KFC Made A Dating Sim! | I Love You, Colonel Sanders! (KFC Dating Simulator)

[Music] hmm [Applause] hey guys and welcome to a very special gt live it's a gt live premiere it's a premiere but that's not what makes it special stephanie what makes it special what makes it special is that my friends i don't know if you realize this but you congratulations are on the cusp of the first ever four-way cross theory collaboration boom all across all of our channels the first ever it's it's the most self-centered collab imaginable who needs friends who needs friends to collaborate with when they can all be yourself you know everyone else collaborating on among us and being like hey i'm getting together with like saikuno and oh yeah we're getting together with corpse husband no food theory is getting together with film theory which is getting together with game theory which is getting together with gt live a collaboration like this has never been seen before we have made our own friends and it is uh yes uh didn't need you anyway all of you people who wanted to collab with but did it just because i was too shy to talk to you guys too ashamed about my lackluster among us skills no no that's not true crushing among us but anyway i would be the final boss of everyone's playthroughs up among us but anyway yeah what what kind of what kind of practice do you have to go on to give you that data i'm incredible stephanie how are you you don't even know i i really don't know you don't because i don't really basically ever never see you yeah well that's because i'm shy it's kind of you remember when i would like learn how to sing songs and i like would do it in private without you ever being oh my god in the early days of game theory where like i'm like you cannot be anywhere near me when i record yeah he would make everyone not everyone me he would make me i was the only person who was there again the no friends thing so he would make me leave and i could be nowhere near him when he was recording but now you're so sociable with yourself that you can interact with three other channels at any given time it's true so i can i have a collaboration partner almost any time i want to at this point it's great so probably there's always some tenuous thread to draw between gaming and food and movies and whatever it is we do here and so what you may ask would merit such a momentous collaboration the most epic crossover of all time three letters for you friends and they don't stand for something unexpected it's just it's just kfc fried chicken which is a future food there i don't think it stands for kentucky fried chicken anymore what does it stand for they got rid of it because of various there's an interesting story behind a kernel of fun chicken a a delightful nugget of story that's what's not another kfc what chicken nuggets stephanie so anyway hi uh yeah so it's not sponsored at all no which is the dumbest thing of all because everyone's gonna roll into these theories think they're sponsored i we had a lot of kfc theories it was originally going to be a two-parter on food theory trying to unearth the kfc secret recipe because kfc released this romance story as like a lifetime hallmark channel movie which is strange and moderately interesting to watch and then so so that's how film theory got but that's well so we're gonna and and in that we're like huh i wonder if it's alluding to a secret ingredient in the recipe through this made-for-tv movie right and so that was gonna be part one of this two-parter but i'm like why don't we just break that up into a film fear like it feels more of a film theory than a food theory yeah and then we could partner with doing the secret recipe because that was part two of the food theory so it's like okay well we got those two and then i'd been sitting on the fact that kfc was gonna release a gaming console this year yeah like the kf console and i'm like well that's i i have no other place to put this and i've always kind of wanted to talk about it for a while so like there's the game there's a game theory and then and then as we were researching the game theory was like oh wait but kfc actually has released a lot of games over the years they have a vr escape room training simulator there is a uh like a bunch of like old school arcade style mini games and we're gonna play we're gonna play a kfc game today and we're gonna play perhaps the best one of all the kfc dating sim because what sells fried chicken quite like an anime inspired dating simulator isn't it right that in japan on valentine's day it's much more traditional rather than chocolate to wait or is that is that christmas christmas tradition well christmas is about love too christmas is about it's about being with the ones you love it's about appreciating the ones you love and i think that so so that also goes along with kfc i'm really just trying to i'm just trying to make this culturally irrelevant yeah it maybe we should just skip to the game it may or may not be but anyway uh tomorrow so we're premiering this today which is friday which is friday so we're premiering this today but all three of those episodes are all going up tomorrow at the same time so it is a kfc cross theory marathon it's gonna be crazy um why weird why because we had a lot of kfc yeah yeah there's a don't read too much don't worry too much honestly i in this episode you've seen the year we just got finished with lose my mind what about just a bunch of stupid kfc theories but the i'm hoping at the very minimum i in the episodes i kind of allude to this but you guys being like the front lines of theorists can help me out with this i don't know tweet at kfc or leave a comment in those videos because hashtag should be sponsored well no not even so like the sponsorship would be great i don't think they will but it would be great at the very least i want them to send us either or both a kf console which would i we need a net editing computer and so an editing computer sponsored by kfc would be great or it's a high power computer or two just a giant statue of harlan sanders oh that'd be nice i want in in japan all the kfc's have a large statue of colonel sanders out front i want one of those statues kfc i don't know one of those two things he wasn't what i don't i want it for the means not for the man okay do it for the means not for the man all right let's play a game all right hey let's do a dating sim with kfc shall we it's this dating simulator is called i love you colonel sanders finger licking good dating simulator let's open it up i don't know if i like the phrase fingerling good got it together juicy looking thigh on the uh on the little well dating simulators are always full of juicy looking things i know right oh why are you surprised look at this oh my mind is already melting oh this is oh it's good joyous too good this is so oh there was a ghost what happened there he's riding on a salt cake oh wow wow there are so many characters there's this is this cast rolls so deep i'm done that was great right i'm very i'm satisfied already i'm satisfied i'm going to go buy some kfc i am sorry do you see those biscuits floating by those look awesome i've been really excited to play this ever since we found it during the research for game theory because i i stayed blind to it i just knew it existed i did some like top level like article reading about it i don't know what the actual game is like and that has already far surpassed my my expectations of what this is we're supposed to have like a date night tonight do you want to just get some kfc though like and just get a bucket i don't know we had a lot of fried chicken working on this series of events that's so true i'm never gonna work that off i went to a doctor's appointment this