Trace Adkins - Craig Tries His Manliness & He Insults Craig = Hilarious- 6/9 Visits In C. Order

[Music] and with my first guest tonight wears a hat and he's a big country music star wears a hat which is difficult for us because the Layton's crappy in here and we have to get a special light and when people have a hat so not just be a flashlight under the chin and we can tell scary camping he's the big giant country music star is latest album tanzen stores now please welcome the wonderful Trace Adkins ever [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh good to see you big guy have you been I've been good yeah the album's 10 mm is it dedicated in any way to the movie starring you know what sort of name bo Derek when she ran down the beach with her boobies moving up and down several songs about that on you do like you do like I assume I remember the video for honky tonk badonkadonk there was a which I attribute to ya boobies in that yeah yeah why are you why is your seat up so high well you're eight foot tall that's why you're not used to seeing people in the same land I except maybe birds [Laughter] [Applause] graduations on a lot of stuff since I saw you yeah you talking about the citizen you didn't tell anybody you read very well no because I thought someone may talk that's a little open well I told some people I just didn't tell you no tell me I didn't wanna know anyway but and congratulations you got a new set - no no I think this is just that we got a new light that's my better light we got a light cuz you're wearing a hat better light yeah it pushes a great problem for us here this is a really crappy low-budget show so when we you know let me have someone wearing a hot it's a big deal for us I know the guy back there was trying to give me a flashlight before I can go stories do it do you have it if you turn off that light yeah and I could tell ghost stories do you know any ghost stories no really do you go and see the scary movies and then get all frightened like a little girl you know what I don't go I haven't seen an adult film in a long time I mean it's just okok do you like kids oh yeah so you can go with the kids when you're on the road then you know when you're touring from town to town or your country music do you rent a lot of porn and those hotels [Laughter] you stay on the bus there so you've got the porn there all the time yeah on demand but see the problem is with I am very suspicious of guys who watch porn with other guys in the room I'm not so sure about that they go let's watch porn I'm like no no only somebody that's done that would know knock hey if you've never watched porn with another go man would you like to can't say that I would you can keep your hat on I think we just found our scary story that was a flashlight he was handsome [Laughter] now listen you're still - have you been in Nashville recently I've got a Nashville soon oh yeah we can't I've done a show they're like and what kind of show comedy show oh no no it's Don's a nice I know a nice it's not say not saying the enormo dome then norm oh yeah it's a Nashville or one of its outlying suburbs do you like that you should probably do sanghas you could probably fill that room I don't know about the normal amount oh yeah 40,000 people well since the normal dome doesn't exist yeah and I was a story I made up to a pressure I'm impressed but I'm gonna Nashville this weekend I've never been good call me yeah you're not gonna be there but I'll give you my number anyway leave a message tell me how you are all right then I know a couple of cops I can help you out maybe I think real cops are guys that gesture dress up like cops to watch porn without what for a couple my porn buddies like an Indian though dresses like a cop right another one wears a kilt [Applause] now what did we learn on the shoulder I tell you what we learned on the show tonight we learned that Trace Adkins watches porn with a guy the guy who wears a kilt [Laughter] we also learned wheel and we learned that some people prefer boxers some people prefer wrestlers that's be like we learned Perez Hilton offered to hold my flashlight anytime I wanted I have to be honest with you I thought he was quite nice I was expecting something a little bit more Queenie I thought I didn't think he was gonna be that nice I thought oh we better be careful here I know he's very very pleasant I'll tell you what else please Hawkins it's funny isn't he I mean I usually guys that tall and scary-looking don't bother being funny to be funny they're eight-foot tall it's scaring the pants of anybody that comes near him and we have to have a special light that's what we learned today a special 8 to light people with hats on and tres was going to come out with a flashlight underneath his face and here's what I learned Treece kind of looks like he's gonna flash light underneath his face even when he does do help trace good night in stores now please welcome Trace Adkins everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] don't need how you doing big time you okay feel good yeah yeah may I ask what the hell is going on here with this what's going on you're you're a serious musician what's what's happened uh this I had no I this has gotten a lot bigger than I thought it would what part the