Kyle's Painkiller Story | PKA

my father's having surgery tomorrow oh yeah it's a treasure my father wait what did you say your daddy or my daughter you dad no dad yeah man a lot of surgeries in your family plates yeah maybe just two but that's a lot so three yeah it kind of bumpy around here lately and with Colin yeah Colin's the most recent one Oh until tomorrow you must've been so afraid when that happened I'm just imagining that drive to the hospital I've been on some drives like that like what I was on I was the kid in these scenarios but there's one time when I was I don't know maybe 11 and I confused like children's motrin which an eleven-year-old can pop four of or five of with my father's ultram like back medication that he was given after a ruptured disk surgery some extremely powerful painkillers that that my dad who's like 275 pounds or something like could like he sees like oh I took half of one they made me so dizzy and lightheaded I can't stand that feeling and like he wouldn't take them he was like I'll just deal with the pain I take four of them as like an 11 or 12 year old and wake up in the night virtually paralyzed from the waist down my lower body wasn't you know zoot suit on my lower body was numb I get up and vomiting and and you know I worked it out myself pretty quickly and they were like what did you take what have you eaten what you know but cetera et cetera and I was like oh those painkillers I usually I took I took for children's motrin and they're like well let's get them let's look at them and we get them and they're like those are children so you know not emergency trip fast as you can go through every group every I just member every light was green and and like I'm over there praying and just like can't film and I remember we got to the hospital we feel pretty much paralyzed at this point in the car I was very walking ahead no it was lower it was weird it was my lower body like waist down was like it was like his asleep but not in a tingly way like in a very numb dead kind of way and I was really stumbling and couldn't walk very well but we get there and they didn't pump my stomach I don't even know what that entails exactly I would imagine you need to be unconscious or so for that but they they gave me that activated charcoal mixed with chocolate milk and that absorbs you know anything and everything all the toxins and then brings it back up and I just remember we're sitting in this doctor's office and I'm drinking this stuff and like this back room of the ER and they had that fake wood paneled wall and I'm staring at it [ __ ] out of my head must have been so much so high if you can imagine a child for the first time taking extremely powerful painkillers I don't even know what they are but I saw the devil in the in the wood and like the artificial wood grain and I was like I see the devil and my dad's like he said he sees the devil and then they realized that I wasn't like I wasn't saying that I believe the devil was present that I was just like that kind of looks like the devil and then everybody was like saying I see a hippo in the wall yeah yeah yeah scribing the shape they thought you were going into a darker place with it exactly yeah but um you know I just remember how terrified my dad was just Hall and asked getting me to that er as fast as he could and just looking over and like you know are you gonna be alright buddy you're gonna be alright and just just how worried he was and I'd never seen him that scared and I'm just imagining a similar scenario there that's terrible it wasn't like that so I was prepared to yeah like it's we're leaving the neighborhood and stuff I'm like I am just gonna you know go as fast as I can and get him to the hospital because Colin's pale he's sweaty he's throwing up and he wants to sleep and these are all like like I know that these are shock symptoms I just don't know how serious shock is like is that something that's kind of cool and not a big deal or is it like no don't let him go into full shock cuz then the heart stops or who knows yeah right so what ER didn't know he should stay awake yeah I write and then I'd mentioned that to my wife and she's like I think that's just with head injuries oh my god I'm not even sure I don't know so let's not risk it stay away yeah yeah and I told the [ __ ] this I'm PK in a little bit I'm playing like a happy music like upbeat stuff like call me maybe and but traffic was kind of bumpy lady was there was no 95 miles an hour because I'm on like Capitol Boulevard it stopped I'm hitting all these red lights and I'm like you can't go anywhere unless you're driving on the sidewalk and I'm like I did that doesn't seem like the right call here it seems like I want to bump in the poor kid around too much and to like there's a real chance that I could take a you know problem on a scale of one to ten that's a seven and make it a nine if I start off roading you know on the sidewalk in things so I'm stuck in traffic and then we hit the highway and I'm like now I'm really gonna open it up you know I'll go a hundred if I have to my exit was like a mile and a half from the house so it like did as soon as I got on the highway and start going the GPS is telling me to watch for the exit like okay so that's that's what the drive there was like yeah and then well i'm reaiiy was really glad to hear that all went well on everything and yeah i we I think we're really blessed to have modern medical care and you know be able to make something like that as if it never happened again because there's a time when trivalent yesterday we went and saw the surgeon again so most people haven't seen that update oh no there is no update then most people don't know I went to the surgeon yesterday and he took it apart and sort of looked at it and they redressed it and you know touched the toes and stuff and he felt really good about Colin going to be okay so were you happy