Eugene's Naughty New Business - The TryPod Ep. 59

bramble thank you to me undies for sponsoring today's episode but who isn't introduced in a while you Gian me Maya yeah you haven't asked me to introduce it once not 20 that I did why at first but then I started to bother me a little bit by a little bit I forgot go it's been six weeks been you know you've been building up to this moment for a long time I want very good intro from you buddy [Laughter] good morning it's another week of a tripod with your friends Eugene hi Zach hi Keith hi and me Ned hi everyone's got their sultry voices on this morning including our producer Myles I like that today we're talking about how we're doing in quarantine special businesses that we might start and as always a word from Keith what's the word of the day today's word of the day is plants people are getting more and more plants nowadays because it's something you can focus your energy into I have been gardening it's true and there's nothing like eating your own garden food and then realizing there's a giant slug in your lettuce Oh lettuce and there was a big ant like a little I was like oh it was like a chopped piece of mushroom but then I look closer and it was like a tiny little slug all up on my beautiful little lettuce what am I supposed to do with that yeah even get rid of us well I would put it in the garbage then it got in the sink and I was like oh this slugs about to go down the drain and then it's gonna make a little slug babies in my pipe slugs are definitely the some of the least like least is firebugs that actually aren't a threat to us right they're just so gross they're like if toothpaste was alive it just it if once you touch it you're like well that doesn't feel good they're so easy to squash they melt like lime hi guys I left the trail for you would you like it sticky I know Zack has turned into a slug how do they get how do they keep producing slime like what are they making it out of what they don't seem like they're eating a time you got some nerve from someone resin and let's apply a sweat it's true but I drink I got two liquids here but the slugs they have so much liquid coming out of them and I rarely see them eating or drinking makes me think about spiders like where does the spider get all that a silk from that's a great question and squirting out silk at their butts we just made this another giant bug fight PI that's one of my favorites I don't know whatever so that was but people people send me images all the time of like giant bugs fighting and like you know other countries television shows they just send me pictures of giant bugs fighting I'm like thank you well we got to have more our ecosystem will be terribly off balance isn't slug slime mucus isn't it bodily mucus secretions yeah probably but where are they getting all the juice baby like but are they do we not see them and they just go and they drink half a river and then they just take a voyage I feel like secretions have to be one of those words that is just like a little gross like you know like one of those words that like I just I don't really like it wait what do you think is the grossest word because a lot of people reference the typical ones like moist but what do you think is actually the grossest word in the English language I don't know may I I feel like secretion is pretty up there about like unctuous that one's kind of sexy honks us that's like a sultry intro voice that give me an unctuous introduction and we've got our boy Zach here yes I think a word that sounds like what it looks like and feels like is pustule oh that one's pretty nasty pustule can you use it in a sentence please I accidentally popped my pustule it puss - all over my stool yeah thank God that when you pop your pimple it's not full of poop in my oh my god that would be disgusting I would hate that we've lost all of our vain glad that you know I mean the I feel like Corona vibes basically the bubonic plague of our time right right right but like at least you don't get big pustules on your body mm-hmm that's true contract the Rona that's true there are some other weird things I don't know if I said well they're negative better yeah some things that happen do you ever think about how lucky we are that the word poop is so fun to say what a fun it peop it's it's you got the puffs and the puffs it's symmetrical it's it's got the ooh Duty similarly so much fun to say imagine if instead of poop we had to call it pus or excrement yeah that's not fun no I think it's become fun because it is poop when I was growing up my parents only wanted to say and only wanted us to say tinkle and potty and now that was not a very cool way to describe what you needed to do in the bathroom so once you were like seven you're like I don't really want to say tinkling potty I want to say pee and poop and my parents are like you know just say tinkle and potty I'm like I don't want to say that it makes me sound dumb like a two-year-old I really want to be saying piss and [ __ ] but I will settle for pee and poop if you would give it to me now what is the word of choice for poop in your home I you know so Ariel wants the West to call farts toots and I've said farts on numerous occasions and she's like no no we should say toots and I I don't know that I've quite gotten the reasoning like you like I don't maybe it's like it's a gateway drug right like toot he'll then he'll want to say fart and think it's really like no not a word whereas if you just start straight with fart he's gonna go straight to yeah but you know we say we say we we we say peepee say poopoo yeah I don't know if you guys know this but when we were potty training Bowie you need a command for him to go to the bathroom and it's also really important that what I'm saying is the same as what Maggie is saying you know you need consistent teaching and so she settled on go potty and go poopy and so that is every day when I want my dog I have to say go potty and then