Jeff Ross - Roast de Rob Lowe

your full name should be Rob low testosterone Rob Lowe [Applause] or as a girl in the sex tape said Rob No yeah my hero Prince fought for creative freedom and I think it's unfair that you have this reputation for being a diva and a [ __ ] because if you were a man they would just say you were strong and assertive so when Comedy Central call me and said Rob Lowe wants to be roasted are you in roastmaster I said I'm with her it's not easy for actresses in their 50s but you keep swinging baby is it true that you're deaf in one ear yeah that can be a real problem for you sometimes because you can't hear the girl's parents coming home anyway it's great to be here at the Comedy Central Roast of white privilege I know what you're thinking how come there's no black people up here we actually booked two they're just not here yet of course my pal David Spade doing a killer job hosting this show tonight give it up for [Applause] it looks like Jane Lynch mid-transition Dave how'd you get here tonight little red Corvette Congrats to my pal Pete Davidson just voted proactive breakout comic of the year Pete Davidson is so young Rob Lowe tried to [ __ ] him on camera how [ __ ] cool is it that Peyton Manning is here fresh off a Super Bowl [Applause] some people say Tom Brady is the best but you know what I say you're the best dude you took two different teams to the promised land and you did it all with one missing chromosome I just got peyton manning's new book it's called football good fire bad [Applause] and there's darling Nikki Nikki Glaser Glaser I just met her seriously Nikki how did a Jewish woman get a TV show about sex what's it called not now with Nikki Glaser I'm kidding I know you're not Jewish Jews are funny I reckon David Spade invited jewel here because he really misses Chris Farley and he heard she used to live in a van down by the river [Music] what can I say Julia the only jeweled who gets less valuable with age and what happened you wrote eleven books but you couldn't write a single [ __ ] joke [Applause]

Channel: Comedy Central Latinoamérica

Views: 3,394,647

Keywords: Comedy Central, Comedy Central LA, ComedyCentral, ComedyCentralLA

Id: ejv7tnWGLfM

Length: 3min 19sec (199 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 19 2016