Jo Koy is a Proud Pinoy

[Music] [Applause] [Music] young comedian from Las Vegas you can see him on Comedy Central's premium blend for every third also regular at the Laugh Factory right here in Hollywood this is his first appearance on The Tonight Show please welcome joe coy [Applause] okay I am Asian so stop looking at me like a math problem you guys are looking at me like what flavor is that living in a Hollywood to get the wars complements the worse living out here when you tell people you're Asian it's like oh you're Asian I love orange chicken you're talking about it's not a compliment that's an insult what they expect you to do when they say that like I'm supposed to go thank you [Applause] [Applause] it is good though delicious I love orange chicken don't think ages for his chicken thank the Mexicans they know how to cook it you don't know what I'm talking about you gonna pay an Express he only AZ guy there's one taking your order you look at the kitchen 17 Mexican coast both tickets out what is Mexican folklore is chicken so good Chinese meal like orange chicken tangy just like mama make head cause if I can tell you a family secret I teach Chinese people I'm just joking with each Chinese before American these Chinese people everything in America is made in China right everything this jacket these pants these shoes China they just wake them to start sewing for no reason slogan America made in China [Applause] you love everything about Chinese culture to come foo we look boo right come cool movies Chinese food we love it we can't get enough of Chinese food we don't care how horrible the service is right there the ludus waiters on earth they just want to hurry up and serve me and sit you down and let you go right they don't even have time to say hi at a Chinese restaurant you ever walk into a Chinese really to go hello well come right right you can walk in how many [Applause] there's a matter how busy to play a place could be empty and they're always in a hurry never knows that it's like okay you two--you to come here you come come come and sit you in the worst spots okay you sit right here you sit right here he said what is this I want to sit by the aquarium [Applause] we don't complain you know why cuz the food comes out quick when the food's already on the table right you ever notice that the food's already on the table right Lulu say it write the words barely come out of your mouth it's already on the table so you ready to order yeah I get some chicken [Applause] I know I know yeah boy how old is a little boy two and a half it's weird though he doesn't ought to talk yet so he's all bad you gotta figure out what he's saying and he's how I know girls are smarter than boys cuz I got a friend Stella she's got a little girl two and a half same age she's already talking like articulate too like money can I have a sandwich wow there's a deal sandwich every time we go her she shows up mommy can we go out and play mommy can we go upstairs play with the toys mommy little Joe's hungry can can we eat something and then of course she's like yeah but you need something let's find out what little Jill wants what do you want to eat you he wants a sandwich where's your helmet [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Filipinos in America

Views: 917,047

Rating: 4.890976 out of 5

Keywords: jo koy, Filipinos in Hollywood, stand up comedy, jay leno show

Id: 4ck5SxOKnzA

Length: 5min 45sec (345 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 12 2010