people walk by me and think that I am a grown man who wants to be a little child I usually just go take a [ __ ] thank you now come on pesto of [ __ ] because pesto is very he's very coy about his puppies right he Emma goes immediately Kim Bob goes made clean and then pesto he holds it and I think it's because he knows he gets a longer walk if he holds it so he'll just hold it and his little booty hole will will peekaboo and he'll be like uh-uh it's gonna happen no I want to go three more blocks mister and I'm just standing there going just take a [ __ ] [ __ ] and that's when people look at me ho he's been he's a bad dog owner but I say it lovingly I'm like I'll take a [ __ ] [ __ ] well if you're still here bugs and you may I pass this then you're gonna love this story Zack making a tea Zack you got some fun news recently your deity-god joining the ranks of honesty I'm a God and lifting yeah exactly funny I I say that I'm following in the footsteps of my business icon Keith Douglass Hyper's Berger oh I do have my own hot sauce you can get at Keith's chicken sauce com ya know it's very exciting we uh when you listen to this we launch the first episode yesterday and what's really cool is that we're gonna be doing six episodes about every other week charting this in real time which is both incredibly exciting but also why we [ __ ] stressful because I'm trying to shape the episodes in real time as things are progressing so I had filmed kind of the whole arc of episode one and then the drama became clear that I wasn't able to get either the website I wanted or the trademark I wanted and so I had to totally rewrite the video which is stressful enough but then I still need to figure out the reality of the company so in the coming weeks I am filing oh I've filed for more trademarks and I cannot share until one is approved I am gonna be deciding the flavors that I want and the packaging is a big thing I mean flavors we can get out in it in time for what I want to do but the packaging you know everything slowed down right now obviously and it's gonna be a lot to figure out so it's very exciting but very stressful my my hope is that I can you know create the blend that I've always been seeking in the world and share it with with others mmm so so whitey zack i love t man first of all I've been up since 6:30 in the morning sampling flavors I got sent 50 different types of tea and I feel alert right now because apparently your senses are most activated in the morning this is gonna be episodic say too much now but it's like you want to wear alert wake before you've had anything else to eat you're supposed to clear your bladder and like scratch your tongue and then there's this crazy way that you taste it it's this whole whole like scary gotta stop you have to stop and talk about your tongue scraping what do you mean you scratch your tongue you don't have a tongue scraper I do but I I don't wake up in the morning pee and then walk over it me scratch my tongue I do but I don't think of it as a solo activity that I ever describe I got the way you just say I definitely don't I've seen them before I know they have benefits but I I do not scrape my tongue it makes it like activates my gag reflex Oh feels weird I don't don't like it if I have stinky breath then I'm sorry but I'm married doesn't matter I don't do bad so I don't think I need the tongues great guys I need to just get up on this high horse right now in total you're getting a tongue scraper will change your [ __ ] life you think your mouth as many you try scraping that tongue and see the [ __ ] that is caked up on that nasty-ass time any different than me using my toothbrush to brush my tongue because you're not getting in there and scraping it with a blade you guys ever just used your top teeth to just scrape your tongue yeah do that cuz it works pretty well and it's like well that's pretty good and I just use my teeth and ice Pino was a thing until I until I started dating Maggie and I'm like I've been walking around all my life with this nasty tongue Eugene I feel like you're on the tongue scraping train right yeah I think I was one of the first people to start using it because mane I was using it like I was using it in high school like middle school I don't know how I yeah my Maya's pre goop first yeah my parents were like super into tongue scraping so you know if they call tongue scrapers Liang's actually Lee Young the give a yog at the pronunciation right [ __ ] no I like tongue scrapers I wonder I mean I think flossing is more important but scraping the tongue is nice if you want to just feel like your breath is is extra fresh after a brush we're thinking about getting the water flosser over here in the habit yeah I had one of those and it was fine but the problem is wouldn't you if you really read the back of the instructions on the Waterpik it's like use the water pick and also just floss regularly here's the thing that becky has a permanent retainer so the only way she can possibly floss that area would be with a water pick back unless you use those just awful like weird things we have to thread your floss and are they're so bad having a permanent retainer I'm pretty sure like took years off my flossing regimen yeah of course like the amount of times I've you have forgotten to floss or not floss because of the permanent retainer several hundred what what is a permanent retainer I honestly abusive metal on the back of your teeth like a bar there forever it's like brave interior braces that stay there effectively forever yeah though i recently got mine taken off it I had it broke and the dentist was like here's the thing we could fix it but it's been 15 years maybe even like 20 years what 12 when I was 12 years old 30 years know about 1415 anyways nearly 20 years and he's like it's probably fine you can just take it off and we'll give you an Invisalign and so for the first time I felt my teeth again that is a good feeling those slippery slimy