FUNNIEST KID NOTES ON VALENTINES DAY

hello friends today I have a sneeze thank you today I'm bringing you some family-friendly very wholesome YouTube approved content you know Valentine's Day is tomorrow and if you don't have a day it's okay you can just sit in your room cry over your bagel and free Starbucks water like this video for a lucky bagel and your crush might ask you out you know Valentine's Day ain't just about your crush boyfriend/girlfriend husbands but people you love but your friends your family they don't get you chocolate are they really your friends not but for me it's a day where I could spoil my mother queen of long intros today we're gonna be checking out some wholesome kids notes that they wrote for their friends family teacher crash for Valentine's Day happy Valentine's I hope you have a great day and I like you too and by light do you mean love if you do me too but we can't be boyfriend and girlfriend my mom won't let me but we can light and befriend and play together PS it's not my best writing and everything so respectful like my mom oh let me have a girlfriend I'm sorry I cannot be your boyfriend my mother she will not let me have a girlfriend damn I feel like other kids would just be like oh yeah you try to be my boyfriend and also it's like if you love me doesn't offend me - I love you - but only if you love me oh I know I'd to get back why is this me if they're a sh Lea would you please be my girlfriend I like you a lot yeah please put yes no or maybe she says well no she was like I'm sorry I already have a boyfriend hi but when we break up you're my next choice PS that would probably be a month or two that's what all the kids would do is at least that artists like some people when I was at school they used to date that young like 12 13 years old and act like they were gonna be together forever and I'm like yeah I'm gonna just break up next week like everybody gets a turn if somebody you like is dating someone else they will break up in a month or two I love how Ashley was so honest about it like oh yeah I'm dating Kyle right now but you know we're probably gonna break up in a month or two so like I think you could hold out until that just just wait you're up next so yeah if your crunch is dating somebody right now it will break up elementary middle school even high school relationships don't last I mean I know two people that their relationship lasted throughout high school but they broke up at college Oh in one person that actually got married to the guy she did it all throughout high school and I heard that one girl I went to school with is married to what are the teachers that taught us that's a big guy empty today might as well tell you it was my history teacher and he was a to me he was so short and angry and would just yell at us to shut up I mean like did I even say anything I know someone called snitch they gonna watch this video come for me I don't have enough drama in my life right now I mean for real I spent four hours picking out a couch online after spending four hours in the store today this is adulthood my friend's dad why did you unplug my fam besides it's hot in my room do you want me to suffocate do you want me to get heatstroke do you want your own firstborn son to die look at the writing below what can jail children one son - too much heat three not watching kids this is a warning to you Brian oh my god I wanna know what Ryan went through all of this was because he turned his van off and he brought him this whole letter saying that Sun and heat and not watching can kill him dad you better watch out FBI got the eye on you why are their brains on Saturn because God liked it so he put a ring on it and then the teacher was like Santa was not a single lady way to ruin all the fun you don't know sign his life like that you don't have that it was a single lady or chip monogamous lady or a polygamous lady or Akiva is a lady stop assuming things about Saturn like you don't even know her I like you your booty egg put your booty ain't was bad is that good get you someone who appreciate your eight plus booty I'm a star saying that when the booty so good a plus it's so dumb I am sorry that I've been chasing you outside if you will start to like me I will not chase you why is this so relatable imagine if life work that way walk up to your crush like do you like me I won't chase you so start liking me or be chased for the rest of your life oh my god it's like that movie what was that movie it's on Netflix it follows oh this is this is one of the scariest movies on Netflix I'm not spoiling anything so basically when you with somebody who has it there will be someone who follows you the rest of your life and they could shape-shift they change it to different people and they're just walking towards you and then you die it's really spooky and it's really good I love you mama hi Sydney loves you too I have beautiful eyes I meant you have beautiful eyes PS you make the best guacamole Diana wakow moldy to be honest that's how it really should be spelled I mean when is guacamole it should be G what go moly like walk you walk Amole to make the guacamole I love the banana for emphasis on how beautiful your eyes are dear Mom and Dad I love you so much I love dinner you made January 28 2004 Jackson so oddly specific you know it's like mother only cooked one meal in her life and I remember that meal like it was yesterday those are the best damn chicken legs I ever did have and I'll remember for the rest of my life so this kid gave his teacher a plastic baggie of candies and I was like this is a love potion so share it with your husband Cody oh that's the cutest thing I ever seen the teacher was having problems with her husband big yikes if the kids know about that like were you telling them I used to have a teacher like that and she would complain about her husband and I didn't really