pick ax handle oh yeah I got one that big but how does the pickaxe hunter that's right I just I you know I was approached by these guys and they wanted to do a comic book and they and I was like about why no you want you we're gonna make you like I said not like with a cape and tights and stuff you know see that's where you and me are different I'd be like can I have a cape and so anyway they said well we want to just talk to you about this story in the scenario and and things you would say and how you would react in certain situations and so they did that and then I forgot about it and now the bank came out you know pretty good and you get to hang around with some very attractive drawing women and there was just one thing in there where he'd just gotten out of prison see and then he met this with a girl and he said he was being a gentleman and said I just got out of prison and this wouldn't be nice I'm a gentleman that I told them I would not react that way in that situation no no if I'd been in prison that long I would not I would go you know I'm saying hey let's do a little role-playing right you've just been you've just been in prison for who finally put your kilt on no no it's moot please don't Maroof leg you've just got a prison right and I'm a young lady that's come to meet you and drive you to your next appointment the CMAs last night what were you I was doing a video oh really yeah didn't you get nominated this year no not not on the CMA was better they hate me I don't know what to do they can't hate you it's country music everybody loves you in country music the CMA is a different thing no that's that's it's a it's an industry insider political thing and I don't play well with others so I don't ever get invited to the party you surprised me I always thought you were so social and easy to get along with so like when you are killed did you just fart little actually it was earlier on when I was excited pretending to be the girl [Music] don't call me cute here just someone I don't even looked at it really good yeah yeah alright Dan well look here's what happen you're on the back to the gun commercial right next to your business look you gotta you can I bang here and then you get that big Atari are you implying something well they exaggerated everything no except that well they were probably trying to get it all in at proportion that's that it kind of do your favor have you been Oh what were you doing then if you were doing a video last night you got a new song coming out yeah I'm working on a new album now to be done with it January so yeah we were doing a video for a corporate sponsor that we're working with next year on next year's tour and who's the corporate sponsor BC powder they make an excellent PC yeah what I don't know what it is well what is the product that's it's it's an aspirin that comes in paper and it's ground up it's a powder it's not like a tablet so you just dump it in your mouth and it works a lot faster that way cuz you don't have to dissolve it we sure this is aspirin cuz I was on [Applause] hey notice you know alright I'm good I'll take it don't do it the other way though know what no no no I'd never do that again yeah hey where's your ponytail man you don't kind of like hanging there like some kind of big sexy lion I was gonna come out here without my hat on and because I don't ever do that and so and and the dude back there was gonna fix my hair and I was like you know what I better call my wife [Laughter] and the compromise was okay you can you don't have to wear a ponytail but you have to wear the hat because she's she her contention is if I come out here and without a hat nobody's gonna they're gonna think I'm a wrestler [Laughter] country music superstar not without the Hat well I think that says a lot about country music though doesn't that no way you're gonna have the Hat on tell me G wear the hat a lot around your wife when we play Big Chief Big Chief just got out of prison that's a pretty good game he's really he's funny when he does his stand-up y'all should go see that yeah yeah why you don't go on with those Country Music Award fail why keep showing off you snake I don't know McBain Punk cattle cattle again I don't know doing something well if you wrote this way you know you just got out of prison I didn't sing tonight [Applause] you want a sec hey just so you don't you feel any pressure I get no problem disappointing these people you know that cuz you saw the monologue so right now you know I don't feel bad about disappoint now I know you don't okay you didn't bring a guitar did you know yeah well there you go but you didn't nobody asked me to it was the thing I thought it was kind of weird but actually it's cool we got visit longer you know I mean we'll be no time for about five minutes but you know going right I was just afraid I wouldn't get paid if I didn't sing you know but they assured me that I still would Union you have to get paid you have to get the minute you sit in that chair you have to get paid don't know no way no way I love the union's wrong with you I love the union's loves me the Teamsters and any other affiliated unions [Applause] my first guest today is one of the biggest stars in country music is latest album Cowboys back in town as in stores now