little nice slippery slimy little teeth the NED that feeling that you have of discovering your teeth for the first time you could experience that every single day of what it's like to have a new time hey tripod listeners so I know that you have probably heard of me undies before we have chatted about them but besides that you have to know that they are actually some of the world's most soft and sustainable underwear they feel great they look great like actually really really freakin soft and so cute because they literally design me undies for comfort and self-expression so you can offer anything from a solid black to something like a unicorn print like myself and you will be as comfortable as a cuddly little corn diddy you've tried this before right Ned you got some in the mail oh yeah got my mail order me undies they are soft they fit my booty and nice kind of like a nice pale red you know it's like not like bright red but kind of like cute red yeah and you can choose a monthly membership you can build a 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watching on YouTube you're probably not watching anymore if you ever win a webby now we're not gonna win a webby like this if you tongue [ __ ] your own fingers maybe closer to the camera we have to blur this out on YouTube webby now I liked it better when we were talking about pustules well that's that's why I'm making a tea that's why Eugene what do you think about my tongue washer ideas I feel like only recently in culture straight people have been getting into eating ass I feel like it was like it felt like I think it was like always kind of a taboo thing analingus and I feel like maybe married couples would secretly do it back in the boomer days but now it's like you know in HBO shows everyone's like oh yeah they're they're eatin ass and they're just datin but you know gays have been doing it forever but I'm just like oh I guess now I think there was a switch that happened and Allison Williams and girls yeah exactly there's a switch in that was a big that was an inflection point for sure corresponding BuzzFeed articles got written about it yeah I think in the 2010s people were more became more open to it it was interesting suddenly everyone was like yeah eating ass is great but before that in the 2000s no one was talking no one straight was talking about eating ass I can I can back up your statement and Animal Crossing sometimes the animals ask you like like what's your favorite show what's your favorite food and I told them my favorite food was eatin ass no that's funny Wow in NASA what did they say what did they respond uh that's that's rad hey you think you could help me figure out a good recipe for eatin ass what's the point of a video game if you can't make adorable animals say nasty-ass [ __ ] I'm back on board we're winning that webby pretty funny Will Ferrell's got nothing on the tripod Wow what is your favorite recipe I mean I think you should make sure all of your tools are clean like right so you make sure you're washing wash your washers out plus your salad bowl before you toss it you know I mean yeah I guess you gotta scrape that tongue too yeah you know you don't want the tongue germs to get in your booty Zacks got a new T he's got a hot sauce eugenia Ned how do you wanna merchandize med you're gonna make a daddy project Eugene you're gonna make a naughty product well I saw there's a great comment already that was like Keith made a hot sauce Zac making a t Ned made a baby that's true I mean you know your exact you're like wow it's like a great way to get through quarantine is to have a full-time job I'm like that's having a baby is like that yeah maybe I should make baby products like a hot sauce for babies baby's first hot sauce is actually the first hot yeah I you know I do try and get Wes to eat spicy things every so often he goes no spicy he says [Music] this is a tangent I did see yesterday so Becky and I we try to live a low-waist lifestyle we try to like use refillable soaps all that stuff but we were looking on all the wayside and we saw something that was just appalling and it was reusable toilet paper oh I said no ma'am well she was like no I don't want that but it's you it's like clingy material that you use and then you put it in the bag and then you wash it and then you put it back on a roll so that you look like a normal person she wanted to buy that didn't she she was like she was like this close to buying that no she wasn't gonna buy it at all she was just like I can't believe this exists the Maggie and I have been talking about this because we have the company there paper towels and it's really we have those it's okay you have the same thing so these colorful it clings and you just have these little fabrics that go around your paper towel thing but then you throw them in the wash and you wash them but the idea of doing that to your butt also meant they're not black they're like white and different color I think they're all white right it's like twice our sum that we're like bright red and I'm like this is crazy and not of them are white and like what you could never reuse that and you can never ask anyone in your home yes you get a bidet my problem with the bidet was ultimately that I felt like I couldn't one-stop-shop safe same deal with the Waterpik I couldn't just Sparkle my anus with the water I needed to also double tap it with the paper I don't disagree but you're using a lot less paper and again a lot cleaner of the vanish yeah I've just been using a super soaker that I still have and I just cranked that pressure up and then blasted and there's nothing eugene maybe you could do a eugene line of bidets no that's gross I want to do a line of sex toys ah but I want them this is my brand pitch okay I was on a house party call with the Hammers burgers I was hanging out with Becky who in a video of ours called tri guys recreate their wives makeup routines was like what's a butt plug the Keith and Keith said