Jennifer Lawrence Takes a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

I need you to pick your arms straight up in the air coming okay I understand the terrible situation I'm in fully get it is your name Jennifer Lawrence yes are you 27 years old yes are you about to take a polygraph exam yes okay so we're all wired up guys we good I feel like I'm living a nightmare okay it'll be quick and easy Jennifer it's not that bad so this is simple the needles move if it detects nervousness if the needles are already going crazy take a deep breath focus on answering the question yep are you nervous yes why you nervous because I feel like everybody hates me why because of the Internet here we go do you want to get married someday yes have you ever been in love yes have you ever told your significant other you love them and got no response no do you think everyone has a soul mate no I'm getting increasingly nervous but everything I'm saying is true okay oh it starts showing that I'm sorry I just made it react okay do you believe in love at first sight no are you in love with this random guy no you sure about that yes photo please have you ever had your heart broken yes would you date someone shorter than you yes is there someone out there who doesn't know you have a crush on them no would you date a non-celebrity yes getting increasingly nervous okay do you have a favorite brother no would you tell a friend if you didn't like their haircut her outfit yes 20 your friends use dating apps yes have you ever used the dating app no is it okay to check your significant others phone or emails no have you ever done this yes but with permission I was young I learned my lesson or any of your friends too needy no text too much no over communicate no I mean yes but that's what I like about her are you talking about this woman no you sure about that yes positive mm-hmm okay photo I don't know why I keep giving myself the most stressful ones I'm God every time I look out of the jumps I choose beauty we ever tried the Kylie lipstick yes do you wear makeup to the gym No Oh what are you looking at nothin what are you looking at I'm looking for the truth and me too if somebody showed up at the same party with the same outfit would you change no do you look better with a suntan yes did you ever faked him yes you want it to look I did I'm like what why'd you want to look because I use it on my body but not my face the truth is revealed are there any styles you think you could never pull off yes do you regret any your red carpet looks I do but I don't regret that one oh sorry were you guys that maybe of course I regret red style red of course I regret red carpet looks photographed leaves my hair was fabulous that night is there a trend you tried you felt you couldn't pull off you have do you consider yourself low-maintenance yes do you do your own laundry not anymore see it's good to be honest and let's get into philosophy do you know anyone in the Illuminati no are you in the Illuminati no you have a moral dilemma yeah the train is speeding down the tracks about to hit a group of 20 people if you pull a lever you can divert the train to a track that would kill only one person do you pull the lever to save 20 people yes what if instead of pulling that lever you had to push that one person in front of the Train to save those 20 people yes I mean it would be psychotic not to in fact every time I'm in the subway I always think about pushing people on the tracks I don't do it I don't get tempted to do it but it it crosses my mind told you so happy that that was confirmed with the polygraph that I'm a psychopath I don't want to do it okay anyway do you believe in the afterlife I don't know no leaning more towards no I feel like it's just a reaction to an eighth narcissism that we just believe that we can't not exist here's pop culture where Ross and Rachel really on a break yes do you consider Rostov and cheating No to watch reality TV yes is reality TV reality yes is Kim your favorite Kardashian Oh do you believe in aliens I think gasps I think so I have no reason not to yeah of course be still II think we're the only ones do you remember your character Mystique's real name from the x-men Raven dark home confirmed can you name five x-men no I can't do you tip well yes more than 15% yes more than 20 sometimes yeah I mean like when it's appropriate yes oh geez I'm God I'm a bad tipper okay I can't believe I'm rich in a bad tipper that's heartbreaking okay it's mostly just from me not knowing or not having you know just what it's from Bateman it's from my bubble should pineapple ever be on Pizza no never sorry chrissy teigen when you see yourself on the screen do you think I did a great job if I did the music have you ever had a Facebook account no oh yes when I was younger he awesome do you ever Google yourself yes are you afraid of anything yes are you afraid of this even that's one of them I don't like those you may remove the picture and this I'm not really scared of clowns unless like I'd be scared of the amount of fun I'm about to not have I don't feel like I might be past the age where I can be entertained by a clown except for cab and Modern Family when you pulled the giant clock out of his coat at the gas station and said come on we're late that was about it was that really funny yes okay one last question at any point during this interview did you lie and we didn't catch you no I mean I can't know if you have caught me yet but I don't believe to have lied in this interview

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Id: 5LoBGoQPUNc

Length: 9min 32sec (572 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 01 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/highflyingpigeons]

Asking the wrong Jennifer

[u/Cacceb83]

My memory isn't what it used to be.... but didn't Rachel tell Monica she and Ross broke up? BEFORE she found out about Chloe.

And, also, didn't she say to Ross the very next morning (while Chloe was behind his door) "Can I be your girlfriend again?"

I dunno...that sounds like a breakup to me!

[u/NoNameAvaiIable]

We never really find out if she was lying or not, but for what it is worth, I agree :)

[u/TPGStorm]

When does she answer that question?

[u/rockerswise]

lie detectors don’t actually work.

[u/RespectTheDuke]

i'd never do this.

[u/secretagentMikeScarn]

Rachel is wrong, Ross is right. If Rachel hadn't been hanging out with the guy from her work (forget his name) and Ross just went and did that, then I'd be on Rachel's side

[u/[deleted]]

She's adorable, seriously.

[u/the_Ex_Lurker]

They were on a breath and it wasn’t technically cheating, but Rachel still had every right to be pissed.