get it like you don't understand when you're a kid you're just like Oh miss Frizzles having man problems okay but you don't really get what it means until you grow up but I mean that's kind of a a little big yikes but teachers are like putting all their dirty laundry out in front of third grade likely stop but I hope the love potion works I hope he likes marshmallows mom I love you more than rainbows and beautiful blue skies I love you more than buttercup and wings of butterflies I love you more than cow cow yes I do love my mother more than cab like if you love your mother more than cow I know kid you this but gonna be nice a plus dear Alexis how are you today I want to inform you that I kind of like you don't laugh this is serious man Alexis Yui I wonder what she did does she laugh he said he kind of likes her you know he's testing the waters is like I don't like you I don't love you bye kind of just a little bit just a life you are a beautiful human being but I am not good at drawing human beings so I drew a potato instead but a very beautiful potato lead us to get our see it's a red potato and it's got the little splits growing out of it they called sprouts or sprout I don't know potato Anatomy okay but that is a very beautiful potato and whoever received that I hope they appreciated it because it's very sweet Valentine's Day is cool you are too you could be better but I like you Danielle got a little savage over here I gotta work on that that's pretty good I wonder if you came up with a bond salty you could be better but I like you can't we all you're not just any atomic number 67 here my atomic number 67 57 how far home iam so sweet they put the element hold me up you know from the periodic table ladies get your man's like the dear mommy I do not think I say this often I love you very very very very very okay this is the last one very much and I've got a poem poem Pete oh you ampere I feel like it should be spot like that roses are red just like your face what dad eats our snack Wow damn it father thank you I trusted you I won't love you if you make me clean my room you drive a hard bargain sons young here how could Justin I am but the show must go on people I love mom dad Sean Kate Tyler Teddy Roosevelt what hmm I only love five people but let me let me think of someone else oh that dude I learned about in social studies hell yeah Teddy Roosevelt he seemed like a pretty swell guy I'll put him on my list of people I love dear mommy my eyes are blue I love you and when it's time to go night-night you tuck me in very tight I love you with all my heart I love you more than my sushi and that's a lot of love thank you for everything I love you mommy man I thought this was gonna rhyme I love you more than my sushi but what is a sushi I thought the whole reason they put that it was because it's gonna ride with something else but obviously not I would be concerned if you didn't love your mother more than sushi dear daddy I love you you are the best daddy I could have you are the best I love it when you do fun tricks with your farts good we love daddy farts to mommy and daddy from Evan is this the same one this is the same one does mommy gives him love daddy gives him gas like for love common for gas what a wholesome father-son relationship you are my fav teachers you make health so fun you are straight up goals like you're on fleek and your booty is goals like idk how you don't have a boy yet but thanks that's like the best compliment your student can give you I feel like this is a girl like a girl giving a girl teacher a caramel milk you have straight-up gold on booty on fleek oh I don't know how you don't have a boy yeah okay isn't weird you give teachers Valentines I've never given a teacher about well I mean like girl teachers me most of my teachers were girls I've never given a guy teacher Valentine but I never had a guy teacher until like sixth grade he was a piece of sh I hated that dude so much he literally ruined my life that's another story for another time I was a bad kid though did Rachel you are the second best teacher ever love you Rachel dude you don't know her like that you go call her by her first name and color the second best ain't nobody wanna get that I would all rip this up be like no thanks we're homies like that you're the best teacher ever you rock you're nice you're awesome you're pretty who cares what my aunt says I still like you as a friend to the best teacher ever from Alexis what what what what did the odds say Wow I want to know what this drama is dear Miss mcmanhon you're a good teacher but not my most favorite she's not your favorite don't even say it at all if I was a teacher at my student wrote me this Oh be sad don't feel like I failed as a teacher like I'm not I mean looking back some teachers were straight up okay I think they know they're not the favorite and they're okay with that and then you have the other teachers that are like super nice that wanna be the favorite I love you thank you for yelling at us mrs. Ling you are a great teacher you are the best teacher in the world hail to mrs. Ling the Queen you teach in a class or you got a cult going on and hail to missus letting the Queen for yelling there's something more going on here can investigate hello FBI miss Carter you are the best I wish you were my mom you're my favorite I wish you uh-oh feel like kids actually say that's the teachers like how sure my mom was as cool as you look weird by me okay change how I feel bye anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below and let me know what was the last thing you ate I had a taco and if you guys enjoyed this video and trying to get that super lucky bagel make sure you hit that like button in the ad subscribe you're the Wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 12min 16sec (736 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 13 2019