you don't know what a bug looks like and she goes let me call Eugene and keep it like no no no no don't do that right now well we contacted each other later and I showed her all the butt plugs in this house and then I realized oh my god all of the sex toys I have are in this like hidden little drawer cubby thing that's like shoved away in the back of the closet why they gotta hide so my brand pitch is sex toys that can hide in plain sight hmm it's decorative yeah yeah they're disguised as like a cactus ceramic or a book end or a paper towel dispenser you know like things that you'd be like well oh they can function two ways but I can also maybe stick them in one of my holes all right so you're done with the paper towels and you're like you know what I'm gonna stick this in my ass exactly sex toys in disguise you caught can you call the company great and barrel and [ __ ] I like that Eugene you know it makes me think of like the in the airports you can buy those personal massagers where they like market them as like well this is for I don't know your back but then you look at it and you're like you're clearly selling a vibrator here in concourse C I mean people are traveling they need they need some relief but that's like that's like everyone's first vibrator right I don't want to speak for all women but I know shower heads are very popular choices when you're discovering yourself I am ajan I have yeah yeah you know and can I just have all take the showerhead off and you can have like a it's so naughty do you think a bunch of dudes talking about women discovering their sexuality people talking about slugs and Buzz Oh God we're just trying to cover everything everything in this yeah you dude I do love that though I think that people are they feel some shame about their sex stories but they should on display yeah and people can be like oh wow that's a really interesting salt and pepper shaker it'll free up drawer space you know how many times you've been like well I want to put my sweaters here but I can't because of all the sex toys Eugene this candle smells I can't quite put my finger on it it's familiar but a lucky oh that's that's my ass your team name Zack Eaton a ste that um the the scent of the candle is oh that's my ass Yankee Candle well speaking of giving someone a candle Yankee Candle wow that's good let's see if miles can clean this podcast up go ahead give it a try speaking of giving someone a candle every once in a while people email us in and we give them a little bit of advice to their conundrums and so somebody emailed us in at advice that will go for miles at gmail.com and they need a little bit of advice for them about eating ass about eating ass and no God for them and their their loved one can I get a fake name and Ned Boyle Heights Boyle Heights um Boyle Heights rights hey miles my boyfriend and I were planning on moving in together and it happened a lot sooner than we thought it would because of quarantine I'd pronounce that word I was given three days notice to move out of my campus out of thing and had nowhere else to go anyway we've both been trying to finish the semester and so keeping the apartment clean has gone by the wayside I have not been nearly as helpful as I should be because I shut down when stressed I want to do something nice for him I'm already planning on cleaning the whole apartment and not letting him help but I'm not sure what to do any suggestions Boyle Heights Kame I cast it into the darkness the dark recesses dirty podcasting where webby nominated someone else answer this I think you should she wanna do something nice for him of not cleaning the house order yeah a nice meal from his favorite restaurant this way you get to eat and you don't have to do dishes because I was gonna suggest make him a meal but you just said you don't clean so I can't I can't put that on you so you need to order him a meal from another place and then immediately you're gonna take the garbage out and that's one little simple easy cleaning thing and it'll bring him joy and delight get him uh get him a steak from Chili's they got steaks they're not terrible probably good enough you know I'm sure you guys have experienced this too like every meal I'm either cooking or I'm going out and getting like no meals feel special anymore and I think I've had to go out of my way to make it special so if if what is this the name we've given to this person oil oil I'd soil pustules that's a female Boyle Heights lives in a you know like a one-bedroom apartment where the she can put her boyfriend in another room I would say like make some ambience be like hey go get changed I'm gonna pick you up at 8:00 like create a narrative and do a little hey not so far as role playing but get dressed up he gets dressed up maybe like some candy cane Juris Lee close to Eugene say hey set the table and then like knock on the door and be like hey I'm here to pick you up and then just I think going through that and then pretend he's his dad and ask ya and then say well he's not home what are you doing tonight daddy and then and then he'll be like my my dishwasher is broken can you come fix it I just made a salad put dressing on it yeah oh boy oh boy well Boyle Heights I hope that helps you out I think that I mean like if they were using coronavirus as an excuse of like oh I mean like you know people are like oh I don't have time to clean but now they have a lot of time to clean and really just been outed as someone that doesn't like cleaning so I would use it as an opportunity you know to do like to learn some new life skills of like clearly not liking cleaning is kind of like secretly a little upsetting to them it says that they the keeping the apartment clean has gone by the wayside because they're both busy but I would imagine that like that is a very nice thing to do is to clean up the whole apartment and then maybe give a little goodie bag with a steak from Chili's you got to do it together it's so much more