Keith Gets Club Drunk (At Home) - The TryPod Ep. 49

ramble ladies and gentlemen across the globe it's your favorite 4+1 podcast that's right it's the tripod starring America's darling net for hello Internet cutie pie Zach Kornfeld hey all you cool cats and kittens out there the scientists Eugene Liang hola and of course our very own beautiful miles and I'm Keith to round out the bunch it is we're still in quarantine we are still doing our podcast from home but we're trying to maintain good spirits and finding ways to keep ourselves entertained so let's check in how's everybody doing I feel like I'm I feel like I'm like hitting my stride you know I'm keeping the negative feelings at bay once I passed the 14 day mark and you know knew that any minor like oh if I just like like sneeze oh it's probably it was dust rather than you have the virus but you know it's still scary it's still scary but I've been making the most of it I went and got batch cocktails my brother-in-law's a bartender at mr. oh so we got batch cocktails from their bar and then like had ourselves a cocktail night that was pretty fun we've been facetiming our friends for happy hours phone calls are back baby yeah culture it's it's Xenon we're living in xenon times finally where the primary version of communication is through a little screen with your friends yeah you can just FaceTime somebody drop in that's not weird like normally if you like why are you facetiming me we haven't talked for months I don't care for the circumstances but I've definitely had reunions with friends that I haven't spoken to in years all my college friends like we have a group of nine of us who were very close-knit and I'm not gonna lie we really just don't all together talk that much anymore and spontaneously as you said that last night we did you know the nine of us and a little Brady Bunch quad looking all around at each other and we just for like an hour and a half we didn't do anything we just hung out and it wasn't comforting and nice to have each other y'all should do a monthly newsletter me and my college buds we've been doing it for ten years Wow we ride a little little blurb about how we're doing and we rotate who gets to compile it and like write any notes you know we've announced babies we've announced big moments in their lives moves career changes it's like we have over a hundred you know what's 10 times 12 right 120 we have over 120 editions of this newsletter that's been published how many people wait so how many people are tuned in to the newsletter six six that is good that's you got to expand your readership man you're putting all that work into it and no growth you're stagnant we got it well this is the Daily Planet maybe Center it quits man read all about it years you know you expect the first year you're gonna see some losses but ten years we gotta see something yield adapt out of this how many sponsors on it yeah it's papered with ads right just like free oh yeah just the same ad for like the college fried chicken joint yeah remember this place yeah get a breaded parmesan sandwich ya know it's a nice way to keep in touch and sometimes it's almost like like journaling do you guys have a journal hey you guys ever done journaling nah I did when I was a boy I think the closest when I was a boy when I was a baby boy I did at the closest I got this was revealed in the try guys staff get-to-know-you thing well no I don't think it was but I write a letter to Santa every year for my remember that yeah I don't think it made the cut no but I yes over you that's like the closer I get to be on exclusive yeah yeah it's directed patriotic when I was a boy when I was a child I had I would buy these when I was young I would buy these beautiful notebooks but I would stress out so much about the first page because as someone who has always been a narcissist I was convinced that years down the line my childhood journals would be published I was like in kindergarten and first grade I just like I had that in my mind I'm like well it has to be perfect the first draft because I'm writing this in pen and and so I would just obsess and freak out over what to write and I really only ever wrote maybe two pages and then I put the notebook away for years and then I would get another one like I should do this and then the same thing would happen again and again so no I did not it's like a reasonable fear for a kindergartner though you know yeah just like the permanence of permanence of pen on paper the other life has always terrified me that's like the thing I want tattoos but where did they go and they last forever mean that's the whole thing I'm a tattoo but just the idea of permanence has really freaked me out forever so as a kindergarteners act did you always know that you'd be internet famous if I if this was the thing back then I'm sure I don't know I think I ocellated between a ton of different get famous quick dream so I wanted to be a rock star I wanted to be an astronaut I wanted to be movie star would take years of hard work the first couple astronauts well that's why I gave that dream up I wish I I think they should be I think we should be like they should be going to red carpets they should be invited to many galas be like Oh also one of the [ __ ] people who've been to space is here how was that you know that's an interview I would like on the red car it's really only the first of any level and then that's it even Buzz Aldrin is like it's like yeah but he's like the other guy it's like Buzz Aldrin was there he's amazing isn't he more famous for like punching a dude in the face oh yeah that's a good clip yeah he punched a guy in the face who is a moon landing denier he's like you that's great it's like a pretty old man yes that's great you like risk your life on this amazing journey and someone's like now who's in a Hollywood studio yeah yeah I punched that guy well buzz was just upset because he's like are you saying I'm not a good actor Fisk you Eugene how you doing this week you look good your gradient color hoodie again oh thanks my dog ate my other ear earphones classic excuse elastic excuse yeah I've been good uh I've been working a lot yeah I've been like getting like three hours of sleep at night so my gosh shitty yeah that's been bad oh but um it's good I feel productive but I also feel like doing that and you know balancing our work is making me a little crazy because it's all kind of in a weird