please welcome the man with the Hat Trace Adkins everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] tres how you doing I'm good Craig I've missed you how are you have missed you too I feel like I haven't seen you in such a long time you know what well things have changed a little now you've got puppets and a stupid robot you've run out of good stuff haven't you now you that's what he says when he likes you honky tonk badonkadonk see I'm gonna disembowel your robot else he's plugged into the mains you make gosh that horse killed his self yeah no I mean really he just killed him a suicide yeah yeah I was taking a leak he looked over and hey there's no subtext to what you're saying here how you doing you've been on the road they've been turning but less thing yeah it's back in town yeah look at you there with the back with the sunglasses on it's looking at your insight but mine though stylish let you borrow sunglasses to do these things and they're like $600 sunglasses and they want you to buy them and I go no no no I like sunglasses of course less than ten bucks you get from a truck stop that's where I get my cuz I lose them I sit on yo on purpose you're coming back tonight I'm coming down in Nashville Yankee can we go out and have some dinner or something now and I'll come to the show you know me go out have some dinner or somebody could have some dinner we could have steaks and stuff like a cowboy happy awesome just give me the tickets to the show I'll give you tickets to the show but you got to take me for some dinner on staff too well take me lunch a Piggly Wiggly or something that maybe last time I went there was a woman sitting behind us last you came there last year right there was a woman said sighs you come see me too hammered man she was so drunk oh you know like when you would ask a question and then she would answer oh yeah yeah during your stick thing that's my second wife yeah but you'd say like do you ever spread Grey Poupon on your butt and she go yeah I never say the Graduate do the group of porn on your butt that's not me that's you stop doing this got the rope did you ever spend you probably had all that weird stuff no you got money your big started stuff you probably spent or I prefer yellow mustard unless they're great people advertise the CBS then of course they have a great jumper do any of them corporate gigs I'm doing well yes yeah how does that go for you they're usually pretty boring yeah I think I'm gonna open up a new chapter and boring for these people tonight cuz I I don't even have a band I'm not even the skeletons coming it's just me talking I thought know what's wrong with them might as well kill yourself now [Applause] you're gonna bomb oh yeah absolutely either gonna hate you yeah you've already said on TV you have no idea who they are wait yes I was doing a corporate gig I wouldn't go on national television and say that I didn't have any idea who they were expect me to tell the truth tranqs no they don't I don't but you don't you don't want know who they are or tell the truth I don't tell the truth about I don't know who they are you're not gonna do another corporate gig for a long time no I probably shouldn't and they usually paper - good yeah yeah all right this one probably does that's probably why we've been friends for years direct marketing and me more like this that was on the list every time before come on the show I'd do an interview with that little girl and she got yeah yeah she goes we're gonna talk about this and that and I go no he's not well you know I would never talked about one thing that was on the list [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's like I keep money here to not tell you why because sometimes you get difficult guests and I ask some questions and they say oh I don't really know and then I go does this refresh your memory it's kind of like the huggie bear approach you know what I mean so [Applause] hey that was pretty good yeah and if you get yourself something pretty right now there's horns Phoebe I asked for money to give the guests that they said okay and they gave me two about there's about 40 bucks here maybe in singles put their new that's we got that new money spell and they're flat yeah pretty flat and pretty like Oklahoma there you go your Frances Kansas is flat now Kansas has got some rolling hills Oklahoma has some mountains you don't even why are we talking about stupid they get back to the list [Applause] all right then I hear dying out here [Applause] well let's just do an awkward pause then and they're not that way well at least we'll know where we're at can you play the harmonica uh yeah hmm can you know you probably have someone do for you don't you know she's usually really bad guitar players and people that can't sing very good learn to play the harmonica what's wrong with you Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen you think I won't be doing any corporate gigs see they can't afford the robot so they put the harmonic on the thing right here we should teach that harmonica how to do that the RIA teach the robot sorry I was thinking about the money well we're out of time but you're gonna come back and perform for is that yeah let's wait and see if he says yes are you yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] good evening everyone my name is Syd and this is my friend big tea big T stands for baked rice I know so pick don't say why are you cold ah yes well I will show you in a few my love your pink little furry [Music] that we don't call it that with the ploy Victor Kohler Rapids Pig Middleford is in fact the resonator yours is right now after you do squats I do something much bigger than raisins where it's got to be a close he shows annoying can I touch your moustache please note that one no I meant that one could touch it oh it feels like a lady rabbits I love rabbits they taste like chicken No [Music] when I said though I might kiss me okay that is the first interspecies public Gekas [Applause] take my groundbreaking other TV shows why don't you after the break when they'll be less populous what you got hair in your mouth I hear [Music] [Applause] please welcome Trace Adkins otherwise [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey big time how's it going um awesomer than the last time I was here yeah I hardly would have thought that possible trace oh no I can't believe you ran do during the movie stay with Matthew McConaughey Honeycutt earlier pronounced his name correctly he gets bad if you don't cuz I've mispronounced his name in a song that I did and he let me know that I did mispronounces man yeah I said McConaughey cuz it right I had an ear I'm and he showed his knee like going on like Donkey Kong oh that's yeah yeah that kind of thing well I didn't have I didn't have an a rhyme so I didn't seem kind of hey I said McConaughey and he's oh man he's got a lighting up a bowtie Starbucks I go in our Starbucks and I say they say what name and I say Craig and then they go oh thanks Paul and then they give me tonight I got imagine that happens to you much no you're not mistaken for other people often are you I don't go in Starbucks that's not like that fufu coffee I don't because I don't want to stand behind somebody ordering a Tai Chi Chi is a martial art terms you can't get a Tai Chi in Starbucks I'd cheat Jackie Chan vanilla it just irritates what's not coming I go I don't just go up there and get a cup of kana cup of coffee well well I don't need I don't want no cream or sugar just cup coffee please why is it every now and I don't ever say Verde or whatever it is always well gonna give me a big ask Burnie is just Italian for big-ass you didn't know I'm not Italian or gay every time you come here I start to feel more and more like a an effete showbiz dandy you're what y'all can yep yeah I saw your Nashville appease all right we're not no beat a good time at night I did man you were funny funny funny I know as y'all should see you stand up it's much funnier though I have a great time nice well I love that place that's the street down there where you could buy a hat they got that big Street you can buy a hat you can get drunk and write a bull without moving it's a lot like heaven yeah when you were starting out did you play because there's law guys playing these little bars around there they were good too that's why I was amazed by doing that I did I played clubs about five years without a day gig you know just playing the clubs are getting south west and then when I moved to Nashville I played clubs for about three years there before I got a record deal so yeah I did my time in the beer joint yeah seemed to me like some of these musicians that are drinking they work yeah I know time went on I don't drink anymore and I statement orange some of the plan got a little sloppier than it had been earlier what they were counting on was that you were matching them the audience would be reaching the same level of drunkenness as the bad yous are a professional musician yes I always had I always had very happy club owners because I would challenge people you know to drink as much as I did from the stage you know yeah so I sold a lot of liquor yeah it's really the business that you're in when you're playing beer joints you you're not in the music business you're in the liquor business so much the same in late-night TV I'm not in late-night TV I'm just selling boner pills to lonely people Silvia's skiers yeah you want to right now you were hey hey hey hey you know I you know I know you hate them yeah okay be careful Jeff he'll hurt you [Music] my own tour not really turn around didn't doing the thing with the puppets and they're all that stuff no I'm doing a few shows here and there will really crank it up you know around April so like that's next month in yeah I took the winter off this year it's the first time I've not done a winter tour in four or five years but I just told him I'm not doing a winter tour this year I wanna do it he's not movie probably as well we have movie star buddies going all Hollywood I did that back in September really yeah Matthew McConaughey's a fine-looking man Ernie don't do it for me come on he's a good guy you know he he really was very gracious to me because he wanted me to do well because he knew I didn't know what I was doing you know so he he took his time and rehearse those things with me and I appreciate him doing that he didn't have to do that no I didn't no no but then again you would have crushed him like a bug and I was not below it's not too often