OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. I HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH OUR FIRST GUEST AND HER FAMILY FOR OVER A DECADE -- IN A VERY HEALTHY WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE IS THE QUEEN OF REALITY TV, SOCIAL MEDIA, AND NOW, COSMETICS, TOO, WITH HER COMPANY KKW BEAUTY. PLEASE WELCOME KIM KARDASHIAN WEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >> Jennifer: SO, ARE YOU EXCITED? >> I'M EXCITED. >> BUCKLE DOWN AND GET COMFORTABLE. MY FIRST QUESTION, DO YOU THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT REGGIE BUSH'S WIFE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU? I DON'T. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. >> Jennifer: SO I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOU -- PROBABLY NOT FOR YOU. I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOU FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE MET? >> I DO, ACTUALLY. WE WERE AT -- >> Jennifer: OH MY GOD. >> WE WERE AT A HOTEL IN NEW YORK. AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE WERE COMING FROM, BUT IT WAS LATE. WE WERE GOING UP TO SEE THIS AXL GEVORT SUITE AT THE GREENWICH. I'M GETTING IN THE ELEVATOR WITH KANYE, THE DOOR'S ABOUT TO CLOSE, I HEAR JENNIFER SCREAMING "I LOVE YOUR SHOW." ACROSS THE LOBBY. >> Jennifer: THAT WAS THE SAME HOTEL WHERE I WAS TAKING OFF MY BRA UNDER MY SHIRT AND KANYE TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER. I WAS LIKE, WHAT? OH MY GOD! SO RECENTLY I WENT OVER TO YOUR MOM'S HOUSE FOR DINNER. >> YES. >> Jennifer: IT WAS EVER I COULD HAVE EVER CRDREAMED OF. >> WAS IT? >> Jennifer: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY, SO JENNIFER CAME OVER FOR DINNER LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO. >> Jennifer: YEAH. >> I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM MORE DRUNK IN OUR LIVES. >> Jennifer: I WAS WAY MORE DRUNK THAN YOUR MOM. YOU TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOTHER. >> NOT POSSIBLE. IT WAS -- IT WAS SO FUNNY. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS! >> Jennifer: NO. DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AT THAT POINT IT WAS LIKE TWO -- THEY HAD LIKE A FEW TOO MANY DRINKS FOR MY TASTE. >> Jennifer: YEAH. WELL, YOU WERE DRINKING TEA. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I UNDERSTAND. AND I REMEMBER GETTING NAKED IN YOUR MOM'S CLOSET AND ORDERING YOU TO DRESS ME. >> YES. >> Jennifer: YOU DRESSED ME FABULOUSLY. I LOOKED AMAZING AS YOU COULD SEE IN THAT VIDEO. IS MY MEMORY CORRECT, DID YOU CALL KANYE TO COME UP IN THE CLOSET? DID YOU WANT HIM TO STYLE ME? >> YOU SAID, I'M NOT JOKING, "I REALLY WANT KANYE TO STYLE ME." SO I SAID OKAY, AND I COME BACK IN AND YOU'RE FULLY BUCK NAKED. I GET ON THE INTERCOM AND TELL HIM TO NOT COME UPSTAIRS. AND WE PUT ON ONE OF MY MOM'S DRESSES AND YOU WORE IT THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DINNER. >> Jennifer: OH, I HAVE IT. I WENT HOME IN IT. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU AND KANYE LIKE FART IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER OR TALK ABOUT FARTS? [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU FART IN FRONT OF HIM? >> I DON'T FART, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jennifer: THERE'S NO REAL GOOD WAY TO SEGUE INTO THAT. I WAS JUST THINKING, BECAUSE I ASKED YOU TO GET ME GAS-X, I REMEMBER KANYE LOOKING DOWN THE TABLE LIKE, OH MY GOD, SHE FARTS! I HAD ONE OF THOSE STABBING GAS PAINS IN THE BACK OF MY RIBS. >> YOU DID. >> Jennifer: BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU SO WELL NOW. >> Jennifer: YEAH, INSIDE AND OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. SO ONE THING THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW IF THEY HAVEN'T WATCHED EVERY SINGLE EPISODE FROM THE TIME THE SHOW STARTED IS THAT YOU RUN INSTAGRAM AND SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT YOU'RE ALSO A BONA FIDE HACKER. >> TOTALLY. I'M RETIRED. I'M FULLY RETIRED. >> Jennifer: TELL ME ABOUT THOSE DAYS. >> YEAH, I USED TO BE LIKE THE GO-TO SPY THAT EVERYONE WOULD CALL AND TRY TO GET INFO ON THEIR BOYFRIENDS OR HUSBANDS OR WHATEVER. >> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU GET IT? WHAT DID YOU DO? >> I JUST PROBABLY WAS IN A REALLY INSECURE, UNTRUSTING RELATIONSHIP, AND I HAD TO USE -- >> Jennifer: OH, THAT FAR BACK. >> IT'S FAR BACK. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE. I DON'T HACK ANYMORE. >> Jennifer: KANYE DOESN'T HAVE A PASSWORD ON HIS PHONE. >> YEAH, NO, HE DOESN'T. BUT -- ACTUALLY, WE SHOULDN'T SAY THAT. HE DOES, PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jennifer: OH, YEAH, YEAH. >> HE DOESN'T HAVE PICTURES IN HIS PHONE, SO YOU'RE GOOD, YOU CAN TAKE HIS PHONE. THERE IS THIS SERVICE THAT I FIGURED OUT THAT YOU CAN CALL SOMEONE'S NUMBER AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S ANYONE ELSE'S NUMBER CALLING THEM. SO WHAT I FIGURED OUT IS HOW TO GET INTO THE VOICE MAIL SYSTEM IS IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER, BUT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S YOUR OWN NUMBER CALLING. IT TRICKS THE SYSTEM AND GETS RIGHT INTO THE VOICE MAIL SYSTEM. WE'RE SCREWED NOW THAT THERE'S TEXTING. BECAUSE NO ONE LEAVES VOICE MAILS ANYMORE. >> Jennifer: RIGHT, YEAH. >> BUT I GOT ALL THE DIRT BACK IN THE DAY. >> Jennifer: TOTAL CREEPS ARE SCREWED. >> I GOT MAJOR DIRT BACK IN THE DAY. >> Jennifer: WOW. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD LIKE HACK LIKE A PRESIDENT'S TWITTER AND MAYBE LIKE STOP A WAR? LIKE YOU COULD SAVE THE WORLD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IN THEORY. KIND OF LIKE THAT GAME WE WERE PLAYING AT THE HOUSE, REMEMBER? >> Jennifer: I DON'T REMEMBER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU WERE LIKE, OKAY, IF YOU COULD SAVE THE WORLD, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER SLEEP WITH? DONALD TRUMP OR KIM JONG-UN? >> Jennifer: OH, WHO DID YOU SAY? >> I THINK WE WERE JUST LAUGHING SO HARD WE DIDN'T CHOOSE. >> Jennifer: OH, THAT'S -- I WOULD HAVE MADE YOU CHOOSE. I GET VERY AGGRESS WHIFF I'M DRUNK. >> YEAH. >> Jennifer: I PROBABLY PUT YOU IN SOME SORT OF HOLD WHERE YOU WERE GOING TO PASS OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, NO, I DON'T KNOW IF WE CHOSE. >> Jennifer: ANOTHER RANDOM QUESTION. DOES KHLOE -- IS KHLOE LIKE IN ON YOU BEING SUBTLY RUDE TO HER? OR OW JUST SUBTLY RUDE? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE ABOUT HER STYLE? >> Jennifer: YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> I LOVE KHLOE -- >> Jennifer: NO, OF COURSE YOU DO. >> WE GO THROUGH PERIODS AND HER AND I ARE REALLY VIBING RIGHT NOW. YEAH, I'M JUST -- MAYBE I WAS RUDE ABOUT HER STYLE. >> Jennifer: OKAY. >> BUT I LOVE HER STYLE, REALLY. >> Jennifer: I DON'T HAVE A SISTER SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS. >> IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL. YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING. >> Jennifer: TO BE HONEST, IF YOU HAD STYLED MY SUITCASE I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN LIKE, SICK. . IF I'D ALREADY PACKED IT, I WOULD HAVE BEEN ANNOYED. >> SHE UNPACK THE IT. >> Jennifer: YOU PUT ALL THE WORK IN. THE POLAROID WAS A REALLY NICE TOUCH. I WANTED TO FOR THIS SHOW, I COULDN'T STOP HAVING IDEAS. I WANTED YOU TO COME AND LIKE ORGANIZE MY CLOSET AND STUFF. >> I WILL, EYE COME OVER AND ORGANIZE, POLAROIDS AND ALL. >> Jennifer: PLEASE DO. OKAY, WAIT -- WAIT, WHAT DO I -- OKAY. I MADE YOU SOMETHING BUT I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME WHAT SHOULD I DO? >> JUST WRAP UP THE CONVERSATION AND GO TO BREAK -- >> Jennifer: OKAY, WHEN WE COME BACK -- NO, WRAP UP THE CONVERSATION. OKAY, KIM. [ LAUGHTER ] HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! VERY FUNNY STUFF. WHEN WE COME BACK, I HAVE MANY DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS I NEED TO ASK KIM. TO TALK ABOUT HER COSMETIC LINE, KKW. THIS IS ONE OF HER PRODUCTS WHICH I THINK I HAVE. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, NEVER MIND, NO, I DON'T HAVE THAT. THIS IS FOR -- BLUSH? >> IT'S FOR CONTOUR. BLENDING CONTOUR. >> Jennifer: CONTURBULENTING. >> YES, NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. >> Jennifer: NOT AT ALL WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR. >> YOU KNOW WHAT -- [ RIM SHOT. >> I NEVER THOUGHT ALL MY THINGS ARE LIKE FLESH COLOR. SO I GET IT. BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY THE COLOR OF -- IT WASN'T NECESSARILY THE FRESH COLOR THAT MADE ME THINK IT WAS A DILL DOUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I VISUALLY SEE DARKER COLORS. >> Jennifer: AH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THAT'S WHAT COMES TO MIND, WHEN I WAS POSTING IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA I WAS LIKE, [ BLEEP ], THIS LOOKS LIKE A DILL DOUGH. >> Jennifer: YEAH, I DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE IT WAS SO WHITE. SO TO MOVE ON FROM DILL DOUGHS. WHICH I DON'T WANT TO DO. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE -- YOU'RE HOSTING YOUR FAMOUS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR. >> IT IS MAKING A RETURN. >> Jennifer: I NOTICE I'VE NEVER BEEN IN ONE. >> YOU ARE WELCOME. >> Jennifer: OKAY, GOOD. I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF PUTTING MYSELF IN ONE ALREADY. >> OH! >> Jennifer: THIS I DREW MYSELF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE FAN ART THAT I MADE YOU. THIS IS US. >> OH MY GOD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jennifer: THIS IS YOU, THIS IS ME. MY EYES ARE CLOSED IN COMPLETE BLISS. >> I LOVE IT. >> Jennifer: SO YOU CAN KEEP THIS. >> YAY! I'M GOING TO FRAME THIS. >> Jennifer: YEAH, YOU SHOULD. ON YOUR FRIDGE? OKAY, CAN I GET TO MY DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTION CARD? >> YES. >> Jennifer: OKAY, GREAT. WELL, ACTUALLY -- THIS IS A TOTAL SIDE NOTE. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SELENA GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH JUSTIN? >> I THINK IT'S SO CUTE. >> Jennifer: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Jennifer: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. WHO OF ALL OF YOUR SISTERS LOST THEIR VIRGINITY FIRST? [ LAUGHTER ] >> PROBABLY ME. >> Jennifer: REALLY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY KOURTNEY. >> NO IT WASN'T KOURTNEY. >> Jennifer: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON? >> YES. >> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? >> MY HACKING SKILLS. >> Jennifer: NICE! >> YEAH. I GOT INTO THE VOICE MAIL THING. AND IT WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY. I WAS AT DINNER WITH ALL OF MY BEST FRIENDS. PUT IT ON SPEAKER BOARD WONDERING LIKE WHERE MY BOYFRIEND WAS. HIS VOICE MAIL, HE WAS FLYING IN TOWN TO MEET ANOTHER GIRL ON MY BIRTHDAY, LIED TO ME THAT HE WAS IN A DIFFERENT CITY. >> Jennifer: OH MY GOD, THAT'S LIKE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG! [ LAUGHTER ] OH MY GOD, THAT'S AWFUL, I'M SORRY THAT HAPPENED. DID YOU MARRY HIM? [ LAUGHTER ] HOW MANY EX-BOYFRIENDS ARE STILL ON YOUR PHONE? >> ONLY ONE. >> Jennifer: OKAY. >> YEAH. AND, YOU KNOW, SUPER FRIENDLY, HE LIVES RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM KOURTNEY. WE NEVER, YOU KNOW, REALLY TALK. BUT THE NICEST FAMILY. I WENT TO HIS WEDDING. AND -- YEAH. >> Jennifer: GREAT. OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, I WANT US BOTH TO NAME YOUR CRAZIEST EX-BOYFRIEND. >> MY CRAZIEST? >> Jennifer: YOUR CRAZIEST EX-BOYFRIEND. >> OKAY. >> Jennifer: ONE, TWO -- THREE -- KRIS HUMPHRIES! [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL OF THEM. >> Jennifer: YOU GOT ME. WHAT IS THE MOST INCORRECT RUMOR YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF YOURSELF? >> I DON'T KNOW, I START TO LIKE BELIEVE IN THEM ALL, THERE'S SO MANY. >> Jennifer: I KNOW. >> I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW. >> Jennifer: I KNOW, IT'S SO OVERWHELMING. WHENEVER I GET ASKED THAT QUESTION MY EYES GO CROSSED. IT'S EVERYTHING. AFTER A WHILE, LIKE THERE WAS FOOTAGE THAT I HAD BLAMED DONALD TRUMP FOR ALL THE HURRICANES IN THE WORLD. LIKE AFTER I SAW THE NINTH HEADLINE I WAS LIKE, DID I? [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DIDN'T. IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH ONE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY, WHO WOULD YOU KILL LAST? >> LIKE I COULD ONLY HAVE ONE SURVIVING? >> Jennifer: YEAH, LIKE YOU'VE ALREADY KILLED THE ANNOYING ONES AND NOW THERE'S LIKE -- BASICALLY THE FAVORITE ONE. >> OKAY. I MEAN -- MY KIDS? >> Jennifer: OH, WELL. CHILDREN -- NOW I FEEL GUILTY. [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL BAD. >> YOU MEAN SIBLINGS? >> MEAN SIBLINGS. BUT IF YOU WERE GOING TO KILL A KID WHAT KID WOULD IT BE? [ LAUGHTER ] NO WHICH OF YOUR SIBLINGS WOULD YOU KILL LAST? >> IT MIGHT BE KHLOE, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHE'D LIKE KILL ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jennifer: YEAH. KHLOE WOULD ACTUALLY BE THE ONE YOU'D HAVE TO KILL FIRST. >> YEAH. >> Jennifer: STRICTLY SURVIVAL-WISE. OKAY, WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING KANYE DOES? >> HE FALLS ASLEEP ANYWHERE. IT'S LIKE WE'LL BE AT A MEETING, OR LIKE HE'LL INTRODUCE ME TO PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE, WE'LL BE AT A RESTAURANT, AND HE'LL BE SNORING AT THE TABLE. >> Jennifer: I WISH