you get it done faster and then no one resents the other person you just got to be like yo do you want to clean and the person's like oh yeah and you carve out your time you put on some loud ass music and you just like get us go we put five minutes on the town timer you blast danza kuduro full volume and you just you just [ __ ] go for it they're saying that they shut down when they get stressed and we've all been there but I guarantee you I'm getting a nice baseline of clean will make you automatically feel better in it seriously it takes like five ten minutes in in college we used to at the end of the night when we were drunk and you'd like it the party was like you know it was a mess instead of waving clean it's the morning we would put on Benny Hill and we would all run around and clean the everything as wacky as we could so you would like grab a cup and then you're like throw it in the garbage can and you would like run into a room just to run out of it for no reason and just call 3:00 a.m. this is at 3:00 a.m. a bunch of drunk boys Illinois State University blast Benny Hill and just run around goofy and clean up and it was super fun for me it's like putting away laundry that stuff sits out forever oh don't do it oh and it's all clean I'm just like what if I just what if I just pull what if I just only wear things from my clean laundry pile and then in a week or two I won't have a laundry pile and do laundry again but it takes like two minutes and makes me feel so much better I have some very non-sexual practical advice which is I know shocker is I think if you're entering a relationship it sounds like you're living for the first time together there's an inevitable that one person will always be more of something in a in a roommate situation right so clearly you're the boyfriend is the inherently cleaner person that doesn't change it won't change if you're 20 years together there's always gonna be someone who's just more clean or likes to cook higher standards yeah or yeah whatever that means but I think that regardless what I found very effective as the person who like Boyle Heights has learned that they are naturally more messy is claimed small things that start to grow into responsibilities so for me I always do the dishes and I always take out the trash so it's like those are things that I offer because I know I'm just not gonna look at the floor and say I'm gonna Swiffer that I'm not gonna I just don't look at stuff and say Oh dusting but I go oh I know after I eat I can do all the dishes oh I know I can take out the trash so start offering like that responsibility for one thing and then it'll go a long way he's gonna appreciate like oh wow she's like really like picking up after this thing and because he naturally if he naturally wants to kind of clean then it doesn't bother him as much it'll just build resentment though if you do nothing so I think that in the end unless you're both very dirty people which then it's very hard to figure it out it's just the small gestures I think that mean a lot and then some sex stuff too yeah sometimes I'm just like oh man I forgot to they got the trash so sex stuff well maybe you're the person who goes to the grocery store maybe you're the person who gets the oil changed in the car there's lots of life responsibilities that suck and I I do a lot of those ones I do the oh we have to go get the emissions tests on the car what Becky's not gonna do that I'm gonna do that I'm gonna fill up the cars with gasoline I'm gonna do the the stinky jobs that you have to go hang out with a stranger for 15 minutes job I got all changed he says I think you need a new alter and I'm like okay I guess you're showing it to me I don't know I don't know looks like if you sad need a new one you got it bro I love you Valvoline I have read that regardless of income disparity couples that have a more equitable distribution of household chores are more happy and stay together for longer because there's there's an inevitable like one person might make more money or less right he like more busy or less but that kind of like you know having the person that's making less money doing all of the like non non labor labor is just builds resentment over time so it seems like we're gonna be in quarantine a lot longer I don't think I saw the thing they came out all right times yeah girl no I didn't then see you didn't see ya through July yeah here's the funny thing here's the worst thing is it yesterday I looked at the person who alerted us I think it was Nick from our team and said hey if you didn't see it's gonna be to July that's how I read it and then I reread it and it said through July my difference that's tough and then last night they said through August and I was like how did they add another month in 12 hours another month and I and I'm I'm gonna say that I I think it's the right decision if they think we need to stay lockdown for people's safety then that's what I'm gonna do I'm not here complaining and thinking it's wrong I am just commiserating one yeah the situation yeah yeah you can still complain and think it's right yeah don't hate commiserate but it is nice that they are allowing some at least here in Los Angeles where we reside they are allowing a store curbside delivery for some retail stores you know I know a lot of the retail places especially small businesses are some of the ones most hurting well I thought that was nice you wanted you know if you wanted to go buy pants if they would bring you pants to the car and you would try them on and I don't like these pants and then okay take the pants back and then they'll put them in a bag it's filled with alcohol and hang the pants back up because some of those stores like that won't work my business can be Ned's pants mmm you some mail-order pants and I like it you can send them back free and therefore people who haven't really nice don't matter but look good yeah that's actually pretty good you have a good part of the