you know that I'm in a situation like that where I question my manhood but dude those words Abril those bikers were the real thing oh yeah yeah yeah you don't mess around with it no I know my place I know when to go and they were all covered in tats and if you saw on the thing I don't have any tact well I got one tattoo but you never so gonna see it you say that with your voice but you say something different [Applause] [Music] you can't make me as bad as uncomfortable as any man I see that as my role in life actually to torment ya kids and wives for that yeah you got a new grandkid yeah it's lovely congratulations boy family yeah cuz I thought you just a girls in like twelve girls or something up five yeah yeah yeah that's alone I'm finally out of Sun so you got a new boy I got a new boy yeah yeah I got two boys yeah thanks for a round of applause we both had sex with our wives [Applause] I evidently have had a lot more than you have you should take some more of those boner [Applause] my first guest tonight is a great big country music star his latest album proud to be here in stores now please welcome my friend the enormous Lee told trace adkins everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] how you doing cowboy you all right good yeah you're looking good you're tearing up the note cards yeah look at this look at you on the front cut you looking at you're under onion front of the album which is great but what I'm worried about is on the back of the album here the silhouette shot you see what I'm saying I mean the back of the guitar is fine but if you look at the neck of the guitar it's actual size yeah actual size oh yeah that look here's your coffee cut back right okay I know you used to come on this show and he would give you something pretty nice now he gives you a black coffee cup and he writes on it and it's got a piece of chalk in it so I just wrote you a note and gave it back to you oh it's beautiful it says I don't know if you can see I got up back Greg laughs you're cranky tonight what's going on man my house burned down you give me a new coffee entire dinner sad I haven't seen you since the house are you all right is everything okay I'm good yeah everybody's good thank you all right now that's all that mattered was that everybody was okay you get Dillo your stuff get burnt all of it pretty much yeah who is that really really that bad the fire yeah yeah a lot of firemen turn up well yeah they all came I guess that's uh that's part of it where yeah big event yeah no yeah I heard about it yeah it was on TV and stuff yeah he was in Alaska fishing oh man I was almost fishing that oh man I gotta go home and and and the first text I got was from Blake Shelton and I just said dude is your house on fire well you know he sends me stupid crikey I tell him look at the size of him you can tell so anyway that was that was my house that's when I found out yeah one back home Bev jeez alright so that's it means everybody yeah yeah that's okay yeah are you building a new house not yet it will start sometime the spraying problem oh oh where are you living then man you living in tents it's like occupy burnt shell I'm trying to be sensitive here man I'm trying to help you know yeah yeah we written the place it's okay yeah oh yeah you state hotel you got a bit of money uh we stayed in a place for awhile but I've got another little house out at the farm oh yeah yeah two houses you're like Jeff he's got a lot of hoses yeah you guys don't get along I know yeah I know hell man you I mean you really you got real does just little dumber than you are what's what's about you passing gas in the pitcher so my kids not the remains last time I were here well it's cuz you weren't looking that's my kids right there boy some ugly young uns you know nobody's ever really honest with you about I'll be sure I'll be sure and I look just like you yeah I'll be sure to pass on your opinion in my that Chloe thing wasn't a good idea that what that cloning things about yeah I want to get different ideas I got boys you got old girls something yeah yeah I bet you're really tough at home there they'll kill you them girls I'd be that's bad wages are they 26:22 1310 seven three-year-old granddaughter I mean that's great three-year-old granddaughter one year old grandson and he's completely worthless he doesn't help me at all what yeah but you know he needs to step it up made yourself laugh a little bit there it cracked a little bit fighting this fight for a long time by myself yeah I mean you're a man surrounded by women who are not you know they won't even have a boy dog so I got two girl dogs you probably don't want to they probably don't want balls flying around all the time yeah you're enough testosterone for all of that for the whole neighborhood this is true there you go a year on the road yeah you turn around in the bus yeah we're touring around we're doing a show out here in the Los Angeles neighborhood tomorrow night I think I never really think of LA as a neighborhood thing immemorial I mean it says sweet the way you said but I only just come to one little part well you ever been Anaheim no that's where that's got a football stadium there yeah no baseball yeah they got the they got the Anaheim Angels of