FUNNIEST KID TEST ANSWERS #5

hello friends it's me your favorite fluffy youtuber I've got some good news for you guys today we've upgraded the closet a little yeah new pillow who dis now I can lounge about in comfort while I'll do my videos we've suffered far too long anyways today we're gonna be checking out some funny kids test answers I just do these videos all the time and you guys have been asking for more so here you go Merry Christmas Austin hands are for touching balls yes yeah yes yeah hands can definitely be used for touching balls we've all done it you've done it your mom has done it your dad has done it your sister has done it your mailman has done it your teachers have all done it we've all touched balls Thank You Austin thank you for educating us facts list at least 5 things that are almost always white sheep cloud Disney Princess damn Savage Naza Princess Jasmine she was not white my guess most of them are that's not why I'm looking at you how is a child similar to his or her father and what ways do you copy what your father says or does my father is fat just like me that's fine I thought that like hamburger I like hamburger relatable draw a wrong triangle the moon landing was staged by the government no triangle that's wrong shut up draw wrong triangle triangle you Raj shut up no I'm not to have that triangle told you magic a lie told by a triangle you square I'm reporter from the national newspaper wants to know all about you answer as honestly as you can what city were you born in these nuts what these nuts I'm not sure if I heard of that that is Florida elephants are strong elephants have long trunks elephants like to eat penis it's so innocent but come on we all know they meant peanuts peanuts they're nuts do elephants actually eat peanuts or no I've heard somewhere that elephants didn't actually like peanuts I know like they're so big how could they possibly live off peanuts penis I remember the time me and my mom were on a McDonald's drive-through and we ordered hot fudge sundaes and the guy was like you want some peanuts with that we like what penis do you want some peanuts with that are we were like no no no thank you this girl over here did a school project about her role model and she did it on the colonel the KFC colonel himself who is he a businessman here's the odor of Kentucky Fried Chicken KFC he did his own business I feel like I'm saluting wrong pass-through of this hand huh I want to run my own business like him he is old but I am young we have a big age gap he is dead but I am NOT he was very popular but I am not popular I think KFC is still popular see best fried chicken I mean all the girls in our class probably did like ariana grande or Jojo see wha and she out here paying her respects to the colonel what is your father's name Derek how old is he 31 how tall is he 99 feet what color is his hair brown what does your father do I wear everything what is this favorite drink beer what is his favorite food steak this is favorite hobby sleeping whose favorite TV show man survivor what does your father like to cook nothing where does your father like to go home the most honest interview I've ever seen why don't you sure gonna assign someone like this like what have you got no dad write n/a for everything what was the last time you heard about your dad my mom told me when he was three years old he went to the grocery store to get milk and he'd been lost ever since not go for real wisest teacher gonna sign something like this like meet my dad you're trying to meet my dad me as a teacher here's a bunch of numbers illustrate this using a stem and leaf diagram here's the flower here's the leaf and here's the stem the teacher marked them wrong it was like ya didn't even I know what a stem and leaf diagram oh my god that's like ancient y'all kids to learning that yes that well that is a stem and a leaf but not what I wanted describe your dad back Wow rude fail those told me had ejected you could have used and those word you decide to use I found the ball of fluff on me in which battles in English King Richard the third died his last battle it's so simple da what is the main reason for divorce marriage BA 100% for creativity hell yeah I'm going to get that creativity but wait where does it say ass there's a hundred percent not actually Cal is fake points it's like reddit of votes in real life they don't actually count no but for real though what is the main reason for divorce I need to know this I don't remember learning about this stuff in school and why are these on the same test what is the main reason for divorce infidelity that's what it says is number one number two money number three lack of communication I but you know marriage that answer was just too good you can't fail my dude don't think it out of the box I feel like that shouldn't be allowed if you got think out of the box it'd be creative like this like a teacher shouldn't be able to like mark you wrong even if you might be wrong but you're right in another universe you feel me right a mini article about a person who inspires you meet my heroes day it makes me call and it is my favorite food I only like well but pink in the middle Wow a very seasoned child like a child go and talk about I like my steak well but like pink in the middle while everybody else in his third-grade class eating burgers he and steak I've never heard of a kid eating steak I don't even think I've had stick when I was a kid mmm-hmm have you had steak when you were a kid do they not give steak two kids with one it's expensive too it's like there's chewy parts and they can't like chew it down I know I hated that you don't give filet mignon to a six year old unless y'all millionaires you give him a burger they Gucci probable you want steak when you were kids I didn't close the thing we had the steak was ground beef it's all from the same cow my mom worked hard today she deserves a microwave hot dog don't we all don't we all after a hard day of work deserve a microwave hot dog like Congrats Billy you got all A's on your report card mama gonna make microwave hot dogs like y'all couldn't even put it in the toaster oven you know that's probably a life hack after microwaving a hot dog put it in a toaster oven and then I get all crispy and stuff that's how I make them and they come out hella good imagine that you lived at the same time as Abraham Lincoln what would you say to him or ask him I told him not to go to a play ever look at you pat you on the head and flex on you with us ten-foot tall hat boy you a president like me you will go to a play two plays are epic you are not epic one day later Abraham Lincoln dead rest in peace Abraham Lincoln unscramble the letters sis what swish swish fish trap shart wladim small snake aka you you know I would take you to the movies but they don't let you bring snacks that's hella cute use on your crush no but for real though what can that word be on scrambled into it can only be sharp harsh harsh I'm sorry it's 3:00 a.m. right now I have no idea please unscramble it for me my brain has shut down three hours ago please unscramble it from me in the comments below write a sentence underline the nouns one day my mom farted with delight because she was sick epic story bro I wonder if this actually happened my mom party would delay because she was sick do you fight with the light or do fart and Shane comment blind need to know because when I fart when I'm around people it's like a constant struggle like they smell that oh my god I did it a little too close that time they definitely smelled it they go knows me they go I'll call me out on it I am uncomfortable there we go when our shrub plants most likely to catch fire during a fire ahh I mean if I if I was a teacher and I was great at some homework I thought I could answer like this it really gets you to think like what is this shrub most likely to catch fire like during a fire it's already a fire I don't even know shrubs catch on fire are you telling me my fries yard is not safe my front yard is a fire hazard what is the main idea of this passage fires can be good because mom's petunias are hideous may they burn use a crayon to color each vertex of your polygon how many vertices did you color answer six what is the name of the polygon you drew Carl hi Carl you got sounds fine vertices I mean the teacher kind of worried did this wrong what is the name of the polygon that you drew and ain't no Pentagon ain't no hexagon ain't no octagon it's my polygon I created this monster and I shall name it and I named him Carl describe two events that are impossible I will never die I will eat potatoes I will never die I will eat potatoes but are they related why two events that are impossible I will eat potatoes are you alike allergic to potatoes do not like potatoes so it is impossible if you eat potatoes what's going on here we got this kid thinking he's a mortal or something so if you eat all the potatoes you'll never die or if you don't eat the potatoes you won't what number does 300 plus 7 you plus 2 equal a lot it's true too true it is a lot but come on man of all the questions you decide to get wrong this is the boss simple there's stuff adizero 372 m epic math skills fine anyways that's all for today hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure it's a like button in the face and make sure you subscribe to the wolf pack oh I upload a new video every single day I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys [Music]

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Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 19 2019