At the age of only
27, our first guest is one of the biggest
movie stars in the world. Her films have earned
more than $5.6 billion. Her new movie is
called Red Sparrow. I love this movie. Please welcome Academy Award
winner Jennifer Lawrence. Hey there! Hi. Hi. The audience is so well-lit. I feel like I know all of you. Yeah. It's normally dark out there. No, I like-- when
we started the show, I thought they should
be part of the show. They shouldn't be
in the dark they should be as lit as we are. So we-- I like that. --include them in the show. OK-- That's on purpose. It's-- do you want
for me to turn-- It's a little scary. No, no, no. It's OK. Do you not want to see them? No, no, no. It's fine. Just keep smiling. OK. Be supportive. So, first of all, the
movie is fantastic. Thank you. Portia and I loved it. We watched it and said, this is
like a good old fashioned spy thriller the way movies
used to be made, and I-- Yeah. --I just it. I think you're great in it. I think the movie is fantastic. So, I highly recommend it. I think it's fantastic. Thank you so much. And it comes out today. So now you're
officially on vacation. Yeah. And you have an alter ego
when you go on vacation. Yeah, I can't go on a vacation
right now because like, I just can't-- I can't deal with Gail. Like, at the-- I need
to rest before Gail. OK, why did you name her Gail? I didn't. She almost named herself-- I think my girlfriends
probably named her Gail just by the way-- by the way I look. And it's a very
specific drunk too. It's not just like, every time
I'm drunk, I turn into this-- I think she's like some sort of
tortoise gambler or something. Like, I don't always turn into
this masculine alter ego that, like, jumps into
shark-ridden waters just to make my friends laugh. My friends were like,
that's, like, too far, Jen. Like, no. Not funny. It's not every time. I think it might be rum,
which is what I brought up to Colbert because the only
time I drink rum is on vacation. Well, you're on vacation. Bring the rum. I can't keep doing this. Oh my god! I can't. I really can't. I'll take this one. OK. Oh my god. They're all labeled. That's rum-- They're fake, right? Are they-- Let's see if they are. That's real. Yep. Oh my god. But you don't normally-- --my whole thing. I'm not this big of a drinker. When I'm on a press tour,
I really drink a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Only on a press tour. Yeah, but like, if I'm working
and, like, filming, then-- No. --I can't sound like I'm,
like, like this every night. No. Well, you wouldn't be
able to because you're very professional-- No, but press tours-- it's the
only way to make it through. Yeah, so let's talk
about Gail some more-- OK. --while you drink that. Gail's a lovely-- she's
got a heart of gold. Uh-huh? You know? Can we show a picture of Gail? Because she does look very-- There she is. There is my girl. So that's-- Zoom in, please. That's how you normally
look, and then Gail is-- what is the difference-- First of all, that's not
how I nor-- oh my god, look. I was trying to look cute. I was, like, having--
getting photographed with all my girlfriends on the beach. Like, I wanted to look cute. And look, I can't
even repeat it. Like, is-- my whole
face is just crooked. It's a different face. Yeah. That's not your normal smile. I hope not. No. It might be. I don't-- no. But the hair too,
just so presidential. Yeah. What happens-- so,
you become braver. You go into shark
infested waters. I'll just give you like
five seconds of Gail. So-- OK. --from there, we
went conch diving. You pull out the conch, and
the guy driving our boat goes, look. They all have little worms. I took it out of his hand and
swallowed it and then pulled the worms out of all the conchs
and swallowed all the worms. And some of my friends are,
like, kind of laughing. But they're like, hello? Hello? And then we pull
up, and he's like, and this is where the fishermen
clean all the fish out. You know, so there's
all these sharks here. And I was like, sack,
and just jumped in. Everyone's like, somebody get
her some water and coffee. She's going to die. Wow. It was just like one
masculine, like-- what is that-- what are
those people called? Adrenaline junkie? Adrenaline junkie, yeah. And I'm like, I'm normally,
like, pretty cautious. Uh-huh. I've never-- You sit like that? I sit like this. Wow. In my real life. And then I get rum in
me, and I'm just like, let's arm wrestle! Uh-huh. So-- because usually,
if you drink vodka, you don't become Gail? It's only rum? I'm trying to think what
I drink at your birthday. Vodka. OK. I think you did. Yeah, and that did
something else but not Gail. But I think someone
was passing-- I think it was Reese walking
around with a tray of tequila shots, though. So I don't know if you did that. I probably knocked
the tray over. [GROWLS] I don't know. All I know is after
five minutes, me and Jennifer Aniston at
our arms around each other. No, I love you the most. No, I love you.
