LEGAL TWINS get BITTEN by a VAMPIRE in Baldur's Gate 3!

foreign [Music] Journal volume one pardon me whatever extraordinary happenings while meditating in the fourth Annie and I were ambushed by a pack of goblins led by a drow we had no choice but to defend ourselves but that is not the extraordinary or rather disturbing part on the drow's death a parasitic creature emerged from the corpse and is attempted to escape I managed to capture it and have the hosts cadaver here in my study I told no one of my fears nutty suspects but knows better than to ask I will investigate further before informing the others kaga will demand answers I don't have yet I better record any further findings in a separate volume and keep them upon my person less prying eyes jump in the wrong conclusion oh my dear Sandy I entrust you with a circle to open the library where it always if you need to enter the Vault talk to Wrath also that's why she could open that door and then she okay yeah yeah she's not normally in there my silver has a wool lots of animals around lots of animals around are you in the outside area no yeah I'm just like near the exit from this like little under Cave thing what a cool piece of art over there I think there's a lot of cool like everything I love this stuff I love all of these things they're funky oh my God there's so many quests that oh oh I think the little girl's up here the little girl that we saved oh she's up here she's uh under our watch right yeah I think she's like just over here yeah arabella's over here hi sweet thing you ever scare me like that again and I'll feed you to a null mom she went back to her parents stop it our little Hellion told us what happened thank you don't know what we do without her oh they're so cute I'm gonna cry oh oh oh I like be weird thank you she's so cute oh my God so cute oh my God lord Arabelle is safe we received it oh my God where's lock it thanks you're gonna lock it yeah we do not also get to lock in no I think you got it because you did it oh my God you wear your little is that cow still weird uh yeah I think so is that cow still weird yeah there's still a strange Ox right there being strange dogs still vibing so there's also um I don't know if we can go in here anymore there is someone locked in this building oh why am I going this way through these shabby wooden doors there's someone stuck in here oh there's a oh an animals a book The and all of balder is good oh is there someone and I don't see anybody in here there's a girl sitting in there should I should I range attack the door can we crimes we've committed a crime get caught and you might find yourself in a prison cell oh my god oh sorry yeah you're doing your thing don't open in the door is still shut for me I literally do I attacked the door maybe it got me in maybe oh you're incredible let's go oh literally crushed it I don't know what's happening this could be a really bad idea today I'm sorry nerves are shot after the attack do what you gotta do sorry if I don't show you around do you need a hand up just fall back down legs are as steady as a foals what bloody potion I'm gonna take her back and leave that's so [ __ ] up where did you get this potion the old lady in the cave oh the one with the lotions and Potions oh lotions and pork and potions I'm as strong as a bug bear and fearless of course she also warned of side effects should have listened now I'm stuck guarding crates oh it's a serious job deadly serious incredible still the sooner this wears off the better okay so this is basically like okay I'm not even in there no I don't know what the hell that is talk and it let me that's like really weird because I think we could just basically break in and Rob that's hilarious but I am so I can't do that I can't morally do that I'm sorry oh my what's that there's um somebody in here and she said she was gonna bite the heads off their kids and their birdies and their dogs hello why that's so mean yeah it was a lot yeah oh there's a goblin in here yeah that's the yeah it's the goblin that's talking trash oh all right sorry your hands are shaking put it down she can't fight back oh that's the point get out of the way she didn't kill your brother ARCA you're better than this um shoot before you lose your nerve tiefling if you ain't learning to begin with I love her hair oh my gosh oh should I step between the crossbar and the Goblin oh God yeah do what you want to look at her she's shaking it's true Gail approves I didn't know Gail was even paying attention gonna kill her Gail Gail I just got a gale of poops thing ah can how am I supposed to know her brother's name like this I just say that it won't change anything let's persuade let's persuade it won't change damn thing why on Earth do I roll so bad on roles that matter I can detect a cow with a Nat 20. but