morning and i'm up like a couple pounds and i'm like oh that was the chicken that was the chicken all right i love you colonel sanders the finger looking good dating sim let's let's do this i i don't know maddie patty maddie patty is our gaming center oh look at those biscuits oh they're so good though matt miramat do you know about matthew's dating simulator alter ego maddie patty i don't actually every dating sim we play his name is always maddie patty and and he either ends up being like really mean or like a complete pushover yeah he tends to be a pretty terrible person in general yeah i i don't know why i think it's just i think maybe it's the dating sims i don't know or maybe it's just dating sims in general i don't know unclear you sleep softly as the morning sun casts a warm glow through the window of your modest student apartment the world is peaceful and serene you can stay in the moment forever i love the your first day of culinary school and there's no time to sleep in culinary school okay smack the clock up and adam throw the clock out the window and stay oh no i want to go meet the colonel yeah open up and adam lying in bed you stare at the sea like thinking about everything that awaits you at the prestigious university of cooking school academy for learning oh wow what a name it's like the learning place of cooking learning place learning place for learning true story this is uh completely like we're never gonna get anywhere no never the complete non-sequitur uh when you're have a toddler daycare's nanny agencies any sort of child care always has to shove in like learning or academy or someone else in some way they're not like the educated choice all of it's trying to shoehorn in like oh we're good and positive for your kid but most of them have no learning component whatever they just assume that you're not going to read below the bottom line yeah it's so true there's also this like insistence on calling like child care for very small babies i don't mean like three month olds they'll call it like preschool so that parents feel like they're being educated and it's like yeah that's preschool in the sense that it's before you are sending your child someplace at before they would ever ever go to school but like it's okay to just call it child care you don't have to call it preschool your three-month-old shouldn't be learning the alphabet it's okay so i like our academy for learning great great your mind begins to wander as our discussion so often does who will you be there what will you cook what will you wear time begins to fly by and you find your imagination getting away from you you allow yourself to daydream a bit think about the future or you need to take this i think we need to take this seriously we are taught i'd better make sure to arrive prepared for the first day you bust through your morning checklist teeth equals brushed hair equals combed pits equals deodorized why didn't you just take a shower nothing can stop you now you don't need a shower every morning you confidently grab a biscuit oh wow strut out the door is that like a british biscuit like a little cookie no you're talking about like a fluffy buttermilk fluffy buttermilk i think you're talking oh just what you needed to get your blood flowing hello ah there's the product placement seamless well you almost couldn't tell that it was made by a company let's do this i love this so much standing in the quad you gaze upon the magnificent university of cooking school academy for learning i love how in anime every school always has a lot of cherry blossoms and they are always blooming always always in blue the trees are always pink here comes your lifelong best friend forever miriam oh yes she's an anime girl she's the most adorably awkward person you because it wouldn't be a dating student she wasn't awkward you've ever met you absolutely love her for it can i go for her good morning maddie patty are you excited for the first day of the rest of our lives wait a minute sayori what are you doing here i'm an anime voice that's it that's all i got wait my awkward best friend with a high-pitched voice what are you doing here i'm in every anime hey do me a favor stay away from robes oh my god dark stay away too soon matthew that was about what three years ago two years ago where are you dan salvato oh god sayori glad you're back actually i'm because i sure am excited and a little nervous okay okay a lot nervous oh no this is a game where we're gonna be probably dealing with a bunch of kitchen knives i know you watch yourself oh it's bad [Music] it's just that this morning i made breakfast for myself but when when i ate it i couldn't taste it wait i couldn't taste any love in the food what if i'm no good what if i fail yeah stay away from the ropes classic miriam raised by masterchef oh she's weeping oh yeah she's high she's got anxiety she's always held herself to a very high standard i'm not high strong ever since we were little babies playing together and you rescued me from that quicksand box i'm sorry what details it's been clear to me that you're the most loving caring person i know you're gonna do great that's what they said about sayori that's what they said about her and we all know how well that if you want to know about the inside joke go watch our series on doki doki literature club great game watch it during the day not late at night but with the university of cooking school comma academy for learning's favorite three day only semester three days technically it's a colon oh yeah sorry colin i'm afraid of being left behind and never catching up a sweet girl miriam has always had a flare for the dramatic this summer she got so nervous about her first kiss ooh first kiss that she chipped a tooth practicing on a mannequin oh my oh man i was wondering because we all know where dating sims tend to go unless your doki doki literature club but but okay great good awesome but yeah so i was wondering where the kfc one was gonna go it seems like first kiss is what we're aiming for it seems like that's what we're gaming for here should you pep talker or change the subject to give her some relief oh school gasps we everyone do the guys or do we pep talker nice to pep talker fine let's she's our best friend we can give her some pep talk i don't know sometimes if you just change the subject to give her a relief is actually maybe a good one what do you think what do you think i don't know maddie patty is always always makes the wrong choice he's the subject it's hard to see miriam like this and frankly quite exhausting obviously oh you chose the mean choice rather than dwell on her anxiety you try to change the subject to something more interesting all summer you've been hearing rumors about a dreamy enigmatic mystery student who's enrolled at the school oh hello yeah so a little worrisome but you'll be fine now what about this mystery student we read about on the school message board any new deeds oh get this i heard his name is harland and he's no ordinary student oh harland sanders wow they say he has powers and he's had them ever since he was born from an egg wow that's a very anime like that's great going wow the lore of i hope we included this in the other theories the lore around colonel sanders this if kfc sponsored this this is canon i love the fact that the first kfc theory we did was about how harlan was like this hard-nosed guy who would despise like being thrown into the rivers of japan and has like cursed baseball teams for it if this poor man is rolling in his grave at this point like what they have done today he was like proud southern channel they're like if we make him into the most into every other character imaginable people will forget what kind of person he actually may