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the Disney Channel. We now return to
the 1992 "Aladdin", when Aladdin was still white. [ Audience laughs ] -Wow, from up here, we can see the entire
Middle East, you know,
where I'm from. -This is so beautiful, Aladdin. I've never gotten to see what
it's like outside of the palace. But it's even better seeing it
with you. -Jasmine, there's something
I need to tell you. -What -- What's the matter? Do you feel so self-conscious
because I'm the daughter of a sultan and you're just
a lowly street rat? -Well, I think "street rat"
might be a slur, but okay, uh, it's -- it's not that. -Are you intimidated that
I'm friends with a ton of wealthy celebrities and
your only friend is a monkey? -Uh, again, not nice. But it's something else. Uh, Jasmine, as we start getting more,
[clears throat] you know, intimate, uh,
I'm just a little concerned that physically, uh,
I can't handle you. -What do you mean? -I -- I mean that i-if we --
if we go all the way, you might, like, break me. You know? Like -- Like, my thing
might just, like, break. -Don't be silly.
-I wish I was being silly, but look at us.
You're a-a lot of woman and I'm so frail because
all I eat is stolen bread. -Oh, my God. Aladdin, relax. I really like you,
I really do. -And I really like you, too. I want to do everything
with you, you know? See the world and laugh together
and sing songs and -- and do sex. -I wouldn't call it "doing sex." -I'm just... I'm worried that
if I try to go in, I -- I might not make it in
all the way there. -Aladdin, don't worry. I'm sure you're more than
enough man for me. -Oh, thanks, Jasmine. Hey, um, out of curiosity, what
were your other boyfriends like? -Well, I guess I dated
a few athletes and some rappers, and I dated the King of Uganda
for a while, and that was crazy. [ Laughs ]
-[ Laughs nervously ] -Oh, hey, Jasmine, cool carpet. -Oh, hey, Jourtney. That's my sister, Jourtney.
We all have "J" names. -And this is my new boyfriend, Ezekiel Elliott of
the Dallas Cowboys. [ Audience laughs ] -Sup, Jasmine? Hey, little dude. Jasmine taking you on
a little carpet ride for your little birthday? -You don't have to say "little"
in front of everything, and i-it's actually my carpet. -Oh, that's nice. Little guy's got his own
little carpet. -You like sports, little guy? -Hey, you want an autographed
ball for your little birthday? -I don't -- I mean, sure, yeah,
actually. Yeah. -What was it? Al Ladder? You know what, I'm-a just put
"Little Al." [ Chuckles ] -There you go, buddy.
-Oh, whoops. Oh, his tiny hands
dropped the ball. -Well, bye Jasmine,
bye little Al. [ Laughs ] -Both: Whee! -Okay, now, where were we? -Jasmine, I-I don't think
I can do this. I mean, I want to, but,
you know, when you sat on my lap the other day, I think you could<i>
feel</i> how much I wanted to, you know?
-Oh. I thought that was just
a roll of Lifesavers. [ Audience laughs ] -All right, that's it.
Genie. Please, Genie. [ Magical music plays ] -You summoned? -Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm ready to use my third wish. -Oh, wow! The one where you were
saving to set me free? -Yeah, we're going to
scrap that. You see, uh, I want you to make me like
Pinocchio, but, like, down there. -You don't have to wish for
that. -It's fine.
They always promise me freedom, but at the end of the day, it's always bigger penis. As you wish. [ Magical music plays ] -Oh, wow! Thanks Genie!
Check it out, Jasmine! -[ Gasps ] Wow, that is better, even though
it's the wrong color. But you -- you really
didn't have to do that. I mean, I like you just the way
you are. Now, are you going to kiss me
or not? -I sure am, Jasmine. [ Cheers and applause ] Move over, King of Uganda! Oh, no! He didn't give me balls! -♪ A whole new world ♪ ♪♪
I never thought I’d see a Pete Davidson and kim k crossover lol
The hand holding and the kissing were both awkward af
I can’t believe they kissed, lol. I love it.
Does Pete make anyone else cringe? Idk what it is about the guy 😭
Pete Davision Last Name soonr now
I appreciated this callback to her early days.