Jay Leno 99 Cent Store Christmas Items (December 5, 2001)

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh Paul girls try it try it girls try girls okay hold it there hold and pull out on him okay here's one okay good pusher get your tongue all right there you are you get a shot of our front row look at that very talented they are [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you have people over you haven't got a holiday meal look let's face it with the relatives you don't want to spend the big bucks and buy spam what spam 249 at least you don't want to spend that kind of dough feeding the relatives with no reason to spend 259 for spam when you can get this for $0.99 super lunch and hope this is the parts of the pig that they didn't use in spam you go behind this factory there is no dumpster okay it's all in the can people spend a lot of time cleaning up after the holidays is always a big mess of course you could turn to some fancy household product like mr. clean or you can spend 98 cents and get a guy who looks kind of like him but not really mr. scrub it's the guy in a hat it's paying an extra buck for a guy to take his hat off well what could be more festive than this see what it says ten colorful hangers and look at all the beautiful colors that you get what says Christmas more than a black hanger this one fascinated me pure genius for $0.99 you know what this is it's a Twinkie holder except the reason this 99 senses Twinkies come what to to a pack let's see now the normal shelf like like these Twinkies expire in 2299 this being in this container can add an extra 500 years let's see if it even does it fit it's not even fit in there see you're supposed to take Twinkie you get two in there well this one killed me this one killed me this these a mousetraps you know how that you know I can tell they're good mousetraps take a look at that name there look there chef's choice you don't feel like spending $0.99 with that well you know the guests don't mind waiting for lunch a little bit you can get chef Joyce okay and the really creepy 99-cent Department this this is a too creepy for me this is a cupid boy Underpants I don't know about this yeah yeah you see some creepy guys hanging around the underwear do you wanna move along creepy that here's an item with an interesting shape it's called a double whisk egg beater I'm not sure what eggs mom is beating her [Applause] okay here's a item holiday candles brighten up every home here's one in the shape of Santa apparently you put one here in his head and two in his ass okay stop it okay you're going door-to-door and you go to a guy's house and he's got this on display and these under the tree okay this a little too creepy [Music] and finally what has to be the most inappropriately named product of all time for $0.99 its California girl tuna [Applause]

Channel: Rewind Me

Views: 100,074

Rating: 4.8553615 out of 5

Keywords: TV, Ad, VHS, VCR, Beta, Classic, Retro, Vintage, Commercial, Analog, Memories, Television, Dollar Store, Funny

Id: AgA0tPenm0I

Length: 5min 0sec (300 seconds)

Published: Thu May 16 2019