have been right wallpaper over wall paper over it is one of those things that like and that's why you don't sell your identity to a mega conglomerate an egg like a chicken don't be ridiculous but that thing about having powers it would line up with some of the other rumors i've heard oh harland like i heard he once fought a bear with justice smile you both said thinking about a student so handsome that the laws of physics don't dare apply to him wow okay before you get another word out you're rudely interrupted when someone smacks your books and custom engraved measuring spoons out of your hands and onto the ground hey as a sleepy what as actually here are tribal she's totally ashley your arch rival she's totally evil as evidenced by her one dracula tooth but you can't help but be filled with jealousy she can get anything she wants and she knows it probably because of the heart cut out at the top of her bosom hello ashley she's in german [Laughter] oh i didn't see you there chicken shins oh ashley you leave maddie patty's [ __ ] alone they are perfectly normal shins they are perfectly normal shits ah you can't stand ashley your name is annoying you know for a fact that it's actually ashley oh but she had to add extra letters and at the end to make herself feel better than everyone else also extra german if anyone oh wait yeah you're miriam no sorry it's okay if anyone here knows what perfect chins look like it's us we're not gonna let you or your really weird insults get to us across the across the squad you see ashley's best friend van van the man hi you know tip of the cap kfc tip of the cap well done clap in half you know i at one hand i was like man we're doing these like you did it you've you've captured the meme verse you put quality into your trolling well done the man man who has stopped to look at his own reflection in the mirror his pants are so tight you can see him casually working out his glutes well no lie they're rocking glutes man i just dream of someday anyone saying describing my glutes as rocking that would be amazing i i more describe them as well not rocking sagging i think no they're just you know they're just you know just not just not what i would like them to be like not just rocking i think rocking would be a great adjective 2021 right 20 20 20 20 21 the year of the rocking glutes oh ashley ahem oh that's you oh and then then you regret oh no no oh look at him james charles he looks like a buffer james charles i don't know he's got the underneath james has the really heavy eyeliner sideburns he doesn't have to decide i don't think he does his bottom eyelashes that much no he's not quite as chiseled in the face i think he's pretty chiseled it's he's very contoured yeah okay he's very confident he's contoured james says that james does that like button nose and he makes his nose a little bit red so i think if you if you were i could poop it would it yeah it's a booper this he needs a slightly more boopy nose and then he's almost there then he's rocking you've never liked his glutes you've never been sure what their arrangement is but as long as you've known them ashley and van van have been just as close as you would hear him but substantially more devious look at the star even i can't believe that university of cooking school academy for learning would even allow would ever allow people like you to attend to students what is he wearing i mean i'm not trying to judge but i think it's an overall halter top i kind of love it i do too i you it's incredible i have never seen someone wear a chef's jacket as well as a face oh it is sort of a chef's jacket it is i was going to say it's a bib and a shirt and overall chef's jacket and and a jumpsuit it is awesome it's the wackiest thing i've ever seen i love it the double headband is like is it a headband is the star a second headband no i think it's part of his hair i think it looks like that's right i'm not sure if it's sculpted or if it's the head i love it though i think i think he's great i like how it leaves lots of room for your laugh it's like my lats are so large that i couldn't actually put sides on my shirt well nothing can contain the lats are the forgotten muscle of the body are they oh certainly most certainly neem a more forgotten muscle than the lat and see you can't oh my god it's your turn i know right you'd think they could just hand us our diplomas now or maybe hire us on his professors you amateurs could learn a lot from us with the first day of school about to start there's just not time to properly tell these two off so you resist the urge let's go miriam see you later losers as you approach the door you see a goofy looking kid pushing hard against the window directly next to it god there's another one i'm not playing the kid who just farted are you sure you're not playing pop no it pops all of you oops i think it's broken what your butt uh you reach forward and easily pull the door open uh that should do the trick i love you i think you mean thank you my name is pop i was named after my pop-pop he's old oh my could someone like this also be a student at the school he must be one a heck of a chef what are the admissions criteria here also his name tag clearly says bob but i guess he's reading it upside down hi pop i'm maddie patty so are you gonna make me hold this door all day nope and with that the young man walks into the building ahead of you is it just me or is he kind of cute oh desperate we have to help her i think it's just you you both shrug your shoulders before following him into the building okay who is this is this the ceo of kfc i hope you know that this is someone right you know that this guy up in the corner it's like i'm an executive at kfc and i'm gonna be in their dating simulator because i'm gonna be cool and hip with the kids are you winning son you stand at the edge of the room unsure where to sit other students wander in and keep themselves busy chit chatting a scruffy looking pooch takes his place at a podium at the front of the class adorable are you going to be sprinkled i'll definitely be sprinkles now quiet down everyone who is this unreasonably cute pup and why is he in our culinary class you must be sprinkles head instructor and ceo of us ucs colon a.l please call me professor dog i may be cute and little and fluffy but i still demand respect this is this is the best game we've ever played what a cute dog is our professor this is the best school ever i guess only a dog's nose is capable of picking up all the nuances of fine dining out of nowhere out of nowhere wind begins to rush around you and a swirl of cherry blossom petals fill the air inside i told you it's always cherry blossom season in dating sims i'm chilly someone closed the window and then he walks in that makes sense there it is oh my you're immediately so pumped up in the aura of this new student i'm i feel so confused about how he looks right now i think i i don't know i'm i'm having confused feelings i'm not confused about harland i just i the goatee kills it but then look it doesn't jawline no he's now and i'm like is he actually like 70 but then he looks like he's you know 28. i don't know he's 70 28. i'm all in simpin hard for harlan sanders that is remarkable goatee who knew anyone could be so handsome what what what's your verdict matt time stand still i i'm i'm feeling very confused his forearms are the size of his face i know i know they're amazing i kind of like it i did it too i know i know i'm a little uncomfortable all right harlan oh man i hope i impress him if it isn't my favorite student harland colonel sanderson even the teacher's drooling oh yeah get it get it okay sorry uh professor dog before he can finish the sentence oh who has the honor of playing a harlan