Anaheim Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Angels that's what long it's a long they used to be called the Anaheim Angels Dennis Outsiders I've been to Disneyworld and never been Disneyland Disney world's great love is world yeah well nobody cares [Applause] you gonna smack me now mag me yeah I'm late later I'm gonna smack you around you're coming to Nashville in January January yeah are you gonna come to the front road you're always there throwing stuff you have a terrible arm I gotta say for a man that size do you think you'd help me with something by now yeah okay all right we should go we should go and get something to eat what would a okay you know take me out you got butch a favorite restaurant don't know I don't want to plug any of them really no oh good yeah maybe they give us something no see we should go to the palm the palm yeah let's go to let's go to the paw yeah that's my favorite all right me and Craig are coming there yeah feed for free um we're out of time and then you're gonna come back and perform but now's your chance to win a big cash prize or do an awkward pause what do you prefer tres [Music] you know you're like a yellow furred Bramley wispy you're just trying to see what he's gonna take for him to finally kick you off there you know you just think if you just completely just give up you know there's at some point they'll get the message and tell you to quit coming yeah you know when that happens they gotta write a check severance package that all right crazy like a fox uh deliver anybody yes yeah when cash price sure alright we've got our requested or you can think what's in my box it's up to you if you there's two ways to win the big cash prize you can guess what's in my box box well what is I imagine a box in my mind and then I think of something inside the box and the only person that knows what's inside the box is Jeff Peterson you guess what it is if you're right just answer the question okay all right what time is and shadows demons thanks everybody 50 American dollars in singles used at any strip club in these United States so trace let's see if you can think a surprised face hland is in the North Atlantic its capital city is reka Vic true or false in general that's true in general men have better hearing than women but women that have better eyesight this is good one for you true or false men have better hearing than women man but women have better eyesight through its clothes [Music] just a little you can be a little closer that's for ya [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you know priests Atkins who was in the movie with you yeah yeah he's German I've ever met he's uh he's a scary yeah fella and he soft-spoken soft spongy and he says it straight you're like okay trace yeah I hear you he looks you right in the eyes like that yeah by what anybody sitting down cuz when he's standing up he's like okay he came to see me when I did a show in Nashville and I had to give a refund to the person sitting behind him because I couldn't see couldn't see there he was huge he's wearing a hat and I was gonna say you got a and you don't want to go hey buddy move out the way cuz he'd go no no all of July he's good in the movies yeah I know he's ahead of a biker gang guys that I'm defending and stuff and he's good yeah he's good you were right I was wrong my first guess is a country music superstar you can catch him on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice really I thought you were never gonna do that again no anyway it's premiering this Sunday night on NBC [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey hey are you doing Big Time all right um well over here yeah I'm all right I'm all I thought you weren't gonna do that Celebrity Apprentice again I wasn't going to but they called my wife and that's low man you might know that really they should have called you if you'da cold you could have said no they did call me twice right you told me twice and I said no and then they called her and then I has immediately do it well there's a really good reason for it though oh I got a pin for you pan yeah the Red Cross is teaming up with hard rock and they're doing those pins for a limited edition thing cuz March is American Red Cross month I didn't even know that shame on me yeah one keeps the registry of who gets months I mean how do they do that I'd sign office in Washington and you know yeah it's really no I don't know man let's enough to pass the citizenship so March is American Red Cross month Celebrity Apprentice guy yo stop trying to say what was I talking about oh yeah my house burned down in the red and I was in Alaska and the Red Cross showed up and took care of my family and I owe my dad I felt and so I I played Prentiss and tried to raise some money for the Red Cross oh good for you that's great right here's the thing though when your house burned down did you get insurance money that's like I don't think I'm supposed to talk about that yeah see this is my theory that oh and by the way all those wonderful cups that you gave me from every appearance I've ever been on here yeah they all burned up but I don't need you to replace them I can replace I don't want you come on man what about one of these babies hey hey I'm Teresa Atkins look at this you can say that no