surreal vacuum yeah otherwise still staring into the existential abyss enjoying that but uh it's good yeah I'm sleepy a lot now I'm sure you've found this challenge as we all have of how to be productive in a time that is cripplingly overwhelming emotionally draining you know you name it and I don't know that I've found the right balance yet I found it helpful to fuel that energy towards something like you have to I think like mentally reach an alit or redirect it because I think a lot of this ingestion of news and media is being turned inward you know and I think that if you can like expel it outward in a in a productive way that's certainly very difficult but I've also found it helpful to do it at night which is weird because I don't know I've heard from a lot people that they've actually had better sleep and eating schedules you know because you're just at home all the time so I was like [ __ ] that I'm gonna be productive I'm gonna get up at midnight and work and it's worked actually yeah you're nocturnal think any wood yeah bro you said you just got three hours of sleep at night that's that I don't care how productive you are that's not healthy now but it's a perfect time to sort of shut off like everything I feel like people are wanting to FaceTime and they're wanting to family time and Bry sleep hygiene what you're doing bra Rob frost PI cheats important did you know it's the way that your mind forms memories well okay here's a here's a better so that people shouldn't shouldn't work at midnight but I woke up today at 7 a.m. to work yeah sounds good that's it gave me like oh here's a schedule I'm gonna do this but it certainly was very difficult the first couple of weeks but I think I found my groove yeah I think finding whatever schedule works for you is the it's probably the only way you can create any sort of like home home life distinction right because this especially being like I create a person there's so much that we do that it's like oh I could kind of do this it it's it's like this is I could do this outside of work hours you know it's tempting to just it's something you're passionate about oh I want to do this all the time but that makes the whole day bleed together and then every waking hour seems like an hour where you could be working so like having time so it's like this is my work time and then this is my life time and creating a distinction I think is and then this is my lifetime lifetime where I watch lifetime movies oh yeah your lifetime lifetime that's sacred that's that's worth waking up at midnight for do you guys have one thing every day that you look forward to cuz I feel like that's helping me get through the corn tree and I'm like when I wake up tomorrow I'm gonna be able to have some coffee I'm gonna be able to play Animal Crossing for an hour while my girlfriend still asleep and before I have to like get any work done so I'm to the time the time you look forward to miles is the time where your girlfriend is not awake yet also all the wonderful time with her but I'm like that I know is gonna happen everyday I'm gonna have a look good guys yeah I don't have that Keith you do I have on all my little to-do list every day I put in one line that says take a puzzle break on my puzzle I've been working on this mm piece puzzle for about a week and a half it is so hard it's Star Wars which is great but it's very difficult and now I'm in the place where it's like I just to fill out this space which is obviously super daunting and you can't this is star so instead of looking for like colors on the pieces you're literally looking for the shape of the missing piece and then trying to find that shape yeah but it's like I think what that means for me is like little victories you know I had a little victory today I woke up at 7 a.m. because yesterday I called six grocery stores and nobody had toilet paper but Albertsons said they would have some this morning so I woke up I let the first hour you know they'd say the first hours for senior citizens all the people who need to shop so I let them have seven to eight but eight oh one I was there and I bought toilet paper I did it I feel like a winner I thought powder which was out everywhere else as well so it was a big I'm ready I feel good today I'm up I feel productive I gave notes on it edit I am crushing this week like change it's coming through we're back baby you know can we talk about toilet paper for one quick moment toilet break I we texted about this and I'm curious you guys still have in the weirdest poops in quarantine because I'm eating healthy I'm eating great but my body is like what's going on and I think I don't know if it's the stress or what but it's ringing me out you know in a way that I have not been run before well I for me I'm eating food that I don't normally eat in some ways it's like in some ways it's like eating more frozen food because I have to buy my groceries one to two weeks at a time but also I got all the cool H Mart stuff and I think my my stomach's is not ready for some of these like new Asian soups but most of it's been mochi sometimes there's a little crazy and then sometimes I'm like why it's a great super meat it's not crazy for Becky cuz we're eating the same food now I'm talking about food we're in the same boot and she's fine and I I you know things are some some things are crazy for me hmm yeah my poops have been crazy but also so I'm officially attempting to get a six pack in six weeks I'm working on a video it's be six back in six weeks and I did my interview with my trainer on Friday and here's what he said let me break it down it was heartening because I thought I was gonna have to cut out alcohol completely like cut out all like sugar and everything he had a much more like everything in moderation approach but still he was saying instead of two glasses of wine a night which has been our quarantine routine he's like maybe one glass every other night ie that that's healthy but gonna be rough on my social life yeah or lack thereof but then also he was like instead of like two eggs and two pieces of bread every morning maybe one egg and a half piece of bread and I was like whoa that doesn't seem like enough food for me yikes and then he was saying like Oh like instead of like pasta for lunch and dinner maybe a little bit of pasta and then a salad or like a fish and then I made a fish salad but then I also put blue cheese on it and he said