to say i think it's gotta be you give it your best please call me colonel oh no no see i would i would have taken him away from the south and put him in i would have been like please call me colonel well oh sure forgive me for trying to stay true if you have to if you have to do a southern journal you can be please call mccurd wow here well then you here you do absolutely he's just going to become mr darcy if i take him out great good making mister he totally is meant to be mr we'll trade off no you do it colonel sanders murmur rolls through the classroom as colonel sanders walks down the isle of desks suddenly the room is sweltering sweat begins to bead across your brow you feel like everyone is looking at you you're not entirely wrong and this over here must be sweaty sweats a lot maybe we should open the window back up before faucet pits melts into a puddle and evaporates entirely you two both know my name we were in the same kindergarten class and what is with all their really weird insults take a moment to clean yourself up great well it's a good thing you didn't forget about that deodorant this morning this classroom is hot hot hot oh god oh wait wait wait oh the classic it is our tradition just so you don't know it's our tradition in dating simulators because this this happens a lot where it's just a line where it's dot dot dot and we interpret that as a vomit yeah it's a nervous it's a nervous vomiting professor dog steps in to settle the class down clean up the nervous vomit and set some ground rules if i'm going to be colonel sanders you have to be sprinkled like i'm not taking all these you're doing you're doing great i'm i'm the narrator in mani paddy and van van and you have your four you're great it's three to four and i'm a welcome raider welcome to the university cooking of cooking school colon academy for learning the greatest culinary academy in the world the birthplace of culinary legends past present and future many challenges await you there will be tears there will be drool i mean blood there will even be adorable tiny food and when all is said and done there will be a battle oh great you will lift your sporks and compete in the broomay cooking arena just then another student enters the classroom and interrupts the professors are awesome speech i know right student hi guys sorry i'm late i hope everyone had a good summer i really meant kind of look like you quiet late to class is bad enough but interrupting my monologue you're the first track out of here young man are you even in the right place don't you recognize me this is my third year in this school with you as my teacher oh she is everyone stares at him blankly does no one remember me i'm you're expelled if you utter one more word before i finish let that be a lesson to you students that tardiness is unacceptable this is my least favorite voice and he has so many lines although do different voices you can mix it up make him a little happy dog too late do a happy happy dog even little clark made it here on time rolling in halfway across it across town on his tiny wheels clank you turn to see the students sprinkles is referring to uh who happens to be some sort of industrial kitchen appliance oh boy the class bursts into the left i'll clank you rascal sprinkles walks in the classroom as everyone stands in silent obedience when he gets to you he lifts his nose into the air and takes a deep sniff oh that's uncomfortable no smelling the students your diet is lacking based on what i'm picking up here you definitely need a multivitamin you should be taking better care of yourself you've never had a talking dog as a teacher before but sprinkles his reputation for being smart but tough is well known oh boy you decide to try and butter him up by giving him a treat from your pocket oh no oh geez but what kind a beef treat high in iron no definitely chicken snack because it's a kfc game oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right that's right it's a kfc game i gotcha that's cool i gotcha i just got lost in the story i understand no it's a kfc game so it's definitely a chicken snack you reach beneath your apron and return with a chicken snack in your hand sprinkles his eyes go wide as he locks onto it oh my his favorite nice one nice one it's all about it's all about the process taker not just the test that's true well well well i think we might have some competition for new star students watch out there harland here comes a matty patty oh my the furry professor immediately devours the snack leaving your hand slick with a coating of warm doggy drool look gross you see the other students eyeing you jealously but pay no mind to them if they wanted to see if they wanted to succeed in life they should have learned the importance of carrying a range of dog treat flavors on them at all times settle down young chefs take your seat and prepare to have your mind open to the amazing possibilities of culinary creation as everyone rushes to claim their favorite seats you're left standing at the front of the room only two options remain hey maddie patty there's still a seat here it seems that no one has claimed the seat next to me if you're interested ooh two good options but which will you choose really i don't know i mean we're definitely setting up for another story situation here but you know yeah are we going with the curdle yeah you think so i mean i mean okay no but sayori is our best friend miriam you can't even remember her name it's probably sayori's code carried over via the interwebs don't lead her on you know we want the kernel okay we want the colonel i want i wanted extra crispy oh jeez uh you move to take your seed by colonel sanders it appears he brought no books pens or pencils however his perfect upright posture shows off a seriousness that makes you confident in his desire to learn oh wow thanks for offering me the seat i've only had two rules do all you can and do it the best you can it's the only way you'll ever get that feeling of accomplishment of accomplishing something that's so inspiring wow oh man i needed to say it like this that's so inspiring for a man who once once punched a man out in the middle of a courtroom a little off topic if you ask me but okay as soon as you've settled into your seat the professor makes an announcement i think fast it's time for a pop quiz yay a quiz about me i get it to pop quiz this incredibly important and surprisingly short quiz while telling me if you're ready for a life at culinary school keep your knives sharp and your focus sharper here comes question number one if train a is traveling to point b and point b is entering b is traveling to point a how important is it to wash your hands before cooking oh how important is it to wash your hands before cooking extremely looking at you extremely yeah that's right that's right bam okay forest is to treat as chicken is to do we want to say slam dunk yeah do we want to be rebels and just say yeah we're not doing this no i think we do feather i think i think i think we play it safe stuff in in our kfc dating simulators we have to play it really seriously all right we don't want ksc thinking that we're not being serious about this i know what is the most efficient eating utensil ever created oh a comically oversized fork oh it's definitely the sport it's definitely the sport yeah that's right i disagree i think the spork is a servant of too many masters right exactly honestly i think the sport he's a jack-of-all-trades man master of none yeah i know i understand it's like you're not you're not quite good enough to be a fork yeah you can't really spear anything no but you're also not a good spoon either no so what are you the spork man i i disagree i know i disagree what is the best food for