I'd only way anyway so anyway that's my story about the whole thing yeah all right man you've been tough tonight you're usually the last time you were here you called my kids ugly I'm still a little sore about that I just saw him back steal it one yeah he kicked your ass that kid yeah he's got a leash yeah you need a leash forum uh you know when we were kids people would have thought you know that's cruel but now kids have leashes no it's not exactly a leash he's got a little adorable backpack with a leash on it it's not like a thing around his neck oh come on good boy good boy you can dress it up all you want hey you can put you know you can laminate up and put rhinestones but it's a leash rhinestones on my kids it's not a leash anyway it's a baby monitor Sealy all right well you go you go girls there was somebody following him holding the other end of it and I would be his mom trace hmm he doesn't favor her very much his wife his wife is beautiful she is very very beautiful your wife is beautiful movie when I was last in Nashville we even hope for their man but I'm surprised yes right well we get on well that night didn't we no no you were a little you were off that night yeah well you did a really bad show and then we went wow I did a great show and then we went to a restaurant and I think I've seen you do better that's all I'm saying wasn't that good but thanks for dinner though that was the show you think I was just old I was like my biorhythms were off or what now you see material was old I've heard all that before that whole that grown-up and skully's go over D yeah you get that all the time hey I was in the studio last week with the Chieftains oh they're great yeah yeah they're from Ireland I know yeah but they wear dresses like you do it's not and they play those horns where you do like that bagpipes yeah they're very ancient and noble instrument we do it like that you do like that I can do the national anthem yeah can you really do I think that's disrespectful the way to be able to do the nice you should do something else I don't do it on TV before a game I'm just I you know well I would like some smaller trick I'd like to see it I think you should go out there before a big game take off your shirt do the next maybe at a NASCAR race yeah yeah yeah yeah oh I meant to ask you did you even they same with the Oscars no what's wrong man I don't know man it just seems as though you've just no don't make it about me now this is about you look let's make this a therapy session all right trace who are you [Laughter] let's go back it's at school right it's third grade you're wearing your big black hat the other kids are afraid of you and they call you scary trace know where they go they made fun of me because of my head they were not afraid of me and then we the other kids were bigger than you know if you're gonna have a drone you should get one that kills people your drone sucks it doesn't kill people I know you should get one that's useful I don't why would I want to kill her drone I don't know no he's not a drone anyway he's a gay robot scaling just like any other gay robot scaling darn and sucks [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you know I I mean I know it's a good I applaud you for doing the show again because it's a good cause and all that but I'm surprised that you would put up with I didn't think you and Trump would be would be kind of like you know he's never around yeah he shows up in the morning and he says you're gonna go do this today and then he shows up that night and fire somebody it's pretty much what I do here really do you think that here's real oh yeah that ain't real now I've looked at it that close man because I really want to do yeah cuz I really wanted to study it you know so so I looked at it really close and I don't know where it's coming from but it's real maybe like he comes up maybe from his back or maybe yeah like like back here cuz I mean there's just no way that head hair looks like that naturally you you have it has to be imported from another part of the body clearly maybe it's rogue pubes [Music] it's a perfectly legitimate hypothesis isn't that I straighten my pubes is that why you wanted an iron in your dressing room then you're a tough man I know you must have a very steady hand oh my god yeah you're terrible human being yeah come on man you're not French why you always you come out here you're really nice to me and in a minute the cameras start he's not busting my balls i I don't understand it you're always so nice to me and then you come out and you're like you were crazy lingonberry and then and then you find you know I just thought a minute ago that I was wondering why I was here because well here in general like earth or just this show know this show okay because none of my friends I've gotten to that age now we're none of my friends stay up this late and and none of my friends know how to DVR anything so what the hell I don't know what the hell I'm here for man you you old you stay in the truck [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] gin and juice maybe I gonna do [Music] [Applause] you [Music]

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Length: 58min 8sec (3488 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 08 2017