if I need to do a goddamn thing that matters who cares uh you fought for us please don't please don't I mean you could do one more persuade shoot me should be easy right oh no I could I'll get like another three [ __ ] you you nailed it why couldn't I have nailed the other one yeah oh my God every hell is wrong with you damn you damn it why do you care if a goblin lives or dies oh true if she dies she'll take everything she knows to the Grave yeah if you believe anything the Beast tells you you're an idiot wow that's Venom Tweedle okay let's go oh oh he had his shirt off and it looks terrible all right relax so good I get this did the boss lady sorry I'm in I'm in the chest oh I'm sorry I started to talk to her but I'm nervous now I'm so nervous I don't like to like ask her to get out of here I don't want him free her I'm scared there's boss lady yeah who yeah who another Trail she's one of my best mice thought you might work for her get me out here and I'll take you to meet her and the rest of my tribe oh who is the absolute the absolute is gold from the sky she is the blessing in the storm and the storm itself oh no wait Cthulhu is in them face of the world we are okay do you think do you think it's the Cthulhu they got tadpoles I don't know God I kind of wish I tried to read her mind now because then we would know I know yeah what could a tribe of goblins possibly offer me right yeah the power of the absolute of course two new Journal updates available and make sure you have everything Priestess gut got a whole lapse up Cooks up potions that fix our Lads no matter how much of a beat that doesn't sound good probably stick your head back on if someone wants to chop it off I don't uh that I've got Cthulhu energy Prince priest's gut is quite the name it really is it wraps up [Music] all right then okay I want to get out of here I don't want to get rid of them oh ask the goblin Priestess for help oh my God and then we just know where the goblin Camp is I guess ish oh yeah okay and that's what we're looking for right oh my God you and hysterian are both charlatans that's so nice love that for you oh cute should we go through the stone door oh man okay yeah it's like right beside you oh secluded chamber oh I love to be secluded um oh oh yeah zebler's just chilling in here hey Squad what's up hey oh Invasion plans the cities are bothered here down here before cyphers precious ink I just picked a crest of guns and knowledge shown Gathering the forests and Hills nearby oof I heard what happened thank you for protecting the child oh and it's not just goblins we have to fear so we can risk violence here or face it for certain on the road quite the choice isn't it oh oh god um you like you need to lay the ritual but like you saw what they were willing to do to a child Just For Trying it's corker's influence without her twisting things I'm scared of her yeah why don't you get rid of her I don't know yeah what do you why don't you get rid of her then we can't be lying if I said I hadn't considered it but The Druids would Slaughter us we'd have to get close to Korger within Striking Distance I can't manage that but they've already let you pass once oh my God [Music] I feel like I don't want to piss off Druids though I'm so afraid I'm very I'm very scared fat yes or no should we try to kill her letter B yeah uh no don't try to kill her nah leave her B I think she'll whoop our ass let her be for me yeah let's say I'm not I'm not a murder For Hire okay yeah it doesn't sit well with me either but to get these people to safety there's nothing I won't do well let's escort you then but if that won't sway you there's nothing more to discuss are you serious no sir you don't want me to help you just tell them that we gotta go and we gotta like do our like time grows short okay if corger won't abandon her Madness then we'll have to try the road I've been asked to escort you out of here [Music] I guess or we just leave and go fight the goblins I you know what let's leave go to the goblin Camp okay oh wait is the Goblins like straight across I on that Hill they're like um way the hell over here if you open up your map you go way to the left oh there they are yeah so I think they're like down here yeah can't get here what do you mean how the hell do I get down there so we we need to go back down sweater okay there's a lot wow oh we can ping on the map in the game that's nice oh that's fun oh yeah I think this is the way to go I think I'm going the correct path Forest survival failed oh no I Theory enrolled a critical fail you got a not one baby how oh there's blood on the other side of this I know that's what I'm saying it's giving bad vibes and then there's like a city we'd have to walk through oh yeah I'm let's go straight to the Goblins though so I think you're right yeah I'm I'm