cheese has lots of fat in it and I was like bro I'm feeling so many feelings right now that it's you said everything in moderation but now it's also no bleu cheese and it's I'm I'm having an adjustment period and what did your trainer say about how much you should poop he said keep pooping like normal but okay so far I have it notice for any chome I don't hold it ain't cool I didn't like that out in the world I just need to know that the four of us I'm not counting you out miles but you weren't on our group that I just need to know that we're normal I just need to know that this is something we're all going through so drop me in line let me know if your if your movements have been weird I want to be the ringleader for a second and bring all three of those conversations together yeah Ned wanted me to do the ABS thing with him which I said no because I need to keep drinking alcohol the reason why my poops are weird is because I realized that half of my diet is coffee and wine and then the one thing I look forward to every day keith is yes no is the time is the time it's become like the only marker of time for me is the moment when I switch from coffee to wine and it's weird because you those two things typically don't meet when you go work in an office yeah you have coffee in the morning and then you have water then you go home and maybe have one and now you're just at home you know I've determined I think everyone else might have this it's exactly sometime between 3 to 6 p.m. the wine comes out and you're just like oh mine huh mine started around 6:00 and has been closed a creeping closer to 3:00 p.m. what is it oh I'm still working and I'm drinking my coffee so that's why my poops are weird because I'm not I'm still not I don't a [ __ ] really eat breakfast and lunch which I realize has carried over even now so I'm only having one big dinner and then only coffee and wine no that's truly the grand unifying theory of podcast conversation she's just a circle I've been trying to keep the wine time at 5 but I think it's crept towards 3x sometimes again and I for the last two Saturdays because we're home we have fully gotten what I like to call club drunk like as if we were out partying with like a hundred friends but we're like going to bed were like whoa I didn't realize we drank so much unless this last one we were playing Jack Boggs games with Zach and a week before that it was just Becky and I like and we FaceTime like three people but in that course we just had like we just were drinking cocktails we had a digital game night that started at like 8:00 I think and Keith after Keith I didn't notice that you were sloshed but after about maybe three games you were like we gotta go we've been drinking for about five hours okay bye everybody my head we started that's funny yeah as AK invited me I was very excited for game night and then I altum Utley decided not to do it because we had our club night on Friday so we were a little rough that Saturday but also is it weird to say that I was feeling kind of low energy and antisocial up in this time where you're constantly struggling with loneliness and and being antisocial all the time we put the baby to bed we're kind of tired we're like I don't really feel like trying to come up with witty jackbox game things right now let's just watch TV and go to bed early oh we almost backed out it's like no we should do this this is we can watch TV literally always the one social event of the season yeah I'm actually finding a weird thing from from this quarantine is that I am I feel like I'm busier than ever and what I mean by that is that I don't hang out with people much during the week Monday through Friday I don't I honestly I probably only go out maybe two nights a month as is and then Maggie and I will have like a nice Saturday or Sunday during the day activity enjoy the sunshine come back home spend most of my weekdays working but now everybody wants to just FaceTime everybody wants to hang out this yesterday alone I had three different my high school friends my college friends and my family all wanted to do a FaceTime game sesh hangout which takes about you know two hours I also have this pottery wheel so I'm like like my I'm like trying I'm trying to carve out time for that trying to carve out Matty and you know we're working a ton we're doing two podcast week we're filming three videos we're releasing three videos a week which means we're filming out these vlogs so I'm like I don't know I'm finding that my social calendar while distanced is getting filled up in a way that I am not used to and it's kind of starting to get a little overwhelming I need to start saying no to all these FaceTime calls there's that my okay I don't I don't know if this is we picked up I just need to check that the recycling guy is right outside my window and he is crushing these crushing cans out there it is super loud for me but I don't know what you picked up but if it looks like I'm really distract is because the recycler manages Braun my big old garbage cans that's get so excited for trash day yeah oh my god I know I was gonna say the same thing Zach I feel like I don't talk to anybody but I'm like constantly facetiming I do feel that social exhaustion at the end of the day cuz like I'm also talking to my parents I'm reaching out to relatives yeah are you guys on house party just redownload it I was on it like three years ago and me and my friends were like this is awesome then we're like this this is not worth keeping on our phone yeah go to redownload it isn't out some waves it's good for a quarantine for sure and like I mean really like I've also like talking to friends I haven't had except playing online video games with them and like getting chats going I'm playing D&D I'm playing like three different D&D yeah dude it's really it's really fun we're playing three different D&D campaigns because like three different groups of friends or like hey we're gonna like pick up this campaign where we left off to four months ago but you guys think the generation that's growing up with this is gonna call themselves the quarantines Wow some that's been a boy band I better get on that now Zach but yeah I think for sure the coronavirus will just innately shape this generation the way that the 2008 financial crisis did for us the way that September 11th did to a lesser extent us but probably more so people that were a little older looking