a girl's butt tag a friend let's tag a friend in this if they're always touching girls butts and and they're your friend for some reason tag them in this and then twist their nipples one of my favorite things about Lele pons Instagram videos is that at a certain point you just have no idea what's going on anymore like that part where that girl was just like like they sorta have a direction at the beginning and you know where they're gonna go and then all the sudden is just like madness and everybody's talking over each other and there's Satan okay or this one how to prove your BAE as loyal [Music] your boyfriend how do you know I know cuz you're gonna put me I know because you're gonna prove it that's how I know whether why is the dot the dialogue and these is so weird you know nice to do same and I'm gonna see me spoil and that transition no no no I'm not gonna do and then all of a sudden she's doing it you're not gonna touch it no why does this guy look like me is that me I don't remember doing this is that me that guy looks a lot like me cool hey yeah he's loyal okay I'm gonna go catch up to him okay let's make love let's make love let's make love call me let's make love it's so weird it's just like it's comedy that's based on situations that never happen like how to prove your BAE's loyal that's not how you prove your BAE is loyal alright but we're not we're not here today to watch all of Lele pons Instagram videos in cringe at every one of them we are here because I want legitimate advice on how not to be bullied in Lele pons a few days ago posted this video on YouTube called how to not get bullied so I assume I mean I can only assume that she made this video for people like me to google and find and gain some advice so that's what I'm going to do so let's watch this video and let's see what it has to offer wait why are you breathing so deeply they were bullying me they were calling me four eyes they were making me show us words oh good great so weird 14 seconds into the video and the main character is just a stereotypical nerd with a speech impediment great so if you're a kid and you googled how not to get bullied and you're watching this video this video is already making funny awesome Thank You bullying you haha okay listen to me I taught you better than this you are better than this okay I'm going to take you to school that specializes in kids like you kids that are bullied really yes follow me dang she just heard about her kid getting bullied and she already has a plan and knows about a school to take him to the plot is moving very fast this woman should be mother of the year she just already had a plan and she had no idea her son was getting bullied Papa pack Star Wars what Star Wars is bad Star Trek is awesome in the legs a notebook but no one really ever cares about science - oh good now there's three nerds and they're like the nerdiest kids possible where's the teacher oh my god she's pretty like pawns are just like let me just casually write in one of the characters calling me pretty in my own video hey Danny you're pretty oh thank you okay let's start with the basics what's your name Paco Frankie I'm Richard I'm sorry is there someone in the back hey girl stand up hello my name is vera and I am a book oh my god dude she just called that kid a girl she's bullying these kids already like she's bullying these kids in the plot of the video but like in real life she had to find a boy that she thought looked like a girl so that she could say he looks like a girl or worse she didn't have that line written until this kid showed up to the shoot and she was like yo this kid looks like a girl can we have a line in the script where I exploit this kids insecurities Hannibal I think it's about time you get out of the closet huh sneak gay dis who here is getting bullied who here doesn't want to get bullied anymore you guys don't want to be bullied anymore yeah yeah what that's not gonna happen confidence-inspiring I'm not here to told you the Tamar you're not gonna get bullied you're our boy I got bullied especially you eat whining nincompoop oh why did Nick a poop dude you just got towards this kid just got roasted does she just call him a nincompoop holy shit this girl is ruthless goddamn nincompoop because I'm a boy people just a nerd worm okay nerd one nerd worm nerd worm no no there's three things that I'm gonna show you to this for you guys to not get bullied anymore the first thing to do is verbal abuse you're gonna talk to the bully and I'm smart them okay they hate that all boys are done but if that doesn't work did you do physical combat I highly doubt that's gonna work because you guys look like you can't even lift a pencil so I had the third one for you is it science no it's not science well technically everything is science you think you're smart you're not the last thing you can do is you're gonna get a third person and record everything so you can show the parents and that's it the first thing we're gonna do today is that you're gonna talk back to them okay well I got an idea and public speaking yeah you guys love talking I know okay they say something you're gonna outsmart them well I'm a smartest one here at all that's really not true I can use a science fact I liked it when they wrote this grip they didn't bother coming up with actually smart things for the kids to say they just wrote lines that are generic and sound smart I could use a science fact great writing 100% people definitely actually talk like that I'm a product of suffering in pain this teachers wearing a purse like it looks like he's supposed to be wearing those like side holsters that cops have but he just he's just wearing a purse your flower let's go dan dude wait commit you really ate that flower are they ready no figured nope sexual assault Hey okay so we're the bullies they're girls okay do what I told you but don't do the physical part because you can't get girl you might get punch in the face but it's okay because I'm gonna record it okay all right good luck guys okay [Music] hey guys ready to get beat up again actually scientifically speaking it would be a beatdown his gravity pulls him down Oh science your smarts will help you we're not scared of you shut up nerds we're getting to her parents if you beat us up look at that kid's face he does not want to be there look at him he's so uninterested we don't see any of your parents Chrissy punch him Chrissy punch him bull wait I like your shoes well awesome time yeah kill him wait oh never mind sorry and that's a comment I got it nice job okay well girls yeah I recorded you guys punching um I send it to your parents and they're about to be okay VIN these are your dad the coal crystal what is this video you're grounded they're standing right there they're standing ten feet away and this dude didn't see his daughter just that kid out I'm confused are they both both of their dads or what is one of them there each dad's wanted their each one of their dads are they on a dad date over here no oh look it's his mom waiting in the exact spot we last saw her she just been standing there the whole time okay sure you Mikey sure sure what you braces didn't you bully a girl named race fish whole plot twist Wow okay I mean I learned a lot from that video right I mean if you're get being bullied it's because you're a nerd who loves science and has a speech impediment and the way to solve it is by how did she solve it by getting a someone who used to be a bully and that training will ultimately fail so you'll just have them record it and send it to their dads who may or may not be dating you know what though I really feel like this content has inspired me not just to never touch a girl's butt again but also to stand up and confront my bully I really feel like I can stand up to him and tell him that I'm not gonna be taking this anymore I'm serious I'm gonna go confront my bully hey Dad oh hey it's four-eyes what's up loser that insult might have worked on me before but not this time wait what oh god you only have two eyes now what am I supposed to call you two eyes that's not funny yeah and you know what else I don't care if you bully me anymore because I know someday I'm gonna grow up to be successful and you'll still be here in my apartment being a bully and he's standing up for himself no I can't handle this I'm melting yes it's working it's working oh yes I finally beat my bully I did it yes oh wait is he dead all right Greg well I hope you enjoyed that video if you're not part of Greg yet guys Greg is our family we are the strongest channel on YouTube we're the fastest growing channel on YouTube don't look that up we were actually the first channel to hit a hundred million subs and then lose it in the same day but the important part is that we gained them in the first place and don't ask why we lost them you don't want to know so guys all you have to do to be Greg is just hit that subscribe button hit that notification button and then legally change your name to Greg just kidding but if you wanted to that would be I mean that'd be pretty cool shout out to the cookie jar thank you for turning on my notifications you are truly Greg and you will live in our hearts forever thank you guys so much for watching I'll be back with another video very soon see you next time

Channel: Danny Gonzalez

Views: 4,533,938

Rating: 4.9564595 out of 5

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Id: VtgSndHN5dc

Length: 14min 26sec (866 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 17 2017

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