gonna oh no there's people over there I can see them standing oh no these are friends barthas our friend oh well I'm a friend all right I'm taking these veggies for Camp uh-oh it's saving again don't love that I hate that it just saved on some dead adventure oh no dead Goblin dead Adventure uh oh sorry hey guys what's going on here what happened here oh what's these guys oh it's this freaking [ __ ] man oh God oh my God no that you're busy leading your crew yeah yeah the loser didn't mention I would have prepped the Lots of weapons that sucks yo goblins killed your whole crew yeah wow looks like I don't know what I expected if the Goblins attacked you already why wouldn't you expect more goblins into nowhere Goofy too I should have known the gold probably turns to lead the moment you leave Boulder's Gate hmm stupid thing to die for I kind of want to know where them yeah where is it it's called The Night song all right let's be hidden under the temple where the Goblins jumped us I'd give you a map of the temple and wish you a happy funeral I know and that's wait that's why you can go through that cave yeah I might be in that cave for sure because it's like that looks like a temple and that's definitely underneath it can show you where we turn back if you feel like dying oh yeah as soon as he heard we had a contract to find that night song Relic he was more eager than a Hounds in heat when the Goblins jumped us most of my Crews garbage just like I'd sought them to the okoja didn't we said yeah and you just left him to die I think he's a prisoner yeah yeah and I'd do the same again he weren't my responsibility that's straight white male coated yes survive successful owl Bear Tracks must be its nest nearby unfortunately uh Astron did not make that survival oh well there is this is there's going to be owl bears in here do we oh I don't know what that means I don't either do we Light It Up Hold on let me see I think she might be able to I think it's like we have it's like a door I think we have to go in there okay um I just saved so we can save scam if we really have to I will bear neft yep there is some [ __ ] down there though I want it we are going to get oh I'm seeing uh I'm seeing marks in the ground yeah there's definitely lots of M's oh there is an egg over there oh [ __ ] wait a second can we oh oh wait um uh 91 Health Point they're distressed I don't want to hurt them they're just kind of taking care of their babies there's a baby there yeah they're like they're brooding they have a little baby like an egg I'm I would feel so so sad to hurt it oh I don't want me to go also oh god oh no no no no oh no no they're big range of sights yeah yeah I know they can see like everything can I smoke on them without being in um battle I don't know oh God oh God run run oh God God please move here I'm gonna try let me see I think I can okay but would we have to go up and over if this happened I'm scared oh wait yeah we can turn on turn-based mode hold on okay oh okay so we can see how long it's gonna take us yeah I just want to see the owl bear if the owl bear like turns around so I can like enter turn stop yeah I already saved once so okay surprised okay so I think what we can do is literally just run all right I'm gonna well what we can do since I'm like here I can just jump Target is too far oh I cannot actually clear this Gap oh we can't oh I can just I'm going do it I made it just you want to Starry on yes buddy let's go I joined battle uh oh oh you're not sneaking I was I think I unsnop oh no can you re-sneak at the end I'm hiding but she's not okay [ __ ] yes she is in oh yeah I'll just knock oh no can we oh no I think my turn oh no it's coming up I'm gonna just load the game real quick I'm just gonna love this game it's okay nothing happened no look the dog over here by a dead Master oh that's gonna make me cry stop decides to get to the corpse oh no I'll reach out to pet him maybe yeah can I get my hand bit off I don't know oh yeah handling yeah I don't kneel you mean no harm here it is caller yeah oh God Ash you got this you guys wait can I have a bonus to add wait hold on hold on guidance I can feel it from Shadow heart yeah still that no no this is the one wait did it not work did you not steal some Shadow heart uh I oh I clipped it the dog's hackles raise no it wouldn't have battered don't worry it would have only been one right it would have only been a plus one oh maybe yeah exception yeah Puritas color maybe at least gonna be perfect oh it's almost 1d4 but I don't think that would have mattered because you're still low etched into the leather scratch oh okay scratch all right scratch I'm not gonna hurt you with a deep heart broken wine the dog bows his head no that makes me so sad he but remains rooted by The Corpse's side oh hold out your hand so he can