I HAD THAT. DO YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE NORMAL COUPLE THINGS WHERE YOU ARGUE OVER WHO TO HIRE TO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT EVERY DAY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE ARE SUPER NORMAL. WE WATCH "FAMILY FEUD" EVERY NIGHT BEFORE WE FALL ASLEEP. >> Jennifer: OH MY GOD. THAT'S LIKE OVERLY NORMAL. [ LAUGHTER ] I WATCH YOU GUYS TO FALL ASLEEP. [ LAUGHTER ] HOW MANY OF KANYE'S ALBUMS CAN YOU NAME? >> ALL OF THEM. >> Jennifer: OH, YOU CAN? >> YEAH. >> Jennifer: THAT'S SWEET. YOU'RE A GOOD PARTNER. >> YEAH. >> Jennifer: HAVE YOU TALKED TO O.J. SINCE HE'S GOTTEN OUT OF PRISON? >> I HAVEN'T. >> Jennifer: DAMMIT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN YEARS. I THINK I SAW HIM AT A CLUB IN MIAMI LIKE A DECADE -- MAYBE RIGHT LIKE EIGHT, NINE YEARS AGO. >> Jennifer: DID YOU TALK TO HIM? >> YEAH. >> Jennifer: DID YOU ASK HIM IF HE DID IT? [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU JUST GET THAT OVER WITH? >> I NEVER -- I JUST NEVER REALLY LIKE GO THERE. I HAVE LIKE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR HIS CHILDREN. >> Jennifer: OH, YEAH. >> I FEEL LIKE -- MY MOM AND CAITLYN BOTH SAY A LOT ABOUT IT, AND THEY'RE REALLY VOCAL. AND I JUST FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW, HIS KIDS. IT MUST BE LIKE REALLY HARD. I JUST TRY TO LIKE STAY AWAY FROM IT. >> Jennifer: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE TRIED TO ATTACK CHILDREN TONIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] HAS KANYE EVER WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT YOU THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT? >> YEAH. >> Jennifer: CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, THERE WAS ONE THAT HE HASN'T RELEASED. BUT HE SANG IT AT THE MET. CALLED "AWESOME." >> Jennifer: AWW. >> AND HE WRITES -- LIKE BEFORE WE GOT TOGETHER, HE HAD PLAYED IT FOR ME WHEN HE WAS RECORDING "WATCH THE THRONE." AND THEN WHEN I WAS PREGNANT, AND THAT WAS MY FIRST MET BALL, HE PERFORMED IT, LIKE TO ME AT THE MET. >> Jennifer: OH MY GOD. WOW, THAT KIND OF STUFF -- NEVER HAPPENS TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT MUST BE REALLY, REALLY NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WANT TO KEEP LIKE -- SO WHAT DOES HE WEAR TO BED? [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DO BOTH OF YOU WEAR TO SLEEP? I HAVE KIM KARDASHIAN ON A COUCH ANSWERING QUESTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LIKE DO YOU EVER SLEEP IN SOCKS? >> I SLEEP IN SOCKS EVERY NIGHT. >> Jennifer: OH MY GOD. >> LIKE I PUT MY SOCKS UP, I'M FREEZING. >> Jennifer: YEAH, IT'S REALLY COLD IN THIS STUDIO, I'M GOING TO TALK TO JIMMY ABOUT IT. >> IT IS. >> Jennifer: I HAVE A WEIRD REACTION WHERE I SWEAT WHEN I GET COLD. SO I'M AFRAID IF ANYBODY AT HOME IS WONDERING WHY I'M SITTING THIS WAY, IT'S NOT FOR MY BREASTS. IT'S FOR MY ARMPIT SWEAT. [ LAUGHTER ] TRYING TO SQUEEZE IT AWAY. >> I GET COLD TOO. >> Jennifer: YEAH, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THAT. MY LEG HAIR GROWS FASTER WHEN IT'S WARM. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR SURROGATE, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU -- >> Jennifer: WAS I EVEN IN THE CONVERSATION? