Hey guys today, we're doing another video It's kind of like the dirty mind test, but with children's books, but they're for kids So they have to be family-friendly, right? So did you thought a long time ago like when I was growing up people Wouldn't get butthurt over every little thing. there was no Twitter or tumblr Where people could complain about everything I mean it's like they got away with putting these things in books or maybe not everybody had a dirty mind back then now 2017 just straight up filth you see this 95% filth and 5% thinking about where you're gonna eat next it goes for all of you alright so this is from a book and it's the little girl taking a bath on her teddy bears just there and It's like teddy bear doesn't care for the bathtub he would rather sit and watch This this is how pedobear started like the teddy bear would just sit and watch you it's only a teddy bear, right? I don't know. Do you like it in your face? yes, I like it anyplace ah Why why, would you let her throw a snowball in your face? Really, oh, she's like. Yeah. I like it any place you get throw those snowballs wherever you want the dog knows the same, right? 1 2 3 pull what are we pulling? Oh? It's it's a damn worm. I'm pretty sure the chicken to get it himself Why are they pulling it out for the bird look at the birds job way again? Everybody pull worm for you. You got a beak the beaks can clamp onto it. You don't have to have an orgy of farm animals To get your damn food, okay, okay, you Sophie Schmid Schmid I know somebody who had that last name in high school, and I really didn't like her She would judge me for everything. I said there. She would look at me like What's wrong with you? I forget what I even said But she got so pissed at me and just gave me dirty looks every time she seen me but again Sophie and Sabine this is unnecessary It is encouraging Dry-humping and that is not family-friendly It is not kid-friendly i'ma have to take these books off the shelf figure out the lovely title who toss my salad Which one y'all want to toss my salad is it you? Is it you nah nah a long time ago toss my salad actually meant? toss a damn salad It's funny. How it's the literal meaning next one. We got this kid over here climbing a tree look up, baby Look up and see dick See dick go up see dick go up Now Dick was such a common name back then so it's not like there's anything wrong with this I mean if his name was Billy look up and see Billy See Billy go up. See Billy go up up up See there's nothing wrong with when I say Billy, but when you say see dick go up up up There's only what thing I'm thinking about We got a lot of these dick thick what did you like? This is literally the title of the book which was dick the dog's name is dick He's looking a weiner But he's a wiener dog is That cannibalism, or is the kids fall the kid is feeding the dog its own kind I mean it's kind of like your sausage ISA sausage is it really cannibalistic the world will never know another Invisible dick now. First is like. What did you like that? He's invisible thing is this dude's dick riding a bike wearing a helmet I? Don't know dick is riding the bike the helmet looks too low What is dick could be anything all I know is he's invisible Oh? What is this Why does it move is? Grandpa Harpo why does hot boy look beat up? He got some bandages on his bald ass hat He was like his mouth shut together hanging got his dentures in beholden little Billy like that well I've been judging by these other books that seems like every little boy's name is dick So he told to dick like that and he's fished in Why is he holding it like that? Why is this so bad to be colored once Harpo's horrible secret? I need to know the Frog knows that frog grow up to be Pepe No Gauge you can play with your put cat Like a cat and lots of other stuffed cat owners should know hear me out. It's a cat That's what everybody used to call their pet cats like what kind of games. Can you play with your PI water? No, let's not make this weird. Okay. These are children's books. You just got a dirty mind You need to clean up that filth okay get a toothbrush stick it through your nose scrub that brain real good Don't actually do that you ever just go to the bathroom and poo get stuck. It's so good Is this what it looks like down there? This is you that's what you're trying to get out But why is the rabbit daddy does some bad stuff daddy gets caught daddy goes to jail? It's okay. Don't worry. There's a children's book for this that could explain everything The night dad went to jail What to expect when someone you love goes to jail? As told by rabbits, I wonder what rabbit jail is like I mean dad seems like a good dude Taking his kid fishing He's like I was drying his dad getting arrested like Oh dad's getting Handcuffed with that Go to jail for stealing a carrot my mom's always yelling Louie get those balls out of your mouth before you choke while Louie look like a damn potato How you gonna choke on something that big? No really you can't even fit that in your mouth I don't know why they marked a big ass things choking hazard when it won't even go in your mouth Well baby's got big eyes mouths now oh no, I have a small mouth, so I don't know the big mouth struggle no ah What could this possibly be The children are seated in a circle one child who has chosen to be poor pussy stands at the center Poor pussy kneels before some child and meows three times every time he meows The child whom he is facing must say poor pussy without Laughing if he laughs he becomes poor pussy if he doesn't laugh the pussy must try someone else Yikes this is 2017 this is humiliation and macho sadism, and this is not okay So apparently this was supposed to be a completely innocent children's game. This is just wrong in so many ways Just because of the context think about it. This way if it was poor puppy. I mean it's still like a humiliation But I wouldn't want my kid like going down on their knees and doing that Sniper Wolf have you become one of the butthurt Millennials no no ah a Morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness What he put his pants on after a night Did it sleep with the damn sheep She's just looking at him like so you gonna call me tomorrow ah He's like nah, I gotta go to school Got homework. You like six years old. I don't understand this pink, but before she couldn't get the words out mr. Rodgers put something in her mouth. It was so good mr.. Rodgers forgot about being angry Why Pick with some candy in her mouth What's wrong with you does what they did back then sleep teachers that give the kids some candy late, but why did mr.? Rogers forget about being angry, I don't like this man. I need boys for Pleasure Island doing Thailand Pretend I'm poop and you're pooping me out. This is something I would do I Wanted to be poop these are the kids that grow up to be influencers the secret of being a good lover is not knowing when to stop I'm pretty sure that's raped at the butcher shop they buy ham for their picnic one they go next door They go to the supermarket hold up hold up So the rabbits are out when the daddy's in jail that's a whole nother story, but this butcher right here. He's sellin ham I'm not an expert or anything, but ham comes from a damn pig. This is mother like he just killed his family He's dead inside nobody's questioning him. He got away with it. He's just selling the damn ham Just trying to make an honest living you love how its animals and it's a meat store Like the mouth is gonna eat cheese the little bug and turtle thing. I don't know I don't even think rabbits eat meat They're vegetarian my brother feeds care. Yeah, they eat carrot This do the murderer Anyway, that's all for today Hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that that like button in the face And let me know if I should do a part two and subscribe during the wolfpack Well, I love you guys so much. Thanks joshing bye guys