follow your scent to Camp yes oh my God please I want to adopt the baby it's so cute scratch we love you hey scratch when you're gone babe I'm gonna lose your Master's corpse I met a dog and got honey beautiful and I found I found travas but we can't get into it we can't get into the crevasse there's a rocky crevasse and she said not a chance I'll fit in there damn it if only we were like a little fun Little Gnome friend so to try to go oh the goblin Camp right the this dangerous empty area yeah oh this looks kind of spooky this is like a town huh yeah and then there's also another path over here through the water but I'm not sure where it heads oh oh yeah yeah oh okay because that is okay that's zevolor which I want to try to go to the camp gobble Camp first yeah so should we just Brave the city or try to sneak around it oh I'm going in the city I think okay okay okay okay I'm gonna look around oh hiding oh attacking enemies we were hiding oh you're hiding yeah it told me to okay um yeah that's what I was thinking maybe we could like you want to go back and try to get that little prisoner to help bring us over here because I don't I don't know oh no I was just seeing if maybe like one of these paths took us around okay this is the Goblins is it I don't think so no I don't think it is so I was just seeing if maybe like oh something can see in here though like it's all red like why yeah there was a skeleton on the ground yeah something is looking at us uh if we if we could hard left it and go up the ladder that's where they are we could try that you want to try that I feel like it's gonna be very very close but yes okay I'm running I'm not running I'm actually going incredibly slowly but oh it's working oh God okay but he can see at the top of the ladder literally right at the top it's all red I have fog cloud oh and you want to cast at the top of the ladder I did oh oh no I'm confused they know that they're so like triggered a cutscene I I'm confused that I'm scared it's fine I know yourself white a drought an assault stand down these ones got a touch are we gonna be cool because we're drow oh [ __ ] get you out from a distance um don't let it happen again yeah let's go let's go Venom oh common goal as you like okay we're royalties okay here we are level up boy okay sorry so we served and got a level what happened I'm shook it but I'm accepting yeah I'll take it all right what's up sorcerer level three oh yes gained a spell love to see it oh level one spell slot unlocked level two spell slots unlocked and sorcery Point whoa okay oh a level two oh my God we get level two spells I'm gonna freak out Knock oh necromancy unlock an object that is held shut by a mundane log I kind of love that and large reduced might be nice for fitting in that little thing really benefit all of the crevasses we took yes we found so many crevasses yeah yeah class passives oh [ __ ] okay we got a new passive okay um but it says we must have a sorcery place I'm confused oh okay I'm gonna do an increased range oh subtle spells kind of nice you can cast bills will silence whoa because I have like uh some clouds I like I have that fog Cloud oh yeah yeah splash potion so I've had them for a long time let's do Shadow heart as well yeah I was gonna say a stereo has like a lot of [ __ ] okay what the [ __ ] do we want to Starion to have minor illusion might be nice he's a sneaky little guy you're enough about Shadow heart and I just keep letting the uh Auto pick stuff happen oh well the last level of aristarian was um so I want minor illusion because he's a tricky tricky boy right Adam Hart deserves better okay sure maybe if shadowheart wasn't such a turd charm person oh my God asterian has to be a [ __ ] goober okay so aren't we like literally looking for uh dude oh he's like way the [ __ ] back there oh [ __ ] who we're looking for the Druid right you're correct oh my God what if is the Druid the bear that you can [ __ ] oh I hope so wait isn't the Druid at the goblin Camp yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I went the wrong Fork oops okay scream while you're like nobody's listening Squad what are y'all doing up here oh my god did they attach someone to a windmill and are letting them move around like this because that would be kind of [ __ ] up I'm waiting for to see someone uh found out there's a secret seller in the building I'm in where are you going oh I'm talking to some guys oh oh yeah whether to bow to you this is I keep seeing this one get flung away we need to help them I'm trying to help a sweet guy attached to a windmill I'm watching I'm watching I'm watching oh God oh what are you doing with that deep gnome at once you are blessed and yeah a true soul if you feel nothing in response you're a lithid power is beyond reach until you rest [ __ ] oh performance plus