GREATEST COMEBACKS OF ALL TIME

hello friends yes I know it's been a while but your girl is back with your other girl Jessica doll always asking me where's Jessica where's Jessica where's Jessica but now she's back single and ready to mingle speaking of comeback that's exactly what today's video is gonna be the comeback of yesica the weave of she I bet you couldn't make a sentence without a you thought you just did something there didn't you well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructive without employing the first letter of the English lexicon oh gosh your English teacher coz damn I wonder how long that took to just think of that response like ooh I know I could do this that plenty of words that don't use the letter A now try to make a sentence without a or e hmm first thing that came to mind is I suck the next one I'm so stressed that the sunlight hurts I am God's mistake sing this to the tune of old McDonald I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts I am God's mistake there needs to be a mother line after that five night edition I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts I am drawn this day my roblox my friend eat less meat my life sucks ladies yeah when was the last time a guy opened the car door for you when I got arrested relatable have a nice day I don't like you please die in a fire that's not nice I said please yes I said please die in a fire please and thank you so you know a nice way of saying it please delete your channel I said please you want to thank you when you do it I'll give you your thank you my eggplant emoji is so hard to find he go find another girl he won't miss - so we got lumping over here this is tinder so you both start up the conversation like buddies with who your preferred female friends sounds good who's the third person me oh no we love a good curve it really gonna skirt a hit that that like was Khalifa it's funny I know somebody like this Facebook just pulled an Obama and started accepting gay ads I think the ads are based on your internet browsing patterns I wonder what they was looking up and this is 100% accurate can we talk about this for a second because me and my friend will be sitting in a restaurant talking about something literally talking she won't look it up on her phone or anything and then she'll go on her phone five minutes later and then see ads for the thing that we were talking about this is proof they are listening your phone is listening and I wouldn't be surprised if your camera was always recording what you're doing and listening to everything you are saying everybody got an appointed FBI agent your FBI agent knows more about you than you do see I started covering up in my webcam when I'm not using it I know y'all are listening to everything I say buy me the least I could do is cover it so y'all ain't watching me I also remember Mark Zuckerberg when y'all saw his laptop he had a sticker on his laptop and on his mic cuz he know they be watching you he's like nah I want them to watch me so he covered his webcam and his mic if my FBI agent is watching this hey wanna meet up for coffee or something like I'm down I would get another one my D is so big it goes from A to Z look at your keyboard it goes from A to Z Wow what he meant it goes from A to Z huh Wow really the puzzles on Facebook who you trying to impress mom dad I'm not a bloody taxi service if you want a lift I expect money that would make you a taxi service you know that one do those always given rise to everybody he's finally had enough look I'm not a taxi service you want a ride you got to pay me for it okay but you want to be a taxi service so bad okay show your outfit I am not fit for being seen right now believe me why but cut she has a mask on she is in the beautifying process it's like a turkey being cooked in the oven you don't want to see the turkey until it's done cooking you feel me then you go ask what's under the towel another towel what's under that I'm gonna get what I want yeah you're gonna get what you want you're gonna get ignored we are currently closed we will be open tomorrow at 7:00 a.m. please try again later I couldn't possibly be happier right now for the first time in my life a girl told me that she loves me all right mom's great moms are great how does it feel Anna weather mm mm Oh G went on Yahoo Answers and asked what a guy says go make me a sandwich what's a good comeback he's sexist and I'm trying to be witty any good comebacks well you better come back with a goddamn sandwich thumbs up that'll show him like he's gonna tell you go make a sandwich you best go make a sandwich show him how good you can make a sandwich and then eat it then what what's he gonna do now so we got these salty exes on Facebook I just ate a fish taco it reminded me of you what a coincidence I just ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds side of you Wow Tara went there nice we love pizza that comes in 20 seconds okay so this dude tweeted at Frankie Muniz your acting is just awful sorry but it is you know Frankie Muniz basically growing up using a bunch of stuff I think Nickelodeon Disney Channel and a couple movies you gonna reply yeah but being retired with 40 million at 19 has not been awful good luck moving out of your mom's house before you're 35 roasted oh damn 40 million thought must be nice just have that in your bank account you'll never see me again goodbye Dan those then the people got hella money I'd like how he spelled out the 40 million with every single zero commas included plus the zero zero cents at the end in case you can't read and it just looks like a longer number I see you JJ asked the Grinch why are you green and he asked her back why are you orange Touche so he had green eggs and ham and it turned him green and she had too much self-tan which turned her orange simple geometry it makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love so who's the lucky guy hey Ashley you really gonna post this on Facebook she'd probably like one less ugly person to slide into my DMS now that they've got a girlfriend without the ugly in this world there would be nothing beautiful thank you for your sacrifice are you gonna send him a link with a list of burn centers in the United States the icing on the cake thank you for being ugly so we can have our freedom tattoos have to be meaningful and as the Spongebob mean imagine it's the Year 2065 and you're having to explain this to your grandkids don't you think by 2065 like means they're gonna evolve and they'll just keep getting dumber and dumber I don't think they're going away anytime soon like remember like five years ago there were only like a handful of memes and now those like millions it's on the future there will be billions maybe they'll even do like game shows about memes y'all million dollar idea right there the whole like the drama you started your status updates are so angry or mean I didn't know you are such an angry person your status updates are always song lyrics I didn't know you are a radio it's so awesome I love it we love wholesome content guys are like mosquitoes they go around to all these girls saying the same stuff the worst part we actually believe it what the heck does that relate to mosquitoes - mosquitoes go around to all the girls and say the same stuff and the girls believe it what manda no mosquitoes could talk they just suck blood and move on ain't no deeper meaning I gotta take a shower I'll talk afterwards oh oh take pics behold my shower I hate you you want to pick up the water - cuz I know you thirsty how was your flight this is a girlfriend who are you exactly why are you texting him okay first of all stop calling yourself his girlfriend to make yourself feel better than the other girls we all know ya ain't official so don't flatter yourself second I'm the girl that can make any girl go from his girlfriend to ex real quick now how was my brother's flight damn okay okay okay she got him good I was thing is this is mom or something what kind of girl has all the powers to make a G - to an ex that's something else power right there this song does stuff to me that my girlfriend can't do that's because this music is real while your girlfriend isn't pretty good music though why I ride a rollercoaster when you caride me I'm less likely to die on a roller coaster roller coasters cost less roller coasters have more thrills roller coasters don't harbor diseases roller coasters are actually fun you're kind of asking for it a guy once asked me why I wear a bra saying I have small boobs then I asked him why he wears underwear everyone started laughing but I was kind of doesn't it seem funny up a moment that's rude what kind of dude is gonna ask that why do you wear a bra so you don't see my nips anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you guys want more Yessica make sure you hit that like final de-ice or comment below your favorite weave and make sure you subscribe join the Wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys [Music] I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts I am done this day my roblox boyfriend he left me my life sucks

Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 7,380,083

Rating: 4.9469953 out of 5

Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reaction, funny, texts, funniest, funny texts, best, family friendly, comebacks, comeback, greatest comebacks of all time, funniest comebacks

Id: ykF5yVDyaZ8

Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 07 2019