Jo Koy on his Family, his Restaurant and Jeanne and Melissa's Toes!

comedian jo koy is one of our favorite favorite guests to have on the show he's best known for his roundtable comments on a show Chelsea Lately and for the next two weekends he's at The Improv in Schaumburg making audiences laugh so let's take a look at Jo koy shall we my mom never hit us and she never put us in timeout she has something better than that it was called lecturing if I did something wrong my mom had at least two hours worth to say about it and it would last so long that who just I was look at my mom go mom just hit me all right I don't to hear your voice any more familiar now welcome to the act comedy corner it is good to see you again thank you Wow look at you I'm wearing the same outfit from the special things I'm not doing so good you snow every time you come anywhere really because I think you wear the same color scheme black yeah yeah but like black cos black makes you look skinny and then I grew the beard right went to the mirror because the bottom part of my neck was falling that's what I want to do it started falling I go just covered in hair I'm like I'm doing Jon Lovitz just have it in hand what if your neck starts to grow down just grow hair ha ha it's gone ladies I wasn't expecting all the sparklers though oh the great hey that's me being wise yes always that with that in or I'm 80 but since I'm Asian I look do I look younger no yeah yeah you do for 80 well the beard you need some convincing at all the beard does make you look more grown up does it thank you it doesn't week and this side ponytail makes you look 14 okay miss Donna because because you don't think about us usually when you got on other shows are you like now this is Nancy right women right before we go I go this isn't gonna be good so let's see I was just I was just on an a-plus show this evening Melissa you know you know we we also stock all your social media cuz your kid good at it we want to know how your mom is doing you were just talking about clip but look at mama coy call me boy you know she said right when she wore that shirt she goes how much is my cut no ha ha how much will you pay me for this shot Joe said is she still doing her radio show no she retired from a radio she did does it she is she part of the odd Casta get a huge go to a party in Italy this is the last episode and then her husband was like I didn't even know you had a show show how long was he going on this is one less bill you gotta pay yeah exactly when she said she retired I was like yes I can buy a car again okay what about your son how's your boy 13 I know and you see he's a good boy you're he's a good boy no you know he is the sweetest kid I just from watch what is he naps of him and everything the one in the red bag okay oh you know he didn't want to hit you at 13 my day I take all the kids of Hawaii every summer and this year it was the first time where he was like can you drop us off at the mall no drop us off at the beach yeah and all that stuff and then at the end of the trip I just felt so hurt because he wasn't spending any to be there anytime with me so I go you know you owe me half for the trip that's a great idea I just let you know and when was your vacation you're gonna pay for it right and what did what did he say to that well he goes yeah I'll do it but then it's just my money anyway right there you go his allowance yo it's so crazy how big they grow right and fast and are you ready oh yeah are there girlfriends yeah there's girlfriends okay depending interject home yeah and I get jealous like like when he stood like facetiming his guy friends and I'll just kind of open the door go you know it's cookie night yeah you know you guys step it on a cookie night Joe remember when we used to have cookie and then you hear them up face I like that was your dad he's creepy bro and then I open the door again go shut up Klaus he's my friend first oh she closed the door again oh then I open the door again just boxers I got a new cookbook you know we could had you standing in you boxes you would not want to see me in my box now know why you a guy fist you look good though horrible you want me to put it to pull my pants down right now you want oh really thanks a lot just before the segment you're like hey Joe won't you go stand right there and then I'm like you want me doing nothing okay yeah I wasn't one that's like yeah you're gonna stand next to a guy who wouldn't think it's Joe can you stand your boxers behind that column over there what no we need a creepy guy on this side ah what about of Fifty Shades of Grey the promo the Dierker I want to be joked away I want to see you in that promo I think you should do that it'd be so funny they had 50 shades of blacker Ronnie hey Doc yeah uh my friend King batches in that movie who's also gonna be with me this weekend he's a funny kid he's a really funny head it's also media is crazy 16 million followers yes you know what's funny it would quit he has no social life well Kagame gnarly like this yeah like say sona me Jeannie oh hey baby how you doing - how you doing look like he's right well you there's no like connection it's all but yeah it's been a couple of times I've seen pictures of him like at your restaurant in Vegas and stuff where you guys are just all hanging out oh yeah how is that going the restaurant is amazing like it's look yeah Bruno Mars yeah a fight did he like he came twice get out on the first time and then uh I had to get him a booster seat and then the second time the second time I got a high chair he rule does he just play with it like that you get to go through a lot so the Western are you there a lottery Oh back at or I'd go but I don't like to push the restaurants here I feel like I'm kind of cheesy but when I'm there I say they're all day right is your people calm there's gifts there oh my mom's area okay she walks in like like like the Queen no I am and I gave me the most expensive meat my son is paying me ah and feed my minions it's a bunch of Filipino women behind under nursing else's and real quick the podcast how dare you guys take my picture down on the wall of fame without dare you we don't think it resident Rudy came back and he was like Oh updated it we're updating it yeah we wouldn't take it you don't update my picture my picture stays on that wall in fact I want to paint it onto the wall yes I want a mural don't forget me with your feet next to me like that ha ha ha ha you knew the feet we're gonna cover me that's why you didn't bring your girlfriend cuz you want to talk about other woman's feet show your feet now BAM thank you I do have a weird little tan on it though I'm walking the dogs I apologize about that know that beautiful knowing my name plus plus go for it come on I owe you everything and we have a policy we do look good dude oh my god Oh gene that's so funny alright we'll do your toe and we'll do your friend for free all right look here video security goes for the price of 10 mccoggins are in for a treat joke boys not only performing tonight and tomorrow at The Improv in Schaumburg he's back 20 back this week didn't go to the bathroom in that headshot awful that's a different week pancakes Eddie fly go to Chicago got improv comedy love today and asking for 22s okay good boy we'll be right back toes get ten toes free you

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Length: 8min 20sec (500 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 16 2016