a broken what food is best for a broken heart anything as long as it's prepared with love and not too much salt disagree disagree camel meat not not the greatest it's fine it's fine it's not it's got a little bit of a sourness to it pancake that no you're thinking of camel milk which means oh camel milk yeah camel milk is very that's unfortunate very grassy and a little bit of sourness a little bit better i was also thinking of kangaroo meat which is also a little bit sour at the end we shouldn't give away how many cute animals we've eaten a pancake that looks like a silly face yeah that that's pretty awesome that is really good i mean that would that would go for it for me that would make me really happy but it's definitely this one yeah that's right oh cheese it's sprinkles a good boy he's a talking dog that teaches culinary he's the best boy i agree actually that is that is it that's right all perfect score 5 out of 5. yeah great wow well be honest did you cheat no i did not you look up to see that colonel sanders has been watching you tell your score i gotta say he's impressed i know we just met but i have to confess i think you have a beautiful brain just wait till you see my rocking my [ __ ] clothes hot diggity maddie patty you just scored some major colonel sanders points with that performance treat yourself to some fine chicken brought to you by kids may i have your attention students i have an important announcement to make time for lunch wow the cafeteria is as nice as any restaurant you've ever eaten at great gotta eat at more restaurants if this is as good i mean having a private table is nice every once in a while it's okay it makes sense that a school dedicated to cooking would also be serious about eating i'm very serious i wonder what the stewart cafeteria established 2015 is a reference to right a delicious fragrance fragrance fragrance freckle rock a delicious fragrance wafts through the room don't forget how to read now this is a dating sim delicious it's just a book that you flip through digitally wafts through the room and tickles the end of your nose your mouth waters do you smell them that must be our lunch it smells crazy good everyone can i have your attention which looks like a lot like you this is that's a random random non the non student yeah is it about lunch no i just wanted to apologize for my tardiness you see i was howdy folks i i'd like to make an announcement oh hey i was it's about lunch everyone cheers bye lunch lunch lunch she said so many oh my gosh in honor of the new semester i i don't know how to say it it's fine you're doing great i have prepared something special to share with everyone for lunch and that must be the smell i smelled that is a great pose or maybe it's colonel sanders himself he smells so good indeed that smell straight pose you hold your breath waiting to see what food this mysterious student has created you've heard that he's very talented but we're the rumors true is this colonel sanders lifts a large bucket aloft above his head its contents glimmer in the piled high are huge pieces of chicken breaded and fried to a crispy golden finish the aroma envelops you and you begin to feel warm and safe oh wow colonel sanders has filled a bucket with chicken what a novel concept your stomach begins to grumble as if to say stop thinking and start eating that's like kfc's motto means it is a kfc game for four years i've been developing a secret recipe for the perfect fried chicken oh man by my calculation nothing less than 11 herbs and spices herbs and spices herbs are required to achieve the perfect balance of flavors or it's just salt black pepper and a whole lot of msg don't give away the food theory episode that's just one of the recipes we tested yeah it is that's what the lab said kfc's secret recipe is is it true we'll find out food theory tomorrow you look around and notice that every other student has a pen and paper and is scribbling notes as fast as they can but that's all i'll say about that what you think we want your stupid secret recipe dude pish-shaw nah my dude nah oh wow i'm just uh drafting a last will and testament in case uh one of those ingredients is a poison gotham oh man they're trying to nick his recipe he looks around nervously to see if anyone else is laughing at his sick bird you wait to see what zinger ashley has prepared to follow up but she suddenly takes a different approach yeah and i oh wait what was she like okay yeah just go through the rolodex and i was just like writing in my diary dear diary today i smelled something beautiful i knew at that moment that only the hands of a true gentleman could fry chicken's so tender oh my you see her body language changed from bitter and evil to sweet and innocent as she slides closer to colonel sanders she realizes that he is destined for greatness and fame with cooking skills like this she wants him all to herself oh please well van van the the man man if you don't want any i'll take his whoa hold on i mean i guess i'll try it he takes one bite and his eyes grow wide he starts contorting his face as he tries to hold in his pure ex uh exhilaration and act unimpressed oh boy easy now there's enough for everyone please my fellow classmates dig in i got it i thought it was gonna say excitation and i'm like what citation you take one of the pieces of fried chicken out of his bucket and sink your teeth into it it is really more of just like a it's more of like a popcorn container good bucket of french it's amazing it is very good i will say from filming that food theory episode it's very good would you say tasting colonel sanders as food transports you to another dimension i still think i was in my kitchen generally alone with your taste buds gripping a drumstick in your hand you float weightlessly wow okay do we focus your mind and meditate try to identify every flavor do we savor the moment and everything that it tells you about colonel sanders's culinary heart or do you swim towards the light i think we savor the moment we want to get in with the colonel because then he'll give us his recipe and then we can kill him that's true we're trying to yeah okay yeah the way to his recipe is through his heart the way to his heart is through the stomach and the way to his stomach is through a knife what a knife that slashes oh my god and then twist this is a murder oh what this is doki doki literature club just saying the flavors in your mouth are beautiful pure heavenly what a guy alone with the flavors you feel something that can only be described as love for a man for a flavor it's not who is colonel sanders what is colonel sanders after tasting his food you try to get some one-on-one time with the colonel oh my god you approached colonel oh no we have to butcher this british accent even more colonel sanders smiles ever so softly as you approach he stops what he's doing and allows you to break the silence colonel i wondered if i could talk to you for a second anything for a fellowship what exactly was on that chicken oh he's sweating how bold to come out and ask it's an idea i had for a new combination of flavors that i that will make oh that will make me my fortune and will establish my legacy for all times as i open a chain of highly successful fried chicken restaurants no big deal that i will then regret selling my secret recipe too because they have watered it down and disgraced my original recipe a whoopsie-doopsie yeah that's what you do it's just you and me here talking i can keep a secret in fact i've got some of my own that i'd be willing to trade whoa whoa oh man patty daddy patty is always such a creep he is what's the rush the semester is only getting started we've got two more whole days to get to know each other he's clearly not