forward to every single pilot in short film being about the quarantine and about a year yeah going back a little bit Eugene you were talking about you know finding ways to channel all of these negative feelings somehow into a positive and I don't know that I've found the perfect balance yet I think I'm probably still ingesting too much news and podcasts and all that but the one thing that I have found that's been a fun goofy positive is doing movie livestreams on my Instagram so first one of our our first week of quarantine coincided with the release of cats and so for me and about four to five thousand people I watched the we live on my Instagram and brought different guests in to talk to me about it and it was like I don't know I think it's just a really nice thing that allowed me to to for two hours to just check my brain out of the the modern health scape of life and dive into the modern health scape that is cats I think it's really important and I keep trying to remind myself how important it is to to smile to have an escape and then to provide that for other people when possible so I'm gonna be doing movies weekly on my Instagram i'm gonna be doing josie and the pussycats this week that's hearty oh you guys had anything like that that that has made you happy and that you found I mean I guess our videos of that yeah I've really been enjoying doing the vlogs I mean a lot of what I do to kind of take my mind off things is to do something fun with my family and being able to film that and kind of put that sort of lifestyle content in our videos it's been really neat like like this on Sunday we we our garden has been pretty much like bare because it's been winter and totally restarted it got some new plants from a local garden store like gardeners are still are still open so that's like a cool thing and we like planted a whole bunch of herbs whole bunch of peppers some tomatoes and taught Wes some stuff about plants and had a garden and he of course had way too fun just spraying the hose everywhere but that's sort of like simple like mechanical working with your hands to do something like we've done play-doh you know other stuff where it's just like it's it's it's not you can kind of disconnect yourself from your like heavy like stress anxiety space into something that's just like just simple I think your puzzle is probably very similar Keith's right it's like something like mechanical it's tactile it's it maybe doesn't necessarily have like like an element of productivity to it although at the end I did have a garden and at the end you will have a finished puzzle but you know it's like we'll have something that I will tear apart and put back into the box yeah I mean yeah I like having the puzzle I like having things and I think today or this weekend I was thinking like what can I do what can you know I taught Becky to juggle you'll see that in next week's vlog hopefully and we're like doing things and then I thought like I what how can I give myself projects that I'm legitimately excited about so this week I'm gonna try to build a miniature golf course which is something I used to do as a child oh joy so I'm gonna try to build one in my house I've got like giant Jenga so I've got a bunch of you know wooden blocks I can create barriers with I've got some benches some chairs how I can do it and then I think I want to do like a broadcast like it's the US Open versus Becky and we're the top two golfers in the world and you kind of brush past this but you built miniature golf courses as a kid like full-on right yeah I mean uh not every Hall had astroturf right like some of them did I couldn't afford it for all of them but one hole was entirely made from moss that I scraped off of rocks from the stream that was like four blocks from my house so I would like go collect a bunch of moss and then just walk it back and put it down and I go back and collect more moss and it took like weeks to build this one but I was very proud of it because it was all Moss is that for a birthday party that you threw yes sir it was like twelfth birthday party and I made a home nine whole miniature golf course in my backyard through my woods and then the day of my party it rained cancel the party but for the rest of ya it was say I had gone to Play It Again Sports I'd picked up like five putters I picked up like five balls I'd spray-painted the balls different colors so that we've got likes I was trying to create the experience right and that rain and we couldn't do it but you know after that anytime anyone came over it was like we had a miniature golf course it was just like what fun you could have is like you know preteen teenage boys just playing miniature golf for free it's fun we've lost the ability to be that loved of board as a site society where you go like I'm gonna spend six weeks building a mini golf course in my backyard that's [ __ ] that like I don't know I love that stuff in childhood those are the best memories that you could never fathom doing today I was like your summer project yeah no you know everybody had like a summer project was like some people would like make maybe they'd make a clubhouse in the woods or like something like that mine was a miniature golf course I didn't want to actually turn this conversation into have any of you guys you know before this time been quarantined been isolated been trapped in a space by choice or otherwise and what did you do at that time in your life because we were probably a lot younger and different you know relationships and stuff like that I know I have some stories but yeah why don't you kick it off Keith okay good yeah so we'll dive back into the quarantines and isolations of yesteryear and see if we can learn to pick out any nuggets of wisdom from it so the what it so this was not a quarantine but it felt very similar because it was my senior year of college and myself and my friend who was a sophomore named Nick class what we called him claw Co we decided we would not go anywhere for Spring Break we were gonna save our money and the two of us stayed in our apartment for that whole week and like everyone else had gone we thought people would stay and hang out know everybody left town it was felt like it was just us in the whole town so we built a colossal pillow fort in our living room this is a great idea obviously super dope to have a pillow fort and then we thought we'll need food instead of buying groceries why