three Charisma ash oh oh my God I do better deception yeah deception proficiency oh my God the deception two deceptive little twins yeah we'd love to see it oh difficulty five I literally ought to win don't I oh my yeah you can do auto win incredible let's go 19 success yes I know my place good Lord the goblin slink backwards afraid to take their eyes off you um should we have questions I am a curious girl what's the pipsqueak on the spinny Tower we're out of there why okay how do I help this poor guy help help him help him I don't know how to help him oh can I go inside and turn this off thank you oh I went to click something and it quite literally just Auto hit finish I don't know what that was what happened oh no was it did it say finish look at hi I've crit failed many auto wins no can you actually I was thinking like maybe a crit fail was bad uh uh Joe cat has informed me that if you have an auto win you can still crit fail and fail a rule oh my God I will never be confident again thank you where are you in your basement okay so you know the building that the goblin was on top of yeah like near the desk there's a hatch and there's a basement yeah okay full of alchemy stuff I want to try to get here I'm trying to get here I click a maid with adesta that that might be worth a look okay because I did free that little Goblin man or not for him I stopped The Windmill and then I oh dear okay so I can do alchemy now that's very fancy okay how can you do oh recipe is unlocked oh do we unlock the recipe for both of us because it's like one save file that's pretty spicy honestly that's cool so you can I can make I need a suspension and then I could make potions of healing now oh okay damn um oh we gotta I gotta go up and I gotta go and free that poor Goblin to see pep squeak all right uh hey Marcus oh is really what's in it for me and free Hammer leave him oh my God I have a scarf let's see free me that's good thank you for the 28 months free me and find out yeah I'm fine get down he's running oh he didn't kabara too dizzy to run actually I think well get on with it get on with what oh a little compensation would be nice I really said get on with what before even reading the dialogue options I got you yeah exactly what you need yeah so I feel like since it was my first response you're a drow you helped me now you plan to enslave me no bestie no we don't you've only met lost in yeah watch then I could extort you no yeah I think you're free to continue on your way I feel like but Let's see we got caught really can we please explain no oh my God it's a better thing for the time welcome back to the beanboat sorry congrats on getting yourself travel lightly from now on oh no you're a little far from home ignorance is alive and well it seems I mean he literally also thought that I was gonna enslave you so get [ __ ] I've lived in skate for years search of a friend I fear he's in trouble side quests see this we picked up another side quest gave it to him years ago before I left home found it around the neck of a thug in the lower City it was speckled with blood my friend nowhere to be found but I still have hope I have reason to believe he's in the underdark hopefully I'll pick up his trail from there I always help my friends I did they farewell I'd love to have a friend if we should meet again well we will have met again okay bye buddy hope you find your dad rescue The Gnome sure one day oh Alchemist fire her flashlight that explodes on impact uh what happened when I stood up what uh-oh okay I lit a candle for a priest okay okay you already know as much as I do are you blessed are you ignoring he's got to be cursed she's cursed I think too much her name is Shadow heart that feels like uh someone who's cursed right that's a name that someone who's cursed has yeah you're right private private time with the Starion and the windmill what me getting his toes out y'all are you good y'all just want to sniff a stereon's toes you know listen I I think it's Siri on he's with us right and we have the option to flirt with him but like there's so there's so many fish in the sea why would I jump into a fish right now you know yeah you know look I'll be real I've seen some scenes with him and I'm like but I've also seen a lot of people so like and then we were all Team Edward at one point yeah you know what happened it happened also I just need everybody to know that I have seen multiple playthroughs of this game where people just run around dick out a little literally sent me somebody beer being with their Goblin penis out I was flabbergasted okay so I think this way up and around would be where the Druid could be okay so I'm gonna keep trucking jump into as many fish as you'd like jump into we're jumping into fish I don't want to jump into a fish I don't know what I meant by that but