going to give it up easily but it doesn't hurt to be persistent oh you know what they say about secrets colonel shouldn't learning be fun you've got moxie i'll give you that colonel sanders looks both ways to make sure you're truly alone and then leans in you can feel his warm breath as he whispers oh weird it's got chicken on it just one ingredient but you can't tell i use beef it's something my great grandmother taught me salt it's salt it's salt isn't it yeah salt wow you'd never have guessed that in fact you're not even sure where you get some if you searched how many lettuce it's salt so the one thing that kfc has been very upfront about when it comes to the secret recipe they are willing to give away that it has salt in it which is not surprising but also like because like the the romance story that we cover on film theory uh on saturday also like it's it has a secret ingredient card like it has the uh the secret recipe printed out and a lot of its jokes but the one ingredient that's actually listed is salt salt wow you never would have guessed that i wonder if you took a screenshot of this and adjusted the brightness if it would actually reveal oh do that for me would you that'd be great thanks well you're wrapped up in that huge revelation you notice that colonel sanders has disappeared well everyone else is still in the cafeteria you decide to look for him you find colonel sanders outside standing in the quad oh is he listless and lonely oh it's you again howdy i'm just really stalking him at this point right it's kind of gross sometimes i like to come outside and look at school buildings i think about how my story will continue after i've graduated sounds like you have big plans i dare say the biggest i will leave my mark on this world you can bet on that alone together for the first time you figured now is the perfect moment to show your personality to him oh negative oh nagged him to show your strength oh man he's a p.o.a mom with a big idea to add an additional ingredient to really spice things up but thoughtful well you can't improve on perfection yeah i just wanted to tell you that i really enjoyed your food now you've got his attention hey you fed his massive understated ego the flavors were complex but comforting the interplay between salty savory and peppery salt pepper msg it was perfect i appreciate i i appreciate the compliment oh good one matty patty i'm sure you'll be a big success oh stop touching me you're like not and i felt your hand like over on like my opposite shoulder and it was just like oh they're weirdos shoulders up on the other side god i know you'll be a big deal once oh you're massaging that one gross i know we've only met today but i'm starting to get the same feeling about you we should head back inside the next lesson starts soon you step inside the massive cooking arena where the afternoon lesson will take place each student gets an oven and all the tools and ingredients they can need yes look at this place it's magnificent finally we get to show our stuff wait a second oh no we have to show our stuff what if i totally blow it oh poor mario you're not crying again you're not gonna blow anything except maybe kisses to the crowd of fans you're gonna earn with your signature adorable tiny food creation glad it went in that direction keep going get your mind out of the gutter let's keep it rolling welcome students to the cooking arena for today's lesson we'll be cooking with partners hurry up and pair off uh-oh naturally miriam looks over at you but unable to control yourself you pounce on colonel sanders oh miriam that's kind of sad i feel bad from here i do too oh look at how sad she is i knew i should pick miriam hey colonel would you like to tackle this lesson as a team team of two that is me and you if that wasn't clear want to be my partner what a stalker sure sure matty patty i'll prepare our station call for miriam without you as a partner miriam is left standing all alone two different students quickly take notice hello new partner uh oh my two potential partners i'm so sorry gentlemen but i don't know who to choose it looks like you'll have to pick for her friend duties can be a little awkward but that's the price you pay for not being alone forever who do you wanna who do you want to ask to be miriam's partner what happened to other random students let's do clank yeah i like clang yeah clank's cute wait a minute she thought that pop was cute shoot we should have partnered with pogba oh no oh no we totally screwed it up can i go back one now i can't shoot oh i totally remembered that she said pop was cute sorry pop doom turn to unhappiness i know we have we have not only abandoned her in our pursuit of a tall wanky forearmed harland sanders but also we've doomed our best friend to a life um days of cooking with not someone favorable sorry papa i think miriam will be partnering with clank today it's okay i already ate not entirely clear if pop has any idea what the point of school even is at this juncture clank is clearly excited to have some attention he heats up and begins to roll back and forth oh boy warp larp orp maybe we could have chosen better hold on there fella we don't even know the assignment yet technically clank might not have a face but there is something charming and earnest about him that's good at least tissue oh i hardly know you clank jutters and a panel shakes loose get the impression that this is a sign of affection oh wow looks like you two are gonna be just fine now it's time to focus on your own cooking class work man i love how this teaches people that they should really not have any regard for anyone else's feelings because it doesn't matter as long as you get it'll work out right as long as you get to hang out with you know the tall sexy slightly racist restaurateur you're good all right you two for today's lesson we're going to keep it simple pick a basic dish and divide up the steps no chef is an island it takes two flints to make a fire you get the idea okay i gotta take one flint and also a little bit it actually takes flint kindling and oxygen some like uh some steel or something to actually start the fire and help spark it the two flints i feel like is kind of redundant which just do you suggest to your partner colonel sanders steak tartare seems easy enough it's fancy and you don't even need to cook it using octopus will blow colonel sanders's mind your grandmother's mashed potatoes and gravy yeah that's it that's the one oh look at that love oozing out of colonel there's like a gooey bit of gravy i was gonna say that's that's just the oil from the chicken just coming out of his pores i've always been something of a down-home chef i was thinking we could make something warm inviting comforting maybe mashed potatoes and gravy i couldn't imagine one without the other oh my colonel sanders casts a koi look at you koi look causing your whole face to go beat red embarrassed you quickly turn away i am also embarrassed i'm getting like secondhand embarrassment a little bit i'll go get the potatoes no please let me picking perfect produce is a passion of mine looks like things are getting pretty fresh around here does someone have a crush on colonel sanders we're just cooking partners mind your own business sanders heart is my business and you better keep your fingers off my man did someone call for me put your lats away van ban they are the [ __ ] they are while i'm over here crushing naughty paddy's dreams you're supposed to be taking care of our classwork that was the deal remember colonel sanders returns arms full of peeled potatoes he tosses them into boiling water and turns his attention to you and your friends oh howdy there ashley are we working on a quartet instead of a it now