don't we just buy one of those meter long and diameter pizzas and we bought a giant pizza and got delivered and then we cut it into chunks and put it in bags in the fridge so we only had pizza and we only had beer everything you did in LA in college was just what's the dumbest goofy it what's the joke I can do I need to eat what's the best joke of haddock yes yeah well it was also very economical we were like well this'll glasses the whole week and it's delicious it's been that so but the the best part of the story is that we were like day-drinking hanging out having a good time maybe we were smoking a little weed I don't know it wasn't legal yet but we were in the fort and I think colosseo had just a little too much to drink and he started to feel nauseous but of course we were inside of a pillow for it it's hard to move around in a pillow for it but he was next to the window of our apartment so he instead opened the second-story window his head out the window pillow court which luckily it was spring break there was nobody there to see it and then like when everybody like came back the next week they're like what's that big stain on the wall we're like Don oh man couldn't tell you we tried like pouring bowls of water drip down the side of the wall oh no it was disgusting and this happened on like day two oh you know so of course he didn't want to eat pizza anymore because he had thrown it up so I had to eat the rest of the pizza all week and it was you know it didn't feel like quarantine it felt like quarantine it wasn't quarantine but we sort of quarantined ourselves and decided we would live in this for at that whole week and we kept the for it up the whole week it was fun we obviously tore it down made some additions he did a lot of contracting we you know created a better porch at some point it was really fun but what what sort of structural like solutions did you come up with I'm very interested in some of the engineering aspects of the pill Fork because I tried to make a big big pillow for it and like just last week and it was actually pretty tough yeah well you need a big tall you need something to give you height in the center right right you need a like circus tent like giant center pole type of moment so we attached sheets to a AC vent on the ceiling they like sort of works but it I felt like it was not good for the AC vent and definitely they came down a couple times so did you have like a giant broom or I would like a tetherball all that just happened to be at your house you aren't gonna believe what we had in our apartment you know in the lego movie when the guy invents the double-decker couch yeah shut up yeah he literally had that no 10 years ago in college what we had built a double-decker couch we had taken someone's old bed loft and we put it over a couch we put another couch on top of it it was and when our friends like worked in the scene shop they were like tech theater people so they knew how to build stuff so like they built this we had this giant thing the whole time so because of that we already had a thing that was about five feet tall that you could put a giant sheet under and create an awning but because of this I forgot the fort you could go upstairs on the roof of the second floor of the fort by just going through your pillow floor it had a balcony that's yeah which was great because then when he went up there you could see the whole like top roof from inside and we'd put like lights in there but that was that was the truth is we had a big double-decker couch and the rule was always that you weren't supposed to go up there if you were drunk but you know is college you know everybody was up there I think all these someone fell off once I would be so concerned to sit underneath it oh it was so we all were at first but it was so safe oh sweet nothing's ever been safer no big honkin like we were using like the four by four like things as the structure it had like the back cross beams I'm safe what is okay Keith four people won't want to build a pillow fort at home what is like one of the one of the best tips and tricks what creates a sturdy for in your home right now okay well if you if you have a piece of furniture like an old couch or an or or benches that you can put on their side so they stand upright that will give you that giant big wall pillar that you need now obviously your parents aren't gonna want you to do that with your nice couch but maybe you have an okay couch or you have a big dining room chair those are how I used to make the the walls as well I'd face them some of them away and some of them forward so you had like little shelves and sometimes maybe you're a goddamn adult and you can make your own rules and you can yell yeah couch I always think you should build it in a carpeted room if you have a carpeted room it's just you're gonna be crawling around on your knees so just give yourself that take the cushions off of the couch you can still sit on this and you put blankets where the cushions were so you can still sit on the basic springs of the couch but you can use those as exterior walls as well so we took off the cushions and then put them by the side of the couch and then put a ball pit inside the little cavity what the person was I saw that that was dope that was you that was probably the best next-level moment of it but everything else I was like this is in college I also had a two thousand ball ball pit Oh cuz you know I mean two thousand balls I feel like in my mind that's a lot bigger than it like how pace did it fill up like a six by four by yeah you think those ball you buy bag of balls and they're only like a small duffle in size so that's a hundred balls so you have to have twenty duffels and that's not that much space ultimately you imagine it means like the big fill up your whole house is like twenty thousand balls oh my god when they do it that was involved it's very hard to source those bottom two where there I am because I'll check back in the day before the internet was so amazing I'm it was pretty good but I had to go to Toys R Us is and I would go to different toys dresses in different towns and buy out their entire supply of ball pit balls I would go and I would just like you're laundering balls for a ball yeah I I did it over the summer cuz I just didn't have a ton of money but most of my money went the ball pit balls I'll tell you as a kid a good ball pit nothing in life was better