Carol Burnett and Robin Williams -The Funeral

thank you thank you so much for coming thank you thank you thank you so much for coming Susan let's offer you my deepest deepest condolences thank you was Marcus Marcus yes thank you thank you so much for coming well I'll miss him yes it was a great loss oh well we're all gonna miss him terribly yes you must feel terrible well I don't feel good it was a terrible shock Oh death always is there you are sitting at home doing nothing and then suddenly death comes up and goes boom for those his last words what boom boom no no he actually he he didn't have any last words did he make any brass noises no noise this well you know kind of guttural noises that uh or maybe that high-pitched kind of a you were lower than that for you I wouldn't wait I'm gonna be here a while there you are oh speaking Susan you have to mourn to mourn oh I always thought the Irish were right to do all that keening Jamie yes do you want to ki no thank you I don't yeah how about seeing a Negro spiritual I don't think so it's very sure coming go to carry me Oh No much for coming don't you want to see no I don't I don't I don't want to sing and I don't want to keep if you don't mind I'd like to tend to the other mourners Susan Susan are you trying to avoid the sadness and I can't let you do that oh please let me do that it's been a terrible day I have to bury my husband here I'm gonna miss you so much how did you come about knowing my husband oh we used to take the commuter train together oh well he was the only person in that whole damn train it was nice to me oh the other people to get this look of panic in their eyes when I came towards him they try and move away oh but not your husband no no no he was always nice to me oh not like my father would never return my phone calls even though I had the seance and everything what well he's dead but I got this medium that gave me an 800 number that allows you to call the dead after 8 o'clock thank you so much for coming oh you're welcome I just don't know what I'm gonna do I'm not trained without your husband well why don't you read a book oh that's nice you don't hear my favorite book about the elephant thank you so much for coming and goodbye oh why are you leaving no I'm not you are leaving can't you take a hint making me hysterical for coming that is code or go away now understand obviously not I'm sorry I always thought that men thank you so much for coming there's anything else you said it was in code that I didn't understand I don't think so just go away wait wait wait wait wait please wait I I'm sorry I please accept my apology I'm terribly sorry for allowing my anger to show up oh come on POW what are you crazy terrible day are you sure you don't want a Keane I don't know and perhaps some other time please there is no time right now to try but I just don't know if I could I don't yes you cannot come on it's a wonderful wonderful sound I've never heard it it's kind of like oh it's alright he's keening no well it was a little startling I I don't know if I could I've just never done anything like that let it out like that you have to let it out would you help me I was a trainer soft Oh ha Thank You Marcus you have a nice day Chow has just asked if we could do this one more time uh I don't know I have no idea what he's going to do and so I figure well what the heck let him well I don't know so what are you pray for me so much thank you for coming thank you thank you Randy thank you so much for coming Susie let me offer you my deepest condolences thank you Morris like the cat thank you thank you so much for coming we're all gonna miss him terribly yes we'll all miss him terribly oh you must feel terrible well I don't feel good the terrible shock Oh death always is nature's way of saying check please there you are sitting at home and there's death walks up and says your tables ready I had a hamster named Tom that died and he was spinning on the wheel going it was not a pretty picture fine just so don't go on like oh I'm Susan so bad for you I wouldn't wait I'm gonna be here a while there's some coffee in the embalming room but it tastes 20 picture well I always thought the Irish to ride in Keaney do you want a king Keaney no no I don't think you know well how about singing a Negro spiritual no I don't think so you got a jump up turn around with your belly Oh your husband he was nice to me I got this medium who gave me an 800 number that allows you to call the dead after 8 o'clock maybe I can give you the number and you can try and call your husband on the other side maybe reach Elvis what the hell try it thank you so much for coming well you will come I just think I don't know what I'm gonna do on that train without your husband for well that's a nice idea you have any suggestions I don't care well what about a Stephen King now all I'm sorry though those zombies I'm sorry for good forgive me I I think it's so special that you're sharing this moment with me I want to tell you more about myself ever since my hamster Tom died I pedestal it these little claws at home like this thank you thank you thank you so much for coming and goodbye wait wait where are you going I think I'm only going anywhere you are the one going can't you take a hint when I say thank you for coming that is code for go a way now I don't want to hear about your little gangster anymore too much coffee Susan sorry I always thought okay thank you for coming meant just that

Channel: Tony Begbie

Views: 7,981,810

Rating: 4.8317256 out of 5

Keywords: Carol, Burnett, Robin, Williams

Id: jfDyTUiL8xs

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 19 2007

Reddit Comments

[u/romper_el_dia]

I want to hire actors to mess with the guests at both my wedding and my funeral.

I have actually thought quite a bit about this — probably more than would be considered “sane”. But, I think it would be a spectacularly successful prank.