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'LL KNOW IF I DO IT AGAIN. >> Jennifer: OH MY GOD. I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR KIDS TO JUST BE LIKE TEENAGERS. IT'S LIKE THE ROYAL FAMILY. I'M JUST LIKE, OH, WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HOPE THEY'RE JUST ALL SO NICE. >> Jennifer: THEY ARE. THE WHOLE FAMILY SO IS LOVELY. WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO FOR HALLOWEEN? >> WE ALL GO TO KOURTNEY'S AND SPEND HALLOWEEN THERE. AND I TRY -- I WAS GOING TO DO THAT THING THAT YOU SHOWED EARLIER, TELLING THE KIDS THAT I TOOK MR. CANDY. >> Jennifer: YEAH. >> AND VIDEOTAPE IT. THEN I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO DO IT. >> Jennifer: YEAH, THERE WAS SOME OF THOSE KIDS' REACTIONS I WAS WATCHING, SOME OF THEM LIKE AWW. THEN SOME OF THEM I WAS LIKE, IF I EVER DID THAT TO MY PARENTS? >> YEAH. >> Jennifer: IF I THREW A CUP AT MY PARENTS, IF MY PARENTS TOLD ME THEY ATE ALL MY CANDY I'D BE LIKE, OH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, KOURTNEY GOES SO OVERBOARD WITH THE DECORATIONS THAT I THINK HER KIDS ARE JUST OVER IT. >> Jennifer: OH, REALLY. >> LIKE ANTI-HALLOWEEN. >> Jennifer: NO WAY. WHAT WERE THEY? >> MASON WAS QUEVO FROM MIGOS. SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL. AND MELBY WAS NOTHING. NONFESTIVE. AND NORTH WAS WONDER WOMAN. SHE WAS A FEW THINGS. HER AND SAINT WERE AXL ROSE AND SLASH. >> Jennifer: OH MY GOD. >> LIKE THEY HAD FITS WITH THE WIGS AND IT WAS A WHOLE THING. SO THAT LASTED LIKE ONE SECOND. >> Jennifer: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AT HALLOWEEN, FIVE MINUTES WITH A WIG. >> AND THEN THEY WERE BUNNIES TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING IN. >> Jennifer: OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO CUTE. >> SO THEY DID THE COSTUMES LIKE I DID THIS YEAR. >> Jennifer: I ALWAYS THOUGHTFY HAD A LITTLE BABY AND IT WAS A BOY, I WOULD MAKE HIM A CHIPPENDALE'S CHADANCER AND TAK THE SHIRT OFF WITH THE BOW TIE. >> I SAW THIS GIRL ONLINE, HER DAUGHTER IS A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL WITH THE WINGS AND LINGERIE, IT WAS A BATHING SUIT, I THINK SHE GOT A LOT OF [ BLEEP ] FOR IT. >> Jennifer: THAT'S THE THIRD TIME I HAVE PROVEN I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO BE AROUND KIDS. [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST THINK IT'S SEXY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. >> Jennifer: OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS LIKE THINK ABOUT BLAC CHYNA? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW, I WAS -- I ALWAYS SAID WHEN SOMEONE WAS GOING TO ASK ME -- YOU KNOW, DREAM IS GOING TO SEE THIS ONE DAY. AND SO I THINK IT'S JUST SUPER RESPECTFUL TO JUST NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY NIECE'S MOM. >> Jennifer: GOT IT. TOTALLY. FOURTH CHILD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] KKW BEAUTY CONTOUR AND HIGHLIGHT KITS ARE AVAILABLE NOW. KIM KARDASHIAN WEST, EVERYBODY!
I mean she married the wavemaster I hope she'd be a tad bit wavy
the wife of pablo
Dang Kanye has a habit to fall asleep anywhere and they watch family feud to go to bed every night. I feel closer to god
she gets exclusive Ye content, life is unfair
Classy lady.
I'm surprised they even let the conversation segue into hacking with JLaw being a participant.
Kim so bad
I'd love to see her as first lady
Aww i love her she is so much more wholesome than you would expect.