and I genuinely at this moment cannot imagine ever again in my life allowing my future children to go in one thinking about all the set thinking about the cesspool of germs I'm just talking about like this is like I'm already feeling the the residual fear of in your protector Kovan nineteen concerns - absolutely it's like three McDonald's ball pit I hardly imagine like shaking strangers hands let alone jumping into a ball of slime infinities always different for me Zack is cuz that was the prevailing theory even when we were kids of like oh maybe show you and there is a lot of germs but getting a kid can build your immunity so I'm not worried about the kid let my kids you know dancing germs I'm worried about him bringing it back to me let the kid go nuts in it I've built up that immune system they used to have ball pits in the play the parks that were outside South I remember there were snakes and spiders stories about like kids get Donald's and there were always spiders in the outside ones covered in spiders I'm really about that in our kindergarten I remember once somebody said that there was a body in the sandbox and so we kept digging to see if we could find the body but I was so concerned I was like are we gonna find a body Fox okay one more thing about puppets do you remember you would go to like I always went to the Burger King ball pit they had a primo double-decker - story like multiple chambers it was dope but you would always get in there and there was one kid you didn't know anybody but quickly roles were self assigned and one kid was like I'm the bad guy and it was unspoken you knew that that kid his job was just to [ __ ] tell you it falls and just be a nuisance and then everyone else is like we gotta take this dude down and then your dad would be like Zach it's time to go you're like dad we've almost defeated him yeah all right playing and then there's just a three-year-old in one of the tubes crying you're like crawling he likes you through like I can't go that way [Laughter] and then you go through the little the little bubble and you bang on you go dad I mean I loved the Discovery Zone DZ yeah I think it's making a resurgence it's coming back oh it is I did I think this years I don't really think it's coming down what's gonna be coming back are they're adult jungle gym places you can go that are like big obstacle courses like that you can go and break your arm as natto bro yeah disability chicks I've been trying I've been trying to recapture that hai ever since childhood so if anyone who likes or adults they do the like the trampoline places right yeah yeah I have a friend who like his leg get a really dangerous like everybody should have laughed but no nobody like was just saying a joke about going to something that was fun like that and breaking her know they're crazy dangerous you signed them or a thing that's like if I die it's fine and I can't say that you guys like it was your fault like you'd sign the whole thing and then people get hurt all the time I was trapped in the closet I guess every way Knockouts yeah I don't know everyone knows that stories it's not very interesting have you ever been trapped in an actual literal closet though I don't know I don't know if I've actually been trapped in a literal closet I voluntarily hidden closets a lot yeah one time one time I was a kid and I was leading my neighbor home and it was an icy day and she was walking across the street with me to get her mittens back out of my car and I jump over this this spot of black ice and as I turned to say hey watch out for a hero and as I turn and we're like eight she slips and she slips forward her hands go out and she lands directly on her front teeth and she lands and all four of her front teeth fly out of her mouth these are her new new adult teeth no they're her adult teeth she adjusted they just gotten them and she and her teeth did yeah it was the first moment where like time Stood Still I was standing there staring at her I one of the I remember one of the teeth like ricocheted off of my body and I just there's this like there's this like everything time-space nothing moved and then she stared at me the blood just exploded out of her gums and then she just cried bloody murder which was a siren call for all the parents in the neighborhood they all like jumped out of their houses ran through what I could do I sprinted to my little sister's closet and I hid in there and I was in there for like six hours as my parents couldn't find me and when they found me I had I've been wearing a scarf and I had pulled apart the scarf by every fibre and was rocking back and forth and oh yeah yeah that was the day she decided she wanted to become a dentist wait that girl that could become a dentist yeah just being able dentist after that that's actually an unexpected like heartwarming ending yeah that made it sweet we store Eugene oh it's horrible but like like you know that like that's why dentists are so incredibly helpful is cuz when something terrible like that happens they can help make it better I think that's a kind of cool well I think sure side of the head trauma and channeled it into a life of Mo trying to fight that trauma she did she did though they had they they basically first tried to glue in her real teeth back in so through middle school they were like this off shade of gray so every time I saw her she'd smile and I'd be like oh God and both my sisters always said like oh remember when you traumatized our neighbor for life oh do you member like that's your fault so how was it your fault because I didn't tell her that's enough sugar because I like jumped over it and I turned and I was like watch out for that and then boom she like Georgia jungle letting your fault so that was the first time I was in a physical closet Wow Wow I was not expecting such a traumatic story when we were asking what's your ball pit Experion either break or face me that's like Congress we were talking about oh yeah there's these scary news stories of somebody having something horrible happen to them and that was scary news story Eugene I love that almost all your stories and they're my favorite because they almost all our goosebumps stories like yeah I think that was my luck the beginning of my lifelong issue with with my teeth falling out sure mention before I hate the idea of it oh yeah but yeah I can just still vividly remember seeing them hit the concrete and they