I did say it you did say it you did indeed and that's okay oh [ __ ] oh I started a cutscene uh I'm coming back foreign let's see smash oh smash yeah oh my God she is larger than I expected she stood up and she's so tall commence battle oh my God Lexi no no [Music] wow oh they are strong I'm running and I'm terrified that I'm gonna get my ass beat so let's see here burning hands now is at the beginning of the city isn't it yeah dang it I'm not close enough wait can I level two it and make it quieter damn it that's not gonna hit them I wanted to Thunder Wave to push them all away from you you know um [Music] oh I missed love that for me why oh no how Hefty was that stone bro oh my sweet Jesus it's Monastery on go nuts oh it got me saved but I got double six so that's nice at least and another smack nice do we have anything in our inventories what do you mean I have arsonist oil oh yeah yeah I've got some stuff I could probably throw some stuff but I feel like he's also almost dead yeah I'm gonna throw arsonist oil onto boot there okay yeah if you can do that while you're down they'll be or no from Shadow heart yeah okay because I hopefully won't okay because then I can try to I have Fireballs so I can literally really light her up if you oh I have a scroll I can use one okay oh yeah revivalify I could do that also okay hold on hold on hold on um then let me through I'm Gonna Make Her heal it I'm Gonna Make Her heal okay I just want to see what if you heal oh no can she still do it yeah okay I'm gonna throw uh oh no oh you're already at full house so I can throw a potion at you because it doesn't matter if it because I just don't want you to get immediately down again a potion I can [ __ ] off I'm gonna [ __ ] off as far as I can okay yeah maybe if you [ __ ] off that's fine okay so let's undo that oh she missed okay all right yep your attack of opportunity ah Dandy gotta keep remembering Dandy things oh [ __ ] uh let's let's target Too Close why why does that I killed him I'm so sorry bud oh God no we might get absolutely mcfucked oh [ __ ] okay foreign critical hit holy [ __ ] that was amazing you're God okay okay okay let's I guess just attack it yeah oh okay yeah I know he yeah okay okay Starion okay okay and then me please oh god um oh oh [ __ ] all right all right all right hold on let me like move away and then cast like a a spell On My Feet oh attack of opportunity but she missed get rocked nerd can you can we move thanks let me move thanks [Music] oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God she only has four HP left wait can a Syrian attack or did he already he already did but I'm trying to see I can't do anything else yeah he's got nothing he can't do anything else no no uh maybe try to move everybody as far away as possible yeah actually I just realized that he can move but she has an opportunity attack if he moves away I think oh no oh no she's maybe because she's attached she already used her attack of opportunity true yeah yeah right right okay yeah everything's fine don't miss get rocked nerd all right do you want to finish her off go ahead oh my God wait hold on can I try to do my witch Bowl oh wait never mind it's fine no it's mine it's fine she's dead it's fine I was like I've never been able to do my like concurrent witch bolt ever because like we keep killing everybody too fast listen you orgasm The Little Death in France we just gave them the big death they were [ __ ] on a mangled corpse it's kind of a good romantic for them oh we definitely should probably do a little bit of a rest a recipe poo yeah definitely rest and also a save who knows when I'm gonna walk in on a bug bear having sex yeah oh look at him do I got my little slippers on my lip sandals I do I got my little toesies out a little bit oh yeah oh yep I love oh sorry we're like completely in sync right now I just screenshotted us I love it oh my God I'm sorry can we just look at Lazelle for a minute I'm staring respectfully um no foxy I want the shirt I want that shirt I want it I need it actually why I just realized she made a mind flare thing ew oh unfortunately Shadow heart also looks very hot well oh does Shadow heart have a little bit of some titty on action oh there's Gail also here too oh I can't wait to go oh there you are oh you're spicy I want that sorry I'm sorry I'm gonna go talk to Gail I think maybe to say hi hey Gail what's up oh you look not hot actually sad yeah I guess I'm going to talk to a stereon who looks hot what you need now about yourself I don't know what's happening I'm a magistrate back in the city it's all rather tedious oh okay fine you won't even talk to me rude as hell what's up bestie you're not burst in Magic are you of course oh I do apologize apologize I meant to ask are you studied in Magic namely are you a wizard which you are