reason I'm making the series the way I am is is to show people what it takes to start a business and specifically an e-commerce business right now because I think what is going to happen and emerge from this time we need innovation like for better or for worse things are changing in the world around us and so if you are a young person with a passion and can figure out a new way to present the the comforts that we've had and have gotten accustomed to there's a real opportunity there and a need I think we're all craving a return to a sense of normalcy and it's not gonna be just going back to retail as we know it to shopping as we know it so I'm hopeful event are our followers and fans are the people that can you know change the world and have these really fresh innovative ideas that make life better and easier for all of us tea it's been around for millennia right for disruption yeah maybe mine's not quite as innovative as the ideas that I hope that got fired by the seeing me go through the process well I think the idea of tea as not just a drink but as something that can be a mental you know kind of sharpen your mental focus I think that's very innovative because people may not be thinking of to you that way and there's so many like a monster energy Red Bull that it's like oh you get your get you hyped up get you focus get you smarter and then you're just you're you're you turn into a little blob in two hours because you're crash hard but it yeah this it is funny that well I don't okay we have drive-in movie theaters why don't we have drive-in concerts that's a good point Oh seen that happening for people I I'm conflicted about it cuz I don't want to go I don't want to go see a cool band from my car I want part from me and this misses me I love going to a concert because I love being able to sort of bump into a stranger and we both have the same feeling at the same time and I don't know you and yet here we are we're both singing the lyrics to each other and we're we're smiling have we been friends forever ah and now we're all and then I hold my spies like you got it bro and then you're coming back and he's like over here like ah guests and then you learn his name and then you leave and you never see him again but you had that festival friend and you kept seeing him all over the festival for me that's like part of it it's about all these people come together for music and if I'm in my car I'm in my car I'm just sit down I might as well be watching it on TV everyone's singing at the same set at the same time at them at the drive-in movie theater you're able to get out of your car but you kind of just all have like a 10-foot radius or what if ya person just had a plot and there was a huge [ __ ] you know Beyonce sized screen where you could see the band even though you're far away I just love the sound and the vibration i Ned Ned had something to say but his mic died so bye Ned wait I'm gonna pick it up where he left off yes I do actually I went to the drive-in theater this last weekend and it was great it was very cool it kind of felt like a little bit of a normal experience and yes when you go to driving you get a 10 by 10 spot to put your car so you could put out camper chairs we did order some camper chairs we're planning on doing some more drive-ins this summer because it is becky loves going to the movies and this is now gonna be our replacement which would be great but i you know i i just love i feel very sad about music festivals and concerts and movie theaters because there is something about like going and intermingling with a lot of other people and having a shared experience and i i myself like i do concerts with lou burger and we're not gonna be able to do that and because i was reading too i was reading all about the germ spread and number one bad thing you can do sneeze number one to get act put so many particles in the air for so far number two cough that puts so many particles in the air number number three singing no way singing requires you to sing using all of your lungs and have you ever watched a Broadway performer they're spraying mucus like crazy because they're performing and so singing and one of the reasons that churches really shouldn't open is that everyone stands in a room with no air circulation and they sing and that is like going that spreads germs at such a higher rate than talking when you talk your germs go like this far and then they follow the ground when you sing you're spraying as if you're coughing almost and it's so that's a really sad thing for me to realize because I love singing I'm singing with groups of people okay I love though your your very specific sense memory of going to concerts it's like I've said that I miss concerts but you don't in very specific of like you Dovan very specific i don't just miss concerts i missed that moment of bumping into a stranger and becoming friends i'm curious like going to a bar I know that you miss but what about like what is this very specific moment about going out to bars that you miss I think being next to strangers is kind of the thing that we took for granted right it's this idea that you are passing through a same space once but never to see each other again is quite nice as opposed to the daily drudgery of seeing the same person or being by yourself over and over in one spot I think that yeah I mean I would kill to like just stand on a subway for an entire day and just watch people go by but I think really you really thrive with strangers you like going out I love strangers and then leaving us and befriending someone whose number you get and then delete yeah I just think I just think that it it's more it's interesting because I find I don't know I find I find life can be so much more fulfilling if you open it up to happenstance right so the best place to do it is a place at a bar right or like a concert because that's where people are relaxed and everyone's like ready to be social so it's much harder to do that