all just went first forward out of her mouth and then they ripped out of her gums my neighbors were the neighbors god yeah but you guys have seen but you guys have seen pretty gruesome injuries as a kid right like they happened all - probably probably keeping well Ned you were in sports and keep you were in the South so it's like a thing I don't know he's my deck but one happened to me that's probably the closest I ever came to quarantine was I like I broke my leg playing soccer in high school in ninth grade Oh in like kind of a spring I like my leg my leg snapped oh yes I could see it was like it went from being like this to like this like you could see it was like not right it didn't and that's truly horrifying and for anyone that does have that happen oh I'm so sorry But Here I am they take off my string guard I'm looking at my slag I'm like suddenly goes from being a straight being to like a kind of angled thing and it was real bad I was I was I couldn't leave my room or my house for you know four months really I was basically confined to my bed for about two weeks while the swelling went down like rear window did you see anybody your neighbor's murdering their wives or anything like that Oh rear window style yeah ya know it's funny I did so that was like the time where I had my education in in like theater film because I just watched a whole bunch of movies I watched rear window during time for the first time I watched a whole bunch of Shakespeare movies like basically every live-action Shakespeare movie and that was I had never really done theater or film or anything before that but then afterwards I started like auditioning you know what what [ __ ] yeah this is cuz right now everyone's like I'm in my home and I'm bored and there's nothing to do first of all you should count yourself lucky that the worst thing right now is that you're a little bit bored alright that is a [ __ ] blessing in the world but also you have access to everything that has ever been made ever and we're all talking about like watch love is blind did you watch the newest thing on Netflix to do what you should watch that King but we we should yeah I mean also watch talking we should come up with a list of essential movies and TV show viewings alienation in classic cinema and yeah so yeah get totally altered the course of my life and got me to where I am now I wouldn't just like the dentists reporting a podcast it's yeah in a different way but yes it's true it's true huh yeah I mean I mean traumas reached redirect your life in in pretty meaningful ways when I was back at school that fall I couldn't do sports I would still like walk around in an ankle boot and then there's even once I got the ankle boot off I couldn't do sports for another six months so I I went as it was in my first play I was an extra in Othello three lines of like my lord they have come for thee I just remembered one other quick story very funny about when I ran into a closet was what you guys know you guys know those standing exercise bikes yeah I know a lot of people have standing or size bikes maybe back in like the 90s they were a little more janky and you know when you used to ride with one foot on one side and standing and kind of go around yeah like you're not on it you're not traveling you just [ __ ] you just kind of riding with one foot on it yeah so you're going up and down just with both feet or one foot on one pedal great game yeah so I did that all the time and my little sister who was you know younger than me was watching her she was like I wanna try and I was like yeah do it this way she starts doing it and then I would sometimes like flip backwards while I was doing it like okay try to flip backwards like while I'm like mid mid spin and she does it lip backwards so kind of like when you're standing forward like kind of flipped this way so you can jump on the other side you're basically just okay rotation you can like straddle the bike backwards basically and get on the other side she tries to do it and her she was barefoot and her toes got stuck in the what are they called the bars of the bike didn't she know I listened she didn't break her toes but three of her toenails including the big toenail it was it was I think this was no this is before my neighbor's tooth incident and I it was the first time I heard I heard a scream of that of that like level of pain and I remember like seeing her big toenail with flesh dangling off of it like stuck in the gears and then I remember that was the first time I ran and it was hurt ironically it's hurt closet so I ran into her closet and hid in there because I felt so guilty she did not become a toad Akhter but yeah that was the first time I was in the closet this podcast so funny and so often I think our viewers are like I wish Eugene would talk more and now Yugi is talking about I've had nails get bruised and look gross and they grow out but I've never had one ripped off that is one of my greatest fears I don't want to deal with that and yeah I know people who have them you know ripped off and they say like it's scary at first but it's actually not the worst thing in the world or sometimes like you in the dark I just real fear of mine no I agree yeah nothing it like is a deep like like crawls under my skin unsettles me I don't think that my previous quarantine stories can can top that so maybe I don't even try I do have something else I wanted to bring up because we you know this is the first week we're doing two podcasts in the week so you know this is gonna be like well I'm used to listen to one why do I want to listen to both well let me tell you why I wanna listen to both today I am conducting an experiment on my body now for the last you know for maybe I guess five or six years I have stopped eating eggs because I believe that eggs rip my guts apart now just not just like not like eggs and pancakes or eggs and cake those seem to be fine but eating eggs like having eggs and bacon and stuff rooms my guts apart now I haven't had eggs and so long and I'm not sure now if was i eating eggs that were just cooked in copious amounts of butter or their other cheese things that were going on in that dish so I am today going to eat a normal fried egg with potatoes and like toast and stuff so they're a normal breakfast although see know that guts are torn apart and now I you know Wow the reason I don't do it is because normally it gives me terrible stomach