TEXTS That Should Have NEVER Been Sent

let me tell you I watched three videos on YouTube today and the intro was like that on all three of them it took me like three tries to do that damn y'all think I'm loud in videos mm-hmm anyways today we are doing text that should have never been sent hey you around yeah I'm in town but you walked a fifth with me I want to ask you something yeah sure I'll be there in five dude she's on her way what do I say to her Jesus she's so hot I can't do it babe I guess it was Fred but something to his crush I mean ugly she sends a winky face back like what's the worst that can happen Matt hope she likes him back I mean this would be so weird if your friend sent you that like freaking out about how hot you are fire you can't be friends anymore or maybe the opposite happen maybe they started dating after this we don't know this girl texted her mom we should go to IHOP today it's free Pancake Day Buddhist besides I'm happily married with five kids and I don't think my husband would like it if I went out to eat with you besides that I wouldn't waste my time with you since you wanted to take me out only cuz it's free mom is Gracie damn bomb go off you don't even got your own daughter's number add it on your phone she just want to get you some free pancakes and you out here being rude buying your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for Saturday February 25th to confirm texts yes to decline text no text help for help thank you papa john you handsome man I shall call you the carbs vixen we're sorry we didn't understand please confirm or decline when I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless dude our automated system isn't set up yet this is a real person texting you I make minimum wage please just tell me if you want the pizza legit this Park I got a Manuel Lee text everybody when that pizza is gonna be delivered I make minimum wage I wish I could find a guy just like you you know who's a guy just like me who me hi you're so funny that's what we're best friends the saddest story I ever heard girls hi this is rude don't do this this Kristen no this is Jake from State Farm so it is let me put it to you in simpler terms friends you have the wrong number my bad you heard the man's Jake from State Farm where you at Sam's take a photo what is Sam smoking a capri-sun his mother was like what you boys up to what is sam smoking is that what the kids are smoking these days is that the marriage you wanna the devil's lettuce mother it's a capri-sun let Sam sip his drink the mom is like are you guys eating yes mom I'm hungry can you get me something there's food at the house wow really oh how the tables have turned you always ask mom for food and she's like this food in the house this food in the fridge just food in the pantry Ella's she asked you just played all switch-a-rooney so this girl sent a pic of her hands with her two fingers taped together oh my god what happened I put tape on my fingers oh my god I swear this should be a challenge that you sent to your mom's if I said this to my mom she would freak out Oh what did you do to your hand what happened are you okay call 9-1-1 how long can we get an ambulance now it's just tape so how did the date last night bro did you school yeah not quite first date we went to dinner and then I walked her at home then I killed her in the woods outside her house at last just against her in the woods I was at her house at length not cute you didn't see anything like if you ever get mad at him send that to the police for boots tell me how you met him Wow we met at a party in December we were a bit tipsy and he kissed me under some camel toe well I guess you wouldn't need to be tipsy to kiss under I can't willtao mistletoe mistletoe we kissed under the freaking mistletoe magic kissing under a camel toe was watching food videos and my mom thought I was texting a guy Wow mom why are you smiling at your phone while she watches somebody mixing up some peanut butter like she'd probably look at our phone that look good I've never seen anything so beautiful who's my mom every time I just like watch your funny video looking at my phone and start laughing she'd be like who are you talking to what's he saying to make my daughter laugh when you look at a ceiling it looks like there's no way you could fit a bed and other furniture on it but you can because it's just the floor but high but you know what he ain't wrong when you look at the ceiling it looks smaller like you think of like how the everything in this room fit up there look at your ceiling right now and tell me it doesn't look smaller one like on this video equals one ceiling that fits this what what how to give scammers a mini heart attack congratulations man sir your mobile phone number had one a laptop from Consuelo Company to claim your price please text your complete name address age work I'm sick goose T know at T douche thank you and as she gonna play the switcheroonie and make him win something congratulations you have successfully subscribed to prayer of the day fifty pesos will be deducted from your load I have set the Lord always before me he is at my right hand I will not be shaken on the scammer panics cancel sorry you have entered an invalid code please try again cancel sorry you have entered in please try again Oh No how do I get my 50 pesos back you don't know what to do you know what this is this is good I like this anybody that takes you up congratulations you won No congratulations you have been to subscribe to booty pics daily for only $14.99 we will send you a free booty pick every single day for the rest of your life no cancellation by with this Pedro we met at the club last night uh you have the wrong number she came at number I'm sorry Pedro drop the yell at me I'm the victim here you must texted me poor Pedro what like equals one real phone number for Pedro I wonder is someone giving somebody a fake number but if you give them your number and then when they text you and you don't want to talk to them just be like wrong number it's great I really tried and died for this cause so the dude was like hey gushers please DM me it's important yes yours is like please send us this DM using the link below thank you and then this dude sent them okay so what if hear me out there was a fruit snack that looked like a laundry pod not any specifically branded one because you know legality but what does it look like a laundry pod we all want to eat them so bad thanks for your time I hope it takes off wink you can no longer send the right message just to this person gushers blocked them we know what you getting at that showbiz baby how did Emily break her finger her finger got stuck in my butthole what holy SH my buckle belt buckle buckle how's she gonna break her finger in a belt buckle why was it in there in the first place not really too far from the first one eh you know what this is fine everybody gets their fingers stuck in buckles mom is damn a bad word um yes yeah okay didn't I just say it was his mama's totally a teacher she got that teacher look going on she gonna give you that look the food texts like the pun you just say is a bad word you had the one about the aeroplane no hey I probably go over your head and I'm pretty smart try me gotcha Oh - perfect - perfect somebody actually fell for this one what are you like five hello you little and why would you ignore my message I Eve it's been a long time since you last messaged me asking for a driving lesson and so I assumed you no longer needed wanted them I assure you I'm not ignored any messages I'd have been happy to start up your driving lessons again however not after being called Dave this girl mistaked her ex-boyfriend Dave for her driving instructor also named Dave sorry Dave that sucks poor dudelikehella confused like you want driving lessons or not I thought you didn't need them anymore why don't go bill so rude to me what are you doing homework oh my gosh this is what y'all doing when you say you doing homework how to get grounded 101 hi I found this phone you're the first on the contact list could you tell your friend it's been found which friend the one whose name is at the top of your screen ha ha oh yeah huh old so can you tell them I found it yeah will do hi it's Adam someone's found your phone this is the world we live in guys the world we live in Blake my friend lost his phone Tama text his phone that he lost his phone hey what color panties you got on my eyes with doodoo stains on them why is this me half-court tomorrow can I come for what weirdo to see you go to jail hi that's my left you maybe I wanted you to leave you know what my ex should have kept me blocked my cousin sent me 130 dollars through cash app by accident and wants me to send it back destiny I accidentally cash up to $130 I was trying to send it to somebody else for this outfit can you please send it back not you sends it to me it's my money now but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that that like by Linda and comment below how much money you have in your bank account or how much Vee bucks you got in your epic account make sure you subscribe you're the wolf pack I love you guys so much thanks watching bye guys [Music]

Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 4,134,091

Rating: 4.9590683 out of 5

Keywords: sssniperwolf, reaction, react, funny, girlfriend, mom texts, girlfriend texts, funny texts, relationship, funny messages, story time, text, texts, text messages, text a girl, funniest, new, viral, messages

Id: 2EuSxwLJmYc

Length: 11min 0sec (660 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 11 2018