Jay Leno Dangerous Toys (December 2000)

[Music] the holidays approaching parents are constantly searching for the perfect gift for their child there are a number of toys and stores that are unsafe or psychologically harmful to children and these toys should be taken off the market so as a public service let's take a look at this year's dangerous toys [Applause] [Music] now Kent we may lose a few sponsors who may be forced to cut back as much as 40% of our staff because my salary will remain the same so don't be afraid about that okay but I if we save just one child just one that's well - all right it's a small price to pay okay the biggest biggest story in the news is Florida ballot situation it's a serious matter that apparently some quick-thinking hotshots thought they could capitalize on with this popular toy it's the Florida voting machine let me show you how this works see what the kids can pretend they're in Florida you take the ballot and you put it right in there like that okay that's right probably work better if I could get the whole ballot actually in there let's see now maybe it'll go in this slot just as well a long day now for decades yeah remember this toy here like Kevin I would play with this toy for hours and hours Deborah Dan the magnetic man remember keV well well the other kids neighbor who doing crack whip you could do this so look you can make Hitler if you want or you can give him an eyebrow ours and ours very popular but a little outdated that's why they tried to reach a younger audience at this one this is mr. pizza face I think it's a very bad bad yeah just sets the wrong kind of example for kids you see you can can move visits anywhere you want it's again again a bad we don't we don't do this to humor we do this to inform now this one there all sorts of toys on the market that teach children how to cook the Easy Bake Oven if I know you have one of those I was a month beautiful this product this just shocks me this is imported from North Korea this is the let me turn it on this is the puppy walk now you say it could take you take the puppy you put them in there like this apparently you cook it up and this is a bad [Music] don't write me a letter it's a toy hey how many how many how many remember the popular board game mystery gate remember mystery Jane remember this chemistry mystery date was a very popular mystery date it was a very popular toy with girls back in the sixties well they've updated it this is the Anne Heche mystery date I believe me it's really a mystery will it be a guy will it be a girl is it gonna be RuPaul you have no idea no I did a little updated version updated version now ah here you go there but all kinds of jokes about Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris and how much makeup she uses part of the folks at Mattel thought he could cash in with this the makeup Katherine kit you seeing this exact likeness of her it comes with two days supply of Katherine Harris makeup and you can put makeup on just the same way she does and you're all set to meet governor Bush [Applause] I think this next one is horrible if parents see this they should just run away you know kids love play kitchen they and play houses this one goes too far this is a play bar it's the little tight drinking bar saloon now look kids are this is tough don't encourage them this this is our bartender Michael and our little patron Justin another beer bartender here cut off buddy [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] the kids go do you read that Time magazine about kids going through puberty look at them quickly Oh kids love magic tricks you know I hope this item disappears and the fisher-price people they're usually terrific but this they missed the boat on this and the fisher-price sword swallowing kid have you seen this how you've probably seen is it okay now it's bad enough where's Cameron Cameron come on out here Cameron is playing with it here now you see it's bad enough that he has a sharp object down his throat what happens if he happens to be a little on the short side can you turn around show the kids look you see what happened this seems very very dangerous thank you [Applause] people have criticized the Barbie doll for giving little girls the wrong idea of what a woman's body should look like in this new Barbie does nothing does nothing to eliminate that stare at that this is the new Hooters barber you've probably heard about now this this Hooters barbie is supposed to walk well let's see me get it to walk oh you see what happened go on go on you see it well it can't it can't walk just like the real thing it's terrible and finally finally you know for years they fears they'd made dolls that walk talk even wet remember the Betsy wetsy this next one goes to extreme this is this is baby pees a lot let me show you how this works is he once the baby gets rolling pees a lot of the name you see Angie just make some magic too much we'll be right back with Russell [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Rewind Me

Views: 150,806

Rating: 4.5046024 out of 5

Keywords: TV, Ad, VHS, VCR, Classic, Retro, Vintage, Commercial, Analog, Memories, Television, Funny

Id: gDDFWIO_7DY

Length: 6min 44sec (404 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 25 2018