like maybe maybe in the moment it didn't seem like a irrational but like when you were taking the boot off was like your head just catastrophizing the whole situation like you were thinking like three or four toes we're just gonna fall out of the boot or like they've been totally severed and that's not that's not a joke like cuz I know like when stuff like that goes down even if you know it's serious you instantly go to the furthest point of like oh my god they're not just like they don't just have a broken arm that probably punctured some big vein and they're [ __ ] you know musculature and now they're bleeding out and there's pools of it inside like were you thinking anything like that yeah I mean I've had a little first-aid training maybe everybody has but I was a lifeguard so like every year we get like first aid again and you know I was like a how much blood loss I took the boot off like it so first he said he could hit his but and I hadn't seen it yet like right out of the gate he's he's upset he hit his foot and I'm hoping that it's kind of a blunt-trauma type thing and I see the cut on the top of the shoe and it's already bleeding through the boot which was a pretty serious IQ he could picture a caterpillar yellow construction boot that's what Colin was wearing and what I wear okay so there was a cut on it and there was blood coming through the boot and I'm like ooh this is bad and almost opposite of you I was I had this hope that if the cut on the boot was like four inches the sock could be three inches and the foot would be two or something like that and then when I took the boot off and sawed through like the sock and the skin were kind of almost attached and it was open and bleeding and that's when I started wondering about tendon damage and yeah it almost like slice the sock into his flesh you know where I almost presses it in there oh yeah there were actually a lot of pieces of sock in the wound it's a bad sock so it was really like like what are these things and that's one of the things that happens with bullet wounds that causes them to go septic and people to actually die from bullet wounds is the pieces of clothing that are pushed into the body cavity by the bullet itself because the bullet was a piece of hot lead flying through the air 3,000 feet per second there aren't too many germs on it but if it pushes it pushes your shirt into your body they don't find that initially in 1862 with a big ball bearing you can go septic gangrene all that stuff and you're done for there will be no antibiotics with so the first person to treat Colin was an ER surgeon and in hindsight I the gap in skill set between the ER surgeon and the orthopedic surgeon was really big so the the ER surgeon said there was no tendon damage even though I brought it up to him and mentioned that he can't move his toes I think I looks okay and then as he was like stitching it like he had cleaned it out and as he was not stitching it but like preparing the stitch it he did like one last check and he's like oh these toes aren't moving you know it bothers me that when I lift his foot like the other toes are all going the two outside toes are going and the middle ones are not so then he called in the orthopedic surgeon the big surgeon spent well first of all you instantly yeah these tendons aren't working and you know spend a lot more time cleaning it out like you know he after he cleaned it out he discovered the black sock and he's like aha that's what all these little black I forget what he called him but like little black fuzzies that you might get from his sock he's like that man that's what Candis came from and it's like we want to get this really clean because yeah it's a sock yeah like you mentioned I guess any clothing is bad but in my hand like I want to say socks and women's underwear is the worst thing no you don't want that to just Fester that guy defended vaginas like I don't there's no bigger feminist quality than someone who would have picked would defend vaginas with such vigor I would defend Hank Reed with equal vigor I have an AMA question here or is there more people want to hear about Collin in the trip but oh I'm sorry yeah yeah okay yeah continue so the the surgeon cleaned it up and they had to push it to the next day because there wasn't a pediatric department at the closest hospital and he moved us felt like heaven and earth like he'd called ten different doctors and assembled a team they came and operated on a Sunday and it looks like it was successful so that's the wrap up of Colin's foot yeah go check out what he's video they did that he kind of does a day in the life of the day of going in of the surgery walking Collin through the surgery and getting the aftermath of and it's very funny I think everybody had a lot of fun with how high Collin was coming up killers and they made a lot of like funny memes and pictures it was really good yeah we got Collin in the recovery room and and also a lot of people were impressed with how he spoke like you did most people haven't heard Collin speak in a long time and he talks a little bit it's in spite of the fact that he's high as a kite yeah he's talking to us I noticed that I hadn't seen him talk in a video years and I think I don't know when the last time you posted one was but I haven't seen one probably four years or so and it's it's markedly better like it's very much improved so that's good for him I'm happy to see that yeah yeah yeah his mother and I work really hard on that he's been here it's tough my mother and I you know we don't have much but we do have we give to our children my father would use language like my father if you would refer smart the two of them would say your mother and I I don't know that maybe it's a jersey thing or just a Woodward thing

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Length: 11min 26sec (686 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 30 2020