not if you meet any Elder Wizards let me know there is a matter I'd like to seek advice on from a master Lexi European um and so I think you might still be able to hear me I just need to know I think I just got the egg from Gail literally yeah that was very can I speak to a real doctor I want to throw myself into the sea flitting between drums and Nightmares oh maybe you wake up who's this you know something is wrong brother oh my God you just get lucky who's incapacitated is Sarah gonna eat my neck [ __ ] Lexi are you getting this cutscene that I have watching I'm watching it's just you dude I swear brother I wasn't going to hurt you I I just needed well blood yeah you're a little vampire man that day really is how are you walking around on this side how okay I saw him for what he really was a long time ago immediately upon meeting him but like that's fine melee attack no oh my God I hate that my only two options are just really mean I mean I know he was just trying to drink my blood but I've never killed anyone it doesn't have to be that bad not the food I'm a vegetarian what if I have to fight it feels so weak if I just had a little blood oh my God am I gonna let him drink my blood that's better oh my God stop please I'm all flustered look he actually Bit Me my neck is [ __ ] up and your companion oh see oh I don't wanna oh I don't wanna I don't wanna look he's sensitive he'll get freaked out I'm gonna just why didn't you tell me at best I was sure he'd say no more likely he'd Ram a steak through my ribs no I needed you to trust me I don't think I don't think drinking my blood in the middle of the night while I'm asleep is gonna get me to trust you sweetheart but like okay I'm busy I have no self-preservation I believe you Starion trust me jump further I only need a taste essays when you watch your Jordan get [ __ ] raised on by a vampire I know it's like literally like oh my God this is like the kind of [ __ ] that I'd watch in like Dragon Age and kick my little feet when I was like a teenager and then I was like you're watching the cutscene and I'm like oh my God no don't look at me I'm getting flustered that volleyball game um volleyball game yes oh that was when I was younger than a teenager oh props to my dad for actually getting me dead or alive extreme beach volleyball too when I asked for it um instead of asking any questions at all anyways let's set this vampire suck my blood a little bit of course oh my God not one drop more I feel like this is at least second place right oh my God oh my God sorry like a shot of ice into your neck a quick sharp pain that Fades to throbbing numbness breath catches your pulse quickens brother okay hold on let's persuasion persuasion is yeah my persuasion is great everything else I will die let him continue what you want to die difficulty five now come on thank you I feel like I'm watching something I shouldn't well I don't know oh sir of course I gotta go I gotta like take a lag I gotta run around my house real quick and then come back you literally sound like you we just bang what is happening I feel strong I feel happy melee attack oh my God stop that's so awful don't that felt wrong no forward to seeing you fight yeah so many people need killing oh no if you'll excuse me you're invigorating but I need something more you should let him continue whatever it's fine this is a gift you know I won't forget it you watch as he stalks towards the forest oh stronger look at him sauntering away yeah Ready To Roll My Team Edward shirt at a midnight release oh my God I literally I'm like clutching my pearls oh my God history has an exclamation point over his head I'm going to talk to him sorry the dog is here sorry I already clicked on a stereon when I saw the dog no no feeling fine just a little woozy just be glad I'm not a true family thank you so much for the three months like it's all right all of a vampires hunger but few of their powers oh okay yeah I was gonna say like that's how you can be in the sun right I don't know I should be Cinders in this light I hadn't seen the Sun for 200 years before we crashed here oh my God it's the thing inside him keeping him alive something wants me alive they've changed the rules oh [ __ ] standing in the sun wading through a river wandering into homes without an invitation they're all perfectly mundane activities now okay as for my other quirks well we can figure those out in time hello oh my God You're So True Revelation also eliminate hello I was worried people might turn up with torches and pitchforks although this scale why are you sauntering up here get out of here we should probably get moving yeah okay there's a long day ahead of us yeah Yes dear [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 47min 17sec (2837 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 02 2023