actually no it looked like maddie patty was struggling so he offered to give them a hand you know how it is these young amateur chefs need a lot of mentoring i was going to say colonel sanders maybe i could also teach you a thing or two about fancy food maybe one day you might be able to get up to my level doubt it don't be rude then personally i have no doubts whatsoever about the kernels about colonel sanders ability to concoct creations worthy of admiration after all your fried chicken is quite spectacular oh god she's still going this rocking music in the background is also just i can't believe i'm just i'm like hyperventilating a little bit with her i'm getting a little bit like woozy i understand it's hard to be sexy it doesn't come naturally your golden bear grandma sweater would beg to differ but colonel if you ask me i might make a better partner for you than this thing that's positioned itself at your station don't try and hug me to get out of this just let me put my arm around oh my god get your hand off my golden bear sweater get your hand off my golden bear this this came from harajuku this is closer to and this is closer to dating sim than you'll ever be don't you feel deep down that we cast complimentary shadows we fit together like a thigh and a drumstick it just makes sense it doesn't it doesn't make sense nothing about this makes any sense but one thing is clear she's coming for colonel if you don't watch out ash is really going at you hard you need to ask for some backup here before things get ugly turn to colonel sanders hunk of hunks in your time with me oh boy turn to miriam you're forever bestie who always has your back i don't know the answer here i don't know the answer here love is such a conundrum i think we turn to miriam it seems like it right turn to colonel sanders hunk of punks i think it's got to be or will you take pleasure in defending i think that's it i think we have to ask for our man to wrestle i think our man needs to rescue us i think right i don't i don't like anybody who means no man i know i don't either but not even not even you as a man who needs no man i don't know he might appreciate us as someone who like defends ourselves right i don't know what is right or colonel i think colonel i think colonel colonel let's go colonel i'm here to learn and to express myself via my cuisine not bicker with prima donna that seems like the right answer partners were chosen at the beginning of class so let's all respect the format okay that was a good one yeah okay you turned to colonel sanders to confirm that you're on the same page he's having doubts i choose colonel sanders and colonel sanders shows me i chose colonel sanders isn't that right a businessman respect oh oh it's all me okay okay a businessman respects all fair agreements from contract to handshakes i look on matty patty as my partner for this activity and i stand by it based on your team's behavior i'd say you're the perfect you're perfect for each other neither of you has maddie patty's natural talent or their loyalty oh man being defended by colonel sanders leaves you weak in the knees yeah definitely also feeling proud and full of potential whatever but mostly hot under the collar you look for sprinkles in hopes that he might step in but he's nowhere to be found darn those cute corgis in their short but sturdy stature you look down at your station realize that in the tension of the moment your hands have been cooking on autopilot what distracted by the drama you're you've already crushed the boiled potatoes into a perfectly creamy mashed texture with plenty of butter and cream for flavor it's as if your natural passion guided you through the steps you know so well while your attention was elsewhere i know just what to do colonel sanders extends his hand he's holding a beautiful white porcelain gravy boat out of which pours a smooth brown gravy smothering your nearly finished potatoes why is this making me not want to eat potatoes gravy flows down the mounds of your mashed potatoes the results look spectacular granny would be very proud granny would be a little concerned colonel sanders holds out a spork to you you reach out and grab hold of it but he doesn't immediately let go the two of you stand holding the same spork and for that small moment all the madness and pressure in this crazy world stops here this will be our spork okay he's your joy con your eyes lock the moment is electric time stands still oh no will you eat these mashed potatoes with me if you love something set it free no together you dig the utensil into the mashed potatoes and lift a heaping spork full up when you see with a sinister look you know she's plotting against you to be with colonel sanchez she's gonna salt vomit and then filled with rage and without thinking you fling the spark full of mashed potatoes right into a slick stupid beautiful face oh fan man do something do something scooping up a finger full van van tastes the dripping mashed potatoes in gravy and realizes that it's delicious horrified with this revelation he slinks away will he ever be able to cook something with so much love and so much integrity so much integrity hold it right there ready patty we do not waste food in the brewmai cooking arena colonel sanders i expect better from you if you throw one more spoonful you better be prepared to eat it from wherever it lands can i has potato's face van man rushes back over a covered dish in his hand mashed potatoes with gravy pathetic in a few minutes i've prepared a full meal gaze upon my specialty braised tentacle box to push my silky soft walder saltwater sauce played it on a battle axe blade forged by my supreme chef ancestors that's amazing actually that sounds fantastic you've ignored me for too long that ends now it is i who will have first bite and you will all look um with envy the interrupting student rushes at van van and swipes a bite of his signature dish right off the plate no don't something about this dish doesn't strike my nose quite right i think the octopus was rushed and may have turned in the process the results could be toxic that's not like too late it has been eaten you can you can eat octopus raw i uh think i left something in the oven i don't feel so good oh my gosh please tell me he keels over it killed him yes that would be amazing everyone step back don't take another bite when you look back at the plate the rest of it is gone you notice the tip of the tentacle being slurped up in pop's mouth oh pop wince is in pain for just a moment and is almost immediately back to his oblivious self oh see huh tastes like poison oh boy the entire class has gathered to watch pop's final moments shock has frozen the whole crowd they are as motionless as statues the class bell rings disrupting the moment and snapping everyone back to reality cool it would appear that pop's enthusiasm for trying new things despite obvious danger has inoculated him with against poisons of all kinds i'd like to think that i'm in the same boat inoculated against poisons i've tried a lot of stuff i like to think i'm inoculated against poison we're not we're not but i like to think i'm not sure the professors here make enough money um hello i just turned into a ghost over here oh my seeing that you're shaken up by that really annoying student and all of his nonsense colonel sanders approaches you i'm sorry you had to go through that please let me walk you home what like for real oh come on you follow colonel sanders out of the room at night the school building has taken on another vibe entirely it's dark and more than a little spooky colonel stander sand standers colonel sanders stands in the quads neon glow and speaks softly oh man those mashed potatoes you made in potatoes potatoes