cramps and like I'm in pain not just I have to poop that but my stomach hurts so that's why I don't do it because you know I'll leave pizza I know it's gonna [ __ ] me up but it's delicious and it won't be that bad but eggs it is that bad so I'm gonna see for sure if I can have eggs or not so this is because I love eggs yeah so hungry for an egg I'm so excited for you hello wonderful experiment how do you know that you love eggs if you can I used to eat eggs okay so what was the switch there was this one day I remember that I had had like eggs benedict which of course there was a ton of butter in that it was that plus my brother Brian has trouble with eggs so I thought I was having such a bad time maybe I'm getting the age where I'm getting my brother's situation to you and I'm getting the egg disease and Becky's like maybe you should do egg whites and I'm like I don't [ __ ] eat eggs see I can eat egg whites okay I want that yolk I want that delicious I want it running across my avocado toast I want it gently splashing across my potatoes you know I want the egg experience to me it's not worth having eggs so if I can't have the whole thing I'm very excited for you and I'm excite for an update of your indigestion guys what if it's what if I'm fine because I always have to like when I'm in like restaurants that have like fried rice or have like pad tyre stuff I have to be like um can I do you have no eggs in that and everybody the tables like yeah I know and then I just ordered it and I would just eat around the eggs which is did I just show you a bunch of milk and see what happens hey fun body experiment tune in on Thursday to see if Keith the egg experiment works and as always guys subscribe if you haven't subscribed yet what are you doing mash that subscribe button rate is 5 stars to help other people discover the podcast and right now we are donating 10 meals to a food bank for every order placed on try guys comm so check it out see if there's anything you like to help make your Quarantine a little cozier please please stay inside if you can disinfect those surfaces wear those gloves that's great advice dad but it's not the [ __ ] advice I'm looking for today balls it'll go [Music] over here to do the whole song don't ya moms when you putting things on you know file station bathroom I see him dropping oh I like this what's up my passion how y'all doing tonight feeling good have you ever wanted to be a bird have you ever wanted to eat a shrimp that is a plant huh okay crabs are animals in the animal kingdom but guess what's not a plant oily salty good and garlicky butter in my body give me an a hey hey give me an O hearty D&I artichoke you could stop smelling it gimme an A I know you're all wondering on the seat of your tongue what where are you saying that artichokes taste like seafood Mike that what you were implying know what eat artichoke and here's why artichoke gives you the busywork of crab but it's and why you can't eat little leaves in it you eat the leaves you suck them on your teeth like a big boy and then you get to the center and you get a soft little tender lobster tail of artichoke it is a good time wasting food you know we all need ways to fill the void of time and our joke is the pie has to eat oh my God why aren't you just getting marinated artichoke are the same cost a single artichokes they're way more delicious they're ready to eat you can put them on pizza no Keith it's our experience jumbo lump crab no cuz you like the little legs open yeah yeah it really gives you the the artichoke is vegan crab and it should be treated as such but we made artichoke yesterday for dinner and we boiled it in butter and salt and garlic and then we chow down with an aioli that was fine I mean anything like that I've like I put it my mouth like oh I don't was I supposed to eat that one yeah but you don't know you don't know what's for food and what's heard outside also follow me on Twitch doing twitch streams but his internet isn't able to handle it so it's just these giant waited choppy I've posted a couple of cut downs on my Twitter feed and the times when it does it it only did that for like five minutes and other than that it was fine cuz I've got the settings figured out but I figured the video is well I did it for an hour so out of an hour it's only pretty good not so much but I'm getting fiber optic internet to deal with the problem so that I can be in twitch new superstar like ninja and redbull can build me a to adjust streaming yeah gallery yeah yeah I heard Red Bulls super trying to up their advertisement right now we're paying for that fiber optic internet right nobody should be miles what if we what if we transferred your salary to twitch donations from here it's not in bits we're gonna we're gonna cease here your salary but I'm gonna go in and watch every stream and just donate it be like whoa way to go dude I was told by somebody tweeted at me that like because of like I've been doing these streams if I just do it a couple more times I'm gonna be a twitch affiliate because of the people that have been tuning in because they're very nice people are coming and watching and they're a hoot so there's a threshold what's the number whoa it's like super low you have to do adverse amount of hours and you'll leave to average like it's like five viewers at a time but it just is like then you can start making money out of it if you do it a bunch dude you know what's crazy is that miles is janky twitch stream is more successful than Ned's tenure newsletter that's been slaving away for ten years well there's been another episode of a tripod we'll see you next time Keith it is with the official tripod theme song are you at home by yourself and you don't know what to do just take your couch and put it on its side and build a house inside your house pill the house in your house it's the tripod and then your teeth fly out and blood squirts everywhere until next time stay beautiful [Music]

Channel: TryPods

Views: 343,584

Rating: 4.9524264 out of 5

Keywords: clip, Trypod, Try Guys, Comedy, Podcast, Youtuber, Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, Eugene Lee Yang, Ned Fulmer, Miles Bonsignore, youtubers, creators, advice that will go for miles, fan questions, secrets, club drunk, childhood stories, terrifying, artichokes, crabs

Id: V619Q9VyqEE

Length: 57min 36sec (3456 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 31 2020