say it like a bus stop you can't really just be like hey lady how you feeling today cool can I buy you a bus ticket but yeah I missed that I missed that randomness at bars there's a randomness I think at places like bars and clubs and concerts that you can't really have when you're when you're stuck inside that I miss the randomness maybe I'll just like go outside and just like I don't know we're telling like I'm at a bar as people pass by in the masks hey what's up how you doing cool cool great great great fun can I get something all right cool all right six feet yeah I love strangers I love small talk with people I don't know you know I died I love all those things I just like connecting with people yeah a little different for me gang can't say that I really like small talk can't say that most of my interactions with strangers at bars are fine they're tolerable but I would like to get back to my group of close friends I'm or amidst the the experience of of doing the actual thing itself it's the the bumping into people is I've had those fun experiences to Keith and sometimes it's fun but yeah I've also had the negative experiences where like somebody spilled a drink on you or so yeah like pushing you in a crowd and you know I like just like the concerts I like going to see the band perform live like bars I like going with like a close group of friends and just hanging out or playing board games and I know that's a little different from the way that other people like those activities and like a restaurant I like I like being the fact that we're all eating around other people communal meals now those communal meals are gonna be the biggest heartbreak for me because I just love we all we all split for things on the table Korean barbecue it's just a group of people you imagine what's going a hotpot together I'll dip it in the same can't be dipping your toes in the same jacuzzi one thing I saw so I love football games I love the NFL love going to live football games because I like the you know I like everyone cheering together and I like watching the sport live like you're there when it happens and Miami Dolphins just released a plan of how they were gonna do a socially distanced football game this whoa what can you believe I couldn't this the same seats like 70,000 people they'll only let in 15,000 so already it's like a fifth of a capacity for even going to the game which actually attendance would be up from the Dolphins last season's Hank for two uh it's when you would enter with a set like entry time and you wouldn't have to make your entry time or else you would like I don't know needs as wait in some waiting so long line but all the lines which normally football games is like a crowded mass of people thirty minutes before the game starts it would just be six feet apart they would have like line stations and then you were talking about innovation Zack to get concessions normally you have to wait in a long line for concessions and it sucks because you miss the game they innovated where you order on an app and then it tells you the specific five minute window to come pick it up you know way in line at all you just go it's there you get it why haven't we been doing that all this time cuz you can't do that with seventy thousand people yeah harden you can only do that with fifteen thousand people I would imagine even just like also you get so drunk at a football game you're gonna miss that five-minute window when you bring up football games it makes me realize what I truly miss about bars and games and concerts which is the ability to watch people be awful in public because I think that like everyone is now directing their awfulness online through social media it's like it was already a pretty volatile place but now no one has any outlet to be more awful unless you're like out protesting but I think that if you're putting all that energy like people are getting extremely like really at each other's throats in social media at these days and I just really want to see someone just like there was a clip going barrel of two guys on the street recently on Twitter and I found it so charming I was just like oh my god I wish I could get into fistfight on the street I was like I missed that I'm missing strangers Islands fight yeah and only a million people watched our boxing video well these guys were like on the street and I think that's maybe why my trash reality TV is like even more entertaining because you're watching like Vanderpump rules or the circle or whatever people just being shitty to each other or not the circle that's too hot to handle that's sexist the show write the saddest is like if you accidentally get too drunk in quarantine right and you wake up and you're like wow I got really drunk but there's no exciting memory you know there's no like oh I did something stupid oh wait whose number is this oh my god who is this person that I woke up next like there's no fun fun like life story it's just oh I just like three bottles of wine while watching dead to me on Netflix which is fantastic but I was I just I missed the awfulness that can happen naturally you know being able to walk around in public or the weird uber drivers oh all the all the fun we like last night I was at a garden this guy wouldn't stop talking to me about bridges well if you like bridges miles loves a good bridge to his section and we're about to drive across the miles nation gates into the land of Bahnson you're a which is advice that'll go for miles with miles bouncing your head your day [Music] then folks advice that will go for turn into your radio station it's advice everyone get ready miles nation it's some talented Franco is Taylor a fox and this is advice that'll go for miles Thank You Taylor a fox for that what the [ __ ] up miles a shoes I hope you guys are having a happy quarantine have you ever wanted to get covered in oil have you ever wanted to burn ear dangle oh boy no no stick your dick give me a rice rice give