(GROWLING) I love you. We were just like,
[GROWLS] nostrils flared. Wow. --really intense. I love her. And she loves you. I love a lot of
people at your party. So, what kind of drunk was this
on-- this was a red carpet, and I want to know. No! What? No! Oh god, it was so awful. OK, in my defense,
please take her away. Oh my-- That's-- Oh my god! That's not Gail, right? No, that's someone else. I just met her the other night. I feel like her name
ends with an E or, like, "Veroneekae" or something. I don't know. So, what happened
was I did Andy Cohen. I was drinking a lot of wine. And then I went to
Colbert, tried to sober up. I was like drinking
coffee, and I was like, uh oh, I got too
drunk with the housewives, which is something I've always
dreamed of saying. So it's like, I got too
drunk with the housewives, trying to drink coffee. And then he pulls out shots of
rum in the middle of the show. Then I have to go to the
premiere, and I am hammered. And so I get on the red carpet. I'm like, don't look drunk. Don't look drunk. And then I look like I've
been electrif-- oh my god. Oh my god. That was you trying
not to look drunk? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It would have been better
just to look drunk-- Yeah. --I think. I think-- I think my
nipple was out too. I was just all sorts of awful. I don't think your nipple's out. Is your nipple out? That being said, I really think
drinking is a good idea for me. Yeah. Good way to get
through a press-- Yeah, no. It worked out. I'm telling you, I love
this movie so much, and it just-- it gets
very, very exciting. And that scene at the
end is like insane. But tell everyone
what it's about. I play a prima ballerina. Don't get me started. And then I have a
career-ending injury, and I get kind of forced
into the Russian version of the CIA, the SVR. And I go to a program
that is based on reality-- this book was written by a spy-- where young men and
women are trained in the psychological
manipulation. and in sex. And then I prevail
using my mind. Yes, it's really, really clever. And my accent. Yeah, and you and you kind of--
when it ends, you look back, and you go, ah, and it
kind of helps you follow that path of how you got there. Yeah, that's key. Yes, or else we'd be like, what? So, you're naked in this
film, and you've always said that you would not do that. Yeah. And tell everyone why
you made that choice. Finally just got hot, you know? You heard that Nelly song,
and you took off your clothes. Yeah. No, I just-- it was like-- it
was really an amazing script and story to me. I loved the
character, and I just didn't want to miss
out on it because of, like, my weird insecurities. So I did it. And on the day, it
was really lovely. I had been-- It was the first day, right? No, it wasn't the
first day of shooting. Oh. That would have been insane. I thought it was. Hello! No. I mean, most of
the guys have all known, like, from Hunger Games,
which I think makes it better. Everyone on the set, the crew. Yeah, all of the crew. They were all from Hunger Games. But they were really
nice, and they all went in at like 3:00 in the
morning to set up heaters because it was, like, a
very Hungarian winter. And I was always complaining
about being cold. And so I came in, and it was,
like, so toasty and warm. And I was like, what are
you doing with this heat? My nipples are going to be huge. Everyone's like,
what does she want? We can't win with her. Yeah, the crew was like,
Jen, you can't diet anymore. Yeah. So, you did "60 Minutes,"
and you live in my old home. Yes. And it was so fun to watch
what you've done with my home because I like it. It looks-- Oh, you do? I love it. OK. Yeah, it looks great. And that your friends surprised
you with a self-portrait. Yeah, my friends
are total jerks. Why-- --the worst. Why was that so
embarrassing to you? You got-- It was humiliate-- this is
why it was embarrassing to me. So, my mom comes
over to my house, and she has this painting. And I haven't seen
it yet, and she goes, I just have to tell
you something about-- oh my god, please. Oh my god, it's so embarrassing. My mom thought this
was a masterpiece. She said it was worth
easily $3 million. And my friend Justine,
the Italian one, was there for this,
for my mom saying, this is an absolute
masterpiece, and me being like, mom, please just throw
it in the garbage. Like, can we-- just, it's not-- How old were you
when you painted it? I was like, I don't know, 16. I was way too old to paint. I'm not an artist. And so my friend was
there and clocked it, and I knew that was bad. So I hid it in my garage,
and she found it the day that "60 Minutes" was coming. And you know, like,
"60 Minutes" is coming. I'm, like, so nervous. I'm like, what are you
guys going to talk about? What are you going to say? And they're like, come on. And then they go and
do something like that. Well, I think it's-- I thought it was really good. I thought it was really good. So we have a surprise for you. No. So, let's show everyone. Let's go outside. Oh, no. No! That's not real. Thank you. That's not real, right? Is that real? I don't know. Movie magic. Oh my god, look at the nose. Look at the lips. $3 million. That is a master-- OK, that's a masterpiece. All right. It's starting to feel
like some sort of pawn. Yeah. All right, we're back
with Jennifer Lawrence, and we are going to play
one of my favorite games. It's called Burning Questions. But today, we're going to
call it Jennifer's Law. If you could only drink
one cocktail for the rest of your life, what would it be? Scotch on the rocks. Really? No, gin martini. Really? Dark and stormy? What's that? I don't know what it is. I'm going to say red wine. That's what I'll say. That's not a cocktail. Otherwise, I would
have said red wine too. OK, I am so sorry. I will say tequila. You OK with that? Gin. Who's a better kisser-- Liam Hemsworth or
Bradley Cooper? Close your eyes and
try to remember. Bradley? Bradley, OK. And I don't know. If you could only
watch one reality show for the rest of your life,
which one would it be? I think I know? Do you want to say it
at the same time as me? Yeah. "Housewives." "Vanderpump Rules." Oh, what is it? Yeah, see, close. What is it? "Vanderpump Rules." Oh, "Vanderpump Rules." I don't know. They've really
gotten up and taken-- they're killing it. Yeah. You've called yourself
a hypochondriac. What was the last illness
you were sure that you had? A stroke. It wasn't, like,
a disease, but I thought I was having a stroke. What were the symptoms? Just a headache. I love me on rum. When you're alone, what do
you talk to your dog about? We talk about how we're
going to go for walkies. We talk about how if she ever
sees a coyote, run to mom. We talk about-- we mostly
talk about walkies and bones and how good of a girl she is. She's such a good girl. Pippi, if you're watching,
you're a very good girl. All right, the game
is over because I am saying thank you to people now. So, that's the end of the game. You want me to do it? Yeah. I want to thank Jennifer,
Meghan Trainor, Lindsey Vonn, and Laverne Cox. Have a wonderful weekend. That's how it was spelled. Be kind to one another. Goodbye.
