This Game Teaches Ruthless Business Tactics

what you give me that briefing right now are full with all welcome to the world of Subrosa it's a beautiful world of smooth deals violent acquisitions adventure capitalism you can choose to be employed by one of three corporations mom's soda goldman incorporate a wheeling and dealing in my right fellows or oxs international oh man that's a sensual position you as an employee it's your job to make smooth deals and bring in fat stacks for your company if the deal isn't going well things may turn violent hey bro let's kill this hockey [ __ ] oh my you executed that poor woman that poor woman what yeah we'll be pulling up in the world [Music] Batman what [ __ ] about what do we listen to listen you know I'm not your son okay listen I'm gonna count with two gingers and a [ __ ] Hitler wait can I make my guy look like Hitler excellent we don't need to help them just grab the case let's get the case I don't know how to I don't know how to drive get it right - come to me EPIK thrilled you know if you do that one more time we can change your name to to drift Timmy hey we can call you to crash Timmy now I can't drive the county popular at all yeah you broke it don't look at me okay hey you want to hear my Gerald impression my wife thinks my circumcision was done incorrectly it burns when I get an erection hey guess what my name is what is it my name is to gun Tommy whoa not to be confused with a few guns Timmy hey watch out I'll shoot you and bandage you back up all in one go I never had you Akane oh yeah I'm just gonna open up the door a minor minor problem occur I'm quietiy let's [ __ ] him up for muscle I feel um my name's mini guns Matthew fear me what [Music] [Laughter] look at BB trying to figure out how to put a mag in his gun brother we're burning a fungal eye my whole life with RV I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] driving we'll be there in about 20 what that's my name don't even act like you don't [ __ ] with by now hey what's up hey how about this I have two pistols I drop one pistol you you grab it and we figure out who the [ __ ] the real Pistol Pete is in town okay okay okay let's figure this out oh my god I'm gonna hang up on you I just want you to know I never hung up so you're gonna get roaming charges [ __ ] let's settle this in the park and I'm putting it away all right ten pages on my mark go yeah now I'm gonna good [Music] I don't either I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you but there's no punching in this game oh I know what you're doing No well by technicality I get feud the true one he's still alive dude he's still alive over there in the ground oh oh I got him [Laughter] are you still alive so it's gonna be like this huh take them out killed by James Madison and a Hitler wannabe [Music] [Applause] oh yeah it's some money there ooh how much looks like to count them two bricks put the pizza and of epic it says acquire the disc by any means do we have money we don't even have money we seem to get it okay just lie to them and tell them that we're gonna we have a bunch of money I think I think they bought it sounds like we get a good business going on let's go meet him where are they I don't think he got that far [Music] how's it going oh you know what he did this to you [Music] [Applause] [Music] can't tell [Music]

Channel: General Sam

Views: 1,144,360

Keywords: Sub Rosa, gameplay, goldmen, oxs, monsota, funny, satire, general sam

Id: Jq2lm9JsOjc

Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 08 2018