me a peas ease you me a carrot yeah all right are you making fried rice I think so give me a sesame oil make fried rice you dumb [ __ ] why are you gonna burn your dick well sometimes your dingle gets caught in the pan frying naked sometimes you're cooking sometimes can't handle the heat put some pants on sometimes they're cooking in your undies in your dingle gets a little oil like that can happen I was making fried rice the other day and I could go I was my dick fully out I couldn't even believe the smells and the sounds that we're coming out of me and my kitchen I couldn't believe how delicious it was with so little effort and I have found that it's good I didn't use soy sauce I used amino which I have heard is a good alternative to soy sauce but it's what we had in my kitchen and that's why I used it but here's the deal you can make a shit-ton a fried rice and put it in little containers and eat it for months for all I give a [ __ ] but it's good and it's tasty and it's salty and it's fresh and if you want to put chicken in it I can go for it dog but yeah make fried rice it's easier than you think and it's better than takeout because it's yours yeah it's it I do love fried rice you get you can put bacon in it you could put eggs in it yeah really do whatever you want and and typically and we normally we'll make some kind of rice with something and have it leftover and we'll just make fried rice for breakfast and it's just great I I will say I do love that as soon as I started giving the advice I get here Ned furiously typing an email well I mean you make fried rice I'm moving on to this anyway can I piggyback on your advice biggie big um be um be miles dirty little piggy link use over day-old rice yeah I want it to be really dry it's the only time you want your rice to be not fresh out of the rice maker not a delicious sticky like Korean or Southeast Asian rice you want dry ass day-old short grain rice that's been in the fridge for like two days makes the best fried rice listen to the man preach sister I will say that's correct but if you want to make fried rice ala carte instacart immediately usually you're gonna want to do when it pops out of that rice cooker Kocher the rice cooker you're gonna want to put it on a pan and put it in the freezer and then after like 10-15 min knows it's gonna be dry and it's gonna be called and you're gonna be able to use it as if it were day-old rice but obviously you want to ill rice that's the prerogative that's the narrative but if you don't have it you can do that mmm also hit me up on cameo I use your $7 no no you did not miles drunk cameo yes [ __ ] heard nothing but I know I undersold it but then I got too many requests and so I brought it up a little mouse I can request a cameo from you you say whatever you can say whatever you want anyway eat fried rice and also my pool still going great there's a big update mmm that's a very exciting cameo story that you'll love so one of the cast members of Netflix is too hot to handle I used to date my best friend's girlfriend my like childhood best friend in college on-and-off hooked up with one of the cast members I don't want to out who it is one of the goofier guys and so f [ __ ] it I'll say it it's price from too hot to handle a shout out comes in the middle of the show and so for his birthday I bought a cameo from him saying like price was like hey man I heard that I'm your inspiration you're thinking of buying a boat just like me that's awesome anyway I heard your favorite song is titanium by David Guetta so here you go and he sang him he serenaded him for for $35 the greatest birthday gift that I've ever gotten somebody just a long minute long troll his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend very against cameo but now I'm full onboard so I've never thought about using cameo for evil a friend that I got a look for her birthday her friends got her a cameo from Rachel Dolezal Oh yeah that's too much it was it was hot it was Pontic it was upset who the [ __ ] is on cameo these are some like very z-list level people I know me about Miles like oh not you miles I'm buying one from you miles I may still make this video this is a tripod exclusive I was gonna do a candid competition where I see who can send me the best custom birthday message but I also at one point was gonna do a video where I only communicate using cameos for a day so the truck so the guys are like hey Zack we're gonna podcast it at 10 o'clock and then I and then it like 959 it's like hey guys it's Lance Bass just want to let you know Zechs running 15 minutes so sorry but he'll be right there I don't want to make we determined it was gonna be too much free advertising for them which this podcast segment they already have been also though that video would be a fortune you said Rachel Dolezal was on it so I don't think that's good advertising make sure to subscribe and rate is five stars helps other people discover the show and check out some of merchandise com it helps the support support the show and our staff all of a tumor busy working during quarantine how's it going there miles like miles like busy as a beaver alright and what else be the Webby voting has been finished but thank you and everyone that voted but we are gonna be having our fingers crossed for the announcement very very soon and if you want to get extra bonus episodes and bonus content you want to get even more into the community become a triceratops at patreon.com slash tri guys until next time chief it is with the official tripod theme song do you have a dirty time yes you do yes you do would you like to clean it up yes you do yes you do find yourself a little slug what you what you do but that's long inside your mouth yes you do yes you do it's the tripod until next time stay beautiful by my line of sex toys in plain sight [Music]

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Id: DtrH7P0OiX4

Length: 58min 11sec (3491 seconds)

Published: Thu May 14 2020