Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any Worse

wrong this is the face let's just watch bumbo's video until he gets in here who bumperton hey we didn't get ads on this [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah i'm just kidding i wouldn't make you sit through this garbage [ __ ] instead i'm gonna make you sit through something arguably much worse and possibly as lazy as those reddit reaction channels it's essentially just 10 minutes of me wheezing what do old people smell like oh my god what are you guys [ __ ] what is happening right now why are you dying it looks like i am [ __ ] i'm out of this one dude yeah i don't know dude it is [ __ ] it just says all people smell like it cannot be that funny okay okay what do you hope it doesn't win [Laughter] like like what did you just picture like him [ __ ] a diaper i don't know the phrase ass disaster has never [ __ ] crossed my mind once what's fun until it gets weird putting on 3d glasses over your regular glasses and getting a wicked headache what's fun until it gets weird that one's the current winner i'm sorry [Laughter] as a recent father that one's the that was the current winner what's fun until it gets weird a facebook why why would that at any point be fun though like you would think if someone thought like the first half of getting a face full of horse gum would be fun like the whole thing would be fun you know all right get ready for the movie of the summer one cop plays by the book the others only interested in one thing domino's oreo dessert pizza what's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate yeah see that's just good yeah elf's ejaculate instantly someone has a card well done i know exactly what does that mean what what's the one thing that makes an elf ejaculate instantly peeing a little bit instantly [Laughter] every time you go to bed you just [ __ ] ejaculate i'm taking that water oh god damn yeah past that is that a board game kind of thing yeah we're playing cards against me being high would [ __ ] help me in this game because right now i've got zip yeah and you're also you haven't won no he hasn't won one and he's in a pissy mood there's like you can tell he's on his [ __ ] period that's wrong in a pissy move you're in a pissing strong look on your son there you go it's for you my first video hey give that guy out of here a guy a point i hope i hope in this game it showed how aggressive that throw was because they're forbidden from masturbating mormons channel their sexual energy into the decade of legal inquests following a single hour of grand theft auto dude come on oh my god are we getting this [ __ ] from the same the new pile effect dlc [Music] shepard must save the world from global warming i feel like like a depressed mood you can tell he's so mad he's just like funny instead of coal santa now gives the bad children dying alone and in pain oh my god god damn it all right all right instead of cold santa now gives the bad children intimacy problems instead of coal santa now gives the bad children oh wait [ __ ] on instead of cole cena now gives the bad children the oohs it just sounds like a horrible std wes anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with epic in a world holy [ __ ] he just grabbed like 80 cards samuel l jackson our only solace did you just like discard your hand did you just discard your hand no you just what the [ __ ] sam he was reading i was over nobody i [ __ ] saw that [ __ ] i deleted every bad card if i hadn't yo who marked my place with cheater that's not cool dude that's bumbo look at the white oh no wait oh what's the thing all right mine's a climbing stinker there oh my god i don't know what it is [ __ ] cool like it says like eight cuss words probably eight customers wow it just says [ __ ] like [Music] nobody else is gonna laugh but i will after months of practice with german gunship board i'm finally ready for a fetus oh god damn it god who keeps doing fetus yeah brian card no clothes on [Laughter] that's even unlocked the blind date was going horribly until discovered or shared interesting eating all of the cookies before the eggs fakes okay uh the smoking crack because it's unconventional all right first of all see this is why i don't use my trump cards because eating all the cookies before the aids bake sale was the obvious winner thank you that was the that was the obvious winner there [Laughter] [Music] okay [ __ ] off for that one i honestly velcro won that yes that was me dude the second i saw velcro in my lineup i was like these are the cards i need as part of his contract prince won't perform without gokurt [Laughter] that would've been up there with like velcro too or mr clean right behind you in a stress room if it's got a brand name he's gonna [ __ ] with it white people like the chronic [Laughter] white people are the only people i know that would call it the chronic yeah no i mean that one works white people like a mouthful of potatoes white people are the only people that eat potato salad first of all so yeah whoever has the potato salad that's yours dude i swear i win i win the same ones [Music] friction i've never played this goddamn game turns out that friction man was neither the hero he needed faster after being exposed to some kind of bird man [Laughter] oh come on they're wretch it's a bird that's like their biggest fear of birdman well if sunny d all right is good enough for a nuanced critique it's good enough for me someone just threw these away that was not in the context of a double word meme though that was good enough for a nuanced you know critique it's good enough for me it makes sense in the lord gist of the game dude you should see my cards i don't have all these raunchy [ __ ] cards you guys i think the all right ones your god card well if lance armstrong's fizzing [Music] okay wait well if lance armstrong's missing testicle isn't good enough for michael jackson jesus christ all right members of new york social elite are paying thousands of dollars shifts to experience spending lots of money i mean i guess that makes sense but wait there's more if you order an alternate universe of which boxes store things inside of people wait there's more if you order a box without hinges you have golden treasures inside [Laughter] taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting it suck ass dude you didn't get a single one what were your cards yeah let's look at him let's look at him actually getting shot for real important chris evans grabbing his left hand that's funny dude come on the way white people is that was the longest situationally all right what is not funny about chris evans grabbing his left boob while laughing it's just it's just you could have thrown those in anything dude honestly but this one this one's funny it's just the case in the eggs that's the one i just got did you use the bathroom before you went outside did you poop all over the toilet seat oh my god oh my god you're not even a person [ __ ] put the seat up at least aim dude thank you sat in it and i was worried that it was one of your roommates ew you should be able to see the pee too crooked [ __ ] max over here can't even [ __ ] aim in a toilet [Music] you

Channel: General Sam

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Keywords: cards against humanity funny moments, against, general sam, cards against humanity, CAH, satire, cards, humanity, funny moments, funny, cah, pictures against humanity

Id: 0ZSBPnNoI_g

Length: 13min 36sec (816 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 08 2019