Battlefield is Heck 🤢

with so much controversy surrounding battlefield 5 people keep asking me sim is it worth it should I buy it no you [ __ ] apex Legends is out now look no reason to play battlefield 5 is to do that tides of war the only thing you really get is Cosmetics there's no point if you want to sit there and bust your ass for a week just to get a hat with goggles off to the sides can NSYNC reject then you can do it not me dude porn comes out every hour of every day and I'm not gonna miss it just to get a new pair of boots for my Asian female British sniper and it's not that it's a bad game it's a good game but if I'm gonna go through the process of wandering through their shitty interface on origin you know I better be rewarded with a good chicken game with good characters with a you know a good price would be awesome and so you know shit'll field ain't cutting it dude I'm just gonna click right next to it on apex so anyways here's some footage before I uninstall the game and cancel my subscription [Music] wait one moment do you ever connect the public networks whenever you're at work school possibly even McDonald's at 3 a.m. because your life's in the dumpster of course you do when you join public networks like this it becomes real and easy for hackers to gain access to your banking credentials passwords and other things that lead to identity theft that's why you need Nord VPN a service that conceals what you're looking at from those that are trying to spy on you whether it be the hacker next to you in Starbucks a nigerian prince with twenty three million dollars or even you know the federal government nor VPN has your back so go ahead and go to Nord VPN comm ford slash general sam and use code general Sam to get 75% off of a three-year plan so if you're plotting to overthrow the government with a communist regime or if you're just looking at weird pornography you don't want anybody to know about or if you just want to protect your credentials from hackers that are trying to steal your identity use Nord VPN so once again that's Nord VPN comm forward slash general Sam and use code general Sam for 75% off a three year plan link is in the description the TV's going on in there and it's hilarious how gear daytime television is to stay-at-home moms like all day yeah I don't even know like the name of the show that was playing but like the way it was just being presented it was it was Michael Bolton saying some statements and then these girls at a table would say whether or not that was a true statement or not and then you'd be like that's true and they would be like in the crowd yeah and it's just like happy feels good like a high-five type [ __ ] yeah just a but with a with a throw blanket all the way up to the next I need is I needed after this I'm going to shower and use the shower wanna my [ __ ] though every stair my husband thinks we mum right there there is a shower one that sucked your dick you think they would make that first you would like suck the dirty obvious Sam get away from me hey yeah you're close you're not playing as a woman not one of you big red man no no you don't understand they added women to this game to make you feel accepted and you're playing as a man right now you know how much how many could customers they lost for this game just so you could play as a woman you're not even doing it I'm a man I'm playing as a woman just so I can support them yours just a sexist ass against your own people you can play Asian and you know that I think that I'd like the bottom of the thing you're goddamn right there at the bottom you guys want to see a magic trick I'm gonna see a magic trick look at my character right you see my character yeah never mind that's like a double oh seven bore right there Sam fans always are generous and fans suck because of you like them if you like general Sam well then you're not very nice to completely damaged it but I don't like it I'll show you the Facebook but about you because I don't like you I take it back this thing scares the hell out of me yeah that's coming directly for us [Music] [Music] you're nothing let him die oh there's a grenade no it only hit me what oh my god leave me how is that not friendly you know I do every once in a while just to keep that up that my little echo dot in line this little exit [ __ ] of mine I sometimes I just get out of 3.5 millimeter Jack and I just plug it slowly into her back end no it stopped so many system works it's and we're safe I'm exceeding enemies oh they're on the roof they're everywhere around there okay is this safe he's up here he's on the roof I see his mg he's directly above me stop he did you know he's dead Lisa Ann looks like a chick that just hang out at a bar she just doesn't strike me as a porn star type lady she strikes me as Sarah Palin didn't she like do a bunch of Sarah she did she absolutely did she did she do an incest one where she's a [ __ ] don't worry we have this man to protect us [Music] what a headshot with a sniper does a killer guy does but like no it was like a face shot I shot him in the face what rifle the Kinzie age 28 yeah that one low caliber was a face shot from five feet away got it watch heroes never die oh my god see for myself I feel calm I useless I can't help my teammates when they die instead you know oh ok so all of this I'm like my my stomach really hurted for like a week it still have whoa it's still tender and and my belly buttons not the same shape it used to be and I'm sorry I have a hernia I'm trying to figure out when it happened I think it was for me laughing so hard playing cards against humanity' on New Year's what's fun until it gets weird you got you got a hernia for that I got a hernia from laughing too hard I think it's what it was I never know how you get that from laughing a lot wait what does Sam please don't know get my server van dude yeah I'm gonna get everything Jesus praise the mouth on this kid yeah is that the edge let's get gonna a little bit spooky I'll stay on it are we winning hahaha what is equal to screen stuck on like a white thing oh I'm done with this I'm done I cannot [Music] being a midnight mystic into take right

Channel: General Sam

Views: 588,082

Rating: 4.9423575 out of 5

Keywords: battlefield 5, funny, gameplay, satire, general sam

Id: nf3x-sMahT8

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 24 2019