KIDS NOTES THAT WERE BRUTALLY HONEST

[Music] y'all ready for this finally getting over my cold and I feel better oh yeah I still feel a little sick kids who are very brutally honest I mean lying is a learned behavior and kids they're just like naturally honest I am very sorry teacher I will not speak Korean in your classroom ever again I promise twelve seconds later I lied I spoke Korean again not even five minutes later I will get detention next time I have a problem I love Korean too much it is the best something tells me this kid isn't even Korean he probably like read up on North Korea like I'm gonna live there one day okay give this kid a little more than a detention dear Rachel you are the second best teacher ever love you second best excuse me who's your first is that that pesky best pool down there she's gonna call her by her real name Rachel not Miss Brown or whatever but Rachel like you know we're like close now and stuff I I could never imagine calling my teacher by their first name okay listen up if you're gonna ever tell somebody you're their second favorite don't even say that at all because nobody wants to hear that they are your second favorite person they'd rather just like do not say it at all it takes balls to be a dad from Joseph well technically yeah it does take balls to be a dad you physically must have balls to be a dad so you can become a dad we all know how that works right okay so when are mommy and daddy love each other very much y'all come on this is biology we're like Google it dear mom my lunch tasted horrible for some reason smiley face it's like she just genuinely did not enjoy the lunch just some constructive criticism for you mother so that maybe next time my lunch will tastes horrible with two bees mommy always told me to tell the truth so here I am telling you that this tastes like all right so this kid's parents sent him to summer camp and he sent them a letter back secret message I love and miss you hate the woods Kip is cool trying to find the secret message literally circled it I hate camp odo where is the secret message what could Billy possibly trying to be telling us come pick me up now I've never been to camp so I don't know if it sucks or if it's fun but all I know is that you don't have phones ears Sam you smell bad but you have big boobs so let's play a little game this assignment is called what would your parents say if your teacher called and told them you had been caught cheating on a test go get the Bell you announced at dinner that you would like to get a tattoo go get the Bell you spent your entire allowance on a ducky boys shirt because all your friends were wearing them go get the belt they found a bag of marijuana hidden in your room the Bell they picked you up at your friend's birthday party and noticed two beer cans on the front steps I'll get the belt Billy over here he's very honest and they're just a secret cry for help like please they they are abusing me please miss Brown do something about it please help me and then when they call Billy's parents about it the fireman said I will put the fire out the fire woman said oh my my lipstick is burning oh my god this is like sexist it's like the fire actually wants to go put the fire out and the fire woman is just concerned about her lipstick Wow typical man response you can't say this in 2018 dead ask though if you're a fireman and you have lipstick on with that [ __ ] burn my Thursday of Kinser prep when I grow up I want to be black spider-man I don't think anybody has told him yet that not everybody can be spider-man you can't just be like yeah I want to grow up and be spider-man he probably thinks all he has to do is go to college and one day he will be spider-man no nah let him have his dreams my dad have a big mole on his forehead it's like right something unique about your parents yeah my dad is like those really big mullet sometimes it grows hairs and mom has to pluck them and the number one favorite is how would you make a marriage work tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck Rickey age 10 he'll be married forever that is jus he probably knows from experience like mom be looking like a truck and dad's like oh yeah barb are you looking good Billy over here like what the hell mama looking like a truck I wonder if she puts on her red dress would she'd be looking like a fire truck this morning during first period my kids could tell that I was a little off when they asked why I wasn't acting normal I explained to them that my wife's father had passed away this weekend and then I was worried about her while standing at my door giving hugs and high-fives at dismissal two second period one little girl put something in my hand she told me this is for your wife I know it was real expensive when my daddy died and I don't really want ice cream today anyways I wish the world would pay more attention to children we could learn a lot from them oh that's so sweet man she gave her teacher and note that says I'm sorry at three quarters that's actually so sweet here dad love you so much and I hate avocado and mushroom and I love you so much don't forget I'm the cutest from the cutest what did you make avocado and mushroom for dinner and so I'm gonna write you this very passive-aggressive very nice though from your cutest don't forget it's hey avvocato and mushroom so don't put that shits in my food again don't forget love you I'm the cutest get out of here you ain't the cutest with that attitude here's a lovely note to mom I fart all the time good for you do you want a sticker name a solid poop name a liquid pee name a gas bar I like how all of those come from down there someone's mind is in the gutter I will never get married and this Jimmy over here when he's 85 years old all by himself all alone on his big comfy couch living his best life my most interesting person I think my dad is the most interesting person I know it was easy to pick my dad over my mom because she's more like a regular mom I'm not like a regular mom I'm a cool mom you should have been a cool mom I feel like everybody has a favorite parent come up below who's your favorite parent and why I mean I do I like my mom better we have this teacher playing the bagpipes for her class and as you can see half the students do not like the sound it produces so they just say in here like [Music] you uncultured swines you don't know what real music is would you rather be stuck on an island all alone or with one person you hate why I would rather be on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat dad asked me to we will fight we will fight to the death and then I'm gonna have a nice meal I am sorry Ben I didn't mean to hurt you I feel like crap I love you and I was trying to hit Chris I hate Chris I hate my choice I made I really hope you accept my apology when I throw the scissors I was aiming for Chris I hope you start to feel better soon what happened here some football star this [ __ ] he threw some scissors and he was aiming for Chris but he loves Ben he even made a scale seesaw thing to show how much she loves him like Chris is all the hate I hate Chris bad you all the way up here you my math I love you I did not mean to hit you with the scissors thank you mom for being wonderful caring and not making your meatloaf anymore cut let's be real it tasted like it was funny but I don't like you so I'm not gonna laugh very relatable fill in the solutions problem you fell on the playground and scratched your knee solution get up and deal with it ain't no [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm gonna get back up drink my apple juice and go down the slide again when I was 8 years old my neighbor's dog kept pooping on my yard so one day I pooped on his yard wow you really got him back the poor dog probably sniffing the poop like this what where did this come from this is not another dog I want a hub whoever did this I hope you get lots of presents and Merry Christmas and you are fat yikes it Little Jimmy over here tells you you are fat you're probably fat Eric and mom do not take because mom has a butt problem and Eric takes too much she has a butt problem so she can't have cookies do I have a butt problem should I not be the cookies I love you mommy dear mom you're my favorite mommy ever I'm sorry for calling you a piece of poo and I hate you and I'm not going to my room I love you mommy love your daughter Karen what the hell do you even know what I love you beads first of all you're gonna be like I hate you but it's like I always say I love you but I don't know what it needs a mommy says it back so I feel obligated to say I love you too but like what does it mean what is love Karen you're gonna take your ass to your room or anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below which one was your favorite and make sure you hit that like button and subscribe during the wolfpack oh I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys [Music]

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: kd-nFZ7gVws

Length: 11min 41sec (701 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 05 2018