I ask a question, you
answer and hit the button, and we move on to
the next question. They all must be honest answers. What's your most
irrational fear? Spiders. [DING] Too hard, sorry. Too-- I'm very sorry. Very aggressive. What's your button for? Because I answer also. Irrational. Mine is the sound of Styrofoam. [DING] Wow. You know, when the
chest hits each other. (GAGGING) Or cotton balls. You know? That. You couldn't even say it. No, because-- (GAGGING) Or cotton balls. Yeah. 'Cause, you know,
when you feel them. Name a-- 'cause irrational-- Do you mean the softest
things in the world scare you? You know when you feel them,
and they feel wonderful? No, it's the--
look at this, I can take a solid sheet of cotton. Not the balls. Wow. You're still having trouble. No. By the way-- Get those cotton
balls out of here. We're talking about irrational. You're still going to
stick with spiders? That's not irrational. That's like a regular. I have a fear of bamboo
in my fingernails. There you go. Yep. [DING] Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's like, good God! No, I saw it in a
movie once, and I still get like you with cotton balls. Although mine
actually is painful. Cotton's the best thing ever. Name the celebrity who hasn't
returned a text you sent. Name one who has. [DING] [LAUGHTER] You always return texts. I do. Very quickly. I am good returner. It's so fast that you
text and put it down, and you can come back, and
it was 27 minutes ago she texted back, and you're
like, oh my God, I should've kept my phone on me. Yeah. Well, yeah. [CHUCKLING] Emily's birthday and Valentine's
Day are both coming up. What's the worst gift
you've ever given her? That depends on
perspective, because I think my gifts are amazing. I've given her some
gifts that she loves. Weirdly, jewelry,
I'm a big miss. Big miss on everything. Really? Yeah. One of these, like, and
she goes like, oh my God, is there a gift receipt? [CHUCKLING] Oh. Yeah, it's tough. You don't know her taste by now? I thought I did. I really did. And I've tried maybe
six or seven times. Oh. Yeah. That's sad. Well, it's expensive,
is what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm sure she returns them. But I don't get the money back. No. [CHUCKLING] You're not supposed to. It's a gift. Well, it's a gift receipt. [DING] Say something sexy, but
do it in a Boston accent. (BOSTON ACCENT) Barbecue. [LAUGHTER] Sexy. Is barbecue not sexy? No. OK. No. (BOSTON ACCENT) Naked barbecues. Yeah. That's good. [DING] What's the strangest thing
that you know too much about? (BOSTON ACCENT) Naked barbecues. [CHUCKLING] True. [DING] No. Yeah, yeah. I've been to a couple
naked barbecues. That sounds dangerous. It is. I thought it would help with
my tan, but it's not the same. It's not the same. You're a liar. What part of your body
are you proudest of? My fake beard. [CHUCKLING] Let's take it off now. Well, you're not going to
say what you're proud of? My body-- what, my body? Yeah. I grew up Catholic in Boston. You don't say you're
proud of any body part. (BOSTON ACCENT)
There ain't nobody that God didn't give you. You can't be proud
of it, all right? I don't even know
what I'm saying. Edit? Great. If you had a fragrance,
what would it be called? Naked barbecue. Come on, too easy. I mean, you're going
to stick with it. Who was the last celebrity
you freaked out about meeting? Oh, that's a good question. [CLICKS TONGUE] I met Tom Brady once,
and I think that's-- [CHEERING] There she is. The lone Boston woman
just passed out. That's what it sounds like when
someone passes out, by the way. And then she just woke up. She just-- No, I met him, and
I think I realized there's a computer
chip put in you, even though he wasn't playing it. They put a computer chip in you
that when you meet Tom Brady, your computer shuts off. So he was like,
hey, how you doing? I was like, pretty good. [LAUGHTER] And that's all I remember
about meeting him. Yep. All right. And then woke up, and
was like, hi, Gisele. And that's all I remember. Oh, wow. Yeah. It was a pretty weird night. Well, you did freak out. Yeah. If you and Chris Martin
were to go on a date, where would you take him? Taco Bell. [DING] That's true. Really? I'm being dead serious. Yeah, when I was in college,
I went for 13 days straight, two meals a day. Woo! That's 26 meals. Yes, it is. But I should have thought
about it more, right? My answer? No, it's true, Taco Bell. One of my favorites. Do I get an endorsement? I actually do love
Taco Bell, so. Well, maybe you will-- If I keep saying-- Yeah, if you say how much you
love Taco Bell, they will. What was your biggest dad fail? Oh, man. So many. I-- oh, man. I don't know. I should call my therapist. I don't know. This is in place of that. Is it? Yes. Doctor? I don't know, my
biggest dad fail is-- You're a pretty good dad. I'm a pretty good dad. I try to be. Yeah. You're a good dad. I pretend to be, in public. Yeah. [CHUCKLES] All right, Andy. Andy's not satisfied
with this game so far. He's like, let's just stop them. I was going to let him up. OK, I'll let him up. Guys, go. Can we push in on Andy, please? Thank you. [CHUCKLING] Thanks, guys. No, just sit with it. Yeah. No, he's still going, guys. Let's keep it-- yeah. All right. Perfect. What is the one
thing that you tried that you'll never do again? Water skiing. Oh, yeah, that seems hard. Yeah. To be fair, one ski. I was water skiing--
actually, now that I realize, it was Emily's
fault. I was skiing great on two skis,
first time in my life. And from the boat,
she went, try one ski! And I went, no problem. And I put my toe
down on this ski. And you've never-- I think it was mathematically
impossible how fast I fell. It literally went like this. It was like, bloop. In the video, I'm gone. It's just, [YELLS],, and
just gone into the water. [LAUGHTER] So yeah, that took 12
months to recover from, and I'll never do it again. Yeah. Again, it was
Emily's fault. What is the weirdest thing you
ever did to impress a girl? Weirdest thing I ever
did to impress a girl? I flew 24 hours straight
to get to Emily's premiere when we first met, and then flew
24 hours back after 24 hours. Aw. Thank you. So looks like it
was pretty smart. Yep. I think she was a little
weirded out by it. No. Like, wow, you flew
all that-- wow, OK. No, that was really sweet. Really? Yeah, I remember the story. You remember that story? Yeah, great. And she loved it. I slept at your
house for three days. I needed to replenish. Most embarrassing
wardrobe malfunction. This one? Is there-- No, you look lovely. Oh, thank you. [MIC TAPPING] Never knew that would work. [CHUCKLING] If you were an animal,
what would you be and why? I would be a cheetah, because
it's the fastest animal. And I remember being a kid
thinking that was really cool. Fast. Yeah, they're very fast. Very fast. I like them. "A Quiet Place--" [BELL DINGING] OK. "A Quiet Place: Part II"
comes out March 20th. We'll be right back.