potatoes let's call the whole thing off you made him cry in class today before you go on i want you to know they're not a great representation of my skills i didn't even realize i was making them they were amazing tasting them it reminded me why i became so passionate about food to begin with colonel sanders is getting choked up cooking is obviously important to him in a way that you find inspiring now might be the perfect time to tell him you're developing feelings for him colonel sanders yes maggie patty there's something i need to tell you hold it right there there's something i need to tell you first oh boy oh geez you see when i was just a boy i had a dream that one day i would be the greatest chef and the greatest chef in the world that in the world has ever seen he's crying by the way he's weeping hard every day since then i've been working towards that dream day and night never stopping never resting also lifting a lot of weights like so many weights my lats are incredible we should follow our dreams with all our hearts that our soul may grant them like wishes floating on a shooting star hey no uh you shut up i'm the one here to say inspirational stuff and be the star of the story are are we forgetting that your cooking literally killed a guy you can't prove that i saw you kill that guy what was his name somewhere in the distance you hear a long sad song forget him we're talking about me me me me me me i'm the hero wow oh this pork monster is here to fight a hero i'm sorry is this a boss battle i uh i think i left the fridge door open later nerds i'm sorry what how dare you threatened me just as i was letting my guard down and connecting with another chef on an emotional level be afraid be very afraid of me because i'm a monster see is he rhyming on purpose or is that just a coincidence but before you can discuss syntax any further it's a turn-based fight secret sequence i'm sorry what will you do what attack or defend attack yeah definitely you decide to go on the attack fair which tackle you use cook with love cook with love definitely cook with love does one damage oh if that's it that's just god that's kind of a sucky attack that attack really upsets spork monsters fork monster goes up the attack they spit hot gravy at me oh no i'll take one damage oh jeez attack attack yeah you decide to go on the attack it worked last time right yeah love does one damage spark monster won't forget this spark monster is really feeling threatened by your attack sport monster focuses their mashed mind and draws an energy from mother earth itself it doesn't sound good they grow larger and more intimidating how will you respond i think we defend you decide to defend which defense will you use no oh no you hold your head between your hands and mutter this is not half of that that doesn't seem like a good defense fork monster is no quitter buffed up and ready to rumble they go under the attack spark monster uses utility tensile you take two damage if you take much more damage you're not going to survive the battle shoot attack attack attack love this one damage spork monster is oozing cheese sauce onto the lawn of the quads i wonder who's gonna have to clean that up feeling vulnerable sport monster prepares for its ultimate attack rounded edge vile villain your reign of terror stops here colonel sanders summons the energy of 1 000 chickens oh what whoa oh yeah oh man i can't wait pie power pinch oh he punches pot pie power page does tend to oh that's great spork monster is defeated wow he's so op you saved me an injured sport monster spews steam into the night spare the wretched beast yes you managed to tamp down your disgust at the sight of this gnarly beast long enough to realize that he is still a living creature with a pure soul who deserves your pity not your wrath oh boy be gone beast don't you dare come back for a follow-up encounter tomorrow i won't forget this and i certainly won't be back like you said the spark monster scuttles off into the night the defeated monster left behind a special item yes it appears at first to be a cookbook but upon closer inspection it is so much more it's a book of magic spells with a golden chicken on the cover you open the cover and find a library card tucked inside the last name to have signed it is borko borko that name sounds strangely familiar does it your blood is pumping as you stand in the quiet of the night holding the mysterious book in your hands as you come down from your battle buzz you realize that your final attack has left you completely depleted the world around you begins to fade away without any energy to keep your eyes open darkness overtakes you the image of colonel sanders flashes before your eyes as you fall asleep wait what he must have helped you home in your tired state you don't know if you could have made it home without him what what a guy you want to thank him but you don't have the strength to utter a single word you feel your cover is being pulled up over you as you're tucked in tightly good night my colonel oh no in your dream you're together with colonel sanders for some reason sprinkles is also there instructing your love dreams are weird that's got to be the place to end that's the place to end it wow can we save how do we say wow that was amazing resume load settings here just through the title screen okay there you go wow top three games we've ever played in last year oh absolutely the hands down oh it's like so good iconic that was great well done well done kfc seriously that was so much fun that was so much fun as like a gag game to play with your friends maybe even more than a gag game right i'm just gonna say i have a feeling i have a feeling the comments are gonna tell us down below that they want us to continue playing this game through i know well we have to see where our relationship i'm really curious what happens i know and will our love with colonel sanders blossom will he manage to get his british accent together will he we don't even know will he allow us to buy shares in his corporation probably not will he reveal unto us his secret recipe right also probably not man will we be able to give him a kiss maybe i don't know i who knows i i have no idea the thing is that mustache just kills it you can't kiss somebody with a mustache it's a really cute mustache stuff he looks really really cute mustaches are not soft so anyway let us know uh what you think should we keep playing this i think this is really fun i'm curious where it's going right me too i started playing this ironically and now i'm still playing it ironically but i'm more enthusiastic about playing ironically my irony is extremely enthusiastic oh absolutely it's the most enthusiastic out there uh so this and thus begins the start of the the kfc collaboration if you liked this you're gonna love all of tomorrow's episodes so make sure you watch them right away they are coming out all at the same time you'll be able to literally watch them back to back to back it'll be a glorious 45 minutes of theories and fried chicken it'll be great i like you know i aspire to create greatness as good as this i know right what are we doing creating youtube videos we could be we could be doing this honestly so anyway thank you guys so much for watching we hope you enjoyed that finger looking good content prepare for more starting tomorrow and remember that wasn't a stream but it was a video a video for you thanks so much for watching [Music] [Applause] you

Channel: GTLive

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Id: P0Th0vhYY0E

Length: 74min 22sec (4462 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 22 2021

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[u/Apex-the-woz]

when are they going to try the kfconsole